The windmills cometh Originally streamed/recorded on January 20th, 2022 Editor: THEFIERYREDHEAD / @thefieryredhead Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Jerma985 stars as "The world's Okayest Hitman" with his powers including phasing through doors, the world's weakest hammer swing, and the ability to kill multiple people by simply doing the windmill"
“Why is everyone looking at me like I’m a weirdo?” I dunno Jerma, probably because you dipped your hand in a deep fryer and asked if anyone wanted ketchup
I like to think he describes what he's doing around him at all times, so "ME CAVEMAN, ME DONT KNOW WHAT TECHNOLOGY IS" is the last thing you hear before you slip into unconsciousness
hitman is actually based on jerma's original career before he retired, the voices he hears in his head that he calls chat is actually that of the people he murdered
I loved that part of john wick when he calmly and slowly walks into a large stage to his target with everyone watching and proceeds to punch is target twice and just completely misses the first time.
5:29 Imagine being the Flamingo Guy just on your way to work and you see a man scream in fear at you then immediately start to chase you and try to grab you by the neck. He then kills multiple guards, and you just barely make your escape, only to be shot in the back with a shotgun. Peak PSYCHO behavior
I love the idea of someone with a shotgun locked in a room with hundreds of security guards and police entering the room trying to detain him but the guy with the gun keeps perfectly killing them one by one in self defense hotline miami style while going 'PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYBODY, PLEASE JUST STOP COMING INTO THIS ROOM WE CAN TALK'
I had a dream where my brother, Jerma, and I were watching a TVR recording together. They were on the couch, me the floor between them. It looked like the AI Text generator stream with the Comcast recording overlay. He was streaming from just behind me, using our TV. Like, it was live and a recording at the same time. Jerma was complaining about his PC getting too hot, because the fan just wasn't enough to cool it down, like it was too weak. Soon after, he laughed. People had been giving him suggestions on what to do and someone put a spin on the old "fart in your microphone" gag. Somebody said "can you fart into the microsoft" A couple minutes later, without warning Jerma tried to smother me with a throw pillow. I got out from under it easily though, because Jerma refused to get out of his seat. Getting on my knees, I turned and shouted "who just did that?!" My brother showed no evidence of moving, so I looked at Jerma & said "did you do that?!" Instantly cowed, he tried to tell me 'it wasn't me, it was my brother. I was possessed by my brother.' I wasn't buying it. This was because Jerma was still holding the pillow he just tried to kill me with. He couldn't keep the smile off his face, so he pretended to be incredulous. Stamping the pillow with his hand to prove his "honesty," he insisted "it was my brother's! spirit! [sic]" who wanted to smother me. However, he wouldn't make eye contact and was doing the Lying Voice even as he hit the couch. _So_ honest (BAD ACTOR). I pressed him on it again. He folded and admitted 'okay it was me.' After he apologized and everyone relaxed again (ha-haaa like it was just a praaank bro!) he said "it really was my brother's idea, though" and I had this gut feeling he was telling the truth.
My favorite part has to be when he kills that nurse, very brutally, with a hammer and then sees the guy watch the whole time, says "I forgot you were even here" and throws the hammer perfectly killing him too.
The windmill technique not even being a windmill is killing me. I just look over in the corner and he's doin little baby punches and absolutely fucking massacring everyone in the crowd.
He gets scared after a Flamingo man runs into him, then starts to chase him, steals a guards gun then starts massacaring everyone and shoots the Flamingo man in the back with a 12 Gauge, only Jerma is capable of making this an understandable scene
5:54 the fall guys startup sound played the moment Jeremy jerma killed a man, it was pretty neat. I love fall guys so so much and it just booted, thanks jerma : )
Unhinged streamer stalks around expo center murdering innocent civilians, continuously asks "WHAT HAPPENED??" immediately after committing deranged acts of violence
