Hello Internet Episode One Hundred

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Grey and Brady discuss: tennis balls and necessary lies revisited, the first self-driving fatality and the future of (semiautonomous cars, tattoos, bitmoji, the UK Nazi pug, and everyone's favorite social network: Facebook.
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Show Notes:
*Discuss this episode on the reddit: / *
Roger Federer on tennis balls: time.com/520836...
Uber Self-Driving Car Pedestrian Kills Pedestrian: www.nytimes.co...
HI tattoo: www.hellointern...
Hello Fish: static1.square...
Tattoo regrets: static1.square...
bitmoji: www.bitmoji.com/
Brady Bitmoji: static1.square...
The Producers: goo.gl/J4xL5r
Springtime for Hitler: • Springtime For Hitler ...
Conspiracy: Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, Gawker, and the Anatomy of Intrigue, by Ryan Holiday: amzn.to/2E3yytp
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18 сен 2024

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@chemicalschool5651 6 лет назад

You've come a long way from a 10 episode experiment

@harrytsang1501 6 лет назад

I just finished the 10th episode last week, looks like I have an even longer way to catch up

@altamashshaikh4182 6 лет назад

Patrick Veldhuis same

@gabes6108 6 лет назад

Wow can't believe I missed the 0th episode.

@prestonio 6 лет назад

How long until 000 comes out?

@gabes6108 6 лет назад

About 35 years and 3 months.

@pietrocelano23 6 лет назад

oh.

@Real_extra_1 6 лет назад

Dirk from veristablium. The hero we needed. But not the one we deserve.

@TheQueenofNeckbeards 6 лет назад

I was so happy about how passionate you got about the Count Dankula trial. The United Kingdom's "hate speech" laws are disgusting and unjust. We need more people speaking out against these horrible laws.

@MattRoszak 6 лет назад

I'm glad a lot of people are talking about the pug story. This case needs a lot of pushback or this kind of story may become common in future. It really is a slippery slope once the government starts locking people up for causing offence.

@LvLupXD 6 лет назад

In the case of the alt-right it's not exactly a joke, which is what fucks this whole thing up. Using a joking ironic tone to disguise actual political belief and action is part of what makes this whole discussion such a mess.

@marcpelletier2700 6 лет назад

Noah What relation does this joke have to the alt-right exactly?

@fovlsbane 6 лет назад

Thats only an issue if you think people shouldnt be able to talk bout politics.

@smivan. 6 лет назад

This is a historical moment.

@Saturn-uz6jc 6 лет назад

Dirk from Veristablium!

@vaneharris8947 6 лет назад

Sal De'Friez I prefer Duke of Venezuela.

@Saturn-uz6jc 6 лет назад

Dunkirk from the Vatican.

@kyrla 6 лет назад

Dave from Venice

@purplechimkin3404 6 лет назад

Duke from the Vatican

@TheVideoLexicographer 6 лет назад

Be careful with the pug in your video. It could get you arrested.

@TheVideoLexicographer 6 лет назад

I left this comment before they even talked about Count Dankula.

@fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25 6 лет назад

Do you think the pug is German? for example the pug at 50,00 does look slightly fascist.

@HungrigerHugo89 6 лет назад

Yes, yes i can see that....we should be carefull!

@arbazna 6 лет назад

Grossly offensive dog... is not even dog sized!

@LogicalMayhem00 6 лет назад

Comedies illegal in Europe now what can you do..

@NewNew-qn7kh 6 лет назад

So nice of Deek from Veryflablium to make a guest appearance

@daltongrowley5280 6 лет назад

oh pretty Derek youll always be disease vector dirk to us. wish youd upload more to your channels

@meerkatnip892 6 лет назад

Dalton Growley The dirk particle

@dstinnettmusic 6 лет назад

I wish Grey would upload more

@MSpacer 6 лет назад

Dirk matter

@JeffreyBlenman 6 лет назад

This seems a little too mean for the joke.

@willimations277 6 лет назад

Verkanstablem! I'm so glad Dennis was here for this episode

@Saturn-uz6jc 6 лет назад

Never Dirk! We shall make fun of your name until the end of time!

