High School Musical 2 - I Don't Dance (with lyrics) 

I love how there's a dance number about how much Chad doesn't dance

... I can't believe it took me this long to ship these two. This ship sails itself.

I love how everyone just grew up and realized the subtext in this song

Oh dear god, the homoerotic subtext in that song... pitching, swinging, and everything else dear god this is so amazingly gay i love it

First movie: Troy sings about how he doesn't sing. Second movie: Chad sings about how he doesn't dance. I'm surprised the third movie had no irony.

It's funny how everyone in the comments are talking about how Disney was slick about making this 'suble gay' song when it wasn't even them. The director wanted to make Ryan openly gay but Disney refused so he slipped in this masterpiece of a song in response 😆

I'm laughing so hard at the tension between Chad and Ryan omg disney u weren't even subtle

it's funny he says he doesn't dance when he dances throughout the whole song pretty much haha

This is the only thing that makes baseball bearable

“You’ll never know” “If you’ve never try” and “I’ll show you how I swing” *gay icons🏳️‍🌈*

nobody: chad: *sings while dancing to a song about how he doesn’t dance*

"i'll show you how i swing!" out of all the things you could've said, chad...

This may be the least hetero song in the entire hsm universe omg

I’m not even mad at myself for still knowing all the lyrics.

"I'll show you how I swing" not very Subtle Disney

anyone notice at the end of the scene, they switch outfits???

I'll show you how I swing *eyebrow raise*

I love looking at the comments and seeing people comment from like 2 hours ago. It makes me feel that I am not the only one who is still obsessed with these films years later :D

*crying in the corner* i was watching disney and started crying why isn't disney like this anymore.

One of the best songs of the whole series. I'd put it in the top 3 region.

"i dont dance" you've been dancing to this!

soo subtle for back then, took me years to realize... even if they were wearing each others clothes in the next scene! instant ship sailed lol

This song slaps Still lowkey- i remember not returning the highschool musical DVD back to the library in like 4th grade lol

"i'll show you how i swing" mmmhm yeah okay.

I swear I heard someone blast his song in the College parking lot. I'm upset that it wasn't me... But at least I know a Tumblr user goes to my college!

"That's how I swing" Uhuh...

The only thing I can think of is how Chad & Ryan end up switching clothes at the end of this number. 😂

my childhood, i want to cry ok

I love how people are R E A L L Y OVER HERE LIKE "they're not gay >:(" and they're like I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I SWING in the heckin' song. Chad and Ryan are my shit dude

I still sing this and love this. XD Back in the innocent days.

"I'll show you how I swing" oh really now?

I don't even know why, I haven't watched HSM in years, but this was I could keep singing while I was at work. ;A; memories

this song is the sole reason why Chad/Ryan is a tag on AO3

This probably has to be my favourite song from all the High School Musical movies.

I kinda ship them together ngl

“I’ll show you how I swing.” 😳

When I was in 5th grade this song was the "cool" back in the day

Who knew gay subtext could be such a jam

1:24, I thought he said Bitch XD

This is how the gays assert their dominance over each other

If he said he dont dance why are you danceing than.

Came for the gay, stayed for the gay

Lol we played softball in P.E. today and I started singing this song and my friend facepalmed the entire time while my crush and his friends laughed and then totally crushed it. 😂

OMG this is one of the best in this entire movie

I just added this to my gay Pride playlist on Spotify. Can’t believe I forgot this masterpiece

hey batter batter hey batter batter *PURIFIY*

I love how teenage me knew Ryan was gay but failed to see the ship that everyone was talking about. I did notice how weird Chad sang that he doesn't dance while busting out moves better than I could.

Disney was the bomb then!!

"I dont dance" dances through the whole song

I ship it

When they're not singing about dancing😳. They have more chemistry than any other characters ever made. Change my mind.

This was a secret way of sneaking in their relationship

so much gay energy it's crazy. *excellent.*

“I don’t dance” *proceeds to dance*

he better not say he doesn't sing

I don't even like HSM wow. But I need to listen to this while playing TF2, hehe.

chad and ryan basically got married during this scene

This song was the biggest hit.. 🥰🥰🥰

Wow people were shipping Chad and Ryan, like years ago... I just watched the HSM movies again.. and I am *SUPER LATE TO THE SHIP!!!!!!* HSM 2 is the best movie in the trilogy, hands down. And I am forever in debt for Kenny Ortega putting this song and scene into the movie 😍 Literal fabulous gayness between them 🤍❤️

I never watched any HSM movies but all it took was this scene for me to determine that they would've been an amazing couple.

