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@Doomboy292
@Doomboy292 8 лет назад
Blood is Red. Bruises are Blue. I pressed all your pressure points, Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
@Melili1996
@Melili1996 8 лет назад
+Nonye Anyanwu sugoi
@sabtraction4187
@sabtraction4187 8 лет назад
AHAHAHHA
@Konchatus
@Konchatus 8 лет назад
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
@ATP980
@ATP980 8 лет назад
little late but kek
@rachelholden792
@rachelholden792 8 лет назад
I forgot what anime that's from! Can any of you tell me?
@LostPause
@LostPause 8 лет назад
Oh, you know why you're friends with me. ;)
@somerandomguy5995
@somerandomguy5995 8 лет назад
Are you cumming to Japan?
@paulallen9079
@paulallen9079 8 лет назад
Let the ship BEGIN!
@somerandomguy5995
@somerandomguy5995 8 лет назад
coming*
@whimsygoblin7620
@whimsygoblin7620 8 лет назад
+Some Random Guy :/
@somerandomguy5995
@somerandomguy5995 8 лет назад
+Xtreme Pikachu Lover It wasn't on purpose, or was it..........
@cuppawolnir9031
@cuppawolnir9031 8 лет назад
Roses are red, Violets are red too, everything is red. God damn it Yuno.
@mewmew8259
@mewmew8259 8 лет назад
Beautiful
@ronansilverknight8218
@ronansilverknight8218 8 лет назад
doesnt rhyme
@terry_thewitch
@terry_thewitch 8 лет назад
+Ronan Silverknight It's called a free verse
@meenacally
@meenacally 8 лет назад
roses are red i can here yuuki everything is red oh god its yuno
@SirDuckyTheLazy
@SirDuckyTheLazy 8 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHA
@lollol339bleh6
@lollol339bleh6 7 лет назад
Roses are Red That much is true Violets are purple Not fucking blue
@summerisnothere4774
@summerisnothere4774 7 лет назад
Lollol339 Bleh nice pp. the road to Eldorado is the best
@TheeRatMousey
@TheeRatMousey 7 лет назад
Lollol339 Bleh Your comment brightened my life.... Now I have 20% more faith in humanity...
@cyber-animations
@cyber-animations 7 лет назад
Actually Violets are Violet. LoL!
@blaulich5282
@blaulich5282 7 лет назад
lal
@seikuraku7513
@seikuraku7513 7 лет назад
Violet is technically a shade of purple and that's why everyone shortens the rainbow song to ROYGBP instead of of ROYGBIV
@nadsaw
@nadsaw 8 лет назад
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT TOO!
@dumbdumb8526
@dumbdumb8526 8 лет назад
Good one
@ninjaassassinanimelovercat2141
awesome me too^^
@cmsully1
@cmsully1 8 лет назад
+NotADamSaw *slow clap*
@ninjaassassinanimelovercat2141
cmsully1 wow Hehe^^
@dorianpreston5389
@dorianpreston5389 8 лет назад
+NotADamSaw *single tear* beautiful
@felixisdying2974
@felixisdying2974 8 лет назад
Winter is cold Summer is hot Shinji, get in the fucking robot
@MaryMonck-sn3ng
@MaryMonck-sn3ng 8 лет назад
That line, anybody who has seen anime knows it XD
@aswirlything5838
@aswirlything5838 8 лет назад
nailed it
@froggy-the-fresh
@froggy-the-fresh 8 лет назад
Terra Namil yasssss!
@Ari-ce7uj
@Ari-ce7uj 8 лет назад
I love this so much you have no idea XDDD
@hasch5756
@hasch5756 7 лет назад
Except winter doesn't exist after the second impact
@byXxRavenxX
@byXxRavenxX 8 лет назад
Roses are red >Palms are sweaty >Weak knees, arms heavy >There's vomit on my sweater already >Moms spaghetti
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 8 лет назад
He keeps forgetting the moms spaghetti.
@ninjaassassinanimelovercat2141
the hole crowd rarrrs so loud he opens his mouth but the words won't come out he's choking now
@psychoticwater8110
@psychoticwater8110 8 лет назад
+ninja assassin animelover cat person The clock's run out, time's up, over, BLAOW! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity ((o(^O^)o))
@ninjaassassinanimelovercat2141
Oh there goes (?) He won't give up that easy
@ninjaassassinanimelovercat2141
Psychotic Water sorry haven't listen to song for a while
@avivalon337
@avivalon337 8 лет назад
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Saitama is the older version Of Calliou!
@thalia.p6312
@thalia.p6312 7 лет назад
Aviv Alon this deserves a lot of likes 😂
@rainbownekogirl1533
@rainbownekogirl1533 7 лет назад
Aviv Alon ikr
@GhoulLife-ou7ug
@GhoulLife-ou7ug 6 лет назад
Aviv Alon well done * claps *
@princessthyemis
@princessthyemis 6 лет назад
Oh my gosh that's great! It could so work hahaha!!!
@jamesyeoman794
@jamesyeoman794 8 лет назад
Ring a ring a roses The world is full of Lolis Oh god Oh god There's the police
@jamesyeoman794
@jamesyeoman794 8 лет назад
+James Yeoman I bet you thought I was out of my mind for a second there but it is still a poem. POEMS DONT HAVE TO START WITH "roses are red, violets are blue" GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE!
@jamesyeoman794
@jamesyeoman794 7 лет назад
KawaiiKitty 72 oh... shit... my bad...