@norgard57 6 лет назад

Yes. There were limitations put on horseless forms of transportation in their early days in the UK. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locomotive_Acts

@ze_rubenator 6 лет назад

Oh my God, has it really been 100 episodes? Congratulations, I'm looking forward to the next 100.

@taylorhancock5834 6 лет назад

Woot! Episode 100 of HI! Been binging the show for a few weeks now and I'm so happy that I have another episode to watch! However you have interrupted my watching of the last five minutes of episode 82, but I have priorities....

@bishopofapples 6 лет назад

Onward to 0101!

@glutenfreeWMD 6 лет назад

They made episode 5 already.

@alexditri5035 6 лет назад

Can’t wait for next hundred episodes

@fakjbf3129 6 лет назад

People need to make a distinction between society and government. As a society we need to make sure we don't fan the flames of intolerance. But putting that responsibly on the legal system to do it for us does not end well.

@Kokorisu 6 лет назад

Brady is such an absolute monarch, handing out the greatest of Hello Internet honors to someone who mad him have "a right laugh". I'm totally on your side, Brady. Don't have me executed.

@SupLuiKir 6 лет назад

57:00 NO! All speech has to be legal, or else no speech is legal. Even the tired example of yelling fire in a crowded theatre. I think the crime here should be that they intentionally used a method that has a reasonably high chance of triggering a human stampede, which in turn has a reasonably high chance of heavy injury and death. The specific method they used to achieve the stampede (yelling "Fire"), is irrelevant and can't be illegal in a free society. There are other methods that exist that can achieve the same effect with similar consistency, such as firing a gun into the screen or ceiling, but whatever the method, what's is wrong is that they intentionally did something to trigger the likely consequence of a human stampede. Thinking of crimes with this lens means the example doesn't change, which is good. Effectively, yelling fire in a theatre still results in a crime being committed. But now it isn't the speech that is illegal, but its probable consequences. Having the controversy be "how likely is too likely?" is vastly preferable to "should there be limits to free speech?" because then we can collect and use past crime data to make informed and calculated conviction and sentencing decisions in order to sufficiently disincentive behaviours harmful to society, instead of relying on imprecise and unreliable senses of ethics and arbitrary sentencing.

@jedanimates 6 лет назад

I started regularly listening to Hello Internet when they were around episode 70, and i find it amusing that I finally caught up at it's 100th episode. thank you for providing me numerous hours of entertainment during my very boring, daily trip to school. :)

@7ink3347 6 лет назад

Released just as I finished binging all the episodes

@kingofpandas612 6 лет назад

Congrats guys! 100 podcasts filled with awesome random entertaining and thoughtful conversation!

@vanderson.f.milagre 3 года назад

Listening to this in 2020. Had to stop and check the video date when got to 39:16.

@XopheAdethri 6 лет назад

1:15:36 I just had a meltdown on my laptop barely three weeks ago. Though it *was* a good excuse to clear out some installed Steam games I rarely play, I was able to get all of the rest of my files and a lot of settings easily from my Backblaze backup. I listened to Grey one time and had an easy time returning my laptop to my preferred standard order.

@wolfsden6479 6 лет назад

Its the Y2K moment of the podcast.

@verylostdoommarauder 5 лет назад

40:56 I agree strongly.

@matthewmccafferty8745 6 лет назад

Doing research, the colour is one called "optic yellow" as of 1973. Optic yellow has the hex colour #ccff00. The official hex code for yellow is #ffff00, and that of green is #00ff00. It is closer to yellow than green.

@TrueNoob 6 лет назад

HELL YA!!!!!! www.nerdstats.net/hellointernet it's not updated yet.. but.. soon

@MrAntieMatter 6 лет назад

Finally! The one hundredth podcast!

@NewcastleFlyer 6 лет назад

They are not yellow or green. They are tennis ball colour

@nathanblubaugh6451 6 лет назад

It's 5am on Saturday morning. Go to bed Grey! But also, congrats on ep100!

