His Very Large Truncheon | In Sickness and in Health Podcast 

Intelligent, observant, considerate, witty and an absolute stunner…. Clair is one lucky lady

‘I just wanna enjoy my life for five minutes before it all kicks off again.’ Felt that to my core 😂

I’ve watched this video 10 times and I still hear things I’ve missed the last time. I can’t stop laughing at Clare’s laugh, has me in stitches! I love how you both argue but in a comedic way as it reminds me of all my married friends and how they get on so well even after 20 years. My friends and I were in a bar in the Square Mile in London the other day and he told me his wife was turning up shortly. She is a defence lawyer and always works very hard but when she walked into the bar after a really hard days work, her husband said ‘Oh baby, has anyone told you how beautiful you look today’ to which she smiled and replied ‘No’ and her husband said ‘Well never mind, there’s always tomorrow’!!! Her face changed so quickly but still cuddled and kissed him which I love. This is why it reminds me of you two. Still so much in love after all those years and shit that Jimmy puts you through!

"He wasn't in the wrong, he played it wrong" is a great statement James 👍 Another excellent podcast. Thanks guys xx love you bye

Clair’s cockney impression gets me every time 😂

Clair's becoming a national treasure like a fresh Lorraine Kelly! James is doing alright as well 😊

One of the best podcasts you’ve done so far!! Love it

You two crack me up…love you both together 🩷

I completely understand what you were saying James about the train 😂 You have to read the room, be wary of your surroundings & then come up with a plan of action 😂😂

Another great podcast. Cheers guys xx

Love this !! Can't wait for the next one 😁

Great video guys thank you

Your best one so far! I'd love to see you two do some of his and hers quizzies!

Got our tickets to the play. So excited. 8th June. Can't wait. Loved thus episode xxxx

I enjoyed that you two have me in stitches 😂

Love these two. His performance….its alright…haha right on. Cheers from America

From one glasgow lass to another i love u clair - love u both tbh - so raw n real u two its CLASS - never change

We love Claire and the action.You keep going young lady

And keep up the good work both of you 👍!

36:47 I’m married to a book smart scouser. Yes there is one 😂

Brilliant episode. 😂

You two are brilliant keep up this content me and the misses ❤️ it 😂

James you and Clair are so funny. Love you guys💕

I love your pod ❤️❤️

❤❤❤ love this guys, a really enjoyable watch. P.s talking about accents..from one Scot to another..love a West of Scotland girl's accent.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Great content beardy 🔥🔥🔥

10 out of 10 as always guys!!

That was awsome ive laugh so much

Keep the book chat coming Clair 📚 I need to know what that book is. Snowboarder/mountains/crystal meth … sounds interesting!! Brilliant podcast as always ❤

0450 Thursday happy time loving it all best too kids and paisley ur attitude is so down to earth THANK YOU BOTH

Absolutely love your shit,your wife is blessed in the chest.Keep sending because I’m receiving

The crew laughing so funny subtle giggles obviously as friends crew

For the life of me, I was like "Clair looks familiar" and I couldn't figure it out why... well, now I know 🤣

great chat today guys funny food chats

Morrisons savers jam mini rolls, have to agree about smash love it. It is just freeze dried potatoe flakes x

I love hearing different accents and I just hope I don't embarrass myself by not understanding anyone with a thick accent 🤣 Regarding the street smarts Vs intelligence. My sister and I are each one of these. One of us is sailing through life blissfully comfortable with their lot. The other stays awake at night thinking through every aspect of any decision and is almost stuck in the headlights of life and it severly impacts their way of life but did get straight A's in school, A Levels and has a degree. Sometimes not knowing IS a blessing.

I always watch you on RU-vid xx

Great video as usual, but I'm sure I remember seeing much of this weeks content several days ago as I remember a lot of the subject matter covered. Maybe I saw clips on Instagram?🤔

Clair, that is a great book.

49:30 I felt SO attacked :D

100% great podcast,James I was born in Chelsea and I'm as common as muck , and street wise nothing wrong with that, Claire you do make me laugh, you and James bounce off each other ,like you were made to be together xx

You know when you say see you next Tuesday, what do you mean by that? C you N? ?😂😂😂😂😂

I am with james,wafer thin ham is sooo good!

Nice.

That train story was spot on classy Accent do Clair on audiobook is amazing the Scottish one is amazing trying pulling posh English when lifeguard in Australia & from defo DONT look posh

Billy bear ham 👌

Love this podcast - when you Ave a pop at each other it’s just like me and the missus, and Clair’s accent gets better the more p*ssed off she is! 😂 As far as cheaper food that you prefer to supposedly more exclusive ranges, you can’t f**kin beat Turkey Ham! I’ll munch most of it straight from the packet! Also talkin about tellin people what goes into some food , my missus won’t eat pie and mash anymore after I revealed they use eel juice to Make the liquor.

