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Hilarious QI Moment - The Uses of Gooses 

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Geese are revealed to be extremely indicated for a rather unusual purpouse.
Taken from QI XL series G episode 2 "G-animals"

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Комментарии : 102   
@DCdabest
@DCdabest 10 лет назад
I love how confidently and with total calm Sean can just come up with bullshit. Haha.
@OmgImALion
@OmgImALion 9 лет назад
my bucket list keeps getting longer..
@zingzangspillip1
@zingzangspillip1 11 лет назад
Whoever translated that Rabelais had a great time.
@BritGirlJay
@BritGirlJay 10 лет назад
My gran kept a gaggle of geese in her garden back in the day and they were vicious watchdogs - went after anyone they didn't know.
@BritGirlJay
@BritGirlJay 10 лет назад
lol
@22grabage
@22grabage 10 лет назад
We have them at our university campus and I couldn't agree more. They are hostile.
@ALTERNATECHAOS
@ALTERNATECHAOS 12 лет назад
this is the first episode of QI I saw while I was in Europe. Got me hooked on the series.
@TheFinisherMrC
@TheFinisherMrC 12 лет назад
Sean Locke you legend!
@carogirlyaya
@carogirlyaya 12 лет назад
Sandi: "Is it toilet paper?....no seriously" and everyone laughs.....WELL, SHE WAS RIGHT! ---the look on her face when she says that is hilarious
@TomFynn
@TomFynn 12 лет назад
Damn, I will never be able to look at a goose the same way again...
@SierraSierraFoxtrot
@SierraSierraFoxtrot 11 лет назад
John Hodgman is a comedian and author. He was a semi-regular in the daily show for a few years and is famous as the face of PC in Apple's mac vs. PC ads.
@FallenPhoenix72
@FallenPhoenix72 10 лет назад
I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING IT
@jpjpd
@jpjpd 12 лет назад
toksvig and bailey in one episode, wit everywheeeere
@BingleBint
@BingleBint 11 лет назад
"...and that's why he was thrown out of the pet shop!" He he!
@IoEstasCedonta
@IoEstasCedonta 12 лет назад
"Scorpion." "No, that would be fun."
@morthasa
@morthasa 11 лет назад
Misspelling is intentional. Gooses is nonstandard for geese but was used to make the title more catchy.
@spaceborne-net
@spaceborne-net 11 лет назад
He would be better known internationally as "I'm a PC" from the Apple Mac advertisements.
@Alex-hj
@Alex-hj 12 лет назад
@sscout191 Yes. He was given a special invite onto the show as he vehemently advocated for QI to be shown on BBC America.
@superfluouslyme
@superfluouslyme 11 лет назад
Is it toilet paper? No, no, seriously. :D I love Sandi.
@krootkc
@krootkc 12 лет назад
You my dear sir or madame, have made the most intelligible response to a troll I have witnessed in all of my long day. I congratulate you.
@jaxrobinson3890
@jaxrobinson3890 10 лет назад
Because they talked about more than one, naturally. ;)
@Tzelemel
@Tzelemel 12 лет назад
What Mr Fry fails to mention is that Monsieur Rabelais was a writer of satire.
@snipelfritz
@snipelfritz 10 лет назад
That's John Hodgeman, and yes he is an American comedian. He appeared as a regular correspondent on The Daily Show a couple years ago and was particularly known for appearing as the stuffy, useless "PC" in Apple's "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" ad campaign.
@AndersPuschel
@AndersPuschel 10 лет назад
0:56 Apparently 'montero' is a Spanish word for hunter.
@Xzeihoranth
@Xzeihoranth 11 лет назад
That's John Hodgeman, most known for his role on the Daily Show.
@stardude3396
@stardude3396 4 года назад
I'm currently studying Rabelais' Gargantua at University, today we looked closer at this fantastic syllogism from chapter 13: "Il n'est, dist Gargantua, poinct besoign torcher cul, sinon qu'il y ayt ordure. Ordure n'y peut estre, si on n'a chié: chier doncques nous fault davant que le cul torcher." which roughly translates to: "There is no need to wipe one's ass, said Gargantua, if there is no filth. Filth cannot be there if one hasn't shat: shitting must therefore happen before wiping" The more observant will have noticed the anadiplosis (ordure ; chier/filth ; shit).
@morthasa
@morthasa 12 лет назад
@rassinlababidi [Shrugging] I know. The use of the nonstandard plural form is intentional (in order to preserve the rhyme).