@spacebastard9297
@spacebastard9297 7 лет назад
lol
@Ari-ce7uj
@Ari-ce7uj 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Ice skaters are gay And I am too
@kyleewomack3673
@kyleewomack3673 7 лет назад
I love them Yuri references
@Ari-ce7uj
@Ari-ce7uj 7 лет назад
Kylee Womack I was way too proud of my reference lmao
@kyleewomack3673
@kyleewomack3673 7 лет назад
Just Some Person In This World that's just perfect
@sameythesavagecyborg732
@sameythesavagecyborg732 7 лет назад
Just Some Person In This World yuri on ice is best
@elizabethruiz9469
@elizabethruiz9469 7 лет назад
Just Some Person In This World This made my week!
@joshlerio2527
@joshlerio2527 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Microwave
@jianna9840
@jianna9840 8 лет назад
XD me
@yourgoodfellowquentin4418
@yourgoodfellowquentin4418 8 лет назад
You made me laugh. Great job.
@amarajuneau
@amarajuneau 8 лет назад
M E
@joshlerio2527
@joshlerio2527 8 лет назад
jokes
@atotalfiasco4213
@atotalfiasco4213 8 лет назад
Perfect XD
@nodame
@nodame 7 лет назад
Plisetsky is red Katsuki is blue Both of them are gay And we have no fucking clue.
@kylap8961
@kylap8961 7 лет назад
Nodame Senpai *had but other than that good job
@Lilly2055
@Lilly2055 8 лет назад
Roses are red Marco is dead (this is half a poem. let that sink in)
@julianna5940
@julianna5940 8 лет назад
Wow.
@apollinirish5515
@apollinirish5515 8 лет назад
Poor upper and lower Marco, seperated at death
@김재연-x9s
@김재연-x9s 8 лет назад
That was ruthless 😂😂 it left me petrafied
@absoluteballs
@absoluteballs 8 лет назад
EVERYTHING IS FIFTY PERCENT OFF AT MARCO MART DESU
@areetablack5301
@areetablack5301 8 лет назад
*slow clap*
@Soraking007
@Soraking007 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue Ed....ward? too soon?
@MaryMonck-sn3ng
@MaryMonck-sn3ng 8 лет назад
Yes too soon, I finish that anime soo long ago but I crie every time
@Soraking007
@Soraking007 8 лет назад
Manga Art Random Things im not sorry ive had my firend trolling me with nina memes for about 2 or so years its time someone else got some too.
@miriamnayelifigueroaherrer9811
MY HEART!! QnQ
@anykindofway1336
@anykindofway1336 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue This joke was too soon I hate you..
@bluejayfinch
@bluejayfinch 7 лет назад
CardriderDraw - Level2 I hate you and love you at the same time
@violetsuwu
@violetsuwu 6 лет назад
Roses are pink violets are... Pink everything is...pink THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE welcome to Danganronpa my friends
@moonyoonii7812
@moonyoonii7812 6 лет назад
Himiko is red. Tsumugi Is Blue, Your Waifu is dead, Junko is too
@ishroop5318
@ishroop5318 5 лет назад
Liz.1910 THANK GOD
@ishroop5318
@ishroop5318 5 лет назад
WolfGamez YT himiko is red, tsumugi is blue, why’d you kill kaede, what’d she do?!
@zwch_
@zwch_ 4 года назад
I MISS KAEDE
@catrinlouisedurham3309
@catrinlouisedurham3309 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Ouran high school host club Is the place for you
@catrinlouisedurham3309
@catrinlouisedurham3309 8 лет назад
Roses are red so is blood Petras dead...TITANS
@trashydemon4788
@trashydemon4788 8 лет назад
Kitsune Kyojin Anime I'm using that XD
@greyrabbit9319
@greyrabbit9319 8 лет назад
More like Roses are red Violets are blue Ouran high school host club Won't ever get season 2
@louise4152
@louise4152 7 лет назад
Cat the crazy Kitsune My face is red But my shirt is blue (literally) Ouran Highschool Host Club Made me cringe like you -I AM SO SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT- -I JUST DIDN'T ENJOY IT-
@bluejayfinch
@bluejayfinch 7 лет назад
GreyRabbit kiss kiss false alarm!
@fatmaisktekbas3503
@fatmaisktekbas3503 8 лет назад
Roses are white Violets are black I'm fucking colorblind What a sack of crap Written by my Doge, may her colors rest in peeps.
@terracotta1150
@terracotta1150 8 лет назад
BEST POEM 2016
@zuzuronis
@zuzuronis 8 лет назад
HAHAHAHA
@allexystraeger9740
@allexystraeger9740 8 лет назад
lol
@JustWhit
@JustWhit 8 лет назад
XD
@dante10581
@dante10581 8 лет назад
roses are grey violets are a different shade of grey im a dog feed me food senpai chan kun san
@Imnotevenhuman
@Imnotevenhuman 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue I am a mad scientist El Psy Kongroo
@HappyChibi
@HappyChibi 8 лет назад
10/10
@bentoby2123
@bentoby2123 8 лет назад
+Aievuog Yra LOL
@void2400
@void2400 8 лет назад
TUTURUU!!!!!!
@blue.the.locust5284
@blue.the.locust5284 8 лет назад
+Aievuog Yra Roses are red Violets are blue I am mad scientist Is SO COOL! (sonofabitch...)
@horiphin
@horiphin 8 лет назад
YESSHHS
@leopriv69
@leopriv69 7 лет назад
Roses are red My butt is in heaven Because it got kicked By the Legend27
@3utterfly727
@3utterfly727 7 лет назад
Tiptoe the Dino 👌🏻
@parkyoondae591
@parkyoondae591 7 лет назад
Only the people who got this ad could get it.
