"Hell's Greatest Dad" // LYRIC VIDEO from HAZBIN HOTEL - DAD BEAT DAD // S1: Episode 5 

correction at 1:36, the actual line is "Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud!" join today to interact with a world of cartoon fans: discord.gg/bulba

Alastor: “It’s a little funny. You could almost call me… DAD!” Lucifer: 😠🎻🎻

The most ace way to say "your daughter calls me daddy too"

I can see where Charlie got her musical love and her style. Alastor and Lucifer rivalry is something I never thought I needed, and Mimzy giving us that Spinel energy.

I could not stop laughing at Alastor’s “You could almost call me “Dad”” line, Lucifer aggressively playing the fiddle and using the accordion to interrupt Alastor’s piano playing.😂😂😂 Alastor and Lucifer fighting over Charlie is hilarious, especially because Alastor’s just doing it to get under Lucifer’s skin and to keep him from stealing this operation he has going on.😂😂😂

This song is a banger. Alastor screwing with Lucifer for no reason is just hilarious, especially considering how hopelessly outmatched he would be in a real fight against him.

Pretty cool to see someone get under Alastor’s skin, he’s usually doing that to others, Alastor as a nun... Was not expecting that.

“They say the family you choose is better” never heard a more true line in a song in my life

I love how both of the songs alastors in, he turned into a rap battle

“Aggressively playing the violin”

Jeremy Jordan is really killing as Lucifer Morningstar!

0:04 FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF!!!

“You could almost call me dad” best line ever!! I love this song!! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

This song is so addicting

Finally, Lucifer got a chance to show his stuff! I love how he refers to himself as "the big boss of Hell".

Alastor: “It’s a little funny. You could almost call me… DAD!” Lucifer: *Aggressive Violin*

I love lucifer the literal KING OF HELL getting jealous of another demon getting close to his daughter

0:22 Bro really just turned French for a few seconds

I love the detail that lucifer plays a golden fiddle, because in "Devil went down to Georgia" the devil used a golden fiddle

"Gets insulted by alastor" "E P I C V I O L I O N S O L O"

"You're like the child that I wish that I had" "I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned" "It's a little funny, you could almost call me DAD!" BRO, CHARLASTOR IS DEAD ☠️

I love how Alastair says “I care for you just like the daughter I SPAWNED” because he’s ace😂😂 0:59

Alastor: You could almost call me DAAAD Lucifer*fiddle me this-*

this song gives off "she calls you dad but she calls me daddy" vibes

Alsastor: *singing the best song ever* Mimzy out of nowhere: ITS ME YES ITS MEEEEEEEEE 👹👹👹

Lyrics: [LUCIFER] Haha, looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate [LUCIFER & CHARLIE] Thanks dad! [LUCIFER] Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef (Woah-oh-oh) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start! [ALASTOR] Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun Your executive producer [CHARLIE] That's true! [ALASTOR] I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? [NIFFTY] I was stuck, thank you sir! [CHARLIE] Oh you! [ALASTOR] I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond You're like the child that I wish that I had [LUCIFER] Uh, what? [ALASTOR] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned [LUCIFER] Hold on now! [ALASTOR] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad [Instrumental Break] [ALASTOR] They say, when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance [LUCIFER] Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood! [ALASTOR] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better [LUCIFER] What a bunch of losers [ALASTOR] Can you butt out of my song? [LUCIFER] Your song? I started this! [ALASTOR] I'm singing it, I'll finish it! [LUCIFER] Oh, you tacky piece of- [MIMZY] It's me, yes it's me I know you were all waiting for me I'm here, what a gas Took a while, but I'm present at last It's me, it's me Mimzy! [LUCIFER, spoken] Who?

the theory that alastor serves lilith makes so much sense esspecially after this scene

Whoever made Lucifer and alastor fight over who has the best relationship (not dating) with her needs a raise

I Love Lucifer's violin when he gets especially pissed off you can feel his frantic anger in every note hit

Mimzy is such a vibe 😭

ALASTOR: Its a little Funny you Almost call me . . . DAAD! Lucifer: 😡🎻🎻 Alastor: 😀🎹🎹 Lucifer: 😡🪗🪗🪗🪗🪗🪗

That "you could almost call me dad" line is absolutely JUST there for fan service and i love it

This is how Vivienne Medrano took her revenge on all those who did charlastor.

It's great that Alastor has earned Charlie's affection and acceptance. After all, he was there for her and her hotel from day 1, while her father barely communicated. Lucifer boasted about everything he has to give, but Charlie would barely smile at the gesture, instead Alastor gave him support, praise, and extra staff from day one.

this gives off “friend like me” vibes from aladdin and i have to say, i love it.

