HERESY DETECTED 

*Computer bursts into flames* Yeah Heresy will do that.

Boss Marine: "Come on, come on! Hurry up what do you think I'm paying you for?" Marine Worker: "You don't pay me. We're just a construct of Warp Energy turned into solid form due to the fact that our owner so deeply believes that we exist to the point that we actually do." Boss Marine: "One more crack like that and your entire planet will be Exterminatused." Marine Worker: "No, please! I have three kids!"

"Category: Science and Technology"

I know absolutely nothing about Warhammer 40k other than what the Space Marines look like and yet I burst out in laughter

This is why Space Marines never come within a mile of the local administratums.

Just another Tuesday in the office.

I love the one marine who's just sitting there, defeated. I wanna hug him.

This is what you see when you enter the Warp

Live Footage From Caliban Before The Planet's Destruction

When ya homies roast your favorite fandom, but they make a good point.

Heresy? Heresy, heresy... heresy! C'mon baby, gimme some heresy! 😈

Put it at 2.0 speed for even more fun

My brain reading Chris Chan's prison letters

As a dark angel player I approve

the true reaction for when you see Mlp 40k crossovers.

"Hurry up! What do you think I pay you for?!" "YOU DON'T PAY ME SIR! We're just a clever metaphor to explain abstract thought processes." "One more crack like that and I'll put a bolter through your skull" "DON'T DO THAT SIR, I STILL HAVE XENOS TO KILL!"

“Dead” ~Heavy weapons guy

"ded"

*COME ON BABY GIVE ME SOME HERESY!*

See, it's the potential for this kind of memery that makes 40k so amazing.

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The mind of a 40k fan:

When someone you hate is pure AF and you're trying to find a reason to smite.

The little “ded” from the heavy at the end was the best part

When your teacher suddenly gives homework for the weekend or an over break project

When a poc challenges scoial justice.

When Spongebob meets Warhammer 40k

Bruva, get the flamer.... THE HEAVY FLAMER

This is the shit that goes through my mind when I’m in a maths exam

WE THREW OUT HIS LOYALTY!

When you try to find heresy in an office, but all you know is Space Marine-ing.

As a Warhammer fan, this is both funny and accurate.

What have you created is one of the pinacles of humankind.

0:19 My brain during a test.

When people say there is no God.

My reaction to the announcement of the Teen Titans Go movie

Just another day in this Grimdark universe

So that's how space marines are when there's no heresy to cleanse.

In case of unbearable heresy break the glass and push the button.

In case of Heresy, report your local Commissar.

The Catholic Church In a nutshell

When you come home and find your old best friend has turned to Chaos.

"Come on baby get me some heresy" IT SAYS HERE YOURE A HERETIC

My brain and my mind in a nutshell when confused

Anyone else hear the faint "DED" at 0:19?

Captured Video of Star Wars Fans reaction to the Last Jedi (2017)

My reaction to Warhammer Adventures...

*brain crack* ded.

i need that spacemarine model xD

We just got news from the boss. DELETE EVERYTHING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HERESY and breathing... Everything?

This makes me want to be a space marine even more

Have you ever look at someone and wonder what is inside their head this is inside my head 24/7

There is no Heresy? HERESY

0:10 when you accidentally stumble into fanfic territory

This is a pretty good way to sum up 40k.

Soulcalibur 6 Artwork section in a nutshell

I’ve watched his so much the word heresy has almost lost its meaning to me now

This is what happens when a Space Marine snaps with the Infinity Gauntlet

This how my brain operates

When you see fan art of child friendly characters in this universe...it’s actually true if you think about it

"Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?" "What does pay mean?"

Me during *that* scene in Avatar.

*sees furry* My mind:

I wish i could download this.

*They're just a clever visual metaphor used to represent the abstract concept of thought...*

Send this to your coworker without context

I came here when someone showed me that crush orange pop tarts exist.

you cant possibly comprehend the level of heresy i operate at

It’s now funny that both SpongeBob and Warhammer 40k are represented in PowerWash Simulator.

It's been four years. And I only now saw the Black Mesa logo on the "Heresy Detected!" screen.

When a Krieg Guardsman develops the slightest sense of self preservation:

This is my life now

I 100% believe Tzeench has a room where this is happening

Wow. The internet summed up.

When someone comes up with a clam flavored candy cane (that really happened)

i feel like this is how the 40K fans are reacting to the recent news of the Lore being rewritten just for some Dirty ESG DEI money

When the one Printer you need runs out of ink.

Anybody else notice how it was a dark angel?

Greatest... thing... ever...

The Bread Boys dad in a nutshell

this is beautiful I just had the very sober idea of searching for just heresy am not dissapointed

This is me. Every time I go on 4 chan.

0:09 When it’s the last minutes of Halloween and your trying to find the right h*****

Remember kids, if someone offers you chaos, just say no!

When my friend bullies me My brain:

HERESY?!

0:15 My favorite is the marine in the fetal position by his desk lol

When you see a very well made R-34 art of the God Emperor of Mankind.

I love how WH40K fan films depict the Marines as either a group of awesomely menacing super soldiers or a bunch of hilariously zealous murder-muppets or everything in between. 😂

5 times watching this and NOW I just noticed Heavy's voice

I can't stop watching this! This one clip is almost better than the full original video!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the general reaction to Warhammer Adventures.

Gojira and Kong fans whenever one is declared stronger than the other.

Pffft HAHAHAHAHAHA I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

Hurry up, what do you think I'm paying you for?? You don't pay me, you don't even exist! You're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought!

I think the space Marines are just so bored they're looking for heresy to purge and are upset that they cannot find any heresy

this is actually amazing

Ah so a fellow brother read the title, “War and Piece” and to him I’m guessing he found it neither ironic or oxymoronic.

Inside the mind of an interrogator chaplian

This is your brain. This is your brain on Chaos!