Hermitcraft 10: Episode 15 - IRON PERMIT 

"I'm a big willies enjoyer" - Iskall

I still can’t believe that mumbo won’t just make a cow farm but just tries to find wild ones

Mumbo: "I don´t want to kill cows" "This takes forever to craft" "2 entire logs for 1 item frame?" Cartographer with the item frame trade: "Am I a joke to you?"

Naming the pillager “SCARY GUY” is like if a horror movie villain showed up but instead of attacking you with a chainsaw or something he held up a sign that said “BOO” in all caps

“It’s because I’m stealing things. Wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea” - Mumbo , 2024

Mumbo's "bad mic" prank, he really just used a sonic attack against Iskall

Mumbo: "I satisfied the Permit Office" Also Mumbo: *Makes a Pop-up shop, doesn't restock the gold shop and forgets to display his permit and put an ender chest*

Mumbo when he realizes he could have bred the nitwits to make a farmer: Oh dear.

Mumbo this season: Kill hundreds of cows for his shop Mumbo in S8: Cows inexplicably explode near him

Mumbo is proof that you can get away with anything as long as you have a fancy moustache and a British accent

Iskall's "I'm gonna go take an asprin!" and subsequent freak out about not knowing how to make you less loud was pure gold.

At 19:50 it sounds like they both are in the same room, like 3 meters from an average microphone their parents gave them for Christmas.

Permit Office: cracks down on popup shops Mumbo: builds a popup shop "The permit office has been satisfied"

Mumbo killing all the cows is actually an incredible business strategy, if you kill all the cows, the only way to get item frames is his shop

9:58 ah perfectly acceptable, if you weren't to steal something we'd all think youve stopped being unhinged

"i've got a personal stache... and a personal 'stache" 🤣 2:22

"I really hope we haven't ended up with a perfectly round villager" is a really unintentionally funny quote

"Back to the basics" Goes from building stores to kickstarting his own industrial revalution.

"That was the worst thing I've ever done!" 2 seconds later: "I'm over it" -Mumbo 7:03

the loud mic bit had me crying. hearing mumbo as an echo through iskalls mic was hilarious.

"The Permit Office is satisfied" Meanwhile an entire operation being in progress to eliminate pop up shops...

8:20 Iskall:"Im a big Willies enjoyer" Is perfect for a horn

I often use a similar square design for my iron farms, and its kind of hard to tell how big of an effect it's having, but in the design I use and the design you showed at the beginning, theres a spawning platform in each corner. In your final build, you have one platform in the center. it may not seem like it would matter, but an iron golem being within range resets a timer on all the villagers. so if the golems get within range of the other corners, they effectively prevent them from spawning more. tldr, if you switch to four spaced out platforms and funnel the golems together lower, you'll likely double your output, depending on how the spawning is currently lining up for you.

19:40 sounds like mumbo is in the bathroom and yelling out

Mumbo being so hyperfixated on building an automatic villager breeder without realising that he doesn't actually needs a farmer villager in order to breed them and then wasting a lot of time transporting them from a farther village is just perfect.

2:22 "A personal stash, and a personal 'stache." Well played. 😆

"I really hope we haven't ended up with a perfectly round villager" had me laughing out loud!

"Ironically, it will probably genuinely be the most profitable." Yes mumbo. IRONically 😂

Did you know that you can breed Nitwits. And the offspring is a regular villager that you can give any job to. So if you have 2 Nitwits, you could breed 2 villagers and make them farmers, then use them to run the villager breeder.

There's a reason gnembon made four different spawning platforms. By making one big spawning platform in the middle, you decreased efficiency of the farm. Whenever a villager wants to spawn a golem, they check for already existing golems within a 16 radius box around them. This means in your design they will see each other's golems and therefore not spawn a new one. So your farm has 1/4th the efficiency of gnembon's design.

"It's because I'm stealing things." 🤣🤣 Wow they've finally just admitted it. I was not prepared for that. I'm dying.

“I’m a big Willys enjoyer” Iskall85 12/05/2024 8:05

"Peace, Plants and Love", we have a permit for neither, so the cows have to donate leather.