@lewe666
@lewe666 11 лет назад
That's John Hodgman, who is in fact a comedian of sorts.
@KomatiPoort
@KomatiPoort 12 лет назад
@rhysc375 Yes, his name is John Hodgman.
@sscout191
@sscout191 12 лет назад
...isnt that the PC guy from the Apple commercials?
@meltingrecords8679
@meltingrecords8679 11 лет назад
It's John Hodgman.
@paddybpaddyb9940
@paddybpaddyb9940 2 года назад
I do miss Sean Lock
@WakarimasenKa
@WakarimasenKa 12 лет назад
never noticed that there was an episode with 4 guests,,,
@Buggaton
@Buggaton 12 лет назад
"No, seriously"
@jamie6631
@jamie6631 9 лет назад
Is Sean lock the funniest man alive?
@vegardriis9126
@vegardriis9126 7 лет назад
Michael mcintyre
@dannymcbrearty9785
@dannymcbrearty9785 7 лет назад
Vegard Riis not even comparable. Lock is able to improvise comedy and his charm comes from his otherwise everyday appearance and nature. McIntyre does comedy he didn't write in stadiums, and his humour is derived from zany voices and actions. Lock is Britains funniest man.
@ptur12345
@ptur12345 7 лет назад
Danny McBrearty Lee Evans is amazing as well. ^^
@abeedhal6519
@abeedhal6519 7 лет назад
probably britains funniest man
@peterfireflylund
@peterfireflylund Год назад
Not anymore.
@Channy132
@Channy132 10 лет назад
the title brought me here
@anoonan4258
@anoonan4258 11 лет назад
Better than the reverse...
@farhangemad4694
@farhangemad4694 10 лет назад
I believe thats john hodgeman famous from the daily show. he was a bit quiet here.
@foreverastudent1
@foreverastudent1 11 лет назад
actually that is in fact John Hodgman who made regular appearances on The daily show
@ThePoodleStrudel
@ThePoodleStrudel 10 лет назад
John Hodgman
@dralol
@dralol 10 лет назад
No, that's Bill Bailey
@unfinishedestiny
@unfinishedestiny 12 лет назад
Aha I live in Nottingham ;)
@hannahbarnes4608
@hannahbarnes4608 11 лет назад
I'm in the QI part of youtube and I can't get out
@uiruu
@uiruu 12 лет назад
@avatarmn Stephen's the one who said it
@CaptainPrincess
@CaptainPrincess 12 лет назад
@thespikescheme That's why you hold it's head.
@blath
@blath 11 лет назад
John Hodgman is a comedian.
@ExileOnDaytonStreet
@ExileOnDaytonStreet 11 лет назад
[Insert crude joke about Stephen Fry here]
@GeneralGoosey
@GeneralGoosey 12 лет назад
"Is it toilet paper?" *looks at username* D:
@Arcusinoz
@Arcusinoz 12 лет назад
I have guard geese.
@dan333onlyhalfevil
@dan333onlyhalfevil 12 лет назад
We've all been there.
@Joepantioni123321
@Joepantioni123321 12 лет назад
Made him look ordinary.
@Cheezsoup
@Cheezsoup 10 лет назад
Brain fart, he was, of course, the PC.
@fegolem
@fegolem 12 лет назад
How about those fish or shrimp that clean bits of skin and unwanted things from other fish (and your feet).
@davidwarren7279
@davidwarren7279 10 лет назад
Geese can watch dogs?
@Cheezsoup
@Cheezsoup 10 лет назад
John Hodgman American author/humourist. Perhaps best known as the Mac in the get a Mac commercials
@peterfireflylund
@peterfireflylund Год назад
PC.
@Cheezsoup
@Cheezsoup Год назад
@@peterfireflylund See my follow up post from 9years ago
@jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012
@jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012 10 лет назад
He's an American comedian. He frequents The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as a correspondent, or at least he used to. They shuffle through correspondents fairly quickly in that show (with notable ex-correspondents being Steve Carrell and Steven Colbert).
@kappasutre
@kappasutre 11 лет назад
probably double booking
@allycat228
@allycat228 11 лет назад
So... The use of a goose is to clean your caboose.
@manuelwolff_de
@manuelwolff_de 12 лет назад
Why are there 5 panelists?
@docchaos81
@docchaos81 11 лет назад
Who is that? I'm sure I saw his face before, but I can't remember.