@raphaelvanrijn9600
@raphaelvanrijn9600 6 лет назад
Masterpiece 👏
@testsubject7881
@testsubject7881 6 лет назад
69 likes
@misakikizuru1534
@misakikizuru1534 7 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Attack on Titan finally got season 2!
@faizanhejazi8080
@faizanhejazi8080 4 года назад
roses are red my dick is sore attack on titan finally got season 4
@maluca-jq2wd
@maluca-jq2wd 8 лет назад
Joey calling Aki 'homie' seems really weird now lol
@wisp9856
@wisp9856 4 года назад
You think it was weird then?
@megasupergames
@megasupergames 8 лет назад
Light is red. L is blue. I've won. Just according to keikaku. (Keikaku means plan)
@arnodorian1752
@arnodorian1752 8 лет назад
kusoge
@Badmintonbottle
@Badmintonbottle 8 лет назад
omg HAHAHAHAHAHA
@fhilbertjonathan7158
@fhilbertjonathan7158 8 лет назад
dafuq?
@aimia100
@aimia100 8 лет назад
Dem reference yo!
@BBBoyRunningOnBBGrlHardware
@BBBoyRunningOnBBGrlHardware 8 лет назад
Roses are red, RU-vid just died, Here come the fanboys, Hide Joey, hide.
@emi8635
@emi8635 8 лет назад
Karma is red Nagisa is blue If you ever go to class 3-E tAkE Me WitH yOU
@kitscott6814
@kitscott6814 8 лет назад
If you're going to 3-E Then I will too You don't need to take me I'll lead you Because you see, I'm in 3-E I killed someone (a class fool) And with their blood I asked to be sent to the top of a mountain for school.
@trashpidgeon2878
@trashpidgeon2878 5 лет назад
*Crys in a corner* Korosensei!
@alicerose7920
@alicerose7920 8 лет назад
Yandere poem: Rose's are red, Handcuffs are naughty, If you ever left me, they'd never find the body.
@xoMissTaylorDivine
@xoMissTaylorDivine 8 лет назад
me af
@kessu5290
@kessu5290 8 лет назад
+Princess Lola ughh stop acting like a psycho or yandere.
@Tameka1187
@Tameka1187 8 лет назад
did you get that from noble
@alicerose7920
@alicerose7920 8 лет назад
Nichole Griggs No?? I found this on my own like last year.
@Tameka1187
@Tameka1187 8 лет назад
+Alice Bates just checking
@thelegendavrs3333
@thelegendavrs3333 8 лет назад
Suburu'd be like: Roses are red Violets are blue You said you love me, But Emilia is my waifu
@leavengg2919
@leavengg2919 8 лет назад
TUTTURUUUUU
@benjaminbvk
@benjaminbvk 8 лет назад
CelesS I know its bad, but which animu is that? Ive seen so many memes but I still dont know....
@leavengg2919
@leavengg2919 8 лет назад
Steins; Gate
@benjaminbvk
@benjaminbvk 8 лет назад
CelesS Thnx
@hiddengem336
@hiddengem336 7 лет назад
Aren't you supposed to be dead celestia?
@hiddengem336
@hiddengem336 7 лет назад
dr. crab I've not no
@roselynflame
@roselynflame 8 лет назад
Roses are Red, Love is Rare, Booty Booty Booty Rockin' Everywhere.
@vortexconnor
@vortexconnor 7 лет назад
BurntRice XD
@GhoulLife-ou7ug
@GhoulLife-ou7ug 6 лет назад
roselyn just the best
@ariesisnthomerightnow..379
@ariesisnthomerightnow..379 8 лет назад
Yuno's ribbons are red and her phone is blue she loves Yukki and stalks him to
@meg.da.kachidog-p
@meg.da.kachidog-p 8 лет назад
I love it. 😃
@o.s8611
@o.s8611 8 лет назад
#iwanttobeyuki
@o.s8611
@o.s8611 8 лет назад
#iwanttobeyuki
@overfeen
@overfeen 8 лет назад
W
@ninjaassassinanimelovercat2141
Lol 😂😂😂😂
@ishouldprobablysleepnow7953
@ishouldprobablysleepnow7953 7 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers And the middle one is for you
@graceevakelly2283
@graceevakelly2283 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are dandy Get in my van kids And I'll give you some candy!
@chrisgonzalez2744
@chrisgonzalez2744 7 лет назад
Grace Eva Kelly if she's 12 I'm 12
@nicolasbiller7486
@nicolasbiller7486 6 лет назад
Wasn't that in YIAY?
@triprs4896
@triprs4896 5 лет назад
"Always trust a man in a big white van!" -)
@iceluvndiva21
@iceluvndiva21 3 года назад
FBI GET DOWN!
@s0ph_r0se1
@s0ph_r0se1 8 лет назад
I have attack on titan poemTwinkle twinkle Marco's deadPetra fell and broke her neckLevi lost his scouting teamEren heard his mothers screamsTwinkle twinkle Marcos deadThis show screwed me In the head.
