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HILARIOUS KARL PILKINGTON COMPILATION 

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@MeneerHerculePoirot
@MeneerHerculePoirot 2 года назад
People will still be listening to these in 100 years. 😆
@user-si7sd4xk8z
@user-si7sd4xk8z 2 года назад
i will even on my death bed🤣🤣
@dimwit3006
@dimwit3006 2 года назад
It really is timeless. Unless we get plugged into the matrix and everything we value crumbles and fades into nothing, I believe you
@joeash5756
@joeash5756 2 года назад
@@dimwit3006 rather deep for a KP podcast but fair
@danoliver3053
@danoliver3053 2 года назад
@@dimwit3006 or unplugged.
@dimwit3006
@dimwit3006 2 года назад
@@user-si7sd4xk8z the ultimate sleep
@Headgas
@Headgas 5 месяцев назад
I love how Karl just ploughs on with his story regardless and he is so funny I keep bursting out with laughter 😂😂😂
@stuartsmith9575
@stuartsmith9575 5 месяцев назад
Once again these 3 see me through the small.hours while i deal with my insomnia... absolutely brilliant.
@PeachesMagee
@PeachesMagee 9 месяцев назад
These podcasts will never get old xxx
@jjdog7159
@jjdog7159 Год назад
I love how Karl just keeps on talking despite Ricky and Steves insults. He’s like The Terminator!
@elleeme9451
@elleeme9451 Год назад
The best work Ricky has ever done.
@georgeohunt2263
@georgeohunt2263 7 месяцев назад
And by no coincidence it's heavily influenced by Steve and Karl. Ricky's own stuff (stand-up and TV shows) is pitiful
@HistoryIsGrande
@HistoryIsGrande 3 месяца назад
@@georgeohunt2263I think most people would disagree
@georgeohunt2263
@georgeohunt2263 2 месяца назад
​@@HistoryIsGrandereally? What solo Ricky Gervais projects would you say come close?
@HistoryIsGrande
@HistoryIsGrande 2 месяца назад
@@georgeohunt2263 that’s not my point and I think you know that. My point is that his stand up stuff and his TV shows are quality
@Simon-fr4ts
@Simon-fr4ts 2 года назад
Pork chop stuck to old woman's arse for 5 years killed me.
@malerieevans1554
@malerieevans1554 Год назад
Definitely one of my favorite KP stories
@jakemilligan6251
@jakemilligan6251 Год назад
turned out to actually be true that story aswell!
@liamgregson4620
@liamgregson4620 Месяц назад
@@jakemilligan6251they are all true
@lars_asmr
@lars_asmr Год назад
Karl Pilkington has and still does get me through hard times in my life. ❤ just hearing his thoughts brings me back to reality. Love him.
@EleanorH216
@EleanorH216 Год назад
The shadow story will never not make me laugh lmao
@blue24563
@blue24563 Год назад
i always cry with laughter as soon as i hear 'there's a shadow somewhere'...
@brettpilkington9539
@brettpilkington9539 Год назад
You can laugh but the mayor got involved
@MrKd1973
@MrKd1973 8 месяцев назад
I’m guessing somewhere like Boston….. well don’t…..
@skinnymac2411
@skinnymac2411 2 года назад
“Who’s going to do the crop-age” 🤣
@mattynffc1800
@mattynffc1800 Год назад
“Play a record karl because I’m gunna knock you out 😂😂
@FinalChapterFilms
@FinalChapterFilms 2 года назад
8:53 She was you’re bog standard old woman 🤣🤣🤣
@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891
@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891 9 месяцев назад
What does it mean?
@FinalChapterFilms
@FinalChapterFilms 9 месяцев назад
Ordinary or basic ​​⁠@@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891
@westmcgee9320
@westmcgee9320 4 месяца назад
@@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891omit the word “bog” and it means the same thing.
@Lochlainn33
@Lochlainn33 6 месяцев назад
Karl your a legend! No fake personality and you speak your mind the world needs more people like you.
@westmcgee9320
@westmcgee9320 4 месяца назад
You’re *
@veronica3986
@veronica3986 3 месяца назад
Spot on karll's unique.....
