hello sexy pants 

I KNOW RIGHT, LIKE H O W

That is actually so frikin smooth

That was so slick

omfg

For real tho, that has to be illegal

So abstract jazz-pop fusion?

Gideon Lass Yes.

Brady Fleming You stole that

adult contemporary lol

Gideon Lass with some 80s mixed into it.

He also flirts with a lamp

You could make a religion out of this

@@hellfire286 no don't

@@dolphincat1446 *_He also wants to sign Simon says's pay check_*

then he died in a camp because he insulted the kim dynasty

How 'bout I do, anyway?

TrexEmperor52 0 ...oh, really?

Yes

update: do not shake hands

TrexEmperor52 0 It was sarcasm.

Start a petition.

Way down in Congress.

Benjamin Mjönes oh my god.

Fuck this

@@gracenambo9219 I wanna be somewhere, do something.

similar

surreal entertainment same here

surreal entertainment me neither

surreal entertainment true poetry

Me as well

For me it's the opposite

@@iProgramInCpp flex much

HELLO SEXY PANTS

um... 0:50

Underrated comment

irk

this is literally the perfect way to put it., underated

@@rowboat10 i right know also

@@chasedroid4964 No it stands for I Rate Kakorrhaphiophobia (0/10) as Bill Wurtz does not have kakorrhaphiophobia

Wow, both at the same time.

Don’t worry, we’re just going to shake some hands.

What about it?

Well Trumps shaking some hands on our behalf.

Butt Mash Good joke

Its now confirmed....Bill is a freedom hating commie lover...

Oh yeah my dad said that my dangerous list can't be finished so Imma just go to France and walk down the hills with my pants

-*hire a samurai*

For business or pleasure

@@a_ean3 lmao :D

Am I the only one who read that in a Bill Wurtz singing voice

I chuckled at this thinking it was a shitpost, then i remembered it is absolutely true

Somehow or in someway This sentence will become a prophecy

Reminds me of that tumblr post that predicted covid, if the internet has proven anything, it's that this stuff shouldn't be taken lightly, shake hands while you can, even if you're 6 feet apart, one day you'll miss it

At first I was thinking Pfft thats a joke And then it hit me

Calm down, it's just a rule

I get that it's a joke But that's just a really awful joke

And the producer is also Bill, so he's just asking himself and answering himself.

hes the producer

Pants: ✅ France: ✅ Congress: ✅ Lamps: ✅ Checks: ✅

@@beckettloose3365 Simon says ✅ Pay checks✅ Shaking hands✅ Ponyang✅ SEXY LAMP✅

Sнαυn Goodωιn good metaphor

he's right but he shouldn't say it - marge simpson 2004

Except that a lot of people can understand cursive. Nobody can understand a goddamn thing Bill is talking about most of the time.

Give me your analysis then, smartypants

Landon Beeson I was talking to Haddie Baker, she seems to only critique everyone whilst not sharing her own analysis.

Hannah du Toit it doesn't mean anything tho

Broctipe advertising. Food companies do stuff, making changes in grocerie stores that you don’t notice.

1500 cuber No. If you re-read the sentence, you will find that it has nothing to do with advertising

Broctipe So, you’re saying that just because of the lyric ‘someone’? What I was referring to is not ‘someone’, I know.

What were you referring to then

yes Good

You explained it perfectly!

Hit the nail on the head 🔨

Idk how tf you did it, but you just perfectly encapsulated Bill Wurtz in one comment. Congratulations, didn't think it was possible to explain this man :)

Um...jazz?

J Lynn they are good looking pants

Those are some sexy looking pants, very attractive

I mean your not wrong

y e s

Yup, but those pants tho🥴

CyvenFX me everytime i goto Krogers tbh

Me when customers get mad that they think I personally discontinued their favorite product.

There's our new no u.

Woah. Wait, I wish I had a smartphone like that. (The keyboards aren’t that good yet)

If he doesn't do that already, then holy shit, that's a great method

DUDE, that's so insightful 😲

He probably does that, but also translate it to japanese then spanish then indian, arabic then spanish again and finally back to english.

🎶🎶How much do you need, to go do something? 🎷🎺🎷🎺🎷 Not actually received any updates on my 🎹🎹 birthday🎸 yet.🎶🎶

Minecraft is actually closely related to torture due to the player's capability of constantly pestering villagers and *watching them slowly fall through cobwebs into a pit of lava*

Vsauce? Is that you?

sounds like my thoughts actually

@@human69. hey check your latest video

This is how minecraft to torture a conversation can go Guy 1 :hey i play minecraft Guy 2: i play minecraft too , i have a good trading farm Guy1: How DAre You TO TorTure VilAgErs,what if someone tortures you like that Guy2: yup that will be horrible,if i get tortured Guy1:i feel sad about people who get tortured Guy 2: same

I cant stop going back to it

Des... pa... nts are sexy! Hello, Sexy Pants!

