Hermitcraft 10: Episode 21 - THE MINECRAFT UPDATE! 

RU-vid compression did me dirty on the cinematic intro..

I love how instead of "demoted", Cub used "fired and rehired to a lesser position"

1 hour long grian video? man is giving us movies!

Cub and Grian are like “good cop, bad cop” except instead it’s “would rather do nothing” and “extreme immediate action”.

Scar and Skizz BOTH looking around when Grian says “there’s a storm coming” really speaks to average PoE officer intelligence.

Grian: "From my perspective nothings really changed" Also Grian: *willingly does a job related to the permit office for the first time*

Writing "Cub's got your back" on the back of the build board would be peak comedy

Theory: Grian was hired as permit manager to prevent him from forming a resistance against the system. Look at Cub's quote: "Grian and I share the sentiment that the permits shouldn't exist, which is why we're both perfect for this job"

Grian: the manager who does nothing but has some decency Cub: the manager that seems very calm and reasonable but actually very chaotic

Grian: thank you cub. The shopping district is saved! Cub: I wouldn't say saved, more like under new management.

The ONE TIME Grain does the BACK OF A BUILD, it's a billboard.

'what in the thickest sunday roast gravy is going on here' 'pluck my nosehairs and send me to alaska' grian quotes never cease to amaze me

"the thunderstorm makes it feel like the whole permit office has taken a dark turn" "nah itll be fine, itll be fine, people will comply (ominous thunder noises)"

Irl: you're demoted Hermitcraft Cub: you're fired and rehired to a lower position

"Boss, can I take a shot at him?" "Fire away, skizz." Those lines were so cool i cant-

I have now dubed Grian's tendency to start conflicts, "Grian's War Omen." That being said, I believe the Permit Office may be taking a turn here...

“You got a key? Oooh that’s a good one. Well it’s not the best one. There’s two and you got the worst one” great skizz moment

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="282">4:42</a> “what in.. the thickest Sunday roast gravy” -Grian 2024

One hour, we be eating good today boys

“Grian and I both share a similar sentiment, in that we both think the permits shouldn’t exist, which is why we’re both perfect for this job.” XD

It’s so funny that Joel and Gem were going “CRAFTING BENCH WHERES A CRAFTING BENCH” and Grian just goes “you can just craft it in your inventory” 😂

When Grian said there was a storm coming I heard thunder and I thought it was a sound effect. Turns out it’s storming for real in Florida. The timing was impeccable.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1734">28:54</a> "The shopping district is saved!" "Oh i wouldn't say 'saved'. More like, 'under new management'."

Cub is literally the villian taking over and would say "Things are gonna be a lot different around here"

By the time you said "alright, time to open the mail I know you've been waiting" I had already completely forgotten there was mail in the first place xD

“What in the thickest Sunday roast gravy” is the new “pluck my nose hair and send me to Alaska” 😭

If I had a nickel for every time Grian was a part of a group that had a hole to the void at its center, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it would happen twice.

I am so happy Cub made that Office joke, the moment grian said assistant permit manager I immediately thought what Cub said.

cub: "people will comply" the thunderstorm: i gotchu fam

Cub's deadpan style of humor works so well with Grian, Scar, and Skizz, it's amazing.

Cub: "Hello boys" Scar: "Hello, god." FREAKING BROKE ME <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1142">19:02</a>

meanwhile, gem and joel both got their maces in a single trial chamber, one after the other in a matter of seconds lol

Grian: Concerned about doing a 1 hour video. Every comment involving the topic: *grabbing popcorn and enjoying the holiday event.* Edit: holy cow. If only I knew how to pull this many views per video I'd be set.

I'm shocked Cub was responsible. After the moon affair, I really though Grian was sending himself those letters for drama.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3340">55:40</a> funny enough, the song somehow fits the mood of how they're doing in the chambers.