@westmcgee9320
@westmcgee9320 3 месяца назад
@@veronica3986 the grammar 🤦🏾‍♂️ in this convo
@veronica3986
@veronica3986 3 месяца назад
​@@westmcgee9320whats wrong with it ?
@omirrrr
@omirrrr 2 года назад
It's like hanging out with 3 mates, I listen because I have none
@waynegrundy8155
@waynegrundy8155 2 года назад
Too much mitherin..
@elleeme9451
@elleeme9451 Год назад
Word
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 Год назад
Aah
@rosschops9509
@rosschops9509 Год назад
😔
@jamesdouglass2724
@jamesdouglass2724 Год назад
If you live near Basingstoke we’ll head out for a pool game brother. Take care
@ramisramis7833
@ramisramis7833 Год назад
"Man moth", "grippage", "it's actually run by a couple of chimps", "why is Bob Hoskins screaming and grabbing at nuts" and "someone kept winning em", are quotes that will always bring me joy. Thanks to the universe for bringing this trio together
@steveryan4410
@steveryan4410 11 месяцев назад
Oh No " We Brought the Small Ladders "
@ramisramis7833
@ramisramis7833 11 месяцев назад
@@steveryan4410 I forgot "what you mean before this there were people who's eyes looked into their heads"
@thejacal2704
@thejacal2704 8 месяцев назад
My favourite is "you can't buy an alpaca for twenty quid". I'm going to get that on a t-shirt.
@veronica3986
@veronica3986 3 месяца назад
​@@ramisramis7833one of my favs off karl 😂😂😂😂
@georgeohunt2263
@georgeohunt2263 7 месяцев назад
"He was having a fight with the waiter and he snipped off his nose" will never fail to make me laugh
@slumdogjay
@slumdogjay 2 года назад
Why didn’t he look both ways 😂😂😂😂😂
@JosephHarr-nk1zf
@JosephHarr-nk1zf 3 месяца назад
These make me a little less depressed
@leebrown486
@leebrown486 2 года назад
I refuse to believe that Karl doesn’t know how much of a comedy genius he is and that it’s all “accidental”. The comedic timing at 21:30 is one of the best I’ve ever witnessed
@warshipsatin8764
@warshipsatin8764 3 месяца назад
a lot of the things he says seem like pretty obvious jokes just delivered dryly
@madden12
@madden12 2 месяца назад
​@@warshipsatin8764its how his mind works, but he does try to make it funny too
@ChristopherHarris
@ChristopherHarris 2 года назад
The woman who had a baby who had a baby still makes me laugh
@Muscimologram
@Muscimologram 2 года назад
And that's one of the few actually accurate story Karl ever told but somehow he manages to make it so funny
@elleeme9451
@elleeme9451 Год назад
Who had a baby, who had a baby, who had a baby .
@melanieharrison100
@melanieharrison100 Год назад
Another night .. another xfm amazing podcast ❤
@boudica75
@boudica75 2 года назад
This is so funny, thanks for posting
@JTK639
@JTK639 2 года назад
Classic😁Thanks for putting this up👍
@edmunddonnelly3881
@edmunddonnelly3881 2 года назад
This is non-stop greatness 😂
@WorLadCiz
@WorLadCiz 2 года назад
“Karl has his kitchen done and boiler replace… still not happy”
@leeporter6849
@leeporter6849 2 года назад
Audio levels need equalising ,can't really fall asleep to this one
@tomsanders9106
@tomsanders9106 Год назад
These are great clips. Nailed it 👍🏼
@Michael-ly3kr
@Michael-ly3kr 2 года назад
Bog standard old woman 😂
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 2 года назад
“There’s sandwiches at the bar.” I start laughing every time Karl starts talking about Hilda.
@Screwtxpe.
@Screwtxpe. Год назад
Funniest thing that's ever been said by anyone, I reckon
@EKOvision
@EKOvision Год назад
“Are we burning or burying?”
@ONEUNiT3D99
@ONEUNiT3D99 Год назад
What minute is this ?
