The pig in the police car segment is not from the USA, but Australia. The Australian emergency phone number is 000, not 911 as in the US. And the vehicle is Holden Commodore, an Australian made car. The research team really needs to get their facts right. Sheessh
Jack! Why do UK broadcasters have no idea how to pronounce Pacific Island states?! It's not exactly difficult. "Palau" is not hard - start with the rice dish (pilau), and just tweak it.. I'll grant you, "Kiribati" is tricky (pron. "Kiribaass"), but honestly, there must be someone in the BBC who can give a pronunciation guide to presenters!!! This happens often...
The act with the dogs, why do we assume that the dog escaping was the same dog that had just been locked up? It could have been another dog that had been previously arrested and was then escaping....
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?"
+Liz king To be fair Acaster isn't funny. He's just the product of a very young consumer state and too many people telling him he IS funny, yourself for example