Hermitcraft 10: Episode 15 - PERMIT CHALLENGES! 

5th Season* Or maybe season 8 was just a simulation?

Bdubs just appearing during the permit challenges to make a complaint was the perfect intermission

Grian in S7: I hate the government Grian in S8: I hate everyone else's governments Grian in S9: I hate the government but I'm not doing anything about it GRIAN IN S10: I AM THE GOVERNMENT

God, I always love Joe's wit. "Why are you all fishing HERE and not on the pier I made!?" "There's Pier-pressure involved" without a SECOND delay. Jeez, Joe, constantly proving he's one of the smartest people I've ever seen.

Etho: I'm not taking any fishing advice from you Grian Considering the mending book was an instant loss Grian's probably the best hermit to take fishing advice from

Imagine being Bdubs during this. Half the server is flying up to you, giving you a compliment, then checking a book and taking it back, all while you’re just trying to do some shopping.

The “if you get a mending book, you automatically lose” requirement killed me 😂

Etho and Iskal getting into a fight in the background while Scar telling a joke was the funniest thing I saw all week. It's so chaotic

I one hundred percent read "Tell a Management Joke" and was thoroughly confused by every joke

28:00 "Is that not a jellyfish!?" "...Not fish. Not a fish." This becomes so much funnier when you know Grian was a marine biologist. UNIQUELY qualified to know what is and what isn't a fish. (Jellyfish are NOT fish, they are cnidarians. Technically speaking a fish is a vertebrate.) (EDIT: I am learning in the comments that technically speaking a fish both isn't an actual family of animals and also that *we're* fish. I love biology.)

the fact that the only actual full hearted laugh you gave for all of those jokes was at etho's "what tree am i" one is hilarious

35:10 its so funny that amidst all the chaos, bdus just went there to file a complaint

38:35 😂 Iskall was stressful for nothing and singing above the permit office is also something GHAGSHAGSHAGSHg 😂😂😂

31:45 i cannot beLIEVE that nobody laughed at Joe's "is there pier pressure involved?" absolute TOP TIER COMEDY out of that man

21:42 Grian walking in on everyone sitting on the same chair and bursting out laughing was absolutely amazing

it's crazy, mumbo's been getting into building aesthetically, and now grian has built a farm mostly from memory!

"I think im defeated by the permit office" -Cub "Good, that's what we want to hear" -Grian

“I nEeD an ADULT” I don’t think there is anything more relatable on this planet

Watching the Permit Office evolve has been incredible. It started off tedious and annoying, gained a distinct unsettling feeling with the instalation of the basment, became a legitimate business for April Fools Day, and now its just outright corrupt, all without losing what made the shenanigans so enjoyable to watch.

Everyone cramming on one chair was absolute gold And Grian's cackle as a response was even better

King Ren: Couldn't make people do the quests Office worker Grian: People ask him to give them the quests themselves

I love how in 19:14 there are little snails in all three posters and Grian addresses exactly none of them

Grian: Episode 15 feels like a milestone... a transition from anything starter. Also Grian: Proceeds to write silly tasks for the hermits and watch them the rest of the episode.

*takes out spirit box* *clears throat* "WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"

"This job isnt even fun for me!" *Also grian:* "I'm just making this job harder for myself"

This episode is just Grain babysitting everyone like their kids. "Me first! Me first!" "GRIAN LOOK FOR ME!" "Grain I did this can I move to the next page?"

I love it. Showing us the grind really helps sink in the fact that as a casual survival player, it’s okay to spend 100’s of hours not building the fanciest castle ever. Thank you

Grian is literally the only person who would make a farm as an excuse to afk

Grian: "You will begin when I say the word "G-O" Also Grian 2 seconds later: "Is everyone ready to go?

Grian has reached peak government with the Permit Office now. “I’ve decided the Permit Office can do whatever it wants now.”

