Hermitcraft Season 9 - April Fools Prank Insanity - #5 

Hey doc

What’s up

Definitely u

It was the guy in the chicken costume!

It was the guy impersonating a goat

SAME! I'd also never watched one of Doc's videos before till now and I'm definitely subscribing!

Omg same

What do you mean he just needs to buy pie like he regularly does.

@@___meph___4547 I’m quoting what he said in the video when he was making up excuses to watch grian push the button

Also from Grain, was not expecting a cinematic experience holy cow

And he took so long to remember freecam

His schadenfreude nature got the best of him

If he sat in that tree where he was before it would of been perfect to watch from

You could say that it was fishy

@@Elle-nm5rt Dad level puns. Respect X3

What do you mean it's obviously the most popular and powerful enchantement.

^^

Doc totally embodied the "act natural" trope used in TV and film. XD

dont be suspicious dont be suspicious

subconsciously?

@@thefinkie6459 without thinking about it

@@thefinkie6459 consciously (meaning using your conscious) is acting/thinking intently and with purpose about what you're doing/thinking, where as subconsciously is the opposite. Your subconscious is where thoughts/actions happen that you aren't like intently and actively thinking about

I knew it was Doc immediately, but dear lord this was extreme

Same with Stress

@@thecyberrabbit1440 one of my favorite things about Hermitcraft is seeing all the videos, like, intersect with each other. Iskall seeing the the ghast was pretty good, haha.

I love that the ghast there and he like, must be close to doc base

well I was about to watch Iskall's next thanks for ruining it ... LoL jk

He's like Steve Irwin ghast hunter lol

Technically doc never let them loose

@@killianobrien2007 Technically, you are correct

Ghasts*

@@Jdog_yt20 lol oops got my fandoms confused 🙃

Also Doc: *Is incredibly suspicious*

You just made a Parks and Rec reference? Right to jail

I thought I was an Ariana Grande reference-?

@@Arcayde_6 Correction : Ariana Griande

@@remcrimson2750 hahaha of course How could I forget

I think its a torch

@@LauFiu No it's a hay bale

I say a whole melon, since you can sell them for emeralds, hense rich

Iskall's riddles are NEVER as simple as he thinks they are LOL

Poisonous potato?

Lol

I'm watching him continuously come up with excuses to go places and just cacklihg

He reminds me of when you're hiding around a corner getting ready to jump scare someone. That moment of quiet giggling in anticipation for scare that's about to happen.

A good 25% of this episode was Doc laughing like a maniac. 😂

32:59

invisible ghast, that's too much

Looool that would have worked actually

@@kaptainkraken oh he means invis for doc

"Why is there a copper wall that says sub Grian around my base?"

@@Doritowastaken "Why is there an 80-block deep hole on my base?"

Y is everyone richer than me!

Ahem, a cookie monster with "Elf ears"

"When did I put a basement in??"

no

Why yes why yes I was

Haha yes

Maybe tango but yes, most likely doc

Tango dropped 70 ravengers at them last season, 20 ghasts... Yeah, looks like Doc's.

I knew it was Doc or Impulse, but only Doc would have let that many ghasts loose at spawn 😁

I watched scars video and was like, only Doc has a ghast catcher, it has to be him

Doc can just show Grian his Ghast blasting machine and Grian will likely go crazy abusing it like a kid in a candy store 🤣 Edit: A smart idea to make profits off of hermits spending diamonds to use the machine 😈

And there being skeleton horses instead is cherry on top

"Oh look I'm out of pies." lmao

"Mhm... fire books..." lol

just terraforming, nothing out of the ordinary here

Don't be suspicious .. Don't be suspicious :)

That's true, me too 😂

And failing miserably lol

this is me right there LOLOL

Same xD but it was such a good epi

This literally happened to me.

@@Aerinyan welcome to docs channel. He manipulates Minecraft. Enjoy!

Gotta admit, I was confused when I showed up

I think hay bale. There are other explanations but A: it can be food (satisfied) B: wheat can be sold to villagers for money but normally is not valuable (makes u rich + not worth much part) C: Matches colors D: Hoe mines it fastest (frustration clue) E: goats irl eat hay so it matches irl & in game

i'm with 1z2x3c4a5s6d it is an apple everything fit even with the dont look for me u wont see me and the hoe thing too

But it doesn't fit with the frustration clue. You don't really need a hoe for apples in minecraft.

Same I really think it's apples

I was going to guess Beetroots or Beetroot Seeds, as the satisfies most clues (except the "I'm not myself" line, no idea what that means). Apples and Haybales are also really good guesses, and seeing as there isn't any downsides to guessing I don't see why they shouldn't all be tried.

It's like the inverse of some dude saying "we're so good this season" about their favorite sports team

I died at this so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

we watched the episode.

Maybe a suspicious stew!!!

@Aditya Agarwal yes, it is.

@@nikhilsaisharma a saturation effect suspicious stew

@@wilmer8372 he tried glistening melon

@Aditya Agarwal i guess to someone not too great with color detection it could be green/yellow on the outside

ummm... Only sometimes?

Scratch that. _Make that every single day._

Haha YES

Absolutly XD

I just yelled at him and my kids are looking at me weird lol.