Alastor: "your daughter calls me daddy too" Lucifer: "she calls me daddy more than you" Alastor: "excuse me? Say what?" Vaggie: "pause" Angel dust: "never knew the big boss of hell was into that stuff" Husk: "ok now i know im not drunk" Nifty: "i don't get it" Charlie: *internal screaming*

The actors/singers are clearly having a lot of fun with this. I love it.

Nifftys line is so cute 😭✋

they were like 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🪗🪗

Every time I hear, "I'm truly honoured that we've built such a BOND, I always think that: You're like the child that - I didn't WANT!" Would fit better and Alastor switches it out to annoy even more. :D

Not him saying “you can almost call me DADDDDDDD!”

0:30 Champagne fountains, Caviar mountains That's just the-

1:30 - Angelic Power! .

The aggressive violin and piano gets me every time

"HA TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!" Lucifer is fr me😭

Lucifer:😡🎻🎻

Mimzy slayed that "ITS MEEE! ITS MEEE! MIMZYYYYYYY!!!!"

Homie got so mad he pulled out the fittle

It’s a banger and yet I just can’t get over the fiddle Easter egg 😂😂😂

Forget rap battles, the new craze these days is jazz battles

As a Steven Universe fan... MIMZY IS SLAYING SO HARD✨️✨️✨️✨️ NOSTALGIA 😩🤚✨️

You never have a dad like me 😂😂😂

Mimzzy is fking legend here such powerful lyrics i feel it coming inside of me

"Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb" foreshadowing extreme foreshadowing

Mimzy saved them all from a epic war.

1:05 dad that’s a cool part

2:07 : "wHo?"

This song is so catchy

Mimzy interrupting them will always be my favorite part 😂

WHY IS 1:33 SO CATCHY AND FAMILIAR 😭😭 THE FAST BEAT AND TONE IS SO GOOD WHY

“I was stuck, Thank you sir!” 😭 poor nifty!

Charlie’s little “Awh~!” IS SO CUTE. help me i love her

1:54 i thought Mimzy said “What a GyYAaaaAaTTttTt!!!!!“😭

Alastor:They say when you’re looking for assistance

Hey Bulba, really love your lyric vids, got a playlist just for them and I can't stop listening to it. Was curious if you had any plans to cover the songs from the pilot ("Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow" and "Alastor's Reprise"). Couldn't find them in your vid list, and really wanted to keep my playlist consistent, so wanted to ask.

"you can almost call me daddd" "How old are you alastor?" "Im in my 20's what about you?" "Oh im...200+💀"

Bro right here for some reason Is just fire 2:00

Mimzy: IT'S MEEEEEE Lucifer: Who?

This song reminds me of another song. I don't know, just the fun energy and the way it sounds is very familiar

I love this song so much cause there’s so much going on at once

0:09 is just. M YES

mimzy is runing the vid frfr

I love the song, but to keep it on repeat I just wish one part was cut. Mimzi that’s it. She’s great for one off listens but I can’t stand the tone shift repeatedly. I’m here for the petty fight after all lol.

lucifers song being electro swing was not something i was expecting

POV Mimzy waiting outside the door too ruin the best song on the show:

"It's a little funny. You can almost call me, DAADDD!"

Alastor and Lucifer are just fussing over which guy is a better father figure.

When alastor says DAAAAAAAAAAAD he sounds like Chris griffin lol 😂

I love their duet 🤩❤👏👏👏👏

Alastor: It's a little funny, you could almost call me SUGAR DADDY! Charlie & Lucifer: Wait.. WHAT?!

Alastor is basically saying Charlie calls daddy.

Not me listening to this like 20 times

lucifer sounds like he's auctioning something off at a garage sale lmao

Mimzy always slays

The fact that Charlie is older than alastor

Alastor: It’s a little funny’ you could almost call me…DAD… lucifer: *AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING VIOLIN SOLO*

BEST PART 1:47

0:06 this part is so cutee

I feel like Mimzy was just tryna break up the fight😃

Alastor:He insults him on the piano Lucifer:He insults him on violin

THE DEVIL PLAYED THE FIDDLE!!!

I can never unhear other friends when I listen to this song now

Well if theres no busboy then whos gonna do the dishes the chef Imagine lucifer doing dishes

"You are like the child that a wish that i had" "Uh, what?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How old is Charlie? Shouldn't she be older than Alastor? Or did Lucifer and Lilith only have a kid post 1930s?

Him singing with alastor in a battle: Me: start stealing his duckies

Mimzy ruining this song

1:05 * epic violin sounds *🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

Since when was Lucifer Italian😮😮

1:05 i most indeed have subscribed bulba 😎👍