Ren sounding so professional killed me "Grian I have created a fish"

You should totally end a Hermitcraft episode with “oh you want MORE Hermitcraft? You want the next episode already? Sorry I’m gonna hafta put you on hold”

It turned from Grian trolling the whole server with stupid lil tasks into him babysitting a bunch of toddlers so very fast

Grian creating max chaos as always

Watching Grian watch the hermits do their permit forms is like a daycare worker being approached by little kids excited to show the smallest thing

The busting up laughing an saying "I forgot there was only one chair down here" as all the hermits pile on to the one waiting room chair has got to be made into official art now.

31:50 The peer pressure joke is way too under appreciated

This is so fun to watch! Fishing rod sells, red sandstone sells, shops have their back detailed, Bdubs complemented, and everyone fished. What a wonderful experience all of that is!

Imagine the Waiting Room slowly expands beneath the ground, becoming a true labyrinth.

I like how nobody even considered Grian as a non-participating Hermit, considering that as management, he does fall into that category. He was CONSIDERABLY closer than Bdubs too 😂😂😂

Grian: the permit office doesn't make profit. Also Grian: making 50 plus diomands.

"the permit office isn't even fun for me!" Oh, but it is for us Grian

32:10 killed me💀 “You won’t get treasure there” “I might”

"Act out your favourite minecraft tree" you outdid yourself with this one Grian. Just brilliant.

I love that instead of using your shop, Scar went and dug up red sand. He really went the extra mile lol

Amazing New life series idea just came to me!!! Past Life. It’s a mega season of the life series that combines all the past mechanics into one. Random number of lives, secrets to keep, boogeymen, limited time, linked life, the works! You could even do something weirder with this idea. Let’s say the game modes are randomized for the players. Meaning, at the start of the season they will receive a past life series mechanic that will only apply to them for the season. Some will have to do secrets, some will get more or fewer lives, some will be effected by a time limit that shortens with deaths, etc. I bet this would end up with factions being formed right off the bat and then you could have different seasons of life series effectively battling each other for the top at the end. I think this would be phenomenal!

the permit challenge was so good, seeing the hermit panics the first few seconds and just spin around is just too funny for me 😂

As an avid marine geek, hearing Xisuma call a jellyfish a fish, and then Cleo call it a cephalopod hurt my soul, NO RECOGNITION FOR MY SWEET CNIDARIAN

Something about Iskall improvising a Permit Office song to the tune of 'Always On My Mind' completely broke me.

You Sir outdid yourself. The most chaotic and hilarious thing I have seen in a long time! Iscall singing on the roof was just too much for me 😂

i love how X has built anything other than a fish

Iskall finding out he was only competing against himself was probably the funniest thing in this whole video. The troll has become the trolled over and over again this season and it's amazing!

an idea for the "Pop up Prismarine shop": Build a slightly annoyed statue of yourself that has caught a guardian instead of the mending book, the guardian has surfaced and pops its head out of the water, hence the name "Pop up Prismarine Shop"

23:10 The slightly expensive creeper-made rockets are good as a sign of your departure with the elytra 😆

22:08 is such a wholesome moment

I love the permits solely for the reason that they are Minecraft items that have managed to cause mental pain

Babe wake up a new episode of Fish-Hermit-Permitcraft also that family photo was ADORABLE

Funny shop idea: pop-up shop that literally pops up out of the ground when you approach like something in children’s pop-up books or perhaps a game of whack-a-mole.

34:45 Ren protested to Grian, I can't blame him 😂

Lmao at 40:43 when G puts in the disk, i love how every hermit just backs off as if its a grenade or something, and Etho just stands there like "what have i gotten myself into?" 😂

6:25 “I need an Adult” -Grian, Year: 2024, Age: Adult Edit: holy crap thank y’all for the likes!!

After so many RU-vidrs quitting, Grian still pushes through. This man will be forever immortalized on the internet.

«We love you and appriciate you Bdubs!» «SIKE!»

The permit challenges awoke the trauma of my old job as a camp-counsellor, and having to do this with like 120 kids every week. Hey Grian, if this youtube thing doesn't work out for you I think you have a bright future babysitting children in the woods!

