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Hitman 3 Mendoza! 3 Ways to Play! WINE PRESS! ELECTRIC TRAP! BALCONY SURPRISE? (Part 1 of 2) 

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Hitman 3's take on the beautiful wine country of Mendoza, Argentina is the next stop on the murder world tour for Agent 47. In the mission The Farewell, Andy, Jane and Mike must eliminate a couple of Providence power players to clear the path for Diana to take the organisation down from within. The first of those targets is Tamara Vidal, whose hobbies include winery tours, not paying attention to her surroundings, and standing perilously close to balconies.
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@the-thhorseman2484
@the-thhorseman2484 3 года назад
From the intro section. Andy will try to be a good Hitman. Mike will try to be a fun Hitman. Jane only kills people as part on an extended Multi-year loyalty mission to raise companion status with Diana enough for the romance option to pop-up.
@rjfaber1991
@rjfaber1991 3 года назад
Can't blame Jane for that one... We all want to get a deep romantic relationship going with Diana so we can move in together, and find out if she talks about mundane things like laundry or council tax in the same mysterious voice she introduces missions with.
@hush-615
@hush-615 3 года назад
Diana is the Alistair of Hitman.
@se7endeadly418
@se7endeadly418 3 года назад
Accurate
@danielcooper3332
@danielcooper3332 3 года назад
Welcome to the Walmart 47. Your targets are a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread. The bottle of milk appears to be at the back of the shop in the refrigerated section, while the bread is somewhere in aisle 5. Free samples of the store's new salami are being given out in aisle 7 and they have a two for one deal on baked beans so choose your approach carefully. Good luck 47 I'll leave to prepare.
@nunyobidniz
@nunyobidniz 3 года назад
@@danielcooper3332 😂
@diogogomes432
@diogogomes432 3 года назад
Diana in Andy playtrough: Let me subtly help 47 get the opening to murder the target Diana in Jane's playtrough: Let me keep distracting the target until 47 finds an opportune way to kill her Diana in Mike's playtrough: OH FOR F**KS SAKE 47...
@jessicalee333
@jessicalee333 3 года назад
I think Mike's Diana is used to it by now.
@tach-uq5tw
@tach-uq5tw 3 года назад
@The Gaming Meta "at least he isn't wearing a clown outfit" thinks Mike's Diana
@Tabbyclaw
@Tabbyclaw 3 года назад
@The Gaming Meta Mike's Diana is just grateful this one is at a winery, and is casually slipping as many bottles as she can fit into her purse because she knows she's gonna need them.
@ladyicondraco
@ladyicondraco 3 года назад
@@tach-uq5tw This comment wins the internet today as far as I am concerned.
@Jedi_Spartan_38
@Jedi_Spartan_38 2 года назад
Mike's an amateur... the only acceptable way to send that target over a ledge is through the ragdoll effects provided by the sniper team.
@jollyfighter7319
@jollyfighter7319 3 года назад
„Diana, it’s me. Agent 47, from work.“ 😂
@Maria.Annette
@Maria.Annette 3 года назад
"YES! I know him! He's a friend from work!"
@mrcrow4119
@mrcrow4119 3 года назад
Crouching Tango, Hidden Screwdriver : The Jane Douglas story
@bcfb21
@bcfb21 3 года назад
Crouching fuse hidden screwdriver.
@Brasc
@Brasc 3 года назад
Crouching Tango & Hidden Screwdriver sounds like an order you'd place with a bartender.
@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 11 месяцев назад
@@Brasc It sounds like a good cocktail. I would try it when I hit 21.
@boydsinclair7606
@boydsinclair7606 Месяц назад
Screwy is the best emotional support murder weapon ❤
@cebbi1313
@cebbi1313 3 года назад
Andy: *crushes lady with a big wine press and sees a big pool of blood* Andy: *shocked pikachu face*
@Brasc
@Brasc 3 года назад
Andy: *sees reflection in nearby shiny surface* What a rubbish pikachu. You win this year, Luke. Ellen: WHAT?!
@notoriousgoblin83
@notoriousgoblin83 3 года назад
vino humano
@gothmissstress
@gothmissstress 3 года назад
@@Brasc ahhahahaahahah
@infern0711
@infern0711 3 года назад
I love how they all are talking to Diana whenever they see her.
@KaraDennison
@KaraDennison 3 года назад
So many noticers but Diana is the only noticer we really want :(
@Life_Universe_Everything
@Life_Universe_Everything 3 года назад
She is the most interesting person there to be fair, well to their knowledge. “Oh hey your that lady who worked with the worlds most deadly assassin.” While said Assassin is behind them.
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
@@Life_Universe_Everything that just shows just how great of a job 47 did in his last mission.