@Justin-sl3sb 6 лет назад

I definitely agree with the success of "violent incentive" to deter bullies in school, but it doesn't have to be directly to the bully. When I was in 4th grade, there were 3 people who essentially bullied me, two of them were friends, and the third was the typical school-wide bully that nobody really liked. I never really did anything about this, but one day one of the two bullies was getting chased around by the "alpha bully", and they kept circling around my desk while doing so. The bully getting chased was kind of pudgy and clearly not in the condition to outrun the other guy. So I started getting annoyed, because I was trying to do some homework in silence. To try to stop it, I grabbed the back of the "alpha bully"'s shirt and essentially stopped him dead in his tracks. Of course, the alpha bully took some time out of his day to ensure I was properly put into the ground for that, but the bully that was being chased never fucked with me again.

@joshpearson2928 6 лет назад

My favorite dog breed is featured in the one hundreth episodd of mh favorite podcast. This day is amazing. Love you guys! Happy 100!

@Bladavia 6 лет назад

WTF UK... Prison for posting funny videos online. And I thought Canada was already quite fucked up

@robbysalz8710 3 года назад

In this episode: Grey doesn't consider the "stochastic terrorism" and "radicalization" factor. It's real.

@qwertyuoip1234 6 лет назад

We made it. Episode (1)00.

@JordanBeagle 4 года назад

Forgot Dirk was in this episode! Wow! Just as good the second time, haha!

@uliuchu4318 6 лет назад

finally caught up with recent episodes... I don't know if this is a good thing or not, but the 100th episode is definetely fitting...

@jacklee3808 4 года назад

Roger Federer on the 100th Episode of Hello Internet is my dream come true!

@francescamele8077 6 лет назад

I can't believe these pugs look so dejectedly sad. And at such a joyful occasion too!

@Snubben123143 3 года назад

39:17 there is indeed...

@althaz 6 лет назад

Holy crap I've listened to too much HI podcast. I started at ~30 I think? I went back and listened from the start and now I've apparently been listening for another 70! That seems like a lot to me.

@brussels9254 6 лет назад

I have never heard of bitmoji up until now. (Thankfully)

@chillsahoy2640 6 лет назад

I was busy when the episode first came out so I've ended up listening to it now, on Easter Sunday, which is April 1st. For about 5 seconds I thought having Derek on the show was an April Fools prank.

@luisa.7021 4 года назад

When you listen without reading the description and then get to the part in which the background of pugs suddenly makes sense.

@mahernureddin 6 лет назад

Finally finished binge watching all HI episodes ... I feel sad now ._.

@dstinnettmusic 6 лет назад

I’m gonna cry because of how much time has passed

@colejon2753 6 лет назад

one hundred this will half to go into the Museum!

@DevinGrayGaming 5 лет назад

Its okay Grey, Bitmoji makes me sad too.

@DominickvdHoff 6 лет назад

poor markus meechan, i hope he and the pug are going to be ok.

@TheAgamidaex 6 лет назад

Disappointed it isn't 1h 40m long. But at least 84+16=100, so thank for that Grey.

@dstinnettmusic 6 лет назад

So, fun fact about early cars. When people started dying from automobile accidents, there was a massive propaganda campaign against people walking in the street, which was a totally normal thing up until that point.

@rufus8546 6 лет назад

Are you going for episode 1000 in 45 years?

@robmckennie4203 6 лет назад

I only recently came to appreciate how incredible Roger Federer is at tennis. I don't watch tennis, the closest I get to watching sport is poker, or maybe billiards, but he is uh-mazing. Anyone who hasn't seen him play should look up a clip compilation.

@pinklady1215 6 лет назад

I’m an internet ninja

@mr.jingles4022 6 лет назад

Dipper Pines lit

@cannonfodder4854 6 лет назад

Just in case anyone wanted to know the tatoo is a 1,2-meythl-4-propl--benzene ... the usb and nail gear symbols aren't attached to carbons so idk how to put that in, in terms of the organic chemistry naming system.

@0xRy4n 6 лет назад

Exodius 117 The tattoo’s molecule is dopamine.

@cannonfodder4854 6 лет назад

Was alittle hard to know...the amine and oh groups aren't really descript... but fair point.

@kairon156 6 лет назад

In Canada's our personal thoughts are protected in our constitution. As a pedestrian I'm 200% paranoid about cars so if it's self driving or not I don't trust cars to not hit me. I'm a tattoo-less person too.

