Hello Kitty Seasons - Game Grumps 

The depressing thing about this game's storyline: The mayor had to get a deputy from OUTSIDE the town. It's such a corrupt hellhole that he can't trust anyone.

"Who's this game made for?" "Newborns, right out the womb" *continues to forget to use the giant ass compass in the top right and wanders in circles like an idiot the whole episode*

"Hey, what are you supposed to be doing?" "Fuck if I know" [INTENSELY STARING AT THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER]

Arin notices a microscopic shadow on one of the bunny's head. Dan comments on how he would never have noticed it. They havent noticed the instructions covering literally the rightmost quarter of the screen for the past eight minutes.

i love how it tells them what to do in the top right corner yet they still have no idea what to do.

"The streets will flow with the blood of the non-Believers." -One of Dan's finest.

12:37 "This game's made for 2-year-olds, so I think I can understand it." Not 3 minutes prior: "What the fuck? Where do I GO??" *Looks at everything but the big-ass window telling him to talk to Kitty*

Why is it always the adorable games that bring out the darkness in the Grumps? o.o

Half of this episode was: Dan: "Arin, let's pause and look at what we need to do." Arin: "I FUCKING REFUSE!" Dan: "k."

Hello Kitty has no mouth because she speaks from the heart

8:29 *T* H *E* S *T* R *E* E *T* S *W* I *L* L *F* L *O* W *W* I *T* H *T* H *E* B *L* O *O* D *O* F *T* *H* E *N* O *N* B *E* L *I* E *V* E *R* S

They finally notice all the characters Arin makes is just Suzy.

"BROTHER'S DEAD." "EVERYONE IS DEAD!"

Am I the only one who would *totally* watch a cartoon about a normal, middle-aged man in a cartoon world? Like, I could go for pretty much any show with that premise. It could be an adult comedy where he's a violent felon who constantly lashes out against this cartoon world, but it could also be a children's show about a single stereotypical suburban father who's constantly trying to keep his child out of dangerous cartoony antics, like a reverse Son of Zorn or something.

I love how for the first fucking half of the episode Arin spoke to literally everyone except the first person he saw.

I think they tried to be like Animal Crossing but failed

Hey Errand, have you finished those arins?

Okay, let's just clear this up real quick. The reason they aren't seeing the giant frickin' compass in the upper right corner of the screen is because that's where they put the output monitor window: it's a standard feature of almost every video recording program and is necessary to watch stream you're recording and make sure everything is going okay. Now, normal protocol for this is to either A)shift that window to another screen or B)collapse the main screen image so that it isn't covering up anything on the main picture. If you watch some of their live segments, you can see the window in that position on the screen all the time. It drives me a little bonkers every time I see them doing it. Thus, they aren't being too blind and/or stupid to miss the giant compass telling them exactly what to do; they are being too blind and/or stupid to realize that something vital might be hiding under the easily moved overlapping box they didn't bother to mouse-click somewhere more convenient. That being said, GG 4eva!

"BROTHER'S DEAD!" Had me laughing for about ten minutes. GG, Danny and Arin, GG.

The short-term memory of these men fascinates me, Arin literally acknowledged the arrow pointing to his objective, making a joke about it, then IMMEDIATELY forgot about its existence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrow_%28symbol%29 "An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5). The direction indicated by an arrow is the one along the length of the line towards the end capped by a triangle."

They put Arin right in front of Hello Kitty and said talk to her and he just ran away. lmao

I love how they instantly forgot about the magic arrow that guides them wherever when it came time to plant the seeds.

"I never paid attention in church. I also never went. I'm also Jewish."

"This feels like skate or die, without the skating or the dying." I just lost my shit hahah

i should not be tempted to buy this somebody hold me back it will be a horrible investment i don't need it but it's just it's just so _cute_

No joke, a celtic song involving Danny and Hailey would be the most beautiful song ever.

"The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers."

