Hermitcraft 9: 17 - Minecraft's most OVERPOWERED Farm! 

if he had to kill the first bart does that make him a bartender?

Now i know iskall likely has a name for the shop already, but “BART’s Booty” (A pirate themed shop) sounds absolutely hilarious and i hope this gets seen.

Piglins always prefer to wear gold armor, so if they ever steal your elytra again you can offer them a nice gold shirt to wear instead

If a piglin is standing in a certain radius of a player, it'll always try to throw the item towards the player. If it can't do that then it'll pick a random direction and throw it that way. And if there's no player in it's 'certain radius', it'll throw the item directly under it's feet. So your first design would work without any issue if you're not standing too close while the farm is running

"Bart is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get"... A sword to the face apparently

Iskall: Spends hours building a staircase down to the main area of his base Also Iskall: Uses a waterfall to get down

Thanks for the shout-out man! Really appreciate you shining some light on the many Bart's in Minecraft / Hermitcraft server! Loved your vid!

5:58 You say that like it’s a bad thing. Building your own redstone farm on the fly is a huge reason why you are one of the best hermits to watch! No cookie cutter paint by numbers here. It’s always a unique experience with Iskall.

I love the "Uno Reverse Card" idea. Like, if you hide a bunch of them throughout the server and if a hermit finds one they can use it on any dare they receive forcing the person who dared them to perform the dare.

I like how when he kills Bart he says “why you little” like what homer says

I think everything you dont plan on selling you should put in a bargain bin style section of the shop and sell for one stack per diamond. If there turns out to be a market for those items you could always expand the store. I remember one season Cub liked using Spectral Arrows so there might be a market for the other seemingly useless items.

Iskall, you didn't have to kill bart, you could've given him a golden chestplate and he would've dropped it #JusticeForBart

You guys should remake ‘Pacific’ just like…early enough in the season that people can use it… other than as a waterpark

Bart is very chobblesome!

I love the design for the Piglin traders Looks great. Since they are all named Bart, would that structure be an Abartment?

I like how he said, “Why you little” Just like Homer in the Simpsons when he is trying to kill Bart

This episode is Chobblesome! Great to have you back Iskall! Good Luck with your Bart Farm.

i think your farm looks very chobblesome

"Bart is like a box of chocolate". You put in gold, and out comes gravel...Just like chocolate!

You should make a shop with a Bart slot machine (Maybe a "Blot"). In the "Blot" you could have 2 or 3 Barts where after a hermit would place a Diamond into the machine a random amount of Barts would get a gold ingot. Then the hermit gets what the Bart drops. Sometimes only one Bart would get an ingot and others they might get lucky and all three get an ingot.

Joe needs a lot of Blackstone so you could figure out a trade w/him for it.

Haha now you guys will never get to know how I got this much likes

"I can build a storage system up here in the clouds!" Different kind of cloud storage to what Doc pulled off last season, but very cool anyway! :D

The Bart machine is great! For what it's worth though, instead of expanding the modules for the farm you could just put more piglins in each of the existing cells, up to entity cramming capacity.

This episode is pretty chobblesome

"bart is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get" you're gonna get chocolate iskall... you're gonna get chocolate.

Iskall:gold useless the only good use for it is powered rails Bdubs:iskalllll... You forgot bout the gold clock

that farm is very chobblesome.

If you want to make the farm more op you can but 24 Barts in every cell instead of building more cell’s. Great video Iskall! Keep up the great work👍🏻

You can place a cobweb under a downwards droper to center the drops. if you are still having the issue of the gold dropping on the far side of the block and out of piglins range

for bartering systems a time is actually a pretty neat idea since the time they take is consistent at 6 sec. meaning you could set it up that they would always get new gold right when they are done inspecting

Awesome episode! Love the bartering farm! My only critique is, you should have made it circular, then you could have called it the Bart Ring Farm xD

Iskall naming all his builds makes me laugh every time.

Ah yes, just Powered rails Golden apples:

I love iskall's farming and redstone episodes because they always have a similar vibe to what Mumbo Jumbo's channel used to be like.

You can use soulsand with a pressure plate on so that Bart's can consistently pick up the gold. You could also put all your Bart's into a single cell but that might be a bit cruel.