1 hour of Grian is like a holiday event

Idea: If a hermit doesn't remove their pop up shop, move all the items in a "locker" and they'd have to pay a fine to get their stuff back

That whole chaotic sequence with Creator in the background was a cinematic masterpiece

Grian asking "are they rare?" and then immediately shooting the armadillo brought me back to Gus Johnson lol

Not even 5 seconds in and there’s some type of lore involved? AND ITS LONGER? I’m gonna need popcorn…

I love how Grian's base has become a general gathering point for many shenanigans and hijinx involving leads, pigs, and fishing rods

"How addicted are you to watching Grian?" I'm laying down in here beneath my blanket when it's <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="204">3:24</a> am after a long day staring at the screen making the most quiet laughs barely staying awake for an hour.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1714">28:34</a> no one’s gonna talk about how skizz said “we don’t have a leg to stand on” to a disabled person 😭

personally, with things like Hermitcraft, I'm a big fan of not cutting out too much. While the building is amazing, what makes this series great for me is the interaction between you hermits, the behind the scenes and just the general banter. So I'm really happy about this 1 hour video. Thank you!

"Assistant *TO* the permit manager" HAHAHAHAHA, this has to be one of the funniest lines I've heard in a while.

Its INCREDIBLE how a simple change like letting players attach leads to boats can COMPLETELY alter how you play the game... Villager/Mob transportation has officially been revolutionized!

Grians fake barf noises have always been my favorite part of watching him, even since I first discovered him like, ten years ago. It’s so freaking hilarious to me whenever something goes wrong and he’s just like “bluuughhghthheheheechchhhhh”

Cub's "we're good here" when skizz wanted to show you all something on top of pearl's portal build had me crying with laughter

Cubs entrance and subsequent "you're fired" was absolutely hilarious 😂

"Hello boys!" "Hello, God." LMAO

Your trial chambers with Skizz was so chaotic but so fun! Love your interactions with him!

"It will be fine" Then lightning strikes behind him. The evil PO arc is coming. Cub is the storm that is approaching. He will bury the light deep within the dungeon of the POE.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1140">19:00</a> The comedic timing of Scar's "hello god!" With the zoom in absolutely sent me. God bless

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1142">19:02</a> Cub: Hello Boys! Scar: Hello God! Why was this so funny 😂

“Pearl bail! Pearl” “GrIAn!” The frantic quickness of that moment was too funny

Can't wait for cub to have legal immunity when he is found out as the Ore Snatcher

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1142">19:02</a> “Hello, boys!” “Hello, God.” LMFAO

I was fully expecting to be deafened by “YOUVE GOT MAIL” in the intro, and I’m weirdly disappointed by the lack of deafening.

this update just proves mojang NEEDS to add bundles or backpacks because inventories are getting insane

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1840">30:40</a> I think the best idea for the billboard alerting of the pop-up purge, would be a retexture of the sky itself to be a hue closer to red and GIANT WORDS SAYING TO UPDATE YOUR SHOPS in a very futuristic dystopian sense

Grian got fired then rehired in a lesser position that does the same thing. This might be the most accurate representation government ive ever seen in a videogame. Grian asking if he can keep the outfit like he didnt pay for it out of pocket lmao

"What in the thickest sunday roast gravy.... is going on here?" was not on my bingo card for most iconic Grian quotes of 2024

this long less cut video format is pure gold omg it feels like 10x more grian content and its amazing

I personally like the longer, less edited-down video- it makes it feel more "real" in a sense. Plus we get to see more of the funny interactions between the hermits.

I like that everytime during the permit meeting, when Grian talked about being relieved of Cub becoming the head of the permit office it just flashed or struck lighting, and every time Cub said something after, a faint thunder. Also, i think this is the first time that Grian id part of the government and even made the government and enforces the government, maybe Doc will become a vigilante or a rebel.