@rania8468
@rania8468 6 лет назад
👏 👏 amazing😂😂😂😂
@tableprinterdoor
@tableprinterdoor 6 лет назад
Lol
@katylepetsos7512
@katylepetsos7512 5 лет назад
That fucking hurts
@Owlboi
@Owlboi 7 лет назад
Roses are Red Violets are Red Sunflowers are Red MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE
@that.k-pop.trasheu_whoaint8010
roses are red violets are blue the anime man is the best and you know it too! (omg this is bad)
@watermelonboba5221
@watermelonboba5221 7 лет назад
levi 1223 preach
@vinhhoang6217
@vinhhoang6217 8 лет назад
"Roses are grey Violet is another shade of grey lets go chase cars." -Perspective from a dog. (Bo Burnham)
@trashbin4408
@trashbin4408 8 лет назад
YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU xD
@vinhhoang6217
@vinhhoang6217 8 лет назад
thank you? ...slowly backs away. (Just kidding.) :)
@trashbin4408
@trashbin4408 8 лет назад
Vinh Hoang x"3
@coolstar4227
@coolstar4227 8 лет назад
Whoop whoop Bo Burnham fans! I have found my people ;~;
@aswirlything5838
@aswirlything5838 8 лет назад
or 50 shades of grey
@d34thscryb3
@d34thscryb3 7 лет назад
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, All according to keikaku"
@theblackotaku328
@theblackotaku328 8 лет назад
The umbrella scene from another had me scared walkin down a couple of steps with umbrella for a couple months. That sh!t was scary as fuck!
@MXCN_El1011
@MXCN_El1011 8 лет назад
Me trying to make it up the stair way to heaven
@ankeliyankiu
@ankeliyankiu 7 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Join the anime fandom And become a fujoshi too
@mellifiora
@mellifiora 8 лет назад
Blood is red Sibyl is blue A criminal mind A clouded hue :D
@ShozubonGG_2426
@ShozubonGG_2426 8 лет назад
love this one XD
@zwei6081
@zwei6081 8 лет назад
Soooo underrated comment
@pileofpixels3436
@pileofpixels3436 8 лет назад
Love psycho pass
@fluffykitty6540
@fluffykitty6540 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Panda hero... To the rescue! Palapapapapala- Papapalapa... are wa kitto PANDA HIIROO.
@BlueLillica
@BlueLillica 8 лет назад
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
@angeikuff3834
@angeikuff3834 8 лет назад
Yanderes be like: Roses are red Violets are blue Be my valentine I'll be waiting for you Blood is read Bruises are blue Don't say 'no'
@Elizabeth-ul6uf
@Elizabeth-ul6uf 6 лет назад
I cant read blood.
@mystriolu4407
@mystriolu4407 8 лет назад
Noble and Joey making two cringe videos in the same day!? Madness!
@Taku-Artworks
@Taku-Artworks 8 лет назад
+Myst Riolu Madness? THIS IS....THIS IS....actually I don't know....Nekos?
@artsyebonyrose
@artsyebonyrose 8 лет назад
+Taku Artworks SPARTAAAA
@jean-lucchessher7065
@jean-lucchessher7065 8 лет назад
+Black_Blossom my dogs nicknames S Spartacus
@peterbrooke7146
@peterbrooke7146 8 лет назад
today was a good day haha
@sterlingmuse5808
@sterlingmuse5808 8 лет назад
+Myst Riolu Isn't that every day though? Pretty sure thats why I'm subscribed to both of them, actually. Anime-cringe
@Tahmitron697
@Tahmitron697 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Anime is a mistake So is your laifu
@thirstymemehunter2000
@thirstymemehunter2000 8 лет назад
Savage
@abdullahislam4830
@abdullahislam4830 8 лет назад
FeelsBadMan
@yudodis4923
@yudodis4923 8 лет назад
Ayyy that moment you are a mistake .-.
@Tahmitron697
@Tahmitron697 8 лет назад
+Depressed white man. I haven't got a chill
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 8 лет назад
If you think about, ever child is the cumshot our mother should have swallowed.
@teddyvalenzuela1592
@teddyvalenzuela1592 8 лет назад
Light's eyes are red, L's eyes are blue, Let me write down this note, Just 40 seconds for you. You try to defy me, The police do too, But with my contingencies, I'm better than you. So you found me I see, Keep watching you twit, I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!!! Crooks drop like flies, You might find this odd, I'll make a new world, with me as its God. My plans come together, It worked so well, You lay there before me, I defeated you L! Now I'm in control, Just seen as a fellow, But what is this now, Who the hell is Mellow? An annoyance is all, He's nothing to fear, But who is this now?! Some kid named Near. They have me cornered, This cannot end now, But my power was taken! No other thoughts but "How?" I escaped them, Red blood on my sleeve, A Shinigami laughs, It's time to leave. With my work unfinished, If only I could- My heart beat stops, My eyes close for good.
@shim-kyu6811
@shim-kyu6811 8 лет назад
Omg that was really good XD Light should have just eated the damm potatoes but "Kira" fate called him
@teddyvalenzuela1592
@teddyvalenzuela1592 8 лет назад
+Marcela Pereira Thanks :) This is what happens when I don't get enough sleep. It's fun though.
@ruinenlust_
@ruinenlust_ 8 лет назад
+Teddy Valenzuela GG, awesome!
@shim-kyu6811
@shim-kyu6811 8 лет назад
Haha when I don't get enough sleep I don't write amazing poems like you... I just look like a zombie
@teddyvalenzuela1592
@teddyvalenzuela1592 8 лет назад
+Marcela Pereira I get that way too. I gotta sleep right but I never do
@matthewmiller7207
@matthewmiller7207 7 лет назад
Roses are red But mean nothing to me. I only need your smile. Nico Nico Nii~!
@randomnessinc9170
@randomnessinc9170 8 лет назад
Blood is red. Yukki's eyes are pale blue. Better run Joey, Yuno's coming for you.