Just wondering. Was the decision to post the podcast on a Tuesday done specifically so that Clair can do her "see you next Tuesday" joke? lol 🤣

On the accent front… I fucking love your accent Clair 😂

Bernard Matthew’s Turkey ham is amazing! Get the big pack…I could demolish the whole lot in one sitting 🤤🤤

Where do we apply for the perfect draught?? #perfectdraught

Quality Podcast Mr & Mrs B. There's a Curry House, or was, in Bradford, the home of Curries, that was brilliant. Formica Tables, full of piss heads but lovely food. 🤤 151875 is the answer to the Maths Homework. 😊

I can understand your accent Jimmy, and I’m from Sarf London

Burger King over McDonalds any day of the week, flame grilled wins every time!!

James your vow of change next week should be recognising your female audience! Love the podcast and vlogs #nothingagainstwomen ❤

Billy bear ham is the best ham ever ...😊

Stamford (basics) cooked chicken tikka bites in Sainsbury's is well nice comparing to higher brands.

Tinned burgers in gravy and onions!! Its probably none of that but tastes nice!!

Smash is 98% dehydrated potato, if anyone is interested...no, no-one? I'll get my coat...

Love Clair's accent...."broon breed" couldn't have been any more Glaswegian.

The cheaper the sausage the better!!!!

CHAMPAGNE & KEBAB Clair, It is a pairing! the champagne cuts through the fat. That’s why they typically also pair it with fish and chips (best combo EVER)

You married a strong woman James, you're a gr8 couple, me n hubby met at 15, married 25 yrs soon, as a huge beatles fan I'd love to no your and clairs favourite beatles song, mine is, in my life ❤

Claire Buckley's book club yaaaasssss

You had a chance to say, De Niro, Di Caprio, De Buckley

Mcdonalds have new adverts saying they improved the onions, heat and grill to the burgers with better cheese melting to the burgers.. had anyone tried them and is it an improvement? 🍔🍟

I love cheap orange juice 😋

Stornaway black pudding 😋

A fresh off the grill McDonald's burger 🍔 I ve never had a cheeseburger from mc ds that didn't look like it had been stepped on ...top marks for campaigning for beige food tho haha

I like the spam meat 👌👍!!! And black pudding I love it

Mcdonald's breakfast is cracking

I love rustlers burgers quarter pounder instead of a normal burgers

People do not understand Education and intelligence are totally different, Just because you are not "educated" does not mean you can not be intelligent,

Why are the video podcasts uploaded SO much later than the audio-only...

What’s happened to the podcast not seen any uploaded for last three weeks ?

haha clair got james a lunch box... you missed a trick there clair you should of got with your face all over it seeing as james likes to make T-shirts with your face on them x

Schoolboy error James....... " yes, you are smart Clare, with your bookworm activities ", not telling her she "ain't" and also making a point of her making out she is.........😂

The guys in the background always laugh at what you say and I was wondering if you’d ever consider having some random fan appear on your podcast video? If so, I am well up for it!

does anybody else not think that when they are talking about ham sandwich they are talking about the flange " i like mine "wet and sloppy.bit of grizzle with white bits"

Embarrassing sitting here watching it on my own 😂

Never seen holyoaks is this guy still in it ?

What's that address again? Do love a Maccy-D's though wish the limited edition glasses weren't combined with the Monopoly thing each year. Have either of you had KFC or UK-Wendy's; and where would you rank them compared to McDonalds' and Burger King?

I'm with James on the ham definitely the cheap ham the more you can get on the bread the better what's the point of 5 slices in a packet of ham in paying £2 for 500 slices 😋😋

Oh and tinned new potatoes are better than fresh ones lol

Happy birthday for yesterday Brett clement. 15th of bloody may 1989

What about the night at the Dyers where you overshot the mark Clare? I believe you were pished then!

Mac Ds brekkie Is all ill eat from there

‘Rarely get a bad McDonalds’ where u you get McDonalds from ?

Prefere cheap squash then Robinson's

I’m the only bloke that’s listening!

I will take "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese" over any other kind, period. There, I said it!

Idea for a vide6 game: Drunk Train Monkey Tennis

Give me a 40p garlic bread, over any posh shit with caramelized onion and cheese on it

Where are you? It's been aaaaaaaages!

James better avoid the Zuck if I were him he's well into his Brazilian Ju Jitzu and goes to UFC events regularly...

For me I love the cheap "burger van" ketchup. My Mrs insists on buying the most expensive ketchups she can find and I'm never impressed.

Costco Kirkland 100% chicken huge nuggets. They are amazing, adult son and his g/f don't like them and just stick with cheap tesco ones lol

#bants briefcase banter, Bantom of the Opera

I though Clair said "I like white breed' .. thought .. 'racist!' 😂😂😂 . Where do we send voice notes too again?

I laughed when they said do accents make you more intelligent, I’m fae castlemilk. If you ask Clair she will tell you it’s rougher than Danny dyer at the end of the business. I own a business and do ok for myself but I once didn’t get a job off a guy in bearsden (clair will know) found out off a neighbour who I once worked for it’s cause when I bumped into him on a Sunday with my kids I had a tracksuit with my hood up. Dunno if he expected a tuxedo with a fuckin bow tie or something