And other random worthless mobdrops.

I kept waiting for him to realize he still had the book lol

While also constantly confusing Ender chests with shulker boxes

Me too! I was singing it my head the whole time!!! 😂😂

Good idea

It's prob a stackable item so that it can get item filtered

@@matthewsinnott5386 yes, also i think the Dont Look for me, you won't see me *Line* indicates that it cant be found naturally in the world, not cant be seen literally

Can it be Wheat I mean bone meal and the seeds and have little value?

@@matthewsinnott5386 You can detect an invis potion. Its harder than a basic item filter but its doable.

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

Espeeeeecially in season 6 on how grian touched that one bush lol

Turn

I think you mean, "How the tables have turned".

@@Hundr_ whoooosh

@toijg avnnr stolen comment/reply

Grian in Scars video as they deal with ghasts: Doc has been watching me since I logged on. Look he's over there watching me now.

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

my thoughts exactly.

Yes! Didn't he also have difficulty getting wheat episode 1?

@@Elixssam yes 👏

I think the part about "hard to find" and "satisfied" may refer to speedrunners, because for them finding hay bales in a village is one of the key features in a run.

@@eldercomRU I think the 'hard to find' part is a reference to episode 1 where stress took all the wheat from the village and so doc couldn't find any :O

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

Keralis found one as well

I also clicked on Scar's video but the intro made me watch Doc first 😅

Yep, saw Scar’s intro and immediately came here to watch Doc first. 😂

Same

Same 😂

You can find golden apples in dungeon chests though.

1) Golden apples can be found in chests underground. 2) The second clue said you "need" a hoe, while I agree it's faster to use a hoe, the fastest way would just be to cut down a lot of oak trees in the game, the hoe is not "needed" as in it's not strictly necessary. It could be golden apples but if so some of the clues feel like a bit of a stretch. I'm torn between golden apples and melon blocks. 1) The melon block is green, melon slices are red, glistening melons can be gold and have some whitish pixels. 2) Melons are all over the place in jungles, but they blend in a bit (hard to find). 3) Melon blocks can be traded to villagers (making you rich) 4) Melon blocks don't really have much value, they're not found in caves or in water (though melon seeds can be found in caves) 5) It grows and you require a hoe to plant it. 6) The making you satisfied to me just suggests it's a food item and not that it's a great food source. The I'm something else and you can't see me are a little harder to fit, but similar to how the can't be found underground and need a hoe kind-of but also don't really fit with golden apple so it could be either honestly.

Not a golden apple but just an apple maybe.

It might be a poisonous potato 🥔

I would have thought Glestering Melon Slice

Yeah that looks promising But I don't think he's gonna see your comment, unfortunately

I also thought apple or wheat

I came here to suggest hay bale too!!!

I think it is a target block, is made with wheat > hay bales and have the )red and white(? part in it. And you sure never will find a wild Target Block in the Overworld. Also both iskall and Doc loves redstone

I was thinking about that same moment! Laughing out loud the entire video pretty much. XD

"I'm just walking over here to buy pies, as I regularly do."

your answer seems on point

@@Berserk_Loon maybe one of the bananas. he's really trying to sell them

I like this. It makes sense because everything Doc talked about with the golden carrot, I thought for sure was the answer.

I’ve been saying it’s either the Banana or the super legendary carrots since the first clue I thought it was obvious because of who made the Goat

I'm thinking Golden Apple

Second guess would be beetroot seeds

Ik! I was sitting there trying not to laugh or grin widely so I wouldn't hurt my mouth

Why yu hating

How nervous doc sounded waiting for grian to press the button and how long it took til he thought of freecam xD And then the laugh! What a great prank truly

But you can see melon blocks, which would invalidate the part that says "Don't look for me, you won't see me"

@@Felkazz I think it just means you won't see it around there

@@Felkazz But it is found in a jungle and often well disguised….

@@l3o273 im not myself im something else sounds like it is a result form a crafting recipe.

@@wiredcoffee9347 I'm thinking it's sugar cane, when you craft with it you get paper, then a book, then enchant it for the red ribbon?

u also need the hoe to harvest the leaves in order to get it

it definitely is!

maybe even a poisoned potato cuz no one ever goes looking for them

@@pingidjit Potato eyes. You can't see me. Ha ha.

that, or a poisonous potato. Needing to be grown with a hoe really narrows down the possibilities... I probably would have just brute forced it with every growable. Beetroot, Potato, Poison Potato, wheat, pumpkins, jack-o-lanterns (to be safe), all the seeds...

And it make you rich because you can sell them for emeralds. Good thinking, I didn't even though of patatoes

that sounds right, Was thinking that it was a watermelon block. As the red and white is what's on the inside.

I mean, no other Hermit will reliably ignore specific instructions not to press a button.

It could be a multi-stage clue. It says it has no value though, so I’d imagine it would not be something directly traded with villagers, but if so only by proxy. This means seeds, as you mentioned, or wheat blocks (red band around them, if memory serves). Perhaps cake, which definitely fits the red and white, as it has white in the sugar and milk bucket too. Also an egg, though I feel like that would have been mentioned in the riddle if it was a cake.

you were right the first time, and i couldnt figure it out for the life of me (>~