The scenario of hitman expertly describing an ancient wine, then just randomly throwing a bottle at someone as hard as he can while perfectly deadpan continues talking is a pure fucking golden moment in comedy.
How the hell did the principal of jerma's clown school not take into consideration that jerma is in fact a graduated clown and he will never under any circumstance take the game seriously? Of all people, he should know that.
It was payback for afromented embarrassing spray bottle incident. Which you’d think as a clown would be all cool but the timing just wasn’t right ya know??
How dare you leave out the part where he managed to shoot Diana and the target at the same time with a sniper shot and then screamed 'COLLATERAL' at the camera.
The laugh track as he’s threatening a man with a shotgun, moving him closer to a machine that will crush every bone in his body is why Hitman exists in the first place
BREAKING: Man grinds up 5 people in giant grape grinder, turns himself in. "I don't think I want to do this anymore," he said to the police. Only an eyeball and a finger bone were recovered from the victims.
I can't believe this ACTUAL menace to society is still allowed on Twitch after grinding up / crushing all of those dead bodies. And to put a _laugh track_ over it? This streamer is _beyond_ f****d
the shift from him being so excited to dump a bunch of corpses in a grinder to the sudden realization that what he was doing was REALLY FUCKED UP was so fucking funny, i'm crying and my throat hurts
evidence that jerma is naturally good: immediately rushes to somebodies aid after they are attacked, even without knowing them for like more than an hour and considering them a friend
To be fair, Diana Burnwood IS Agent 47's handler, which means that anyone's who's played all the games will have some attachment to them (even if they liquify them sometimes)
21:36 - When the vineyard was bombed *(throws the bottle directly into the guy's face)* during the closing days of World War 2... Agent 47 sure knows how to capture attention, this presentation is better than Bill Gates releasing a jar of mosquitoes.
I love how the first few minutes of the video are him agreeing to the deal and he just gave up on it 10 minutes into the mission lmao. Still so glad he didn’t stick with the deal
You have to wonder how Jerma acts during movies. There is no way in hell he can contain himself for an hour and a half if he can't sit through 30 seconds of video game dialogue
If I saw a bald man waltz into a fancy dinner party and throw a wine bottle straight into someone's face I'd be *laughing hysterically* instead of wondering "what's going on?". They need to add that in the next game. NPC's that laugh at the shit you do instead of all having the same reaction.
OK but to be fair if some master sommelier was talking about how amazing this one particular wine was while smashing bottles of dogshit wine on the table, I might actually hear him out as like some sort of extended bit about how this wine can't even compare to the dogshit ones. At least until he smashes it over my head and gives me brain damage
Hey everyone. Participant, witness and survivor of the the smooshening here. I’ve been in therapy ever since, all thanks to this CRAZED LUNATIC streamer
Now I just imagine him doing an IRL assassination stream with a head-mounted GoPro or something. Imagine the amount of pog moments that would result from him bumbling around someone's mansion at 2:00 AM trying to poison their wine with Cheese Nip powder.
I love how jerma is just the modern day Jekyll and randomly during his streams gets taken over by Hyde and just starts causing absolutely whacky comically violent mayhem
I would have been fine with the serious gamer bet if he had infinite comedy saves. Limiting him was never going to last and be funny- it was one or the other
