Hey Sonic Squeeze my hog (Keanu Reeves as Shadow) 

Shadow:Is that the reason why you don’t like to wear pants?

He said minus

"I know."

Shadow: Haha I know, just reminding you

bro has a coin slot

Ye cuz cyberpunk

Colony Ark was 50 years ago 😂

Frr

Sonic: ''Ooohhhhh.... I thought you-'' *Gets absolutely dematerialised with bullets.*

Dear lord! The Rated R Version of Shadow is now confirmed.

HOLY FUCK, THAT'S SO COOL!!! ~ :O

Oh boi.

Proof

Well Sonic always runs around with no pants on, so...

Speak for yourself 😂😂😂😂

@@DomesticSnitch Okay then, how far down the Keanu Reeves rabbit hole we willing go? XDXDXD

You know his voice won't be like that in the movie, right?

@@paulocn4943 Ah so my joke comment went completely over your head didn't it? Okay then, what do you get when you mix Keanu Reeves' past filmography and a Sonic fanbase full of animators and artists that live for parodies like this?

@@TeryJones idfk why are you asking me??? i just know hes the wicker guy

Just quick measuring of "impresiveness level"...

*Gasp.* ''Manners!'' -Some random other character

Your middle name ain’t D for nothin

The game cyberpunk 2077

@@gh00ze ok thanks

His voice won't be like that in the movie, it really depends on the direction