Historical Misconceptions For You to Bring Up during Family Dinner 

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Okay, so first off, congratulations on making it to trending. Like the channel. Second off, thank you for being the first youtuber who actually posted sources to where their getting this whole idea from. Thirdly... Uh... no... still no. It's just as likely that they were buried near their king, so they could serve their king in the afterlife. After all, the Pharaoh keeps all of his worldly possessions with him in his tomb, why not bring along one of his greatest resources, his slaves? Moreover, I never said that they were slaves... But, and I'm arguing semantics just to be a dick, however you twist this, they're still slaves in my mind... unless they were paid substantially, they were slaves! either they were slaves to their own poverty and had to do the grueling labor for money they desperately needed to live, or they were slaves to their king in the sense that they essentially had to... If the king asks if you want to do it... you say yes. Also, seems they were worked pretty badly according to one of your sources: "the pyramid builders led a life of hard labor, said Adel Okasha, supervisor of the excavation. Their skeletons have signs of arthritis, and their lower vertebrae point to a life passed in difficulty, he said." So, yeah... seems like slaves to me... But, it doesn't really matter and we'll never find out so who the fuck cares...

TehMelonHead with that logic then most of us were slaves by the government and by big corporations

Still went out like a badass. Respect.

Not like it matters cuz they can just accuse her of being a witch next

That is even more badass.

@@GBlockbreaker I disagree, it isnt like every person was getting declared a witch, even if their family members were. I also think him being crushed completely served as some form of exoneration, sort of like the rocks and pond one, where if they die they weren't a witch.

His story was both sad and infuriating especially when you find out who accused him: his greedy neighbors who wanted his property

He is a man of culture ,may he rest in peace

Oh :(

And his wife, Martha Corey, was hung for being a witch a few days after he died

@@basicallybroadway6975 but his kids (at least those who insisted he was innocent) got his estate

@@basicallybroadway6975 for fucks sake 😰

What a bummer, man.

@@kayo5291 more like a chad

Aww🥺🥺

Under the rules of procedure at the time a defendant could not be tried until and unless he entered a plea. To prevent miscreants from avoiding justice by refusing to enter a plea, poena dure et forte (punishment hard and strong) was used to coerce a plea. The idea that he did so to avoid forfeit of his property is the most likely reason for him to have done as he did.

Aw man that's sad, I thought he was just a weird guy with an extreme... idk, weight fetish that he didn't mind dying for. The way Sam O'Nella worded it just sounded very funny idk. Now I feel sorry for this dude that died centuries ago :/

That’s awful, have an upvote

@@SenoraCardgage r/lostredditors

LMFAO

@@sud1881 That’s a subreddit-?

@@BritishMotherfucker ya, fairly popular too.

Puss getty

Me too

Posketti

*crowd goes wild*

Mamá mía a spicy meat-a-bolla

[Insert Signature look of Superiority]

"pasghetti" ಠ‿ಠ

Mussolini didn’t said it. After some listening you can hear that it’s just Sammy screaming into a mic.

@@5Penkets | No shit, Sherlock.

@@5Penkets i honestly didnt know that, but now that i do, i feel dumb

I heard about Giles playing town of salem

Weird how that whole comment reminded me of the stories in the bible. I always thought they were BS. I think, true or not, the biggest lessons are the conclusions we draw from them.

your fiance of 7 years? marry him already lol!

My guess to the explanation is that if he got rid of the tree, trimming it would no longer be a chore did it once and done. My other guess is that he had to much fun with the chainsaw. But seven years, just ask him.

When I first started cutting my own hair, I was only going to trim it a bit but I cut it shorter and shorter and decided to just cut it all and shave my head

@@lunafreed that's a very good theory as to why he did it. I did the same thing to MY hair too 😂

He waited for you to leave and just fuckin uprooted it

I can't think of a username: I give up

Insert stock image of people clapping and give it a red filter and shake it around the screen. Honestly, that would've made the scene a thousand times funnier.

laughinsohard yep

Little known fact, Mussolini was shot, stoned, and hung from a gas station sign and stoned some more.

That was a really fun fact xd

What?