@FryTV 6 лет назад

About Count Dankula case: It's just remarkable that the book 1984 was written 70 years ago, yet predicted future England oh so well. Btw, I'm fairly certain that Orwell was writing it as a warning and not as a guide to follow, so can you please stop with your idiocy UK?

@ieatgarbage8771 6 лет назад

FryTV I think you are blowing it out of proportion

@lololol924 6 лет назад

I Eat Garbage Totalitarianism doesn't just ramp up from 0-100 immediately. It's a gradual increase, taking little by little and the reason it gets as far as it does is because people dismiss the early stages as "irrelevant". Yeah ok, to blow up some shitposter getting arrested for a joke to the same level as an Orwellian nightmare is a little much....but it certainly has the very real possibility of being the starting point. It's not something to scoff at, especially since this is a LEGAL case which is all based on precedent.

@nightcawc 6 лет назад

You can't even carry around a simple knife in the fookin UK. It's so much further gone already.

@FryTV 6 лет назад

I Eat Garbage I know for a fact that I’m not blowing it out of the proportions, because it all works like in that quote from Martin Niemöller: "First they came for the Socialists...". Besides, what is more shocking to me, yet people don’t discuss it really, is that UK had that awful law since what 2003, or something like that. And no one cared about it, no one noticed that atrocious shit, no one protested against it when it was first made, because it is still a law, so nothing was made to stop this. And now a man is facing freaking prison, although if you read more about the case you’ll quickly learn that the whole case was made because some government official started it, not because some offended jew asked uk gov to investigate CD. That scares me the most: gov machine creates laws that no one could possibly follow, only to basically create work for itself, that no one asked and no one needs. If someone don’t understand or underestimate the importance of such laws, cases, role of government and freedom of speech in general, I strongly advice you to think about it more and also read a bit about ussr, red terror etc.

@JeffreyBlenman 6 лет назад

I love the dogs, but the one with the eye boogie, the one with the nails that need to be trimmed, and the one with the splotchy red skin folds, get less cute each loop.

@coliimusic 6 лет назад

I love the Mr. Chompers footage

@nilknarf36 6 лет назад

Hearing Grey reference Plato while talking about censorship was pretty funny considering the views on censorship expressed in The Republic.

@SamuraiBonesie 6 лет назад

I WAS SO HYPED; THANK GOD

@Wardog11111 6 лет назад

Thanks for not being afraid to talk about the nazi pug video

@lukemcclure1292 6 лет назад

Thank you for not screwing up the logo!!!

@keysontrains538 6 лет назад

And of course this 100th episode has pugs! So uh...any more official H.I. Animated-s? Actually nowadays most of time school is pretty happy go lucky. Except for endless physiological torment for me. :p Oh...thats why there are pugs...

@FullaEels 6 лет назад

I only use facebook for Messenger. Due to having seperate communities of friends, messenger is far easier for me to use to contact people i know in person.

@bruhbruh4329 6 лет назад

The fact that we can't even discuss the rulings of the court case without censoring ourselves is the making of an authoritarian, despotic hell on earth.

@untziggy4 5 лет назад

Can't wait to get my annual scription to skillshare!

@SilverBullet27188 6 лет назад

Grey, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would like a word about "Violence is not the answer."

@wholetthispersonon 5 лет назад

Tennis balls are officially the colour optic yellow.

@ansonsieu8428 6 лет назад

Happy 100th episode Tims! Time to be dissapointed!

@lockedemothanes9979 6 лет назад

Huh, Grey thinks of violence the same way Ender does.

@Varenon 6 лет назад

to your question on how we reacted when the first time a car killed a person, Adam ruins everything did something about that kinda thing, and the origin of the term Jaywalking. Not a specific answer, but gets the general idea.