@thebillygoatgamer7053
@thebillygoatgamer7053 3 года назад
I reloaded the level multiple times and shot her in the face.
@nvh119
@nvh119 3 года назад
Hey Diana, it's me, 47... From work!
@mattball8622
@mattball8622 3 года назад
I love how Andy finally found an assassination technique too horrifying for quips.
@beepboprobotsnot3748
@beepboprobotsnot3748 3 года назад
He started to quip, and then he just couldn't...
@Zoso14892
@Zoso14892 3 года назад
It's rare to see him so lost for words. To be fair it was horrific lol.
@CinnaScone
@CinnaScone 3 года назад
Yeah, as soon as I realized he was gonna do the wine press I was looking forward to his reaction, having done that kill myself.
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 3 года назад
They've really upped the vividness of these various kills, from the electrocutions to...this.
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi Год назад
I mean, there was nothing left... Too distressing and disrespectful for quips, even if she is an NPC and not real.
@sneakydeekie5472
@sneakydeekie5472 3 года назад
I love Mike: “That is the dumbest thing I have ever done in hitman and it was fine... it was absolutely fine! Which means, ladies and gents, I haven’t learned my lesson at all.”
@gothmissstress
@gothmissstress 3 года назад
Yeah, Mike is life
@Faranya
@Faranya 3 года назад
"Oh, I'm being noticed!" -Mike, immediately
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 3 года назад
@@gothmissstress What it REALLY proves is that Mike is better than I will ever be at Hitman.
@nicht-registrierternutzer4464
@nicht-registrierternutzer4464 3 года назад
And we all hope he will never learn his lesson. Don't change Mike, don't ever change. :D
@MrLewis555
@MrLewis555 3 года назад
I just love that he clarified that this was the most stupid thing IN HITMAN. So now the challenge is to find the game he has been stupider In!
@kattaylor2919
@kattaylor2919 3 года назад
I can only imagine how disappointed Diana was to see Mike murder that woman in plain sight RIGHT NEXT TO HER 🤣
@Crisjola
@Crisjola 3 года назад
Mike's Dianna is probably just glad he didn't use an explosive that might have caught her in the blast range.
@paullatham8486
@paullatham8486 3 года назад
... he was probably waving at her as he jogged over, invited her out for an after-assasination drink while hurling the body over the railing,.. then shouting "text you later" over the hail of gunfire as he dived into the lavender...
@eduardoarmenta9232
@eduardoarmenta9232 3 года назад
I did that and she said she was disappointed.... I don't know why that dialogue didn't appear here (my kill wasn't in the same place, but still).
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor 3 года назад
@@eduardoarmenta9232 it's because Mike's Diana is so used to Mike's Agent 47's antics that she just happy that he didn't murder everybody except her with explosions, fire extinguishers, and different bladed weapons including fire axes and broadswords.
@narcspector
@narcspector 3 года назад
I laughed so hard when Andy went to "007 Pun" the kill afterwards, but then witnessed HITMAN 3's *BRUTALLY* realistic level of detail, and totally lost his train of thought. "Looks like she had a _PRESS_ -OH MY GOD! OH... OH MY GOD!" 😂🤣😭
@snoophogg85
@snoophogg85 3 года назад
I like the idea that Diana has never seen 47 "on mission" before and she's now like "seriously... *that's* what he means by master of disguise?"
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 3 года назад
The whispering "It's me" to Diana had me laughing quite a bit.
@thalandor46
@thalandor46 3 года назад
The "From work!" in the preview had me particularly rolling!
@TheTimelady1
@TheTimelady1 3 года назад
Jane and Mike seeing a camera crew: 'it's free real estate'
@captwill-be-good4727
@captwill-be-good4727 3 года назад
28:00 "That was the dumbest thing I've ever done in Hitman." Was it though? I think we need a top 7 list video of the dumbest things Mike has done in Hitman.
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
We might need more than just one video cuz that be hard to vote on just 7
@beepboprobotsnot3748
@beepboprobotsnot3748 3 года назад
@@may2rose How about 47?
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
@@beepboprobotsnot3748 the most terrifying number under the heavens. Perfect 👍
@AidanDracole
@AidanDracole 3 года назад
@@may2rose One for every map, the content would just make itself!
@hush-615
@hush-615 3 года назад
The time he got into combat in 8 seconds has got to be first, right?
@andymcp4752
@andymcp4752 3 года назад
I like that Diana subtly gets to help 47 set up the kills in this level, then wander off like “oh noo.. what happened?” Unless you’re Jane in which case I like the way Screwy the screwdriver gets to help undo screws
@KaraDennison
@KaraDennison 3 года назад
Cycling through the wines to choose which one to brain someone with is a complete Barnaby move.
