[HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [MARIO KART 8] [ONLINE] 

"Why did you cheat on me...? We had a joint bank account!" lmaoooo

His voice was so powerful it unfocus the camera

I cannot stand those people who freak out if Dashie misses ONE day's worth of a gameplay. He deserves rest!

I still remember Dashie's first video of Mario Kart 8. He couldn't even drift.

A mario kart video without "staruh", "tatata tatata tata", "____bitch ass", "the homie yosh", I gotta kill it next lap" or "come on man"? 😂

DACHI DACHIE take your time for the vids, we don't want you to stress

That laugh at the beginning.

"Sorry Hal, ARIGATO!" 😂😂😂😂

This episode had me dying 😂😂😂😂

0:04 WTF WAS THAT LAUGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The ending 😂 "why did you cheat on me tho?" Lmao!

"I'm sorry Hal arigato" XD

Dashie hates me now :(

Dashie you should just take every Sunday off

13:58 I'm dead 😂

13:55 I bet Player jumped when Dashie came out of nowhere 😂

DASHIE GIVIN DONKEY THE DIUGH TOO ROUGH IN DAT THUMBNAIL!!

He's almost at 3 million !! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

13:57 I'm dead

Dashie should go to Japan and make a hangin with Dashie!

shit dash i was eating my cereal and almost choked my cereal I NEED SOME MILK 😂

lmfao player got played

0:03 and 13:57 DACHIE SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE!!! 😂😂😂 NOT I REPEAT NOT making fun of anything I just thought it was funny

11:03 I died when I saw dashie sitting there in school! XD

Yo Dashie, I just want to say thanks for always being able to make me feel happy with your funny gameplay and commentary, even when times arent the best. I know that sounds corny, but I really mean it, alright I'm done with the sad shit. SHIT. lol

Dashie when the persons name says "Player" that means they disconnected from the game and a computer is playing for then to keep the race going

You should have a chill Sunday for the rest of the years

That laugh tho at the beginning, IM DYING 😂😂

your reaction to the roost cafe's theme (14:08) KILLED ME!!! 😂😂😂😂

Anyone else want Dashie to drop a luigi's mansion mixtape?

That shiiit war cry at 4:10 is still the best thing you ever did

"Why you cheat on me thro"😂😂

9:06 Anyone else notice that dude teleported? Possible hacker?!?!

World War 3 Just Happend On Mario Cart

1st race=1st 2nd race=2nd 3rd race=3rd

I know I'm late to being a subscriber and I'm just now kinda catching up on all your older videos but DASHIE you legit are my all time favorite RU-vidr and I'm so happy I found you. No pause! Keep up your amazing work mah boi!

This has gotta be one of my favorite Mario Kart gameplays! Honestly Dash if you do still continue to play this at least do online mode because it's so funny seeing you compete with other players.

Dashie king of Mario kart who agree?

Who else is watching this in quarantine?😂

Fuckin good episode. Fucked him up right at the end!

If it's E3, does this mean new vlog?

I've gradually become more and more deaf as I've watched dashes channel over the years. 😊

This is probably the funniest Mario Kart gameplay by Dashie that I've seen lately XD

love watching dashie play Mario kart, probably my favourite of his gameplays

Dash, you're mastering this whole gameplay thing, I almost choked on my dinner a couple times.

WE HAD A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT

Your vids always help me when I’m sad bc you have so much energy and you make me laugh. So thank you Dashie😓

Dashie you had me dying, like always! Lol I love your Mario Kart videos, especially when you do them online. ^_^

Last time I came this early.... Oh wait, I've never had the problem

This video made me Quart! That's a queef and a fart AT THE SAME TIME!

Bruh i love your videos , im sick as hell right now but your videos make me forget thanks for being there for us dachie

lmao,that ending soundtrack 😂😂

THOSE FIRST 4 SECONDS LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

DAshie is the Best gamer because he is always hilarious and honest

i bought this game and the wii u thanks to dashie..... dont know what i was thinking missing out loving the wii u.

"We had a joint bank account"😂😂😂😂 love you man You funny.

9:05 "player" goes down under the plane pops back up to the top wtf?

OMFG IM 7 SECONDS INTOT THE VIDEO AND IM ALREADY DYING LMFAOOOO

love watching your vids, you make every game seem fun to play :D

SORRY HAL!! AWIGATOU!! LOL LMAO 11:05

Dashie drift game on point now! DRIFTIES!

4:13-4:20 when you come home to find out they ate the pizza you been thinking about all day.

I am impressed, which is very hard! I laughed so hard! Love the vids Dashie!

You weren't liying with the tittle, I laughed a lot! Thanks for this man, needed to chill after a hard day of work.

DACHIE PLAY ZELDA TOMORROW AND RECORD IT AT E3

Damn I feel bad for hyper that was some bs!

That ending of the race was perfect! And that sad music and the his improv?! So damn amazing hahaha

One of Dash's best commentaries imo I'm dying right now lmfao

I really wanna see DASHIE play animal crossing to see his facial expressions😂

I think Dashie should be allowed to have every Sunday off. He's gave us years of entertainment so he needs time to chill sometimes

One of the best Mario kart gameplay from you! Nice

I'd always let dashie take some days of to chill because he put hella work in these videos for us, I honestly dont mind

i see you dachie, wit the xbox ads, i clicked it so you could have a lil sum sum in yo pockets

I like how he said sorry than arigato witch means thank you

i think this might be my favorite online viedo from mario kcart 8

Happy Birthday Dashie!!

didn't expect dashie to play with a hal laboratory employee LOL

When dashie says he's good he only got 1st place once

Dashie actually did pretty good in this gameplay.... Drift game on point and everything OK I see you mah boy

Dashie you make me laugh to death with the scene at the end with the girl XD great videos man keep the hard work you are a great youtuber

I'd love to log on and race Dashie!! The people I usually play with aren't that great XP

"we had a joined bank accou- WAIT STOP!!!!" XD

Haha I liked the last map Dashie, the music was good and the beach at night with snow though, I mean what!!?? I actually like it lol, anyways great gameplay Dashie!! :D

I love watching you play Mario kart, so keep doing on doing what you're doing because you are so funny and make me laugh every time I see you. 😀

Dachie Dachie is there gonna be a new hangin with Dashie? Since you're going to E3

Dashie what the hell was that😂😂

Yo Dash, that beach track reminds me of eating at a restaurant by the beach man. I fux with that

One of the best mario kart videos and the best intro 😂😂😂

DACHIE DACHIE Hyper didnt leave he came (pause) last

we had a joint bank account? lmao im done

I love how dashie takes all Sundays off now😆😆😆

dashie has one of those laughs that makes you laugh

lol when he hit the japenese guy he said arigato

You should start making a little bit of challenge videos on Mario kart 8 because your so good. Like something that would give you a disadvantage and see if you can win

dashie's editing on point af.

Damn Dashie back at it again playin more Mario cart 8

Can you play Super Mario 3D World one day when you get a chance?

Dashie, Hyper wasn't playing that third race, it was a bot in place of him cause he quit the room and the game didn't load it before the match was loaded

Happy birthday Dashie

Loving these videos!!