HITMAN 2 - Brutal & Funny Ragdoll Moments - Isle of Sgail 

What I have learned: 1. One target is down. 2. 47 has done a nice work. 3. Zoe Washington is the next target.

OK, that part where 47 pretended to be Janus's corpse is freaking GENIUS.

3:08 She just ate her phone wtf

5:08 "It blew up in my face" *Captain Literal throws an explosive at her face* Genius.

5:13 "It blew up in my face" Then proceeds to get blown up in the face. Talk about perfect timing

9:34 and they say Communism doesn't work.

0:08 Diana: *Tells info about Target* 47: She’s dead to me anyways

6:18 "we keep the fire light-" "..HerE wE gO AgAin.."

7:59 That lady in red is the perfect example of doesn't give a shit. I'm here for the paycheck.

1:39 "woah" then proceeds to burn

5:11 "It blew up in my face" *sweet irony intensifies*

One target down. Nice work, 47. Next up, It's JOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEENAAAAAA!!!!!

3:46 this is spartaaaaaa 🤣

5:40 holy shot that guy had super powers!

5:42 Woah, we got a gymnast here!

4:05 me when I fart in class

"... we will keep the fire alight" *fires the canon What a great presentation 😮 6:15

3:09 what a waste of a phone

3:08 Yeah eating your phone would do that

(6:20) hear we go again? what, was she blasted with a cannon before ?XD

"When mankind retreats once more to the caves of superstition, we will keep the fire alight" *fires canon ball and blows her up* perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude got some nice dance moves 1:37

Damn Gary, always leaving his suppressed weapon on the ground.

*NeXT uP iS ZOe WaSsHiNgTOn InTESniFIEs*

0:34 when you lose test your might in mortal kombat

8:30 is my Favorite, BURN BABY!! BURN!! 🔥😂👌 Edit: The Rise of Phoenix at it's Finest 🤣🔥

6:25 fine but not too tight

"I Bet Gary lost this!" bursts into flames

2:19 that knockback, WTF 😅😂😂🤣🤣

Guard: Ugh, I bet Gary lost this *guard dies* Lesson learned: never think Gary did something.

The death toward the end is a lot more satisfying when you say yes, then she asks if you're there to kill her and you lie. A lot more satisfying than the one shown

3:45 leaked footage of thanos vs gamora

The two dudes in the back every time 47 kills someone be like "yeah, looks like an accident"

3:08 DID SHE LITERALLY EAT HER PHONE!?

9:33 *ussr music randomly is heard and tear flowing. Down my cheek and a quiet "Ura" *

“the sinclair scheme? it blew up in my face and-“ *gets explosive thrown at face*

5:12 blow up in your face never say that in front of agent 47

11:31 Well, she was warned.

Real life: Get this person to a hospital! Hitman Universe: What gol'durned mess to clean up.

haha. looks like it's time for me to pick up hitman 2.

9:20 Nice joke there

0:35 If avatar taught me anything Lightning beats fire

Guards: UGH I BET GARRY LOST THIS *explodes* Hitman: Yeah he definetly did.

13:02 the guard just says "Oh sh*t."

3:45 😂 this is Sparta 😂 😂 😂

0:27 Home Improvement 😂

3:27 Guard 1: identify yourself, what’s this guys problem, is he you’re Guard 2 : ahhhh Guard 1 : oh no

13:08 "Ugh, i bet garry lost this" *fucking explodes* goddammit garry

Electricity kills are probably my new favorites.

0:35 fire and electricity at the same time! Lol

Best moments. 6:26 Hitman: I know- May I? Fine, but not to tight Hitman: **LITTERALLY GARATES HER IN THE KNECK** 5:07 I forgot her name:zoey, zoey! Pick up.. yes- look I screwed up, it blew up in my face- **gets blown up by a thrown bomb in the face** 7:35 Hitman: **Acts dead** Zoey: the part turn a deaf and deep down Janus, you- know why, because of all your smarts, your a rank and file pedestrian middle class bla- Hitman: **stops acting dead and stabs her kneck** Zoey: **choke noises**

5:50 Zoe said YEET to the sky 😂

Sophia: yea zoe the scheme it blew up in my face.. Blows up*

Dude the Cannon kill was perfect 🤣🤣

HEY! i got some Deja vu here 7:41

*One target down nice work agent 47*

47!! That was too tight ;-; she said "not too tight" ...

awesome traps )

3:08 probably already mensioned but she ate her phone

4:08 smoking kills.

2:28 he didn't kill her he prevented her from puking everywhere ;) (would you this as a lie of drowning someone in a toilet?)

9:46 I don't know why it is so funny to me 😁

I bought all 3 Hitman games to play on PSVR about a year ago. I still haven't got around to playing them yet, but this looks like it's going to be so much fun.

2:35 Swirly!

At 0:35, one gets electrocuted and the other burns. That is a perfected kill. 😊

Cellphones are *NOT* for eating, you fool!

Nice to be thourough. Fire and electricity.

13:10 Oh that Gary. Such a prankster.

3:08 Uh is that a cupcake that look like a phone cuz I think that how she die by eating her own phone xD

5:16 lmao!!! He just threw that thing on her head!!!

7:30 my kill favoris

6:19 Zoe gets shot with a cannon Guard; here we go again.

Omg what did Gary lose!?!

hitman blood money music i love that

4:00 okay that one's on her. She could've seen the gas can and been like 'huh-probably shouldn't smoke next to an open canister'

3:00 death from casually eating a cell phone.

“That is Zoe Washington. Chairwoman of the Ark Society, professional treasure hunter, and prominent-(Zoe💀) 🤦‍♂️😑…47, while I appreciate your zeal for getting the job done, I was kind of on a roll there.”

0:35 Ordering one barbecue, ones Fried coming right up

Something about this game is so therapeutic.

What would you expect to happen she literally just ate her phone 3:08

0:33 naruto and sasuke

If I'm having a Fuxked up day, I watch these videos and feel a little better, then I get curly toes from the Wifey and my days is perfect

3:08 Game of the year 2018

Cool is HITMAN IN THE HESE

1:39 Keep trying to do the orange justice youll get there dont give up

OMG this game is great, especially in the times we are currently in.

One target down, nice work 47.

7:40 that's not how you play a harp

3:09 no ones talking about the person eating her phone

7:44 music like dmc4 opening soundtrack 😍

0:32 47 used ninjutsu 😂

Dammit, Gary!

The fact that Zoe and Sophia have the same voice as Xayah from League of Legends always throws me off.

- We will keep fire alive *Fires* the Canon - here we go again...

Ever play some of the originals??? There was one, high up in some snowy mountains. It had a glass bottom hot tub... One could shoot the glass out from below, & watch the target, and a couple of bikini chicks fall to their demise! Easily one of my favorites! XD

4:02 Another way to tell that *SMOKING KILLS!!!*

i play the hitman 2 levels on hitman 3 off camera sometimes. i always laugh when she says (NO! 47, that was our only lead on the partners! ABORT MISSION)

Agent 47 looks great in a corset. 😅

guard: whoa next second: *lights on fire*

3:31 “is he your- *Ahhhhhh* oh no”