Grian: "The permit office doesn't take any money, it's not a shop, it's just here to sort out any issues that may pop up with the permits" (paraphrasing from an earlier episode) Also Grian: "The permit office does what it wants" *Grabs diamonds that he basically forced people to spend in order to get new permits* He's roleplaying the government perfectly lol

9:58 "I'm not here" *The permit office described in three words*

I think people often forget you has a life outside of hermitcraft Take your time G👑

Xisuma don't argue with the man that has a marine biology degree about what is and isn't a fish.

Grian is succeeding in what King Ren couldn't, making people do absurd tasks Also I love how Grian has become the very thing he always rebelled against

Grian I’m gonna cry I’ve been checking every day for the last 7 days for a video…

34:00 that xisuma laugh 😂

This has the same energy as a kindergarden teacher calmly trying to deal with like 7 different kid's problems at once during playtime

"This is my fourth season on Hermitcraft." Are you sure about that?!?!

One of the best episodes of Hermitcraft ever. When everyone was spinning and people started laughing, including a delayed Etho, that was one of the best laughs I've had on HC, and the rest of the challenges just kept being hilarious.

Dude it's been 10 days I'm dieing overhere

The moment Iskall was the only person not blasting off after spinning around, I knew he'd be the only one going for that permit, AND that he wouldn't notice and it would be hilarious

27:18 comedy GOLD. Especially just from Grian's perspective because you can REALLY see everyone struggling.

18:45 Grian putting up posters while everyone waits in line outside is so permit office of him

33:45 I laughed so hard! X's "laugh" got me good 😂

A woman goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I think I'm addicted to petting zoos!" The doctors frowns and says, "Really? What are your symptoms?" And she says, "Well, I've been feeling a little horse for weeks." THANK YOU! I'll be here all week! Try the salmon! Bonus: A man says to the doctor, "Doc, I've forgotten what an airport building is called!" The doctor solemnly puts down the man's chart and says, "I'm so sorry. It's terminal."

My favourite moments of this episode: 6:25 Grian: "I need an adult" 27:24 Etho's terribly perfect joke

"WOMP WOMP" Didn't expect that from cleo on hermitcraft 😂

Permit challenges was a brilliant way to get Hermits together doing silly and fun tasks - it was like a mini game, only much bigger :D

I love the "Yes And" attitude of the Hermit Craft server - everyone is totally onboard, and having fun running the permit office's errends.... I mean "challenges".

Etho's journey for a monopoly on glass this season was not something I could've predicted, but it is definitely welcome.

I would love to see an informal series of grian rating and reviewing tutorials for farms as a non-redstoner. I feel like it'd be really valuable to us casuals lol

Heyho, for the guardian farm: If there's a hermit in the nether more than 128 blocks away from the killing chamber, the guardians will immediately despawn upon entering the nether. If you want to run it with someone in the nether, you need an account close to the killing chamber. Also just FYI, the advantage of Ian's original design is the ability to multiply the drops with looting.

27:24 Etho was setting up the joke on the last task the whole time, man's playing 5D chess

Iskall being the only one singing was really funny and chaotic 😂

Just wait a week or two and well have the most epic bubbly bubbly boo remix of all time

this was such a funny episode ngl, i enjoyed the chaos of every single hermit doing a diff thing in the same frame, all panicking while grian is just giggling

“See you in a few weeks etho” “NOOO-“ Joel and Scar: Another one bites the dust!

Etho's "joke" was brilliant. Love that guy. Congrats on making a fun bit of craziness for the Hermits!

can't believe joe's pier pressure pun got ignored. it was so good.

6:26 “I need a better system… I need an adult!”

I think there was a missed opportunity someone could have bought all the good fishing rods and put everyone else at a disadvantage

41:42 “No one was like trying to cheat their way in the system” while etho: can i put a book than rod it up?

Rip grian 🙏🙏 it’s been a 12 days

Hermits: Take 100hrs to get a permit Grian: Takes 2 minutes

"This job isn't even fun for me!" The inevitable suffering is a mutual feeling