@nickysantoro9194
@nickysantoro9194 Год назад
I havent laughed in months. I've heard this shit 1 million times. But for some reason. Today "the woman that had a baby, that had a baby" got me rolling.
@the1jxk
@the1jxk 2 месяца назад
Ooh you look different with a hat on _ Karl Pilkington last words
@TK-ux5du
@TK-ux5du 4 месяца назад
Loving the fact that the ripped tennis ball comment is the most replayed! 🤣🎾🎾
@bulldog1066jpd
@bulldog1066jpd Год назад
Karl really is a national treasure 😊😊😊
@JackyJames1
@JackyJames1 5 месяцев назад
Lol it's so easy to sleep on this while laughing
@gamesgames2607
@gamesgames2607 Год назад
47-50 Toilet " like a ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 50:02
@philipdunne3047
@philipdunne3047 Год назад
"Bog standard old woman"😂😂😂
@logann7942
@logann7942 2 месяца назад
Another thing Karl was right about: There was a man with no legs who performed ET in the movie.
@davidd384
@davidd384 2 года назад
If you have the infinite amount of Karl Pilkingtons and infinite amount of time could they type everything an infinite amount of times
@betterdayz1660
@betterdayz1660 Год назад
Its very educational this show. Professor pilkington
@Wainfleetkx450f
@Wainfleetkx450f Год назад
Merchant saying NYPD firemen 😂
@Lance-yl5sz
@Lance-yl5sz 6 месяцев назад
The chimp noises are hilarious
@Eijimiji
@Eijimiji 5 месяцев назад
The baby who had a baby was a 4-5 year old who had a medical condition and went through puberty as a baby. People think she was molested by her father.
@Marc-so2cd
@Marc-so2cd 10 месяцев назад
I've been listening to these XFM shows since i first watched series 1 of the Ricky Gervais Show and I'll tell you, i think i know everything about all three of them.
@CliveWarren69
@CliveWarren69 8 месяцев назад
i didnt even know people listened to them while going to sleep thats hilarious i have been doing that for the last couple of years i used to hate ricky gervais years ago and now i cant stop listening to him lmfaooo
@shaneshanks9702
@shaneshanks9702 8 месяцев назад
Happy New year 🎉 ✨️ 💛 🤗
@ThePontiacBandit911
@ThePontiacBandit911 Год назад
6:50 I have a theory about the high pitched sound that Karl heard. Could it have been paramedics using a defibrillator on the ‘bog standard old woman’?? 🤷‍♀️
@mixterz1
@mixterz1 2 года назад
A woman who had a baby who had a baby
@caitypoo.
@caitypoo. Год назад
How am I just discovering this!!! This is HILARIOUS and I can’t stop laughing 😂 what is this guy doing now a days?
@tomjenkins1989
@tomjenkins1989 11 месяцев назад
Fuck me, I am so jealous you have only just discovered him. There are hours and hours of material they made. You should also watch an idiot abroad, it’s hilarious!
@caitypoo.
@caitypoo. 11 месяцев назад
@@tomjenkins1989 wait what?!! What’s an idiot abroad
@caitypoo.
@caitypoo. 11 месяцев назад
@@tomjenkins1989 I think I saw a clip of him crying over the frogs getting smashed lmfaooo
@tomjenkins1989
@tomjenkins1989 11 месяцев назад
Holy shit… you haven’t seen an idiot abroad. I’m even more jealous. Watching that for the first time 😂😂 you are in for a treat. Basically Ricky Gervais sends him round the world to different wonders to see his reactions, it’s so funny! Look it up!
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 2 года назад
Hilda was your boxed standard old lady!
@robertsmith3672
@robertsmith3672 2 года назад
That's BOG standard
@temsedgwick9494
@temsedgwick9494 2 года назад
I assume that’s a British phrase…
@foxy-xd8nb
@foxy-xd8nb 2 месяца назад
I'll have a bit of this tonight. Night n that
@mariapanariello6949
@mariapanariello6949 Год назад
Love getting my fix. Such a sweet little addiction, it is 😘
@darrenherbert5639
@darrenherbert5639 2 месяца назад
Grahamis defo a character
@IndiObsver
@IndiObsver Год назад
Hello People in 100 years time hope you are well, I'm not.