@@inserisciunnome The great Pyramid of Giza Was built for Cheops in the 4th Dynasty around 2600 BC. Cleopatra lived in the first century BC thats about 2500 years between them. From Cleopatra to the internet about 2000 years.

So i saw someone Saying She was also Greek, but they deleated the comment (even If i think It was actually YT deleating the comment) From what i know, Yes and no? She was successor of a Greek Emperor Or One of its soldiers, and the other branch of her family was egyptian, After that, i only know that her family went "Alabama mode".

i bet some idiot read this comment and thought “what?? cleopatra didn’t build the pyramids??” also cleopatra was actually one of the worst female egyptian leaders, hatshepsut was the best and i hate the fact that not many people know her.

@@inserisciunnome Thats kind of right! She belonged to the Ptolemaic dynasty which started with Ptolemaios I. Ptolemaios was one of the generals of Alexander the great who conquered Egypt (to that time under Persian rule) and was made king of Egypt after Alexander's death. So Cleopatra had Greek heritage and there where indeed incestuous practices in the Ptolemaic family. They called themselves pharaohs but just as a kind of legitimisation.

Yeah, people saying that are 100% just fans of him that won't admit it

​@@slendveny7191 Truth

bruh

*PESCETTI*

He also had a habit of showing up to people's farms and working in their fields

One of my friends says presentate instead of present with mussolini's confidence.

That guy whos wax too angry is also mostly right

Wanted to write the same, kudos to you Sir

Honestly, who in the right mind thinks that one of the greatest theoretical physicists would fail what builds the roots of theoretical physics.

Don't forget that *Michael Jordan was rejected twice!* You too can become an NBA legend even tho you're 5'6

J4 Genius yeah he was a short freshman who wanted to be in varsity. I don’t blame the coach for turning him down

@@j4genius961 kinda confused. Are you insinuating Michael Jordan was 5'6? Cuz he's more like 6'6... He's quite tall, unless referring to his time before hitting a pubescent growth spurt, which in that case he wasn't quite an NBA legend yet

the more you dwelve into something, the more you will realise how much you dont know about it..

Your guess is 100% wrong

I’ve heard that he got kicked out of school because he couldn’t tie his shoes. Don’t know if that’s true tho

Wasn’t it because of he moved and the grading system to where he moved was the opposite of the one where he used to live

It's also possible he learned so much from self study that he just didn't participate in class because there was no reason to do "4x+3=5" when he was already doing complex integrals. It would make sense as a quote about "einstein failed math... because he had learned more useful things outside of school" which is similar to the actual real fact that Bill Gates dropped out of college to found Microsoft. Basically, its actually possible for you to learn and thrive outside of school.

The B9 was the first autobahn?!

Seems Germany had good leadership after the war.

@@concept5631 That’s a joke!

The myth was created based on the fact that for some group of elite French soldiers, one of the requirements was to be at least 6 ft tall, which was above average then.

Heyo don’t call short people midgets it’s rude and offensive,call them either a little person ,dwarf or just call em short if they don’t have dwarfism

beside whats named above french feet (measurement unit) at the time where slightly bigger than british feet. So when the french said "hes 4'11" the brits all started wheezing and the french didnt know why

@@naomimiller5636 lmao imagine getting offended over something that is literally harmless.

@@alliedanchor8864 bro I’m just trying to say that people with dwarfism dont like being called midgets and people should stop using the word for anything other than pickles lmao

GIORNO!

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

The jojo fans have arrived- Wait werent we supposed to mention Joseph-

Pasgegghti

@Miles what the shit

LUSUGNYEH

you mena Zipzza?

i read that as applesauce

i’d like to say I made this comment 1.1k likes

@Pluto he would say it like spneunomo..fuck it, i wont right all of that

Same!

Wallaby Gecko same

Samee

Same

Let's be honest, it brought all of us here

Apart from that pithy legal debate over a video game that kinda scarred my opinion of them a little.

correct me if i’m wrong. but is this not obvious as submarines aren’t in the fucking sky?

@@remdixon1526 The joke is how obvious it is.

@@Xertsaa dude already got corrected. you’re not funny.

