[HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [200cc] [MARIO KART 8] 

Girl: u have protection? Dashie: pulls out a shell

YOOOO At @7:40 when dashie looked at yoshi he look back at him im done😂😂😂😂😂

7:42 that eye contact though

It's funny how when dashie races, he leans with the turns sometimes😂

Watching these back for nostalgia purposes is the highlight of my day 🥹

My boy did work, damn. *round of applause*

3:36 dashie used one of his shits and it bounced off the shit and hit another one of his shits

10:08 yoshi dabs on donkey

DAAMN DACHIE, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE GREEN SCREEN.

DACHIE! DACHIE! You drifted like a BOSS!!!!!!! 🏆

When Dashie puts his facecam on Yoshi. LMAO

I'm telling you shy guy is diddy Kong in disguis

06:33 metal mario: sixthtthtf regular mario: seventhfhfhht luigi: eighthffhtf 😂😂😂😂

i dare dashie to make a live stream and watch him self watch him self watch himself yup

Dashie be on the best pre-workout supplement ever!!! lol!!!! I wish I could yell like this in my games but I would get evicted from my apartment!

Dashie calls Mario out in the beginning of the game, they put 4 different Marios in his game

@3:14 best quote ever "LITTLE BABY BITCH!!" 😂😂😂

That Damn Intro Killed Me Even Before The Video Started Lmfao

Bro 6:32 had me in a coma 😂😂😂funniest shit ever hahaha

12:43 Dashie: NO Auto-generated subtitles: Yeah 😂😂😂

Thanks to the gaming section of RU-vid I found Dashie. Life is wonderful now

Still waiting for Dashie's mixtape

"Oh my god they took my protection" PAUSE!

Did Yoshi just say, "I'm in f#%king first!" at 9:38?? 😂

who wants gta5 not online play 5,5,5

Mario Kart should be standard at least once a week. These video's are the best

So this is when the green screen started around haha

almost every character in this race is a problem 10/12

Mario Monday ❤️

UFC 2 would be a nice change of pace.

those little shoulder moves to the beat were my favorite part of this video omg 6:24

7:42 they look at each other like love at first sight lol

These slow mo YEEEEEEEEAH ending have me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

That beginning had me dying. Lmao another great video.

10:07 Yoshi dabin on Donkey 😂😂😂

really enjoyed this dashie!! would love to see more of your awesomeness in mario kart!!

That Damn Intro Killed Me Even Before The Video Started Lmfao - *GamingWithD*

Dashie, just want to say thanks for the vids, you got me through some rough patches in life, God bless

Nice Job Dashie! I love watching you play mario kart!

Dachie! Dachi! That was awesome, we knew you could do it!!

Would LOVE to see a continuation on your Luigi's Mansion! Anyone else agree?

I am mad proud of Dash right now. Two great Kart runs in a row. Beautiful

Every time Dashie says "WITHOUT FURTHER ADO! (Sticks tongue out 4x)... LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!" I break out laughing so hard (pause?) XD

"Yeeesss, that's the ultimate protection!" - Dashie, 2016

Oh hell YESS! Mario games the whole week! thanks a lot for the fun vids Dashie!

HOLLATCHABOI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUH😂😂😂😂😂

This is my fav thing on ur channel! Never stop Mario kart

DAB on it yoshi at 10:08

It's been a while since we last saw a "WICK" gameplay

4:59 "That's the ultimate protection." No Dash, *Trojans* are the ultimate protection.

Dashie you properly convey the emotional roller coaster that is Mario kart incredibly well. Props to you sir!

Well done Dashie!! You killed it

Dash your editing in this video was on point 😂👌

DACHIE PLAY MORE: 1:LUIGI'S HATIN AUSS MANSION 2:MARIO KART DOUBLE DASH(IE) 3:CAPTAIN TOAD-AH,TREASURE TRACKER ROSALITA HOS-AH 4:HUNIE POP

im new to this channel (this is the first of his videos ive ever watched) and omg im so worried about his blood pressure and anger levels 😂😂 jk i subbed and liked cuz ur really funny😂 cant wait to watch more of ur vids

I honestly can't get enough of dashie and his videos i be laughing all the time 😂💖

I would like to see some GEOMETRY DAAAUUUSH! SHAAAAAUUUUSHSHSHS!!!