Ah finally the Iron farm. Also I can't believe Mumbo actually killed that cat. Season 8 Mumbo would be screaming right now

TOP TEN MUMBO FUNNY MIC MOMENTS: NUMBER ONE: 19:34

2:02 "I said, Hey, you feed the machine " ahh scene 😂😂

1:36 It takes 1 log to make the 8 sticks to craft an item frame. 1 log splits to 4 planks, 2 planks split into 4 sticks, 4 planks to 8 sticks.

I have never laughed harder at a minecraft video that with that microphone tom foolery Especially the Mumbo: "I think I'll go outside" Iskal: "No don't do that, that's dangerous" absolutely class

20:02 this makes me so happy

ollie, i just wanted to say that your posts are something i look forward to constantly. every time i see one of your videos on my recommended i wait until a moment where im not doing as well throughout the day and i watch it. you have cheered me up for years. i know with the gravity of your channel it may be hard to find this, but on the off chance you do, just know you make that difference in so many people’s lives. thank you for being a huge part of my childhood and now my adulthood. thank you for always pulling a laugh out of me. thank you.

The Mumbo building arc is great However, classic mumbo farm video goes hard

“I could of cut this” for Iskall coming over 💀💀💀

11:08 oh my goodness, the villager breeder, its breeding

as someone who has built dozens of iron farms (i was building them for others on a server) i see your frustration caused by own dumb mistakes and i relate super hard, but also im laughing cuz i know by now that transporting villagers and mobs is super tricky and I'd've never tried to do that way. here's a couple tips: 1. a mob in a boat can be put into minecart with the boat, so you don't have to break the boat, you just shove the minecart into it (warning: villagers in boats in minecarts have a mind of their own if not on a rail). This also makes two-player minecarts possible (like Scar did when trying to drop Grian in the boatem hole. sidenote: kinda funny that Scar knows this redstone-adjacent thing and you don't. 2. using glass and a dispenser, it is possible to grab villagers out of the holding chamber one by one, also making them easier to then transport, so long as you have the rails to get them to their destination also, brilliant idea to use the pillager instead of a zombie, trying to get a zombie into an iron farm is so stupidly difficult. or maybe thats cuz im still making stupid mistakes myself xD in addition to the increased range you also you don't have to worry about them burning during transport, or somehow getting too close to a villager (because you some stupid mistake) and killing them or zombifying them. def will be using in the future.

"I'm a big willy's enjoyer" New horn when lmao Can already see Gem spam it around Impulse haha

6:25 pillager patrols do despawn if the player is far enough away, it's one of the more reliable ways to get rid out of patrols. However mobs in boats don't despawn, that is why the pillagers didn't despawn when they normally would've without a boat.

17:30 Testificate transport🤣 the nostalgia that brings omg

Pro tip: u can move a boat by punching it with ur fist as the boat takes knock back, the boat is an entity. Another one: I think the rates of ur slime farm has been reduced as the number of blocks above the spawning platform is also a part of the mob spawning algorithm, dashbum explains this in his gold farm video. Great vid btw

He had a redstone relapse

Finally gets around to making the Iron shop and chooses to make it a "pop up" shop immediately after Grian has declared pop up shops to be converted into full-fledged "real shops." I expect a violation ticket on the next episode.

RIP iJevin w/ -72% audio @8:00

11:54 That villager has transcended time and space

Mumbo is literally builder redstoner hybrid who can do it all. So proud of you. I havent been watching your hermicraft too long. Only from s8 but your builds have gotten so much better and more confident!

the BUSH that Mumbo created with the pillager's arrows is INSANE 6:51

The comedy gold with the microphone bits with Iskall, had me laughing way too hard!!

5:38 You can stay with them on the boat and you'll be able to break the pillager's crossbow without getting hit.

Iron is metal. Tech is metal. Ron sell tech. Can Ron own the iron farm.

Nice Pun at the end. “Iron-ically it will be my most profitable shop”

The permit office might be satisfied that you've made an iron shop, but now you're in trouble for it being a pop up shop XD

"This is the coolest shop I ever made in Hermitcraft history!" Mumbo: Builds a refrigerator.