@@ObeyBunny omg ok i’m slow as fuck whoops

@@Xertsaa 3 'o's dumbass

BudhvinIsReal god bless the usa

BudhvinIsReal teehee

BudhvinIsReal lol

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this comment with the profile pic is pitch perfect lmao

@@theebonymaw lmao I want to comment that too but you already did it

well at least you can start planning..also f vivid restrictions. it has a 0.0002 percent death rate and and kills mostly those who already have disease

Me who recently had an easter family gathering: ... yes

Tf u mean family dinners have been cancelled?

“The Thunder Chad”

His grave is right down my street. Can’t go walking out of my house without thinking of it

*adds blue whale*

@@Smile4theKillCam456 Cool. There was a dead body on my street once when I was a kid. I saw it on my way to school.

@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 Chad Thundercock

He will post in about 3 years, hopefully. As of now.

why is he saying pasghetti instead of spaghetti??

@@kanishcktewatia597 nobody knows

@@kanishcktewatia597 why don’t you ask him

Correct me if I am wrong, but is this not also how Charlie in "It's Always Sunny" also pronounces spaghetti?

He wasn't saying spaghetti in fact, the audio is pretty bad so I don't have a clue on what he was actually saying but surely not spaghetti (potete fidarvi del mio orecchio, sono italiano al 100%)

He would have been a witch, but this witch is a good witch

Still a badass

@@YolkieYolk the salem witch trials were all bs, watch or read the crucible, that witch trial was basically just based on one African slave making love potions to entertain some girls

Mitchy Sassi forgetting Abby’s role in the accusations.

All because Abby wanted to fuck a married guy who wasn’t even that attractive lol... sad.

He wasn’t short for his time. But for us now he was short.

@@Mati-vj1mw no, he was 1 inch shorter than *TODAY'S* average

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 the average height for men in France is 179.73cm. Napoleon was 169cm. Get your facts straight

@@Mati-vj1mw I mean 2 inches as he was 5' 7" which is ~170cm

Wait... Sorry I misread what you said and actually we agree.

he had a 4, not a 6

@@crkTyphoon His Matura is accessible on the internet and he had a 6 in Maths and physics

Thanks for that useful additional information.

No

Aber trotzdem glaubt es irgendwie nie jemand 😂😂😂 alle sagen dann, ne das stimmt nicht der ist wirklich durchgefallen. 🤣

Lol

*pasgetti*

@@potatoedeets450 pasgeatie

Pashhetti

7 - 2

Did you know that you had to clap and cheer for every single little thing that he and all other dictators did and some still do because if you didn’t, it was shown as a sign of treason towards your country and you were killed along with your family or sent to prison

Noah Carmona yes but still it’s Italians and spaghetti, they don’t need to be told to clap

President Obama fax

I can’t tell If y’all are just joking or truly believe he said spaghetti

Sto Cazzo what did you think it is

Good thing we have freedom of speech or that would be us.

RideTn Without the first amendment we’d all be saying “pasgetti” instead of “spaghetti.” What a horrible fate

@@julianbell9161 No being forced to agree with everything your leader thinks. Facism is leftism.

Spoiler he is not saying spaghetti😂

@@jenkostyle273 No one said anything about that. Smh

Fun fact: there calendar repeats. So the ending in 2012 was even more off

@@honeysauce5244 fun fact: penises. try sleeping at night, now, suckers.

Nah they were just off by 8 years😹

It's like saying thar the world would end in 2020 according to the original animal crossing

@@SuperHGB not too far off

He stronk

@@aryssamansfield9735 google translated your comment to “hey stump” lol

@@jharris2321 same lol

@@jharris2321 that is what Washington said after he cut down the tree

ah, so george washington was the chad and not giles corey

I mean, is he wrong though? Try finding a free spot to park on the great wall. No dice.

I’m cross section it is. And to see it it needs to be big in both dimensions

the home depot parking lot is massive

The parking lot was full last time I went but no one was in the store. Something is wrong.

What are you? On a first name basis?

Abraham lincoln prestige'd himself

How did he build a log cabin before even being born?

