If he only made it to semifinals, the other comedians must be like tell one joke and your head explodes. Because he was killing me. I will be looking for more of his work.
As a band kid that plays clarinet and plays saxophone on the side, I laughed way too hard at my own instrument getting made fun of🤣🤣 "sounds like a goose"
Lawl, Clarinet here, too. I upgraded to Bass Clarinet senior year and through college. What went through my mind when he was talking about the clarinet breaking was, "overgreased his bell cork."
I love how he's funny and sweet. That guy he said has great eyebrows probably had some extra pep in his step after that. I like when crowd heckling has compliments.
"If I cut the shirt off, it *IS* gonna ruin the shirt..." You all laughed. But in my work as an EMT and an ED tech, I have encountered more than a few people who don't make this connection.
If the shirt does not end up completely shredded you can be 100% sure that if I survive I'm gonna sew it up and go around proudly wearing it. "my life was saved when I wore this shirt" kind of vibe
HILARIOUS! Being in the army, a profession chock full of rules because there was always just one person to ruin it for everyone, I was like this doctor HAD TO have been in a situation where the clothes being ruined was a hot point for the injured 🤣
The sock thing happened to me but it wasn't a sock it was my girlfriend pantys. It was in check out and this little boy says quite loudly "THAT GUY HAS GIRL UNDER WEAR COMING OUT HIS PANTS!" Pointing at me. There is like 20 People there looking at me whispering to each other and snickering. I grabbed them and stuck them in my pocket checked out and didn't go back to that store for a month .lol
I would've thought, "looks like this guy does freaky stuff on the weekends." Hey man, it's cool. Like a great philosopher once said, "it's Hollywood, man. Everyone is gay every once in a while."
That wasn't humiliating, or anything - right? I can't even imagine. A friend of mine once went to church with a pair of silky, purple Victoria's Secret panties on her shoulder. It was stuck there by static. She didn't notice, until someone complimented her on her new scarf.
@@TommyRymanfun not all nerds are created equally some are EXTRAordinary you are cooler than a screen door and I'm gonna be passing you around lol...ps we have alot in common
-“Is your wife in labor?” - “That was me” 🤣🤣🤣 Also, how dare the doctor assume that Tommy wasn’t a star athlete? He could’ve been an Olympic medalist. Repair that clavicle, asap!
I love how this guy is just enjoying life. Like he loves the simple things. Like when he said he was just making a grilled cheese and having the time of his life. I wish I could have that.
Good job Tommy, At first I could only wonder if you was going to be funny. You wasn't, you was hilarious. If we are ever in the same neighborhood... I bring my clarinet! Let's jam!
Tommy Ryman Mom : "Activate A River" Me after 2 years : "Learn to Activate a random river" ... The River : Random sound in the sky .. "This river has been allready activated" ... Me : OH SH!T !!
We also went whale watching once with my husband. It was just like he described it. We paid a fortune, sat in a speedboat for about two hours, got soaked, some people got seasick, and my husband’s brand new phone got forever ruined from all the seawater. We didn’t see any whales, but by the end of the boatride I had to pee so hard, I thought I was gonna die. Should’ve peed in my pants I guess they were wet anyway. So it was great fun.
You are amazing dude. I have one question. How do you memorize your whole set and do you memorize it word by word or just certain topics and then you go spontaneously?
Wow!! I was going to listen for 10 minutes but ended up listening the whole show. You are great! Thank you for a good laugh! No dirt, just pure humor 💗
I agree with all the other commenters, he was hilarious, but I found myself cracking up just as much at the comments as I did Tommy, and honestly that’s exactly what I needed today. So thank you!
Omg. I love this kid!!! I am like his mom barb. Lol. I would love to speak with her to ask her about her ceremonies and rivers experiences. This kid really really reminds me of my son same hair and everything. This is one hella funny kid!!! Lol
Nice Set! His timing on his punchlines keeps you in stitches. To me a successful Comedian is one that can literally imprint how silly someone or something is that's why I love Drybar 100% comedy minus the profanity! Well done!