God damn the comments section is schizophrenic these days. "WHAAAA! They spend a couple minutes exploring and making jokes instead of speed-running the game! They didn't follow the arrow exactly! They saw the object since the beginning! They should always follow instructions and progress constantly!" Meanwhile, on Silent Hill... "WHAAAAA! They're relying too much on the walk-through! They don't take a break from it for a second to make jokes and it's boring!" (despite the fact that, yes, they totally do, and have made several incredibly hilarious jokes like Applesauce Bill) " Without dicking around, it's boring! Why can't they only sometimes rely on the Walkthrough and dick around the rest of the time like in Windwaker?!" Flashback to Wind Waker... "WHAAAA! You aren't speed-running the temple! And Arin won't stop blaming the game for his terribleness!" (except he repeatedly states how much he loves the game, self deprecates himself to the point of depressingness, and even wrote on the GG subreddit explaining how anything seemingly negative against the game is just a little frustration and the exact reaction you ALL probably had with a game) "He didn't instantly solve the puzzle that's made for children!" (usually commented when Arin tries to observe the environment to get his barings for a few seconds, with an incredibly unrealistic time-frame in mind for beating the puzzle). "They should stick to the games of THEIR generation that are simple platformers instead of modern thought-requiring puzzle games!" Flashback to Punch-out, Legend of Zelda, Megaman 2, Super Mario 2, Jackal, etc... "WHHAAAAAAAAAA! These games are too boring! Stop playing NES games and play some modern ones!" Winning is impossible. Keep this shit up and Arin and Danny will fucking shut down the channel and think people don't WANT to watch two gamers joke over game footage. I understand criticism, but at least TRY to understand where they're coming from, why they do what they do, and try to have realistic fucking expectations. Instead of "WHAAAAAAA! They took too long to find Hello Kitty! Unsubscribed! Worst playthrough since Naughty Bear! You should fucking kill yourselves!"

".....dirt- creators.. I dont know the word..." Dan, I think you meant SODomizers. okay, im leaving.

Note to Self: Never watch GG with a full bladder. For all of Our safety.

YOU HAD 1 JOB ARIN! 1 JOB!! (click the kitty, That's IT!!)

I feel like they were drunk during this recording.

Man I haven't heard Dan laugh like that at 20:11 in a while.

Wearing a shining silver Hello Kitty watch while watching this makes me feel all the more manly.

One year, I want them to do Dreidel Grumps instead of Jingle Grumps, so that Danny can celebrate Hanukkah on Game Grumps. Or maybe one episode a year. (Unless Dan specifically said he doesn't want to. If he doesn't, then whatever. xD)

Oh please please please PLEASE get Haley Westenra on the next Starbomb album! That would be some unholy force that both eases my worries while blowing my mind with lyrics about fucking koopas

"This is a game for 2 year olds" proceeds to completely fail.

Oh hey, an arrow and description of my objective! Where do I go again?

"I just smelled, like a just smelled a whiff of coal fire" I was just stoking my wood stove....are Danny and Arin in my house?

Someone please animate the "Brother's dead!" clip. I would die happy if someone did.

ARIN YOU HAVE AN ARROW TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO FOLLOW IT

Arin's running errands.

8:00 in Arin: WHAT DO I DO?! Me screaming at a youtube video: LOOK IN THE TOP RIGHT PART OF THE SCREEN THAT TELLS YOU TO TALK TO THE FUCKING KITTY WITH THE ARROW POINTING TO HER!

This town would be dead without me.... My new motto.

can i just say the character they created strikingly resembles wendy marvell from fairy tail

As lowtax said it himself. "FOLLOW THE ARROWS."

Just....follow....the arrow!!!!!

I have seen a panda in a top hat. My day is complete.

26:12 Arin just summed up a typical winter in Florida.

Jesus Christ. "What are we supposed to do?" Certainly not the extremely simple objective constantly in the top-right of your screen.

20:14 Brother's dead!!! XD

They spent a third of this episode not realizing there's an objective box blinking in the corner...

"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!" *FURIOUSLY STARES AT THE RIGHT CORNER*

COME ON AND SLAM, YOU'RE WELCOME TO MY JAM

Maybe focus isn't super important on a game like fucking Hello Kitty Seasons, but at least follow instructions until the actual game stars...

You realized the arrow existed and then immediately forgot about it...

Not to self: never eat while watching your gameplays, you will choke on every bite from laughing so much

Or Haley Westenra on Guest Grumps. :3

Me for most of the episode: "Look at the fucking arrow CURSOR!!!!"