I believe u can have many Barts in the same box. And dont forget to carpet your last portal in the nether. Nice episode ❤️

Didn’t gold used to be the best also when you could craft enchanted golden apples with 8 blocks of gold

Iskall: Some weird cryochamber spaceship Me: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Ever since 1.15, items (and other entities) automatically load chunks, so you don't run into issues like you did in older versions where you have to load the chunks first and stuff.

I really like how every redstone build which he builds has the doom 🔥🔥

That's a chobblesome episode

Iskalls intros sound like an intro to a coming of age high school film and I’m all here for it.

I’m relieved,I knew it was a keralis dare , but I feared for iskalls mental health when it came to dealing with such a grotesque dare also ….pretty cave

You should name the horse in the nether “StressHorser”

Has anybody else noticed how often Iskalls says “this general area here”?

4:36 i thought for a second iskall was going to say «Unfortunately tho, we have run out of video time for today» Also Bart in a Cart sounds like the goofyest dr. Seuss story

Watching you make the cells now: try using a pressure plate that inverts a redstone torch while a gold ingot is on it, connected to the dropper, so that when the Bart picks one up, it automatically resets with a new one.

Bart is like a box of chocolate. Gotta love iskall for that one

In a time when the world feels upside down in so many ways, it's such a gift to have an Iskall. Thank you for always keeping the positivity and inclusivity going.

"Bart is like a box of CHOCOLATES, you never know what ur gonna get ". 😂chocolates maybe 🤷🏽‍♂️

I love that you are uploading more!!!

I finished watching ethos episode last night and I was literally just thinking about how I need some new hermitcraft content to watch when you posted this

We should start a riot for Bart. Iskall has to give all the Barts fully enchanted elytras

You NEED to make the shop a pawn shop and call it "Pawn Skall" ( a play on Pawn Stars) a pawn shop would be perfect since it's items that came from BARTERING with piglins.

"... of doom..." makes me giggle every time 😄 Do you have merch with that on it?! You should! 💚

The first step forba Succesful Business ON episode 17? I thin this seaso is gonna be a LOOOONG

"Puulllll the lever Kronk!" XD that's literally all I could think of every time he said 'time to pull the switch'

One of the two Barts should be called "Brathering" which is German for "fried herring". (It's pronounced braat hering, similar to how you pronounce Bart just switch the R and A).

Love all the content man keep up the good work!

Just wanna say I love your videos I always get excited when you post one and it makes my day better :)

Iskall, if you place a cobweb underneath the dropper, the gold ingot will always be centered in the block. I'm not sure if Bart can pick it up from the top of the cobweb, but it might be worth a test.

@iskall85: “😲Hey, where did my Bart go?” Me: “Babomba happens!” 😜 Lmao!! Iskall, thanks for the laughs! 🤣😂🤣

i already love “bart”

20:14 You could have just put dropper at their heads and deliber ingots right to them. #No more pain = more video time

The proper solution here is a hopper feed to the minecart and a timer set by a comparitor reading the cart. So long as there is gold, go trade. When empty. Wait. Then load a feed chest with gold ingots and the system will automatically turn gold into resources with a few ignored crafting steps in the middle. Enjoy crafting gold.

Iskall - can you please call that your “Cloud Storage”?! Haha

Haven't finished the episode yet, I hope Iskall introduces a second and third DareStick tm.! See him really get some dare duels going!

Iskall you should have left the table out all together and just placed the dropper right above them.. Would have made things alot easier for you. :D

Iskall, just use a smart shulker box loader to load each item into a specific shulker box that can then be broken and sent to a specific shulker silo. Each item can be sorted into its own shulker box and has its own storage silo. Your moustachioed friend can be of great help to you in this endeavour - just remember to turn your oinker trading system into a Bumbo somehow, just for the giggles. Our favourite amethyst thief will find it absolutely hilarious! (Her words, not mine.)