@Pseudowolf
@Pseudowolf 3 года назад
"Classic Squiffy!"
@nunyobidniz
@nunyobidniz 3 года назад
The Cab Sav is a very heavy wine, best used for hand-to-hand combat🍷
@nightmarethrenody8232
@nightmarethrenody8232 3 года назад
Which wine goes with this head?
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
Jane has so much energy it's electrifying and Andy makes hard pressed matters look so easy and Mike's always a hot shot.
@TheOmegaXicor
@TheOmegaXicor 3 года назад
it didn't look easy, it looked...messy 0.o
@KickyFut
@KickyFut 3 года назад
No, no, no... Mike always pushes it too far!😉
@henryviiifake8244
@henryviiifake8244 3 года назад
I don't think Andy was hard-pressed... but his target definitely was 😎🥁
@ThePicManiac
@ThePicManiac 3 года назад
Jane's reaction to Diana putting her hand over 47's was so funny
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 Месяц назад
Jane really was wearing the shipping goggles all mission which is fair enough because y'know, we all were.
@brentage5000
@brentage5000 3 года назад
Mike: "Smoking will kill you." Me: Given how often Mike uses fire and explosions in his kills....
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
He's got to match it with that explosive personally of his.
@frodobaggins7710
@frodobaggins7710 3 года назад
Andy's reaction of horror at his kill was the reaction I had as well
@TheWindii
@TheWindii 3 года назад
The other wine tour kills that are possible are similarly horrifying. And yet I just had to know and try them all...
@tmmw1975
@tmmw1975 3 года назад
I like to imagine Diana is trying not to laugh as 47 keeps crossing her path in different outfits. Nice that she introduced you as Corvo Black though, Andy.
@ellehopelle
@ellehopelle 3 года назад
"Unnoticed kill, Body hidden" ...Yeah, I'm sure nobody's going to notice the lady is missing and there's a huge red stain on the wine press all of a sudden.
@wwaxwork
@wwaxwork 3 года назад
They'll just think it's red wine.
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 3 года назад
@@wwaxwork It's just extra flavour.
@gothmissstress
@gothmissstress 3 года назад
@@wwaxwork grosss
@TheOmegaXicor
@TheOmegaXicor 3 года назад
@@gothmissstress Do you not remember the Dimitrescu way, Sanguine Virginis and all that (yes I REALLY want to play RE Village but Hitman is fun too)
@jwgh
@jwgh 3 года назад
When I did this mission, I unlocked the safety and engaged the press with everyone looking, resulting in everyone getting mad at me until the press fell, the target was reduced to a fine mist, and the game apparently decided that everything was fine. The next line was from the wine master: "Where did your friend go?"
@jokerlaughsfirst8776
@jokerlaughsfirst8776 3 года назад
I love the fact that they're all fawning over Diana. Presumably without knowing the others are doing it.
@TheRealComradeOtis
@TheRealComradeOtis 3 года назад
Andy's "oh my God... oh my God" had me literally laughing.
@VideoGameGlass
@VideoGameGlass 3 года назад
When you don't realize how severe the consequences of your actions are, lol.
@mercxantor
@mercxantor 3 года назад
I was hoping his preview for the next video was just him saying "Oh my god"
@se7endeadly418
@se7endeadly418 3 года назад
I love when he has something clever to say, but his own actions completely derail his wittiness
@gamehunter88
@gamehunter88 3 года назад
On the plus side, body hidden.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 3 года назад
@@gamehunter88 I think I saw a few bone fragments? Not many mind you...
@Bryce4Impact
@Bryce4Impact 3 года назад
28:01 *Mike:* That might be the dumbest thing I've ever done in Hitman *Me thinking back to when he disguised himself as a knight in Hitman 2:* >.
@happybob1441
@happybob1441 3 года назад
Or when he got into combat in about 8 seconds by refusing to be frisked.
@beepboprobotsnot3748
@beepboprobotsnot3748 3 года назад
DARK SOULS!
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 3 года назад
@@happybob1441 yeah he messed up and walked through a frisk point. woops....
@pierresmee4769
@pierresmee4769 3 года назад
Jane's "yes, Yes, YERHS" when she finds the screwdriver... best ever
@norablanche
@norablanche 3 года назад
Loved all the "pssssst Diana it's me 47 hey Diana notice meee" 😂
@esingrl
@esingrl 3 года назад
Target:*appears* Jane:*pulls out a banana from the tuxedo pocket*
@ThatMilzaGuy
@ThatMilzaGuy 3 года назад
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just... Oh, it's a banana
@psoma_brufd
@psoma_brufd 3 года назад
I love how Andy was literally just being the absolute worst Hitman, constantly pointing himself out to Diana despite usually being the best of the three.