I love how mumbo will go out of his way to steal from grian BEFORE going to a community farm 😭😭😭

19:04 Might be the funniest thing I've heard from Mumbo 😂

15:04 damn, i didnt know he was chill like that🤙

Mumbo with a funny mic is something I didn't know I needed

19:23 When you're flying a plane and things start to go terribly wrong

*@Mumbo Jumbo* 3:55 You do NOT need farmers. Just bring a BOATLOAD of "villager foods" and shove that into the nitwits & they will produce "non-stupid" villagers.

“Back to the basics” Yes Mumbo, complicated redstone is back to the basics…

"Back to basics," he says, as he proceeds to blow my mind by building an awesome iron farm.

8:20 Iskall I cannot believe you just that on the internet- but actually yeah I can believe you just said that on the internet

seeing Iskall and Mumbo imitate a standard 2016 Call Of Duty MW2 lobby sounds wonderful. it have me a stitch i was laughing because too hard.

13:49 mumbo I’m sobbing. This is not right. 😢😢😢

Mumbu kills the cat „I feal so terrible!“ Also Mumbo 2 seconds later „Anyway, I‘m over it“

I think Mumbo should admit that he can actually build now 😂

12:35 OH MY GOD THE PERFECT CIRCLE OF PUMPKINS INCIDENT MENTIONED.... it took me a second but then i Exploded in giggles

I think 2 extra min of that first iskall interaction with you would've made this ep better

You CAN make a Villager breeder using Nitwits, you just have to manually give them food (which is honestly more lag friendly, because then they aren't just constantly making more villagers when you don't need them to). Also, putting a mob in a boat automatically prevents them from despawning.

Mumbo sounded like a New York subway PA system with that payback there.😂

9:17 Actually, the way this design works was first done by LogicalGeekBoy. (Kinda fits considering Rays have taken credit for things he didn't do in the past.)

Am I the only one who thinks that Mumbo's Gold shop is like the coolest looking shop ever.

I like how mubo chooses to steal carrots from grian first then getting the for free at a community farm

18:32 there's something funny about such simple text on such a fancy background XD

8:25 they both laughed in lower case

Getting two villagers in a boat of their own, the trial of Sisyphus.

am I the only one confused about the fact that Mumbo has 188 levels without dying, while the only entrance to his base requires him to die?

Glass floors can interfere with villager path finding! On a (very different, but still) iron farm I've made, the glass floor caused them to just stop panicking occasionally. I can't say for certain if it will interfere with this set up, but it's something to look at if the farm doesn't seem to work as efficiently as it should.

18:58 That's exactly how I sound on my laptop's inbuilt microphone on 100% recording volume, when I pull KDE's slider for the microphone down to 27% it sounds good and isn't too quiet.

It took me a second to get the “personal stash and personal ‘stache” joke, I thought he was talking about drugs for a second 😂 I’m an idiot.

Mumbo if you ever make a pillager lose it’s bow you can sit in the boat with it and it will always miss until it loses it’s bow!:)

So proud of Mumbo for finally giving into the dark side and building in Minecraft

“The permit office has been satisfied.” Can’t wait to see that statement change when Mumbo uploads his next episode

the banter between you and iskall this season has been some of the hardest ive laughed all year

I just imagine one of the other Hermits flying by Mombo and Iskall right as he goes *HELLO* and having a mini heart attack

3:10 “close to my swamp” bruv acts like he’s shrek

The perfect cure for being too much in my own head ❤ the Iskall bit especially 😂

The personal 'stache joke made uncontrollably laugh out loud and I scared my cat. 10/10, would embarrass myself again.

"na-ice" -mumbo idk why this is so funny

To get a ton of leather, I recommend building a hoglin farm. Quick and easy to make, and comes with infinite pork

"thats worst thing ive ever done" *5 seconds later* "but im over it!"

6:27 they don’t despawn because they’re in a boat. Them being pillagers had nothing to do with it. Kinda interesting that boats prevent despawning

I enjoy this series so much! It really feels like you’ve found back that drive and passion for the video’s ❤️