@rambunctioustroglodyte3
@rambunctioustroglodyte3 8 лет назад
blood is red yukkis eyes are pale blue better run joey yuno whos coming for u no ? ok
@randomnessinc9170
@randomnessinc9170 8 лет назад
Lel
@aimia100
@aimia100 8 лет назад
+Dinara Byas AAAAYYYYYEEEEEEEE. Nice one! ;)
@anyankar.hvastar9448
@anyankar.hvastar9448 8 лет назад
YUNO'S POEM TO YUKKI! roses are red violets are blue I'll kill anyone for you Yukki, even if it includes killing myself too!
@Xaytattoos
@Xaytattoos 8 лет назад
roses are red Ciel's eyes are blue Sebastian's comming... *drops the pantsu*
@cielphantomhive2587
@cielphantomhive2587 8 лет назад
+Digi Ghoul Okay...
@postapocalypticracoon3736
@postapocalypticracoon3736 8 лет назад
that one was good
@zv-alcapone-vz8938
@zv-alcapone-vz8938 8 лет назад
Your picture is perfect with that poem
@shannonangle218
@shannonangle218 8 лет назад
This is perfect XD
@kaiszo5969
@kaiszo5969 8 лет назад
+Digi Ghoul THIS IS THE BEST
@themarshal9885
@themarshal9885 8 лет назад
That last one was so accurate it was painful, my waifu died. :'(
@zZach___
@zZach___ 8 лет назад
Same :(
@watercolor4998
@watercolor4998 8 лет назад
why do you remember me that
@captaintreeko3188
@captaintreeko3188 8 лет назад
hm... none of my waifus died anyway... it would take me awhile to decide which of the...3? are my fav (Aoyoma from Sakurasou, Aoba from Keijo, Alice from Shokugeki, Theresia from Re:Zero, or Hifumi from New Game)
@themarshal9885
@themarshal9885 8 лет назад
Captain Treeko My waifu was that one girl from Evangelion.
@hasch5756
@hasch5756 7 лет назад
From this point hence, I can't Return by Death; I envy thee, who can transmute thy foe, A Future Diary I do not have, What shall become of mine I do not know. I stand against the Gate of Babylon, To call my death, a simple Note suffice, A magikarp my only pokémon; I played with alchemy, I pay the price. The Geass' pressing power I can't flee, Of Ghosts in Shells I haven't caught a hunch, And while thy mech can throw a galaxy, I could not last myself through One mere Punch. O were I just a schoolgirl from K-On, Or only still a cat from Sailor Moon, Then were my struggle with temptation done, Since housework looms on me before 'tis noon...
@seantaylor2683
@seantaylor2683 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue This yandere loves you And you'll love her too
@ladtheoneandonly4980
@ladtheoneandonly4980 8 лет назад
+Sean Taylor Senpai: Roses are red People are dead Just backing away now CAUSE YOU AREN'T RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
@thatguyjared8560
@thatguyjared8560 8 лет назад
+Sean Taylor Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything is red, Oh fuck, everything is on fire.
@ParfaitOperationalGuidebook
@ParfaitOperationalGuidebook 8 лет назад
Roses are red, violets are blue Why the fuck should i even love you You have killed people left and right, all of this you have done in spite. So now im getting the fuck outta here Oh shit, why in the world is this knife in my rear?
@jess_the_kid19
@jess_the_kid19 8 лет назад
Roses are red, Violets are blue, "I wanna be a magical girl!!" "Kyubey how could you? ;-;"
@startledkuroha4166
@startledkuroha4166 8 лет назад
I'm dead inside
@kellswiss
@kellswiss 8 лет назад
;-; why
@kyokyoniizukyo7171
@kyokyoniizukyo7171 8 лет назад
+jess_the_kid dead inside! doododododo SNAP doododoodo SNAP!
@HappyChibi
@HappyChibi 8 лет назад
niiiice
@startledkuroha4166
@startledkuroha4166 8 лет назад
some of these poems are really witty and I wish I had thought of them first
@kamixakadio2441
@kamixakadio2441 8 лет назад
Roses Are black Violets are black everything is *black* *Butler*
@anonymoususer3561
@anonymoususer3561 8 лет назад
+Kami 10/10
@ParfaitOperationalGuidebook
@ParfaitOperationalGuidebook 8 лет назад
U colorblind?
@ShozubonGG_2426
@ShozubonGG_2426 8 лет назад
WP OMG XD
@kaiszo5969
@kaiszo5969 8 лет назад
+Kami YES OMG THIS IS THE BEST ONE
@soniaoliveira4247
@soniaoliveira4247 8 лет назад
+Kami OMGGG IT'S PARADISE!!!
@samanthagrey4088
@samanthagrey4088 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue my opinion on yaoi? wooohooo! (I'm sorry if it sucks)
@ruinenlust_
@ruinenlust_ 8 лет назад
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your poem is shit. And so are you.
@samanthagrey4088
@samanthagrey4088 8 лет назад
[ IFDIFGIF ] roses are red Violets are blue My opinion is... FUCK YOU! Better? 😊
@sameythesavagecyborg732
@sameythesavagecyborg732 7 лет назад
Samantha Grey roses are red violets are blue my opinion in yuri WHEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@sinnqueen9055
@sinnqueen9055 7 лет назад
Yuuri is gay Victor is gay too Chris is a shit Chris fuck you I'm so great :)
@xjbmi1695
@xjbmi1695 7 лет назад
A poem from a russian Yuri!!!On ice fan Roses are red Violets are blue Victor is russian Yurio is too
@twilightdawn3233
@twilightdawn3233 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are red everything's red i think ive been shot
@ladytyburn8890
@ladytyburn8890 8 лет назад
+Darren Spencer I had to think of Ryuunosuke (Fate/Zero)
@beegoodman8172
@beegoodman8172 8 лет назад
lol haha
@ggwp638BC
@ggwp638BC 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue You have a daugther and a dog? Shou Tucker has one too! (FMA)
@hunnybeeblues
@hunnybeeblues 8 лет назад
Noooo whyyyyyyyyyy fuuuuukkkkkk
@cloudvii166
@cloudvii166 8 лет назад
+GGWP too soon bro too soon
@penaxor
@penaxor 8 лет назад
+GGWP Fuck. Right in the feels.