An easy Bart producer: Build a boring platform that spawns piglins and zombie piglins (11x11, let's say) - on the left and right edges use 2 blocks to connect to a little 3x2 platform. So from left to right it goes (3x2) - - (11x11) - - (3x2). Be sure to add a roof for ghast/magma cube/enderman prevention. From one of the other edges of the spawning platform add a spawn-proof path leading far enough away that things can spawn on the platform (basically a path to where Bart killed you). Near the platform add two trapdoors, open, over top of something fatal (big drop, entity cramming, whatever). If you're on the roof, the platform should fill up with spawns quickly. Shoot a zombie piglin. They'll all start chasing you, fall through the trapdoors, and die, but new ones should spawn fast enough that they continue coming at you in a river of zombie piglin. Any non-zombies that spawn will become frightened and run off to the sides and collect on the 3x2 platforms. When you've got enough to mess with, get close enough to prevent spawning and let the last of the zombies run at you. Go collect your Barts. If you have the zombies fall onto a hopper, this is a super cheap gold/flesh farm as well. Use trapdoors to connect the 3x2 platforms to the central platform and leave the trapdoors open. As piglins spawn they will still try to flee but you won't have to deal with them because they'll fall to their deaths and keeping the mob cap open. (Assuming this is built high above the nether roof, so the piglins fall, alternatively you can burn them or whatever to dispose of them). This setup is stackable as well, and quite cheap. It's easily built before you have a pile of magma blocks to work with, just takes cobblestone, a little wood, and a hopper. It can be turned off by lighting the platform to 12 or higher (as of 1.19).

Who here is hyped for Minecraft legends? I would love to see some of the hermits playing it.

Man, after playing Vault Hunters for a while, Vanilla Minecraft feels completely pointless.

18:55 Hallo! I have tiny suggestion about the timing of the dropper. You can time it using itho hopper clock ( 27 items) dont worry of breaking since you could just turn it off after afk. Much easier and I feel much realqble other than using a redstone signal to hopper( since you might got an issue when the system got full and stuff like mutible item toss

Idea for the storage system for the piglin bartering. "The Cloud", having it disguised as an actual cloud.

Today's fact: If you want to break into a melon easily, always choose a sword. If it’s a pumpkin you need to break, then choose an axe.

Oh man Grian showed it in the beginning and didn’t even try to convince the viewers - totally a missed opportunity! Iskall’s sudden love for Diorite was so hilarious And even more fun was the speculation

PLEASE tell me I’m not the only one who got the “why yoU LITTLE!” before he killed Bart

Iskall, brilliant idea. We need more levers! Mojang, we need a diorite lever for dioboy

iskall: landscapes an entire cave to add a staircase also iskall: lets take the fancy way down, or maybe... (jumps into the water🤦‍♂)

You should make the storage system on a pirate ship flying in the air like the jolly Rodger

oooh another time Iskall uses the weighted pressure plates!!! single handedly saving them from being forgotten seeing the giant clump of items shooting through the portal was so satisfying

This entire hermitcraft episode is very chobblesome and babomba , Mr Diorite boy

can’t believe we got a stress cameo at the beginning of the episode btw mabey you can strike a deal with impulse to become a supplier of soul speed III enchantment books for his shop.

Im sure many people have said this already, but you dont need to make a ton of Bart cells. You can put 24 barts in one cell, and then feed them 24 gold at a time. Repeat this in every one of your cells, and you have 24x as much output for the same number of cells. Tango has used this method last season if you want to find that as reference.

Iskall: "Minecraft's most OP farm!" Impulse: *laughs in Shulker boxes*

Nice design! Also, your game sounds are about 3x times louder than I would normally expect from other hermits

Watching iskall build a 2-block high portal and then sputter in confusion has been the highlight of my evening.

I appreciate you showing your whole thought process with the farm!

Your sequence explaining this red stone was super focused and helpful! Great video!

Iskall: "not to spoil anything" Also him: says the word

Love the forrest gump reference with bart lol

Loved watching you design the redstone on camera. It was actually cool to see the process of trial and error.

22:11 if you take the signal to boot the system it wil be powered over and over again. Once for every period of the system running, because if the hopper of the hopperclock is emty the comparator will turn off and, because of the items flowing back into it, back on, powering the dropper that initiates the trading system.

When making my bartering farms, my usual fix for the issue with them throwing the items around willy-nilly is to just put a trapdoor in their headspace. They can grab things through trapdoors.

really great video and also very easy to understand some redstone techniques while being entertaining

I need to see someone try to run away from the dare stick so that they can’t get tagged lmao

If you choose to expand it, make it a circle and call it the Bart-Ring.

Whatever you do, please call this future shop "The Bart Mart." It's too perfect!

"Just like Bart!" ~ Matt Groening