Oh my gosh... The memories... I cri everytiem Leik dis if u cri everytiem

i love this song especially the part you'll never no oh i no if you never try. it inspires me because i'm also a awesome singer. i rewind it back to that part all the time

I had a huge crush on Corbin Bleu back then .. /sighs/

Zachary teasing The Batter 😈

I love this song ❤️

When you and your boyfriend fight over weather to either go dancing or to a baseball game. 😂

1:25 It sounds like he's saying "Skin that bitch" Instead of "Spin that pitch"

This is now my favorite high school musical song purely because of the lyrics

On the movie I thought he said the b word so I came to check just to make sure

Hey, batter, batter Hey battter, batter swing I've got to just do my thing Hey, batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing, yeah I'll show you that it's one and the same Baseball, dancing, same game It's easy Step up to the place, start swingin I wanna play ball now, and that's all This is what I do It ain't no dance that you can show me, yeah You'll never know Oh I know If you never try There's just one little thing That stops me every time, yeah Come on I don't dance I know you can Not a chance, no If I could do this, well, you could do that But I don't dance Hit it out of the park I don't dance I say you can There's not a chance, oh Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor I don't dance, no Hey, batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing I've got to just do my thing Hey, batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing Yeah, yeah, yeah Two-steppin, now you're up to bat Bases loaded, do your dance It's easy Take your best shot, just hit it I've got what it takes, playin my game So you better spin that pitch You're gonna throw me, yeah I'll show you how I swing You'll never know Oh I know If you never try There's just one little thing That stops me every time, yeah Come on I don't dance I know you can Not a chance, no, no If I could do this, well, you could do that But I don't dance Hit it out of the park I don't dance I say you can There's not a chance, oh no Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor I don't dance, no Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance Swing it out, spin around, do the dance I wanna play ball, not dance hall I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call I can prove it to you til you know it's true 'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too You're talkin a lot, show me what you got Stop swing Hey Come on, swing it like this Oh, swing Jitterbug, just like that That's what I mean, that's how you swing You make a good pitch but I don't believe I say you can I know I can't I don't dance You can do it I don't dance, no Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, bater what? One, two, three, four, everybody swing Come on I don't dance I know you can Not a chance, no, no If I could do this, well, you could do that But I don't dance Hit it out of the park I don't dance I say you can There's not a chance, oh Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor I don't dance no

You'll. Never. Know. Oh. I. Know. What. The. Hall. Loveee. This. So. Much

My BFF: I don't dance Me: I know you can BFF: Not a chance Me: If I can do this, well, you can do that BFF: But I Don't Dance. Then we have to stop cuz we're playing basketball.... not base ball. Me: Well then, onto Getcha Head In The Game! BFF: I Gotta get my, get my, get my head on the game. Me: You Gotta Getcha, Getcha, Getcha, Getcha Head In The Game! My Cousin/other BFF: *comes out of no where* THE BOYS ARE BACK! THE BOYS ARE BACK! Me: Climbin up the walls anytime we want! BFF: Gonna wake up the neighborhood! All of us: *look at each other and burst out into laughter because we are all girls*

How long did it take me to ship it? xD

"I'll show you how i swing" Disney do you have something to tell us?

i have a special connection to this song. I made my third graders sing and dance to this song for our school musical and it was amazing!!!

Lol I made a video on my channel about how this song is supposedly a metaphor for them being "lovers" 😂

If you're a mlm couple where one's a dancer and the other is into baseball, and you don't jam tf out to this song, you're doing your relationship wrong.

this entire song is just a innuendo about being gay, i swear to god-

He saying he dont Dance he was dancing

Chad: I don't dance Me: But in this you do dance and in the beginning you did

When I grew up, I stop loving HSM. I don't hate the movies, they are OK, but I don't think they are awesome anymore. But I still love this song. So funny.

I reference this song all the time and no one ever understands it. B

Regardless of the literal meaning of this song, you can’t deny the countless homoerotic innuendos in here

Ahhh!!! The good old Disney that we all know and love , I love this movie And ALL the old Disney shows and movies!!!

such a bop aaaaaaa

0:59 i thought they said 'high school musical'😞

One of my favorite song on high school musical 💕❤️

i love this song

This song got stuck in my head and now I’m playing it lol

*sigh* I still love high school musical

I've always Shipped Chad and Ryan hard. lmao

These guys are awesome

This was a Song Michael Jackson gifted to Kenny Ortega. He had written this in 1986.

I'm here from and Off animatic for this.

I thought this sounded like MJ a little bit. Back then, made me wonder if MJ was involved with HSM 2

This song reminds me of my boyfriend coz he don't dance Him: I don't dance Me: I say you can Him: not a chance (no, no)

I love this song

This song needs to be PURIFIED ITS A LITTLE o f f .

Bisexual anthem

Who else is here for OFF?