@icecream3319
@icecream3319 8 лет назад
Now that's fucked up.
@AdroSlice
@AdroSlice 8 лет назад
+GGWP Fuck you. That´s sad. xD
@teymichelle69
@teymichelle69 8 лет назад
3:33 I had water in my mouth and it almost came out cuz I laffed so hard
@fromg4198
@fromg4198 8 лет назад
Shawntey Sanchez *cause *laughed
@aries6663
@aries6663 7 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue there's so much seasons in dbz I can't catch up boo hoo!!!!
@SethDrez
@SethDrez 7 лет назад
So true. But Detective Conan and One Piece have even more D^;
@aries6663
@aries6663 7 лет назад
Seth Drez 😢
@Xenoblade_Natsu
@Xenoblade_Natsu 8 лет назад
Roses are red handcuffs are naughty if you ever left me they'd never find the body (just think of Yuno holding an axe while smiling to experience true fear)
@Xenoblade_Natsu
@Xenoblade_Natsu 8 лет назад
+JaviShippuden I got another one wait... ORAS takes place in Hoenn mine in spanish is mio you thought this was a poem? BUT IT WAS ME DIO!
@riftaquarius3437
@riftaquarius3437 8 лет назад
+JaviShippuden *bows to the master*
@desshiwaza4065
@desshiwaza4065 8 лет назад
Lol the Yuno one is from a meme
@Xenoblade_Natsu
@Xenoblade_Natsu 8 лет назад
it is
@Porakki
@Porakki 8 лет назад
+JaviShippuden (read in ingrish for better effect) Blood is red but you're really lucky that you ended up with me aren't you, Yukki? I tried but it sounds so weird
@Banana-dc1ov
@Banana-dc1ov 8 лет назад
Dear Yuno, Your hair is pink My hair is gray I'm sorry to tell you but me and yukki are gay Sorry not sorry, Akise
@theangelfromhell1740
@theangelfromhell1740 8 лет назад
*sighs* He would never stoop so low. And his hair is more lavender than grey
@101kittycatcool
@101kittycatcool 8 лет назад
I LOVE THIS HOLY SHIT AHAHAHA
@Banana-dc1ov
@Banana-dc1ov 8 лет назад
Silver Senpai but lavender doesn't really sound good with gay don't you think?
@NosferatuNights
@NosferatuNights 8 лет назад
FU CK
@babelle2904
@babelle2904 8 лет назад
Roses are red, violets are blue, tony hawks pro skater 2
@James-so4mf
@James-so4mf 8 лет назад
I like jacksfilms too.
@lindabcarpentersings
@lindabcarpentersings 8 лет назад
Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave
@DreamieQueen
@DreamieQueen 8 лет назад
Why they all start with "Roses are red, violets are blue'' XD
@ijrahniehavereven557
@ijrahniehavereven557 8 лет назад
Dreamie Queen because he asked for those types of poems
@DreamieQueen
@DreamieQueen 8 лет назад
Ohhh! I see! Thanks :)
@Mako_Moogle
@Mako_Moogle 8 лет назад
Hideyoshi is Hideyoshi. Any straight guy who has seen Baka and Test was at least a little confused when it came to thinking about him
@dumbdumb8526
@dumbdumb8526 8 лет назад
It's sad but true.
@CraftingMenace
@CraftingMenace 8 лет назад
i agree
@milwaukeerican5
@milwaukeerican5 8 лет назад
+The "Do what I wanna do" Channel 3 traps that make you confused as fuck hideyoshi,ruka,buzam from vandread
@DisgaeMi
@DisgaeMi 8 лет назад
+The "Do what I wanna do" Channel Doesn't help that him and his sister look alike
@sbgsbgkaafafksfs5537
@sbgsbgkaafafksfs5537 7 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue. Attack on titan said: there will be a season two. I don't believe that It will continue to next year You think that too.
@Yara-dz6th
@Yara-dz6th 7 лет назад
Roses are red I'm done with this shit I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT
@aramallo1726
@aramallo1726 8 лет назад
Your diary is red My diary is blue Senpai please notice me YUUUUUUUKKI ~~
@SkoFam
@SkoFam 8 лет назад
so true
@RovenzVlog
@RovenzVlog 8 лет назад
YUUUUUUUKKKII ~~ God, Yuno Gasai.
@pommeko7804
@pommeko7804 8 лет назад
Wait wot mah brother Yuno is also involved too?
@SatansMeme
@SatansMeme 8 лет назад
omg yyyyaaasss!!!!! 😂😂😂
@madeleinerose2089
@madeleinerose2089 7 лет назад
Leave your answers in the comments beloooow I'll pick my favourite in the next episode of YIAY
@snanananas5286
@snanananas5286 8 лет назад
Here is mine Jigouko Jigouko With the bread in my mouth Im running towards the school in the south Jigouko jigouko Oh no I'm tripping Jigouko jigouko now I'm slipping Jigouko jigouko I'm falling down But there was my senpai, my only one in town Jigouko jigouko Is this cliché? Jigouko jigouko no this is anime
@psychoticwater8110
@psychoticwater8110 8 лет назад
+Snan Ananas sheeet man i hope joey picks you poem next time was niceee
@snanananas5286
@snanananas5286 8 лет назад
+Psychotic Water thank you very much
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 8 лет назад
+Snan Ananas At least it will add variety to the poems. Instead of the same one over and over and over and over.... and over.
