His Girlfriend Cheats On Him, This Is How He Gets His Revenge.. 

True, but even if Ashleigh didn't cheat and she didn't do anything, he would have still kissed Chan in a movie and started an emotional relationship with her. And hired a hooker pretending to be her. Neither are fantastic people tbh

Facts

I'm not making a paragraph, but man her laugh really is a boner killa

Damn I thought I could have done that with a girl but that’s how my virginity was stolen. Never again

@@dexmeetsdexter same, just the bigger thing i lost, was most of my financial savings

Yea...she was the "goddess of glue"

If she leaves you for another mister, theres still her sister. -Master Oogway

@@kaprio551 ah yes.

@@trendzywrld374 even better.. *Its STEP sister.*

@@raratakey LMFOAOOO

@@muhandez6484 ok?

This wasn't horrible either, to be honest;

Pretty sure this will be his last film

That's the guy who groomed the child right?

@@SPACEHARICE yup 👿

Ane famous actors are still willing to work with him

Reminds me of Janice (Chandler’s girlfriend) in Friends 😂

So long as she doesn't laugh while they are having sex then he should be able to live with it. Then again who the hell laughs while being intimate?

That's what I was thinking what does she laugh when she sees his junk 😱😂💙😂😂😂😂😂

ITS GOOD he ends with piano man. Such a good song

I can confirm this also lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's because Shakespeare used in in Romeo and Juliet. It's a poetic way of saying two people falling in love from 2 different worlds.

No

Janice laugh is not bad .. it's funny

How about Fran Drescher from The Nanny?

Oh. I forgot it's a Woody Allen film. That's why it was so boring and just was about a couple in New York

This is hilarious

Hypergamy

I know right. Most of the time she either plays awkward princesses or girls who have been put through the ringer and are emotional wrecks. I think this movie gave her a chance to flex those comedic muscles, which she was able to showcase again a year later in the show The Great.

@@barbiquearea She has the look for the battered princess type.

She definitely get battered you tell no lie.

Omg especially if they are a "fake laugher" meaning they don't guinely laugh (like a narcissist) you know "fake laugh" like trying to convince you something so funny 🙄😒🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤣🤔 that's not really funny ! Lol 💯🤷🏻‍♀️

When he dropped the money in the hotel room I literally went "what?". Nice twist by Allen

Dude conjured the main character halo on that shit. Pulled the plot armor on and dared them to try him.

Jesus dude…at least give her dinner first.

An intense drama? Lol. I'm guessing you didn't watch this movie because it's not "intense" in any way.

he did ask tho when he walked in

Woody Allen was framed and unjustly accused by a lying wife who ruined his life and the fact there are people like you who still refuse to see the facts and truth is horrifying to me.

Woody made some Great movies in his Days, it's time to retire Dude"!

I know right? He didn't plan on dumping Ashley at the park, it was a spur of the moment decision.

It wasn't at all.

I watched this one and it was so F*CKIN boring. It's basically just another Woody Allen film

Which movie is it..?

As much as I like this movie, I also like Igby Goes Down with Kieran Culkin. I quite often blend the characters and events in the movies. Even tho the movies are abt 20yrs apart. Oh well,.... such is life

I love myself so much! Mostly bc o, the idiotic, ridiculous, and just plain ol’ regular dumb isht I do. Now, is a fabulous moment. So.... I’m reading the reply that I made to myself. I didn’t initially realize it was my comment. And you think, “uuuuhhh,..ya, and....?” Well..... I was about to comment but then I read it again and decided I wldnt make that comment but the one you’re currently reading (btw, kinda sorry for ya bc no big pay off. You not gonna cry or laugh or be angry). And now you’re probably like, “damn b!tch! Can you just fckng get to wtf you wanna say?” And YES, yes. Uhhh, yes, I can. So.... I was about to comment “whoa! Your comment is almost & possibly exactly written as I wldv written it. Dude, cool!” And then.... BAM! Idk why I shared that? However, if you’re reading this right now (whenever NOW is for you. Bc your now is my future) then know YOU were supposed to see it, you NEEDED to see it! Why? Most likely bc if you have anything that’s slightly bringing you down (NOT clinical depression. I’m referring to Sad for the moment or frustrated or whatever. Altho maybe if legit clinical depression then maybe for a moment this will bring you some joy. I just wanted to differentiate bc I understand clinical depression and I don’t want anyone to think that I dont know depression cant be gone just bc you hear or read a few sentences. Back to the regularly scheduled program) or frustrating you or your just in a brain fog moment where nothing is clear.... well, you can read this and say to yourself, “well hot damn! I’m glad that nutter butter b!tch aint my wife, mother, daughter, sister, neighbor, cashier, driving past me on the highway, or just aint my whatever!” Now, your mission (isn’t optional) is to pay it forward. If only you smile every time you walk past a person or make sure whoever you loves knows that you love them or open the door for a stranger or whatever. I love me! I don’t know about you but.... If you know what that’s about then I do love you too! You’re awesome and beautiful and deserve many wonderful people to have fabulous adventures with (whether netflix & chill or cross continent drive or cruise around the world or walk around the block or whatever adventure) and after the adventures, you deserve amazing memories! Be careful with your heart and with the heart of those in your life. You never know, the life you save just may be your own! Blessed Journey to all y’all and yours!

Lol. You're joking right?