@endrankluvsda4loko172 6 лет назад

I've got a 2017 Toyota Camry with all those safety features like the lane checkers and what not and I can't stand it. More often than not, it's more intrusive than helpful. Actually, it's never been helpful. I eventually disabled most of it. Basically, it's there because people don't pay attention when they drive. Instead of creating features for people that don't pay attention when they drive, we should just not let people drive that don't pay attention when they do. Make driver's licenses harder to get, and when you get them, make them much easier to lose if you cause a wreck, espcailly if it's was caused from doing something like texting while driving. I've been driving for over 20 years and I've never caused a wreck or even gotten a ticket. I don't want to give up my ability to drive or feel afraid whenever I'm on the road just because other people suck at driving.

@ericpopcorn6607 6 лет назад

Hello from Cleveland!

@gooscarguitar 6 лет назад

We've had the episode number in roman numerals, arabic numerals, and words so when's binary coming?

@HarveyDentalfloss 6 лет назад

Heckin Bamboozle

@daryllee8332 6 лет назад

Finally!!! It's been done!!!

@MrPassiveGamer 6 лет назад

Looking forward to CPG Grey's game

@UpHigherMusicOfficial 6 лет назад

What I don't like about Backblaze is how it doesn't give you the option to backup certain program files folders. Contrary to popular belief, some programs do save user data in the program files. So, yeh, Backblaze isn't the program that beats all others, for me.

@Phoenixmaster-gv5sr 6 лет назад

Just did my math homework while watching Mr. Chompers for 2 hrs

@josuelservin2409 6 лет назад

I approve the consistency in the graphical enumeration for this episode, I would also would also like if you would use the 💯 emoji. 😂

@GraveKing3473 6 лет назад

Grey, you are my spirit-robot, I swear.

@khi-jonchua985 6 лет назад

What episode of Hello Internet was it that discussed the tennis ball thing at first?

@nataliejames5149 6 лет назад

I enjoyed ♥

@NotHPotter 6 лет назад

Facebook is absolutely not too big to fail.

@acorn1014 6 лет назад

Is the next one going to be 101 or 01.

@bishopofapples 6 лет назад

I would like 0101

@murk1e 6 лет назад

Swap to base 16,,, ep 65

@AltName7 6 лет назад

It's fun to imagine that the counter has broken and wishes itself death.

@Nobody-yw2yf 6 лет назад

I've been listening on and off for 6 months and I still haven't finished the whole playlist. :(

@AlexisLopez-lh1op 6 лет назад

Is this an official hello internet holiday

@Saturn-uz6jc 6 лет назад

Totally agree with you, Grey. The Count Dankula situation is a shitshow. Truly a blow against free speech.

@electromika 6 лет назад

Integer overflow.

@clf400 6 лет назад

I think the tattoo is 1-propyl-3,4-dimethyl-benzene

@ChakraX2 6 лет назад

The video says "Hello Internet" for 100 episodes... but has anyone said hello back...? So on this 100th episode I reply... "Hello there 'Hello Internet' how are you today?"

@kukelekuu 6 лет назад

1:07:51 isn't this about it being preferable to underpunish than overpunish.

@jaimeluisi1807 6 лет назад

Yay, 100!

@rndmcnflct 6 лет назад

UR gay All of a sudden, that meaningless comment has context and backstory. Locking someone up for something that can mean a multitude of things is terrifying.

@gelatinousjoe7979 6 лет назад

subboreal Exactly. The context is so essential that even something ubiquitously dumb can be given meaning.

@Iniss132 6 лет назад

Woot, HI upload while catching up on HI

@loc978 6 лет назад

Ah, natural monopolies. Rise of the megacorps, chummers.

@Giganfan2k1 6 лет назад

Was taking a nap and algorithm got me here. I heard one person passionaly defend the right to propose any idea. The counterpoint was there is someone saying there are some things we should agree is bad. For instance "You are gay". My first thought was if context doesn't matter then what if I was being descriptive? Like me and a friend was talking and I couldn't make the statment confirming his homosexuality? Insanity. The statement as an insult is something very personal to me. I was kind of effeminate as a kid. Being called "gay" in the 90s is not something a kid in 2010 would get. It was a damning insult of moral and spiritual failing. In a time before Ellan DeGeneres most popular homosexuals were only know as victims of an aids epidemic. That all said those kids had a right to say what they said, technically. Their problem was they wrapped it in viscious bullying that made me contemplate suicide and made me a very angry kid.