Dachie you should play twilight princess hd with Link pretty ahh

Luigi was in 8th because he's the one who hateth.

Daaaaaaaaaamn, Dashie with the w!!! Keep up the excellent work man!

7:42 THEY BOTH LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, THAT WAS SO EPIC.

4:58 Dashie sponsers the #Nintendo brand condoms. "Redshells, for when your turtle needs that ultimate protection."

The best Mario Kart 8 vid Dashie has ever made.

Is it just me, but when you hear someone say... (A) Hard. (B) It'll be quick. (C) (Extended Yes) Yesss. You just go up to them and say *PAUSE*.

Dachee! Dachee! You should make a fail compilation of your best fails and shits!! 😭😂

"Let Donkey- THAT MODAFUKA!"

Luv ya dash!! Only gaming channel I watch

gj dashie :D with the drifting,I think u need to keep an eye on the vehicle ur choosing ^^ different vehicles have different stats :D

MARIO KART 8 are my favorite videos

no more happy wheels!!! yay!!! Mario kart 4 lyfe!!!

I love when Dashie plays horror games.

dashie XP I've been your #1 fan since 2011-2012 until today

Dachie! Dachie! PLAY SOME LUIGI'S MANSION SO WE LISTEN TO THAT HOT FIRE OF YOURS!

Aye dash Here's a challenge for your next video No swearing Like so he can see this

The amazing thing about the second race is that the lightning took effect right as he hit the ground. Amazing

YO DASHIE PLAY SOME "PAINT THE TOWN RED" THAT GAME PLAY WAS SO FUNNY!! LOVE YOUR CHANNEL MAN👍

YEEAAA!? Uh princess peaxch bitxch peach

"This is the ultimate protection." PAUSE

Nice intro, I see those new editing skills!

DAM DASHIE!!!! You killed in the second race with the drifting shit.

Mario Kart Monday's? I can get used to this.

bring back scary ass Saturdays and random games

The fact that we can actually see Dashie during commentary now is that much more HILARIOUS. 😂😂

Dashie be Tokyo drifting out here in Mario cart😎🤣

Wuddup? It's Dashie.... and welcome back to WUH WUH WUH... WUH WUH, I said - Wuh Wuh Wuh WUUUUH Wuh! Wuh WUUUUH Wuh Wuh Wuh HHHAAAAAAAAAPPP!!! It's Monday... everybody's favorite day of the week.

NOTIFOCATION SQAUD!

I'm proud of you Dachie!

I want to see Alan wake again. I remember watching my dad play it 6 years ago when I was 10. So it brings me back to when I used to hang out with my dad all the time. Plus it's funny to watch you play it dashie. XD

I don't understand why people hate happy wheels

Dashie you need to play whos your daddy? with Jd, it would be so funny

Dashie you are right, Neo Bowser City is a drifting level, that's why you were killing it when you drifted. Like Rainbow Road, those curves are designed for drifting so if you don't drift on either of them you are going to have a much harder time keeping good control over your vehicle 😊

These videos are what keep me alive during finals...

2:36 "that's a lot of bananas" PAUSE MA BOI

dosent everybody hate when they hear "Alright y'all!" cuz you know this video is about to end

DASHIE! When you get that golden speed mushroom, you can rapidly press the button to use it more than just once. Same with the piranha plant.

DAMN DACHIE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BLUE BEATS!!!!!👅👅👅👅👅😂😂😂😂

Everyone who agrees that Dashie should start vlogging, like this comment,so he can see that we want him to start vlogging!

mario maker again for the hell of it

I LOVE YOU DASHIE 200cc King

I'm crying at dis DACHIE