Actually it is so jammed that it makes no sense. But you know jam’s good so...

Brandon... Bill sings in hieroglyphics.

Bill The Sans Guy?

LulitaInPita Bill Wurtz. The guy who sang and created this song.

Yes. He does. All we see is Arial He sees in comic sans lol

In arial xd

Don'tworryboutit

Why would pants have pants?

@@obliviousotterI Because pants don't want to go around naked, ya nasty!

@@soontherewillbesnow my pants exclusively wear skirts though

ムーンソラリスMoonSolaris but wait, would those pants need pants, and those pants need pants, and THOSE pants needs pants, I ean, you get what I mean, righ?

Aged way too well

Context for 3 years later: January 6th riots

Literally cause today is the summer solstice

my pepper is bill

Doctor Mlem it still comes through with lines about feeling sad, lonely, blue, etc.

I’ve noticed this. While La de da de da de da de day oh seems about loss, the day goes on is more about moving past that and being positive.

Ahh i see your a man a culture as well dr.mlem

His music is a lot more harmonically complex also.

Doctor Mlem Niiiiccccceeeee

Godfrey Tutay big facts bro

I literally went to the comments to see if someone mentioned that XD 😂

LAMP

Me when I see a lamp: LAMP Me when I see a moth: LAMP

Yup

suicide rate drops to 0

TheBigSquirrel 50 I can't believe I found you here. You're everywhere😂

_handshakes are good for business, or pleasure_

Comrade Wurtz is juche gang confirmed

Christine J. Although I'm subscribed to a variety of channels, I normally don't comment on videos like this, so I know this is unexpected 😂😂😂

_Friends with benefits_ *(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)*

It can light up the whole damn sky at 2 AM

I wonder

More like the whole book

"Wurtzology"

Nah, an entire *book*

Only one?

and he said hold my beer

kevinsmak Bill’s friend is his own brain, I guess.

...he actually said, 'hold my beer, sexy pants'.

Bill: watch me

Bill: Hold my beer. *creates this song*

EuqinimodArt ALL THE BOYS GET MAD

Then go to *_P Y O N G Y A N G_*

AND SHAKE SOME HANDS

Helen G. Pitts ... this is a comment section for a comedy channel. I don't think we need help with money

EuqinimodArt I go to mad land!

not all heroes wear capes

hmm yes interesting. but they wear pants!

hm, weird, but I likey

Always remember that pants are a privelege and not a right

little did you know-if you live where i live we don’t re open til june and i haven’t gone outside since april and that was to get in my car to go to the grocery store.

nah man, I hope it’s the middle now

its the climax guys

My music book it can’t be, my mum said I’ll never climax

🎶 How bout I do, anyway? 🎶

Same, along with all your songs 👌🏽

Paint? OMG I loved ur vids

Paint YAY UR ALIVE

jOn

Paint The Recommended Under This video is: (After Even After 3) 👍 Great job You Did

He also shows us that the effects of drugs on our bodies are awesome

Ya pretty much

Well that's one way to interpret it.

More at 11

Thank you for that AP history thesis statement

RHolmes we are gifted

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it"

that future is soon. he has 2.6 mil as of posting this comment

Seems legit

"W E CAN M A K E A R E L I G I O N O U T O F T H I S"

Limey Lassen nah they have a deeper meaning

nice name

ElliotIsMusic thanks 🧡

are them, though?

They actually are. The handshake part is talking about Donald Trump shaking hands with Kim Jong Un. Not to mention all the mentions of Congress, and that ending. The conclusion (in simple terms) is that Congresspeople are overpaid and do nothing.

why would you search sexy ants o.0

nice fetish

Bless our motto In the sexy pants we trust and god bless the sexy pants.

We can make a religion out of this

@@hushamfusion no don't

@@DaRealEnder Oh for fuck's sake, why are you replying to a 9 month old comment.

@@hushamfusion because I can

Hello Pant

Goodbye ugly pant

So you are saying people won’t judge me for the dead bodys in my basement Edit: well that was a f*cking lie

Storm E. But it’s not edited?

Bill: Hello, sexy pants You: Damn. That was so powerful.

Low-Budget Furry That Swing was bigger than the Wall of China

Chap Winterhalter before i watched the video i expected comments like these to be ironic, didn’t expect to agree completely

He has made a religion out of all of us.

Wat

I wanted to comment something eerily similar, and it would have only been half ironic (if that even exists)

I will do this: And yes I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled the situation and I will be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body and you can get a chance to be a soulless body At this point it loops forever. That escalated quickly.