@gamesgames2607
@gamesgames2607 Год назад
14:20 .Three mechanical puppets as well as three actors, one of whom was a young 12-year-old boy who had been born without legs were used in ET so Karl is correct.
@mikethemusicman1978
@mikethemusicman1978 5 месяцев назад
The high pitched noise could have been Tinnitus Karl might have temporarily had due to nervousness or stress
@bulldog1066jpd
@bulldog1066jpd Год назад
The only reason to want to know the exact time someone passed is if you need to know what time to stop paying them..... found this out when I worked on the railway and a colleague was struck by a train 😢😢😢
@binary
@binary Год назад
Lmao @the Freaks bit
@michellebates4258
@michellebates4258 3 месяца назад
I need Karl's mind I'm a stress head bet it takes him 2 seconds to fall asleep he's so lucky Karl an he don't even know it hahahahahaha love him 😂❤
@gIowtopia
@gIowtopia 10 месяцев назад
Legend
@mw...
@mw... Год назад
I was going to comment but I’m asleep now
@lildevil2380
@lildevil2380 2 года назад
What a load of crops
@rbfish4830
@rbfish4830 Месяц назад
Still listening in bed 😂
@permartingustavsen5408
@permartingustavsen5408 Год назад
1:02:22 random cat meow 🤔
@katiehaitchison3038
@katiehaitchison3038 2 года назад
I love Karl so much and I love Ricky and Steve but I do get a little bit upset for Karl sometimes when Ricky and Steve are taking the mick coz Karl is lovely 🥰
@robertsmith3672
@robertsmith3672 2 года назад
Believe me Katie anyone so stupid deserves having the Mick taken
@swills4772
@swills4772 2 года назад
5 words- Head Like A ******* Orange.
@robertsmith3672
@robertsmith3672 2 года назад
Karl was funny until it became obvious that he really is thick . These days he is just annoying.
@JTK639
@JTK639 2 года назад
Funny thing is.When Ricky and Steven are moaning out loud to themselves with no one watching,their probably very much the same.Just a thought
@katiehaitchison3038
@katiehaitchison3038 2 года назад
@@JTK639 yep I don’t doubt that for a second but I can’t help feeling sorry for poor innocent little karl 😅he’s just so open and completely honest so what you see is what you get and he’s so sweet 😅
@angelaknight7184
@angelaknight7184 2 года назад
Thankyou 🤣🤣🤣
@davegonnaway6007
@davegonnaway6007 Месяц назад
Have a shot everytime karl says right..
@damonpowell8443
@damonpowell8443 Год назад
Ricky misheard karl talking about the 2 people with the ageing illnesses. Karl was right, Ricky was wrong.
@LeeMadgePoet
@LeeMadgePoet Год назад
I've always had an issue with the bit where Ricky and Steve text the 63336 question number: The text sent was "Karl Pilkington believes in ghosts. Is he an idiot?" Ricky and Steve are then surprised to get the reply answering whether Karl is an idiot or not? Why? The first part of the text is a statement, the question asked is "is Karl an idiot?", therefore that's why the reply is the way it is.
@songcrow
@songcrow 3 месяца назад
How has xfm gone from this to chris moyles talking about football .. ...
@jackmace6531
@jackmace6531 2 года назад
You realize there is a horrible high pitched whine in the background of this recording right?
@karenhoward3126
@karenhoward3126 Год назад
No there’s not
@jackmace6531
@jackmace6531 Год назад
@@karenhoward3126 there is, however I’m betting it’s one of those sounds that you can only hear below a certain age, which I am and you aren’t
@ghosthashira6748
@ghosthashira6748 Год назад
@@karenhoward3126 oh he’s done ya
@jackmace6531
@jackmace6531 Год назад
I’ll bet you money
@bradleyla7167
@bradleyla7167 Год назад
Nah jacks right It's like white nose, turn it full volume next to your dog and it will let you know as dogs can hear alot of white noise
@NorthWalesKid
@NorthWalesKid Год назад
01:01 there’s a lot of grippage
@__D-B__
@__D-B__ 10 месяцев назад
There's a shadow somewhere
@Maxxie.MX5
@Maxxie.MX5 Год назад
NYPD fireman? 🤔
@tonyclifton265
@tonyclifton265 2 года назад
"he says he's 120 but he's probly about 40"
@lukejd3
@lukejd3 Месяц назад
Play a record!