@TheAltoSaxophonist
@TheAltoSaxophonist 12 лет назад
What if feathers stuck...?
@Inlelendri
@Inlelendri 11 лет назад
"It's like herding cats." Honestly, Stephen, at this point (the 7th series in as many years) you really should know that's what they *do*. Any attempt to reign them in just sets them off in another direction. :)
@scrapetv3826
@scrapetv3826 11 лет назад
The fifth person is John Hodgman, a humorist and comedian probably best known as a correspondent on The Daily Show.
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 12 лет назад
"We are the Master race." Yeah, but that guard is one inch taller than you. ~ TDG
@TheBrokenfoot
@TheBrokenfoot 11 лет назад
Same here! Heeeelp meeeee!
@rhysc375
@rhysc375 12 лет назад
Is that the 'im a PC' guy???
@Choonchy
@Choonchy 12 лет назад
Why is PC on QI??
@archangel9191
@archangel9191 11 лет назад
01:53-01:55-ish - "Why do we need swearwords when you got 'knock-hole'"? Brilliant, brilliant, I'm thinking of using something similar in the near future or something.
@NiceTryLaoChe
@NiceTryLaoChe 11 лет назад
You're mistaken. That's John Hodgman, late of the Daily Show and those PC vs. Mac ads a few years ago. He has a standup special on Netflix called 'Ragnarok'.
@morthasa
@morthasa 11 лет назад
Special exception for the episode. One (visible at 0:50) is, as far as I know, not a comedian.
@TheCapturetheBomb
@TheCapturetheBomb 12 лет назад
Are you by chance an elcor?
@BigPlonkerAlt
@BigPlonkerAlt 11 лет назад
Well then how about "The Use of a Goose"?
@Lorenzogino
@Lorenzogino 11 лет назад
John Hodgman? Yeah he's a comedian, works on the Daily Show. He was added at the last minute because he was there to watch and they thought it would be neat to just let him come on.
@morthasa
@morthasa 12 лет назад
[Still shrugging] Tone translates very poorly in internet comments. This manner of writing limits the problem somewhat. I admit I took the idea from Mass Effect. I thought: if it avoids unnecessary misunderstandings with others, why not? Still think it is a decent idea.
@paddotk
@paddotk 10 лет назад
It's geese, not gooses
@morthasa
@morthasa 10 лет назад
[Lightly] I know, but I used the nonstandard plural for rhyming purposes.
@vonteflon
@vonteflon 10 лет назад
morthasa For what it's worth, "uses for gooses" made me smile - enough to click on your video.
@paddotk
@paddotk 10 лет назад
morthasa Oh haha, I did not even see that :p
@filthmonger172
@filthmonger172 11 лет назад
*Geese
@IWatchVidsAndStuff
@IWatchVidsAndStuff 10 лет назад
I'm so glad that there are 15 other people who get that reference. Faith in humanity very much restored.
@DruoxTheShredder
@DruoxTheShredder 12 лет назад
@butlerlog Notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.jpg
@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos
@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos 12 лет назад
@rassinlababidi Poetic liscence
@TheSatanshunter
@TheSatanshunter 12 лет назад
@sscout191 yes that is, christ know why he's on QI though lol
@1Sentient
@1Sentient 12 лет назад
John Hodgman is hilarious, but it was interesting how out of place his humor was with all the brits
@ElijahsImpact
@ElijahsImpact 12 лет назад
Not that it's important you could maybe of used "The Use of a Goose"
@Rumulus1
@Rumulus1 10 лет назад
John Hodgman is a comedian, but not a stand up. American author and "celebrity".
@VK-pk8uz
@VK-pk8uz 9 лет назад
I'm going to say it: Women are horrible comedians, but Sandy Toksvig is seriously funny.
@GroovingPict
@GroovingPict 9 лет назад
Victor Kyrg Sandi is a likeable and charming person, but I wouldnt say she is a funny comedian.
@pyrokar1990
@pyrokar1990 8 лет назад
+XxooTEMPLARooxX intelligent, funny and homosexual - I think that's why.
@kazimierzgarshin3924
@kazimierzgarshin3924 7 лет назад
They lack testosterone. Being funny makes men more attractive for women. Men look for different qualities in women. It's in the genes.
@anoziraflaminghot
@anoziraflaminghot 12 лет назад
*geese. lawl gooses
@John_Ridley
@John_Ridley 11 лет назад
John Hodgman
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