Grian posting an hour long hermitcraft episode as im about to eat feels like heaven giving me a gift

Cub shows up and immediately puts everyone one to the tasks they were already on. Thats corporate for you. Lol

“So what am I rehired as assistant permit manager?” “Assistant "to" the permit manager “ lol Edit: wow this is the most likes iv ever had Edit 2: GUYS ITS NOT THAT BIG OF DEAL

Grian: "You may have noticed it's a *lot* longer than normal." Me, who hadnt checked the length yet: "What, 30 minutes instead of 20?" ***1 hour jumpscare***

“Cub is the model citizen. We are gonna have a portrait of him in the Poe HQ” well, I think you just might end up doing that. But it will be more of a “the boss” portrait…

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2670">44:30</a> That's the other disc, there's 3 new discs: Precipice found in vaults, Creator (music box version) found in pots and normal Creator found in ominous vaults wich is the very best song i habe EVER heard, it is amazing.

Cub slowly floating down is the funniest thing ever oh my gosh 😂

I will never emotionally recover from grian killing that armadillo

Nobody: Grian to Permit Office HQ: "This sign doesn't affect me because I can't read."

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3319">55:19</a> Someone NEEDS to make an animation of this.

“Assistant TO the Permit Manager” 😂😂 Love the Office reference!

ngl but imo becoming manager to manager assistant feels like "manager without important decisions". Congrats Grian!

One hour Hermitcraft episode One hour of Grian One hour of pure satisfaction

1 hour long videos from Grian are always the best. You cannot change my mind.

god the bid with Cub was so funny. the slow floating, getting fired and rehired, grian being just so relieved to not be in charge. hilarious Loved the longer clips in the trial chambers too!

grian flying around the void with a nearly broken elytra is so anxiety inducing lol

Cub's entrance + the Office reference (assistant TO the permit manager) was just perfection

This is ✨️ Boatem Hole 2.0 ✨️ Also, the part where he is reassuring Pearl when they are in the volcano made me laugh so hard! 😂

I loved the Cub section. From floating in to the Thunderstorm. He is perfection. The flying pigs in boats were hilarious

I love how sweet Skizz is, he immediately wanted to give it to Grian lmao, he is such a good friend

grian: Fine! well go read the letter! I know it's whats on everyone's mind! me: _completely forgot about the letter during boat shenanigans_ X'D

Please, please, PLEASE make more longer videos like this! I absolutely loved it, brought me right back to 10 years ago when the first minecraft series were coming out and people just had fun with their friends, literally amazing.

if I had a penny for every time Grian was involved with boats and a hole, I would have two pennies, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened twice...

I feel like not enough people appreciate the sheer quality of subtitles on your videos, they almost give Tom Scott's a run for their money

I absolutely love the longer form with less cuts! with all of the antics from the hermits hanging out, it brings the feeling of just friends spending time on minecraft. I really like this style!! :D

YES! I love longer episodes please keep this up, or if it's not too much to handle put the unedited stuff on a second channel. I would watch all day while doing busy work.

Grian, Pearl, Ren, Tango, and Impulse having a boat dogfight in mid air is unreasonably funny and I want to try that now

The amount of secondhand anxiety I felt when grian said "my elytra is almost broken" then jumps into the void like 4 times was unhealthy

Loving the more uncut style. I think a good mix between polished cut parts and undcut "behind the scenes" interactions are perfect

The really long cuts of Skizz and Grian doing trial chambers was so fun to watch (especially listening to the new music discs!)

Creator was a *perfect* fight song, I think. The timing of it ending when it did was just the cherry on top

i literally had war flashbacks to boatem with the boat games and hole, the volcano is literally just: Boatem Hole 2.0: The Better Hole™

i personally love the longer videos. it feels a lot more authentic and bringing us along on the ride a lot more which really matches the kind of vibe in this season. i wasnt getting disinterested or bored i found it genuinely good and feel so spoiled with the extended content

Good news Grian!! While the BOOKS for the Mace enchantments are only found in Trial Chambers, you can still get the enchantments normally from Enchantment Tables!

The sacrificial pit in the middle of the volcano just seems like the boatem hole 2.0 😂