@tonyclifton265
@tonyclifton265 2 года назад
grippage and croppage
@davidgoldstraw9892
@davidgoldstraw9892 6 месяцев назад
Pissed me off a bit because I know approximately what time my wife died. Why would anyone forget that?
@user-qw2go1ug3e
@user-qw2go1ug3e 4 месяца назад
Should of dun a karl a Moaning od life Series 😂😂
@TheSilentknight1520
@TheSilentknight1520 2 года назад
The ram pak was my favorite Kp story. This version specifically. Then i heard it 2 other times told different and ricky and steve acted like they never heard it before..... definitely a little bit scripted
@Joe-gy7dc
@Joe-gy7dc Год назад
Personally I think it’s because the first time some of these were told was on XFM and then he became more popular and wanted to share the stories to a larger audience on other podcasts
@Screwtxpe.
@Screwtxpe. Год назад
I have friends who have told me the same story multiple times over the years, it just happens
@CragScrambler
@CragScrambler Год назад
Chimpanze that! It's Monkey news you cnnnnnntttttttt..aaahhhhh😂
@patiacat1
@patiacat1 6 дней назад
How many times does Karl get the piss ripped out of him only to end up being right. He’s a forward thinker.
@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891
@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891 9 месяцев назад
It's 2023, what is Karl doing? Anyone know?
@ismesheverone7653
@ismesheverone7653 4 месяца назад
Caretaker for Susan’s house
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Год назад
Woman had a baby who had a baby who had a bonobo.
@Lord_Messiah_Disciple
@Lord_Messiah_Disciple 2 года назад
21:39 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@BathtubBass
@BathtubBass 8 месяцев назад
The hell is that ring?
@waynefisher8839
@waynefisher8839 4 месяца назад
Karl doesn't believe in God's, But believes in ghosts 😂😂😂😂 that's how weird he is 😂😂😂 he's bloody brilliant 👍👍👍👍
@seanbrown8533
@seanbrown8533 2 года назад
* Stephen #StephenMerchant
@NuclearEg.g
@NuclearEg.g 3 месяца назад
31:37
@patriceharrex4568
@patriceharrex4568 10 месяцев назад
Karl..Rick and Steve think they know it all..condescending..they know a lot but don't know everything, despite pretending they do. Kia kaha ..stay strong against these hooligans lol. Love from a kiwi girl xxx
@HarryAnderson-z3w
@HarryAnderson-z3w 20 дней назад
Thompson Brenda Williams Jason Lopez Patricia
@georgegonzalez2476
@georgegonzalez2476 2 года назад
Um, ladders don’t reach up 100 floors. And grippage is an issue. Not to forget finding a monkey-sized fireman’s uniform. Otherwise spot on?
@martindarcy8399
@martindarcy8399 Год назад
Good night listeners, play a record
@BusterMayers
@BusterMayers 16 часов назад
Lopez Patricia Rodriguez Maria Miller John
@TrixieTaylor-bn6dw
@TrixieTaylor-bn6dw 10 месяцев назад
Man moth haha
@NeonFlare
@NeonFlare Год назад
Grippage
@lousifer4584
@lousifer4584 Месяц назад
croppage
@joetabner4937
@joetabner4937 Год назад
He is true real warrior..scary dude..I remember in a recent interview he was asked what opponent was the most intimidating..and he said Strickland. He said his eyes were blank and he looked like a predator..blank..weird
@yeismeload
@yeismeload 2 года назад
the pork chop tasted like shit
@johncully4699
@johncully4699 28 дней назад
Karl makes sense, surrounded by university walkers with their bullshit theories.
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