@nyer
@nyer 8 лет назад
Correction : Its "Chikoku" Not "Jigouko"... [ Not Even Close ]
@snanananas5286
@snanananas5286 8 лет назад
+NyanimeGamer look at my face, do I look like I care? I don't have Japanese class and I'm not from Japan so fuck that
@jshenell
@jshenell 7 лет назад
Blood is red Armins eyes are blue AOT is finely getting a season 2
@olgasultani232
@olgasultani232 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Marco died Armin probably will too
@void2400
@void2400 8 лет назад
Facts
@jademaniquis1619
@jademaniquis1619 8 лет назад
Stop
@rkhazzz
@rkhazzz 8 лет назад
+Olga Sultani how dare
@actioncat4457
@actioncat4457 8 лет назад
+Olga Sultani just as long as its not levi, were good.
@voltage5397
@voltage5397 8 лет назад
Well, here's hoping!
@frelynart
@frelynart 8 лет назад
Cringe is red, Curiosity makes me antsy, But my heart still beats to MAKURA NO DANSHI!!!
@ASELittleK
@ASELittleK 8 лет назад
+10View1 Veeery Clever! :)
@frelynart
@frelynart 8 лет назад
Tohru Yazaki A San-kyu very much
@anttivetelainen9975
@anttivetelainen9975 8 лет назад
Thanks for the nightmares.
@frelynart
@frelynart 8 лет назад
Bac I didn't think it this poem would actually affect people. I didn't think it was good at all xD
@nyny2114
@nyny2114 8 лет назад
the last one wiped the smile off of my face
@ronansilverknight8218
@ronansilverknight8218 8 лет назад
rip ur waifu
@captaintreeko3188
@captaintreeko3188 8 лет назад
Your blood is red All must be shed Including my own -Akame ga Kill
@하나하키-z6f
@하나하키-z6f 8 лет назад
Roses are red Here's something new: Violets are violet They're not f****** blue 😂👉👉 《HA.》
@하나하키-z6f
@하나하키-z6f 8 лет назад
+Kat Perez Shhhhh. it's the count that thoughts.
@하나하키-z6f
@하나하키-z6f 8 лет назад
*thought that counts
@rickgrimes5192
@rickgrimes5192 8 лет назад
lol
@potatoprince1151
@potatoprince1151 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue if I'm the anime man WHO THE FAK ARE YOU!!!!!
@classywasabiroll8866
@classywasabiroll8866 8 лет назад
Thank you for having your facts straight. :)
@itsjooby
@itsjooby 8 лет назад
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Marco is dead, And your feels are too
@mackiereyes7574
@mackiereyes7574 8 лет назад
F U T_T
@mackiereyes7574
@mackiereyes7574 8 лет назад
***** ... WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
@mackiereyes7574
@mackiereyes7574 8 лет назад
Okay, you know what? Roses are red, Violets are blue, Annie betrayed them, And killed Levi's team too.
@mackiereyes7574
@mackiereyes7574 8 лет назад
***** T-T
@abbiphilippe7901
@abbiphilippe7901 8 лет назад
😭 marco made me cry!!! The feels!!!!
@tryalo9572
@tryalo9572 7 лет назад
Opposite of yuri on ICE gay on Fire
@alfataga9145
@alfataga9145 6 лет назад
Opposite is Yaoi under Lava dood
@Anthropoworphous
@Anthropoworphous 6 лет назад
Roses are red and that is true Violets are violets it's not fxxking blue
@vii.bxllavi
@vii.bxllavi 8 лет назад
Roses Are Red, Violets are blue. This year be, Aot Season 2. Natsu is red, Levi's team is dead, He saw Isabel's decapitated head. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Anime is life, gfto Weeaboos Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem sucks, but it's better than yours too Roses Are Red, Violets are blue, I'm running out of Ideas, Someone please call Waifuu Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sasuke is gay, Naruto is too. Sakura likes Sasuke, Sasuke's an ass, Itachi is Lifuu, Get the fck off, he's my Waifuu Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Hentai is a chicken, wearing a tie. Don't you freaking get it, IT'S CALLED HEN-TIE, What is doesn't rhyme? WELL GUESS WHAT SHERLOCK, YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! These poems are epic, these poems are great, and If Sakura would rate it, It'll be 8/8 Sasuke likes Onigiri, Itachi likes Dango, but here's freaking Naruto, his hair looks like a mango Orochimaru is a Pedo Kakashi's a pervert, but hay, here's Sasuke saying Hentai's not worth it Roses are red, Violets are blue, Ciel's parents died, you could say they got fried. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Saitama is sure gonna fck you. Roses are red, Violets are blue, hurry up and like this comment, I'll be waiting for you ;)
@marywatts1835
@marywatts1835 7 лет назад
I saw CDawgVA in one of the tweets and I screamed for a second.
@alexathamcgregor6197
@alexathamcgregor6197 6 лет назад
SAME!!!!!
@CokeBearPlays
@CokeBearPlays 8 лет назад
Roses are red Centipedes are long Kaneki Ken did nothing wrong
@blindbee6450
@blindbee6450 8 лет назад
T-T
@jbtask3403
@jbtask3403 8 лет назад
I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY DIS POEMM
@mackiereyes7574
@mackiereyes7574 8 лет назад
CRI WHY
@TheMrCarnification
@TheMrCarnification 8 лет назад
Roses are red The finale has come Hideyoshi is dead Let's go home.