Whenever I see 100+ dislikes already on a video that was uploaded not too long ago, I know there is some controversy cooked up. =P

The sound of that cellphone ringing..."Snake?"

14:04 rrrring "Talk to Kitty." (laughs) "Oh my God." I love that moment!

"dose she snort her food?" danny is magic

How the hell do you have two sets of eyes staring at this game for 10 minutes and not notice the great big text box in the corner of the screen?!

ARIIIINNNNNNN Arrows in games are made for you dude.

'Where do I go!?' *Clearly written objectives at top right of the screen*

first half of the episode I was screaming "read the top right! It says talk to kitty!" and the second half, "Just follow the arrow!"

still waiting for that epic hayley westenra x starbomb collab

They have to be playing it up. There's no way. They can't make fun of what people say they always do, say a game is for two-year-olds, and still get lost. They can't. They've got to be fucking with us.

OH MY GOD! The game's fucking TELLING you what to do, how the fuck are you guys missing it? Whoo, sorry about that. I lost the happy, but the happy's back!

Not two minutes in, and they just unintentionally made their avatar look exactly like ZONE-tan. In a Hello Kitty game. I just don't even. This is gonna be an interesting episode, I can already tell.

"this game is made for two year olds, I think i can follow it" after all of us have been SCREAMING to follow the FUCKING ARROW for the past 12 minutes. Yes Arin, yes you can.

cinnamoroll is the cutest fucking thing, my god

I'm ready for Wind Waker to make it's return.

For the past 11 minutes I was expecting one of them to be like 'OH WE'RE MEANT TO GO TO HELLO KITTY' nope XD

"This games made for 2 year olds, so I think I can understand it" -Arin. Dec 28 2013 This said just a minute after them not realising the compass in the top right directing them where to go and having no idea where to go for 10 minutes... And then proceeds not to follow the f***ing compass!

> Game Starts and tells you to talk to Kitty OH HEY LETS RUN OFF AND NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO! Great start... :'D

the whole time i was like "FOLLOW THE ARROW ARIN!"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FOLLOW THE ARROW

The entire time Arin was trying to find a place to plant the seeds I was just staring at the Hello Kitty arrow. Losing hope as the seconds passed.

Clearly Aria thought the compass was pointing north and decided to follow his heart

For real, why can't they notice the fucking giant "POINT AT KITTY AND PRESS THE A BUTTON"?

They really couldn't notice the Animal Crossing parallels this game has?

oh shit, i forgot hello kitty's brothers name was Daniel

20:13 is the animation just in case 😊🤓😎🐼👌👏😏💖

Am I the only one that wants this to be continued being played? Like Arin, Suzzy, and maybe Barry?

How the hell did they manage to get lost there? They talked to every single person except the one they needed to talk to.

Speaking of Jingle All The Way... PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

It's confirmed: Arin has no peripheral vision.

fun fact hello kitty is not a cat she is a little girl

Ok so I like this episode but there is something distracting me SO MUCH. Ok so there is background music and background noise of children playing and one of the sounds is like a group of kids screaming (like if they were playing tag or something not like genuine screams) and this would be fine normally because I can hear kids playing from my room all the time, but IT'S LIKE MIDNIGHT RIGHT NOW AND I HAD TO LEGIT PAUSE THE VIDEO BECAUSE I WASN'T SURE IF THE SCREAMS WERE REAL AND IT WAS FREAKING ME OUT. That is all

It took them 12 minutes to figure out what the mission log in the upper right corner with the pointing arrow was telling them for the whole time... Entertainment level: savant. >x'D

sometimes i search for games from my childhood and i usually always end up watching gamegrumps play them lol

22:38 The bunny rabbit looks like kyubey.

I need a fucking gif of 8:26-8:34 Right god damn now

Hello Kitty was voiced by Tara Strong, a.k.a. Timmy Turner & Poof, Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl, Dil Pickles, and a whole bunch of others you probably know.

20:16 I came here just for that, but got even more hilariousness!

This game has taught me that there is literally nothing a game could ever add, hint or navigation wise, to show the game grumps what to do or where to go. I think their ideal game would just be an arrow that took up 85% the screen that just took them from one giant glowing checkpoint to another. That's it, no plot or "gameplay" to confuse them.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard 3:58, I could afford some pants.