@@ziadahmedsamy dumbaas

@@ziadahmedsamy BRO.... he just did

@@ziadahmedsamy He was the president he could've had it built for him

The only cooler Giles was Giles Martin

didnt he only end up in that situation because he was kinda dumb, saying sketchy things at the wrong time? or is that just in the crucible

@@aidendoig4542 in the crucible he kinda accused his wife but then he called the judge a moron and challenged the judge who charged him with heresy

But then his wife was killed anyway and his kids were orphaned.

@@aidendoig4542 Literally looking at someone wrong would get you accused! Dude didn’t even have to try..People were sacking each other off if they stood in their ways. Kids were pretending to be possessed to convict people who crossed their parents or else they’d get fucked up by said parents! It was cruel and a fucked up time..

And here I thought ten hour shifts were too long.

Well ancient people sees the lower class not deserving of meat, because they were super expensive. Most of the poor eat a vegetable soup, a type of wheat crackers and other assortment of wheat cookings, fruit and the occasional wild game or meat left overs after the rich was done with them.

I honestly don't see how that correlates to them not being slaves. Slaves in those days weren't necessarily chattel slaves. Look at the Jews in Egypt. They had there own towns. They had meat. Basically lived normal lives but they were not free to leave and had to do what the pharaoh ordered. We look at ancient slavery too much like American slavery. American slavery was probably one of the worst forms of slavery in history. Apart from some of the European stuff in the Caribbean and south america (horrible torture)And ancient salt mine slaves. But those were basically criminals sentenced to death.

@@JG-id5vi I don't know about American slavery being the worst. I think people think so, because they look at American slavery under todays standarts, but acknowledge with other slavery that it were other times. But if you look at how normal people lived and were treated by employers during industrialisation, slaves were barely worse off.

"I'm a simple man, I eat meat and work 3 month shifts"

(Crowd cheers)

I wonder why he was even talking about spaghetti

@darklordster guess they really love spagehetti

*Chris O'Neil has entered the chat*

Sawcon Deez nuts because they are italian

@sO gUyS wE dId It False. At the time he was only 16, he didn't get in College on his first try because it was a very highly selective school (not being picked to get into MIT or Harvard doesn't mean you flunked out). Also the only subject where he got a low grade (not failed mind you) was in foreign languages which was required for entry and which he didn't care about, everything else was stellar. www.einstein-website.de/z_biography/chronological_table.html www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-rejection-letter/

@sO gUyS wE dId It You talk like he was a failure because just he couldn't get into one of the most prestigius colleges at age 16 lol

who needs maths when youre smart enough to cheat the system like that tho

People with that pfp are not to be respected.

There your 1k like from me

Sounds like something someone would say in a BDSM... idk Like

Hello There He liked his women thicc

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 lol

More weed

That's one Heavy... Metal

Chandrakanta Patil I I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee

If this is true, that’s kinda sad.

@Colton Moore Like feeling superior to others over a YT joke? That's what I call pathetic. You do realize that judging by how he frased his comment he DOES NOT HAVE a family to dine with. So they might all be dead or he doesn't live with his parents anymore, something like that.

Chandrakanta Patil tbh

@@Haki145 Bruh its Phrased*

Well yeah, aside from the fact that neither fire, flying nor water have opposites. More _fun,_ less *fact,* I found :)

@@ryans756 That and the fact that the closest thing to the opposite of fall isn't "fly", it's "rise".

@@funkalicious02 Our work here is done. **High fives** :D

@@funkalicious02 Sunrise

You guys must suck at parties

Trash Boy Lmao

@Miles pls this is not the place

@Miles Are you being serious or sarcastic?

@Miles bot

George was a person that most people knew and there for nobody gets mad but if you do nobody really cares and call it that, like I just ripped out my nieghbuors grass and they call a lawsuit but when they kill there chickens they never get a lawsuit

As opposed to figuratively?

@@TBustah nah god is literally wikipedia's sitting in front of a tv playing static

@@clairebearsharksunglasses4753 But how is that “literally the most sam o’nella thing” that not ryan has seen? “Literally” is not a generic superlative, the implication is that it could be figuratively so.

BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT

@@TBustah y u asking me and not Ryan :/

was this comment made by marie antoinette

@@vinnie861 She's dead, I'm alive

@@vinnie861 Right? It sounds like something she would do. Lol

Yup and even if she did she would've actually meant it as cake, like "Get these poor people some good food!" not the way we use it which is saying it derisively and using "cake" to mean "dirt".

UP THE IRONS

ABBA, too!

@@briangiesen2015 NOOOOOO ONLY IRON MAIDEN

When i was in high school, you could tell the badass kids, because they wore Iron Maiden t shirts

HELL THE FUCK YEAH!

Hey it's not a great idea to go trashing other religions. We have just as many reasons to believe what we do as you have.

@@ZaleARogers My intention wasn't to hurt anyone's feelings or question or belittle their religious beliefs. It was done for a comic relief with the information displayed before it. If it hurt your feelings, my sincere apologies.

@Rahul J. Ghaywan It didn't hurt me, but it may hurt others. I was just trying to let you know. Thanks for understanding!

@@rahulj.ghaywan6875 Maturest conversations I've ever seen on RU-vid.

Yes. The fabric of reality is on the verge of collapse. Somebody call me a poopy pants.

The history channel would probably say they were built by aliens tbf, although they could've been slave aliens

@@Gamerguy-wz1sd i watched ancient aliens on the history channel for 5 hours straight just so i can be able to make more memes

Remember when History Channel was Competent I don't

My jewish relatives want to know more about this lol

@@BaileyGoldstein I dunno what you're family believes, but don't most Jewish people believe that the stuff written in the Bible isn't meant to be historical and more of an Allegory of how shitty they were treated throughout most history

It showed up in the "elder Scrolls Topic" section. I though the Iron Maiden was the Night Mother's coffin.

That's not Buddha, have you learned nothing?

TheYellowPixel - OSRS SAME

TheYellowPixel - OSRS I think you mean the Budai

@@yaakov1039 Same thing

Lmao how ironic

@@GwakGwak-ct8yv ha, cause she was made out of iron.

Did you know the reason the Titanic sunk was a really due to a fire in the engine room prior to its departure. This was recently discovered and proven by photos at the time, so the ship couldn't slow down and couldn't steer away

@@reafux6998 so the whole iceberg thing was just the cherry on top?

@@GwakGwak-ct8yv just the tip of the iceberg

Holy shit, I think you’re right. I don’t remember the “bring up at family dinner” part of the title.

I was looking for this comment

Me neither, maybe in some we will see again a video about interesting facts with monstruous yet hillarious drawings.

@@antoninocuffaro2804 hmmm I do

@Kne3cap wait rly?? where did he say that?

I see you everywhere

Furfag

Zeke Chan ???

Zeke Chan he is not a furry, he said it in his name

you literally play roblox LOL

woww

Also, Cleopatra was alive closer to us today than to the time the pyramids were built.

I mean ofc, she came later than Alexander the Great, the dynasty he and his men created, she’s an heir too, whoever Alexander put in charge when he drove off the Persians

But where was it before?

No it hasn’t

Oh no. Please don't. There are much more reliable sources you can use.

Who thought they were made of wood? Lol he had dentures made from ivory. I thought this was common knowledge

K Francks actually they were bade of his slave’s teeth :/

ah haha exactly

K Francks I’m pretty sure they were from his slaves

A mix of slaves teeth, animals and ivory. I too grew up hearing the wood story. Though apparently one of his denture sets was all ivory (worn at his inauguration for example) which stained quickly and looked wood-like, but I still need to fact check that last part.

...or did he?

Loqt They were the grandparents of "my speghet" memers.

Allende Pacheco tru

arms weak

ノック knees weak, arms are heavy

mom 'pasgeddi

3:32

Same

why is pasghetti funny. is there something i dont know?? i am hella curious now.

@@kanishcktewatia597 Nah its just funny to hear outta nowhere, no one expected it thats why its funny

Pohsketti sounds like the Polish equivalent of the Italian dish.

Wow, that's profound.

No way

Source???

@@occ86 my backyard

Together, we can stop this from happening.

Maybe it's Sam O'Nella himself. 3:04

Tommy Jarvis

Its called sexual arousal

fret weed ?

You should get that looked at. It could be a tumor....