It's to bad you don't like Texas. We will have to struggle along somehow. Maybe some day you will meet someone who can change your opinion of us. Until then I will just have to be content with Willie Nelson, George Strait, Don Williams and the like.
Using his logic... If Beer or Bacon were so great, people wouldn't have to talk about how great it is all the time. But, like beer, who doesn't have to put down wine or whiskey, and bacon, who doesn't need to bad-mouth sausage, Texans don't need to put other states down. We are happy you love your home state, and are proud of it. We happen to love ours.. a lot... We don't begrudge California their beaches, Florida their sunshine, Colorado their mountains, New York their cosmopolitan culture, Tennessee their music or North and South Carolina their awesome people. We just love our state for its all over greatness. But, y'know, if everyone has to badmouth and put down the same state over and over, I guess you know who the king of the hill is. People always want to compare themselves to, and drag down, the best.
He slags off Texans saying how great their state is by saying that his state is so great that no-one needs to talk about how great it is and you take him SERIOUSLY? God help us all. What a bunch of snowflakes!
You have heard of a "joke," right? You know, as in "comedy"? If not look it up sometime. Try George Carlin. Don Rickles. But first things first: start by trying not to take every comment a performer (no less, a COMEDY performer) utters onstage so seriously.
