Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega while I m********e Hey mom, I need to watch this show Meltzer says I'm in the key demo In my mom's basement I steal her WiFi and I pay no rent AEW's cool We've got indie stars, drop-outs from wrestling school Like Jo Janela at the top of card He trained himself in his own back yard This is s**t everyone should get Well, everyone except Jim Cornette Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega while I m********e Who needs women or hanging round in bars You can watch The Bucks get seven stars You can watch The Bucks get seven stars Dynamite's the word Best ever tag team division Haven't you heard? We've got Jericho, Orange Cassidy And my girl Riho Like Tony I do fantasy booking A title tournament Now we're cooking And I can't wait to hear what Corny has to say When Marko Stunt goes all the way Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega while I m********e Hey mom, don't come in Go away, I'm watching wres-tle-ing! Go away, I'm watching wres-tle-ing! Ah! This is wrestling heaven Don't listen to Corny, he hasn't been relevant since '87 He thinks that Luchasaurus can't work a lick That Bobby Eaton could hold a candle to Matt or Nick He wants to cut up our heroes with a rusty fishing knife Or get them in the hot tub to play spot the submarine with his wife And no, mom, I'm not bitter It's nothing to do with Jim blocking me on Twitter And now here comes Miro Wearing pajamas, he's my hero The Young Bucks could shoot on Buzz Sawyer Make Brock Lesnar take a Canadian Destroyer Bang bang bang Don't come in, Mom! Bang, bang, bang Don't come in! "Are you touching yourself again?" Err, no "I'm changing the Wi-Fi password" Mom, noooooo! Wednesday nights I get to stay up late Watch Kenny Omega while I m********e Hey, mom I need to watch this show Meltzer says I'm in the key demo I am 39 I'm in the key demo I'm a single male I'm in the key demo Whoa oh Meltzer says I'm in the key demo Meltzer says I'm in the key demo