@ieattoddlers1368
@ieattoddlers1368 8 лет назад
LET'S GO HOME
@cmlol6682
@cmlol6682 6 лет назад
Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.... It's not what you think, it's a Lipton's teabag.
@rebeccaluvs1077
@rebeccaluvs1077 6 лет назад
Best poem ever
@pdp6839
@pdp6839 5 лет назад
Amazing, just amazing
@remiliascarletdevil8198
@remiliascarletdevil8198 8 лет назад
Roses are red, Violets are not blue, Joey-senpai pleasu, MAKE A FUCKING PART 2!
@stageplay262
@stageplay262 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue yandere dev gets a lot of emails they're from MIDORI GURINUUUUUUUUU!
@vindictator4190
@vindictator4190 8 лет назад
WAY TO START WITH NOBLE'S POEM FIRST! I LITERALLY DIED!
@cipherbunz2612
@cipherbunz2612 8 лет назад
Gamzee, did you see my poem? You might like it.
@arcaderabbit7788
@arcaderabbit7788 8 лет назад
Hey Gamz
@vindictator4190
@vindictator4190 8 лет назад
+Jade Harley HeY jAdEy! BeEn A wHiLe...
@vindictator4190
@vindictator4190 8 лет назад
+Jade Harley HeY jAdEy! BeEn A wHiLe...
@vindictator4190
@vindictator4190 8 лет назад
+Shaymin Craft SoRrY bRo, I mUsT'vE mIsSeD iT...
@TheAtlarchy
@TheAtlarchy 7 лет назад
i love Ayano and Yuno too, but please don't tell them, or they will kill me and you...
@zombies637
@zombies637 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue I have no friends and neither do you
@TheMrCarnification
@TheMrCarnification 8 лет назад
right in the kokoro
@arcaderabbit7788
@arcaderabbit7788 8 лет назад
I love this
@jasminechan8470
@jasminechan8470 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue Joey is single Einshine is too ;)))
@monteemann7325
@monteemann7325 8 лет назад
My eyes are red My gods Rubén is blue Fight till I'm dead For hestia to My fighting Sprite weighs a tun Who am I I'm bell kun
@monteemann7325
@monteemann7325 8 лет назад
It's ment to be ribbon
@gazelle1467
@gazelle1467 8 лет назад
+Senketz Gaming How the fuck?
@HappyChibi
@HappyChibi 8 лет назад
this is gold tho
@Bingus-tp6xi
@Bingus-tp6xi 7 лет назад
1:16 Was that a scream in the background? Joey...are you keeping PEOPLE HOSTAGE!?
@arisartz2
@arisartz2 7 лет назад
Shadow4568778 Yeah. Actually, his name is Sangwoo
@owouwuowo2730
@owouwuowo2730 7 лет назад
Yanderes be like-Roses are red,Violets are blue,You must love me,So I love you too.Violence is red ,Your crush needs to potty,If you ever leave me,They won't find her body.
@salm0n0
@salm0n0 8 лет назад
roses are red violets are blue no It's not it's DIO!
@Spike-ny4jt
@Spike-ny4jt 3 года назад
"Attack on titan will never get a season 2" Now by season 4...
@izzyiguess13
@izzyiguess13 2 года назад
well it’s been 6 years. we have a total of FOUR seasons of aot now :)
@kyon9301
@kyon9301 8 лет назад
Sharingan is red, Rasengan is blue, Be my valentine, Or I'll Chidori you. I imagined yandere sasuke there hohoho
@infernalbaka557
@infernalbaka557 8 лет назад
ok
@ruinenlust_
@ruinenlust_ 8 лет назад
ok
@elijahgarcia4514
@elijahgarcia4514 8 лет назад
that was good
@hxmicidalhikage1778
@hxmicidalhikage1778 8 лет назад
hohohos
@matthewmiller7207
@matthewmiller7207 8 лет назад
This haiku goes out To all the lovely waifus. It's snowing on Mt. Fuji! Oh wait a minute, wrong channel.
@BlackKnightsCommander
@BlackKnightsCommander 7 лет назад
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mother fucking Spinzaku.
@sayordi
@sayordi 7 лет назад
Roses are red I bought a phone No ones texting me Forever alone
@miavanderven2201
@miavanderven2201 8 лет назад
my phone is pink my hair is so too get away from my yukki ill go gasai yuno on you OOOOOHHHHWWW
@alien_god4354
@alien_god4354 8 лет назад
+Mia boopy doopy ...Aha...Funny. ._.
@loliaku2051
@loliaku2051 8 лет назад
Inspiration
@bellahoffman6182
@bellahoffman6182 8 лет назад
*snaps fingers* that was beautiful
@miavanderven2201
@miavanderven2201 8 лет назад
:D
@datboiisdefinitlyoncrackri9052
#futerdiary FTW
@mistsclar6534
@mistsclar6534 8 лет назад
Roses are red Violets are blue SAO is shit I'm done. *drops mic*
@iammrparadise
@iammrparadise 8 лет назад
Fucking diededed with the daijoubu one loool
@psychoticwater8110
@psychoticwater8110 8 лет назад
+Alexandre Martins same X"D my fav one
@caecilias.hartoko5605
@caecilias.hartoko5605 8 лет назад
yes hahahah same here xD
@tonttuvain1839
@tonttuvain1839 8 лет назад
Imo that one was just lame.
@wisoo4078
@wisoo4078 6 лет назад
5:37 Did he just say "You expected them to be blue?" When it said "You thought this was a poem," Tf? Gotta love the Jojo though
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