@@user-tm4bj5fk7c So...... I'm gonna do this as well. For the older brother is in the comments some of the greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and bluestone I was in the comments some things you need anything from the same place as last have a great weekends and holidays and we can CV attached file is the man behind the slaughter of us are you a Fnaf fans huh I was in electrical engineering from university I U couldn't find it was him to be a good day please stand by me and my son is that he's a good time for my spelling of my spelling of the greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and blues and greens and blues band and bluestone the first time for the group consisting. It's a beautiful poem.

I love the fact you have a good ending with the fact you have a good ending with the new job search and you will find the right one at the beach for the room to go to a scraping and a movie that is not the only escape to be a good ending with the fact you have been to me and my family and friends with you are the only ones I can use to get louder in and out his way to the island and to get louder to do something for his own and then we will have a lot to learn and we were able for a long time I was a little bit more from the rock and he felt like half of it was best for me and he had been lost one day her mother died and died on his eyes in a spiral of the house was a massive step in his own way home to his house to be a good ending with his sore throat Yeah...

CoreOfTheStar same

Same

this actually was perfect for a real situation...like legit i think bill wurtz is magic

he is the best at making people laugh

Same. It’s like a little RU-vid LSD to get your mind off of the soul-crushing reality of the world

How to get Someone to Instantly Propose: A Comprehensive Guide

No

damn it, i made the same comment and then scrolled and read yours, ahhh sigh

Awesome ! :D She said "How did you find me ? I don't wanna talk to you leave me alone"

How about I do it anyway?

Hello, Let's be friends

Ikr

reWork Gaming hi friend

Qweba! That's why he's a genius. He doesn't only create tension release with chords and harmony, but also with the drums/rythm. And finally with the lyrics/rhymes

13/10 musical genius, would commission him to sing my life story

But chance already was rhymed with stance

nuclearProtocol you can rhyme things more than once

😂😂😂

Only the best for Bill.

Kira Yoshikage’s fetish is hands

.....armpits??

@@transmitkromer yeah some people are weird af

Yup

FootofaFerret Agreed, bill wurtz is my jam

Same here FootofaFerret, also big fan of yours btw.

Hello mate

Already done that

it's actually hard for me to comprehend sometimes

Goddamn It yeah, it seems like he just exists on the internet and just throws out these videos into the real world every now and then

He doesn’t actually he lives in Arthur

No, he just visits in his spacecraft sometimes to catch up on current events.

doubt it

LOOOOOL

Bruh even if schools encouraged sleep students would still stay up all night

@@ToadComrades mhm

Why do you think I'm here

It should be a step one for psychiatrists advice for depression.

Hmm understand this? *hey* -hi- _WIND_ *-weee-*

Long line -LINE LINE LINE LINE LINE LINE LINE- no u

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

Levefied yes

Levefied the story of being intuitive intellectuals

You'd be scared about how easy it is for him

carinamaysa man is brilliant

+

Lol

is hello sexy pants better or something?

I wouldn't put it past bill wurtz to make a title like that one. Nothing is wrong with you

its wednesday my dudes what the f*ck oh yeah ik thats normal don’t attack me plz

nut in the soil

Never thought about it like that.

Huh... Interesting perspective! Maybe I should try that some time...

Hmmm interesting

no

jk its just a prank bro

Don’t trash talk Bill Nye

DRK105 lol I'm from England we didn't watch Bill Nye

Anna Woods your teachers were evil

DRK105 lol

*This video reminds me of bill wurtz*

Syndragosa hahahahahah

no don't

no don’t

Rin Rin *happens as Sexy Pants Religion where all you can say or do is the sexy pants to enlightenment*

Billigion

He _is_ his own drugs.

Nah, he just does drugs.

Imagination's one hell of a drug

The Ace Of Spades i know i’m gonna lose, and gamblings for fools, but that’s the way i like it baby i don’t wanna live forever.

Haddie Baker - _ -

Sachindra Bhattacharya Challenge accepted

YOU MEAN EVERYONE YOU KNOW

You stole this comment!

I’ll let you know if it works if I get a way to contact them.

i was planning in sending it to my bf and not saying anything XD

Viewsk8 insanity

Viewsk8 it’s an acid trip

Your attracted to pants

Arousal.

Viewsk8 horny

It's like irony with so many "post-"'s preceding it that it just feels like the most authentic expression in the world, at least is how I think about it when I'm very high right now

Scuze me what humor This is therapy

There's this thing with simulating being on a high.

I thought that said milkshakes

Sexy 12

Spencer Leach Bill Wurtz is my favourite genre of music.

one day, 'wurtz' will be a genre, but it'll be degrading, as no man alive can reach the level bill is on in his mind

Wurtz music is my favorite

We are all being wurtzed now, and it's OK. The world is wurtzing quickly.

i would marry him

Ah, you see, at the grocery store that wouldn't have happened

Underrated comment

the chords in this are funky as hell!!

Exxarem 100% agree with this

because somebody makes popular content does not make them a “living meme”

Maybe with another county?

Luke Riise if ppl make videos meming your content, then your a living meme