@@hammon9670 yeah that's also pretty funny, the scene from the movie always comes to mind PD:Also could be used that meme from one of the despicable movies China:NO.
Hitler gets rejected from art school WW2 happens and ends two Jewish Americans creat Super Man and different cartoons exist then Japan gets inspired and culture between start to happen.
700 thebisans 300 helots and around 300 Spartans. Is estimated to have fought in the final day at Thermopylae. Allowing the other much larger allied force to retreat. This also does not count the simultaneous naval battle.
North Korea: About to Unify Korea USA and the bandwagon: NO! USA and the bandwagon: About to Yeet North Korea China: Denied, get the fuck away from my border, thots.
@@generalkenobi5173 It was North Korea beating the ever living shit out of South Korea, but then the USA saving South Korea. Then the USA was beating the ever living shit out of North Korea which is when China saved North Korea. China just did what the USA did first, idk why the USA bitches and moans about it.
**1939** Poland:Nice day guys am I ri---... Germany:No. England:Should we... let's talk to the Germans Germany:**Starts WW2** England: NOW THAT'S AN AVENGER THREAT LEVEL! Poland:I want this bear in our mili---... Germany:No Poland:Still taking him. Edit:30 likes the most I ever had! Thanks guys!
When the Soviet Union becomes the Russian federation But then we all realise Rasputin and Vladimir Putin are the same dude Assassins : not this shit again.
Spartans: 300 of us held off an entire army! Brazilians: That's cute, we do that with only 3 soldiers Man with an axe: Hold my beer Steve: hold my sharpness V sword
During WW2, three soldiers of the Brazilian Expeditionary Force held off an attack by an entire company of German soldiers. All three men died, but they held long enough for the Allies to retreat to better positions. When the Germans discovered that they had only been fighting three men, they buried them with full military honors and marked their grave "Three Brazilian Heroes"
@@KermitTheGamer21 dude i never knew my people did that, i feel a sudden pride shed over me. And for literal wehrmatch soldier (ones that i personely admire) to give them full honors is just fasinating.
WW2 Canada: ok we need 2 soldiers, Leo Major and your best friend Willy Arseneault, go find the position of germans near Zwolle because every day 50 canadians are killed. *Willy are killed by a german soldier* Leo: You take the life of my best friend so, I take your city. *Leo attack Zwolle* Every german in Zwolle: IT'S A BIG CANADIANS OFFENSIVE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVE!!!! *Leo take Zwolle*
Germany:*Side's with Romania* Germany and Romania:*Invade the USSR* Germany and Romania:*Lose* Romania:I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move!*Attacks Germany side by side with the USSR* USSR to Romania after it's over:I diagnoze you with joining us!
@Ishir Mehra There were no mutineries, I know it, I'm french. Italy joined the war in 1915. The US, in late 1917. Historians say that if the US remained neutral, the war would have been a couple months longer. And France wouldn't have been limited by the US when writing the treaty of Versailles, leading to no nazi germany as the treaty would've been respected.
@Ishir Mehra But France would keep an eye out on Germany. Constantly. So no rearming. Just admit it. Military wise, the US did almost nothing. Plus, they were armed by the french. Also, there were lots of riots in Germany and the german army. My original point is, Italy was more useful than the US. End of the discussion.
@Ishir Mehra Well, not at all. Marshal Pétain has the continuation of the mutiny (which was not as important as with the Germans) decided to go in the trenches and listen to the complaints of the French soldiers. Seeing that their living conditions were deplorable, he decided to improve them. That’s how the mutinies ended
The maginot line was not finished because of the Belgians who didn’t want to get involved in protecting a region no one was expecting the nazis to come from.
And the not do anything part... excuse me but there was still a small but present part of the population both in Africa and the occupied metropolis to fight. The résistancialism is a myth but doesn't mean there was nobody.
Ways to stop someone from wanting to build a working time machine 1. Warm him or her about the dangers of time travel. 2. Make him or her think that time travel is impossible. 3. Make him or her think that time travel is not real. 4. Make him or her obsessed with females or males.
The majority: Colombus is a great discovererer, he found America A minority: Leif Erikson was in America 500 years before that Natives: Are we a joke to you? Also, which battle is 6:50 a reference to?
Tiger tanks in a nutshell. Hans: sir, we have a problem. Commandant: Hans, a problem is just an opportunity in disguise. Hans: oh. In that case, sir, we have a transmission opportunity.
The Irish fighting the Roman Empire: (Godzilla 2019) The Irish against the British empire: (Zilla) The Irish in 1916: (Godzilla 1954) The Irish today: (all Godzillas)
Wow. You two seem really upset, especially the latest dude who was so pissed he forgot how English works also I was just giving you a friendly reminder of the hundreds of year's of slavery my ancestors faced, so I am not actually mad about it nor am I saying I'm a slave... Apart from the fact that I have to pay money to group who aren't even a part of my culture. But hey, I guess you Brits never could face your mistakes.
3:28 if I may correct, France was in fact very heavily impacted (much more than Britain or of course the US) :350000 civilians died, whole cities were destroyed and the Resistance was essential to the D day landing success. Plus the Provence landing was made by French troops essentially. So please show a little more respect to a country that suffered and fought its share
The only place that probably was 'relatively less damaged' was Paris, as basically every other European capital & largest cities were much more damaged (London, Moscow, Warsaw, Berlin you name it). Other than that the French infrastructure was pretty much screwed for the entirety of the 5 year long occupation.
We time travelled. Yes, but to what year? I don't know lets asks that guy over there. Hey, what year is it? 114 years after the creation of Rome. Yes, but what year before Christ? Who is Christ? Sorry bro, not a clue.
10:29 My teacher to my history class: Italy was on the triple alliance Me: no they were on the entente/allies My brain: so they switched sides Me so they switched sides The class: ha lol u stoopid Next day teacher: lol he was right Me: *sees this meme* Also me: I’m right I just said it wrong
The funny thing is Abraham Lincoln and JFK were open minded people Lincoln was against slavery and fought for equality and JFK was one of the only politicians to have an interest in space
4:35 This is just like me when I thought "Albania" in _Harry Potter_ was referring to the modern Balkan country, as opposed to an archaic name for Scotland.
Bullys in C OPS: LOL NAB YOUR JUST A NAB GAY Me: Sure... C ops: im gonna pause you right there Me: *unlocks my acc again* Also me: *_Miss me assholes?_*
World: Poland, please give Danzig to Germany! World: Poland, you can literally save millions of lifes! Poland: Poland: Poland (with evil red eyes): NO.
0:51 Modern Scientists who have put years of effort and pain into finding out we actually came from somewhere in Turkey or Greece: *Am I a joke to you?*