@Reedstilt
@Reedstilt 3 года назад
Everyone: It takes two to tango. Agent 47: Hold my vino.
@toymachine2328
@toymachine2328 3 года назад
@The Gaming Meta Either making Diana jealous, or tangoing with Diana, furthering progression in that romance option.
@JustinMcJustin
@JustinMcJustin 3 года назад
Agent 47: It takes 47 to tango.
@lordshadow3822
@lordshadow3822 3 года назад
Jane: You know what we do to reporters Me: punch them... Wait wrong game
@AllDayBikes
@AllDayBikes 3 года назад
"it's me, agent 47, from work" fuccin lmao
@Catilleon
@Catilleon 3 года назад
I just love the idea of a hitman being half-way through a bond one-liner when he sees the aftermath and has to resist the urge to puke.
@johnoneil9188
@johnoneil9188 3 года назад
Diana´s friend had to duck out. She was under a lot of pressure.
@Borderlines
@Borderlines 3 года назад
Andy pestering Diana about being 47 while disguised is the funniest thing 🤣
@ApesWithEgos
@ApesWithEgos 3 года назад
I just imagine the day in IO's offices when this kill came up... "So, how much blood in the human body? And that could cover how much of a flat surface if it was squeezed?"
@philwatts
@philwatts 3 года назад
"And her clothes will just vaporise, right?"
@TheDimensionDweller
@TheDimensionDweller 3 года назад
Jane seeking validation from Diana (and honestly every word she directed to her this episode) is so wholesome
@Michael_Lindell
@Michael_Lindell 3 года назад
0:07 Don't fry for me Argentina.
@nunyobidniz
@nunyobidniz 3 года назад
😂👍
@ricoaioa
@ricoaioa 3 года назад
26:36 Oh damn! Didn't expect that level of gore. And we thought the wood chipper was bad.
@TheManOfManyNames373
@TheManOfManyNames373 3 года назад
That's five electrocution kills for Jane. This qualifies her to become an electricity-themed supervillain! What super-villain name should she have? The Electrocutioner?
@danculp3136
@danculp3136 3 года назад
I thought it would Prude the Hate Wizard
@thecommonman9524
@thecommonman9524 3 года назад
No, last guy named The Electrocutioner got kicked out of a window.
@nashvontookus7451
@nashvontookus7451 3 года назад
The Electrocutioner is already taken. Er, well, was. He learned the hard way why you don't backsass the Joker.
@Albukhshi
@Albukhshi 3 года назад
Nah. She Taser Jane :P
@Banquet42
@Banquet42 3 года назад
Acey Dee See? Killerwatt? Amp Man? Livewire?
@samholly2825
@samholly2825 3 года назад
It doesn’t matter how bad my day is, a Hitman video on outside Xbox will immediately put me in a better mood. You guys are the best!
@Demonprincess666
@Demonprincess666 Год назад
…unless you’re the target or, even worse, an npc in mike‘s playthrough 😂😂😂
@Singeferno
@Singeferno 3 года назад
An assassin named Corvo...it checks out.
@antheathetiefling8581
@antheathetiefling8581 3 года назад
Anyone else hear the name Corvo, and think that 47 is going to fight the dude from Dishonored? Just me?
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
I was ready for a badass fight
@jamesclarkson156
@jamesclarkson156 3 года назад
47 would lose though. I mean sure he can see see through walls and has his minor SEP field and clothes transformation powers but 47 can't teleport, control rat swarms or slow time.
@MultiFilmstudios
@MultiFilmstudios 3 года назад
@@jamesclarkson156 He has a really strong mind, so I wonder what would happen if Corvo tried to take over his body, and if successful, would it feel like a downgrade?
@YanniusX
@YanniusX 3 года назад
I still want to see Andy finish his Bloodlines playthrough. With Jane and/or Mike coaching.
@garrus4267
@garrus4267 3 года назад
Diana, seeing Andy next episode as the Sommelier: I know him! He’s a friend from work!
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 3 года назад
On the bright side Andy, this year's vintage will have an interesting flavour. Assuming it doesn't go flat....
@Crisjola
@Crisjola 3 года назад
Boooooo (I kid, great pun.)
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 3 года назад
@@Crisjola Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week :P
@davidwit7749
@davidwit7749 3 года назад
It's best described as a "full-bodied red."
@tonyreimer6804
@tonyreimer6804 Год назад
I love how Andy takes the main story costumes and Mike is just like “Who the hell is this guy?”
@shiz8849
@shiz8849 3 года назад
Outsidexbox makes hands down the best Hitman videos on youtube
@stingersplash
@stingersplash 3 года назад
@@Parialated an hour plus is a long slog though. I think 30 minutes is fine.
@soulreapermagnum
@soulreapermagnum 3 года назад
outsidexbox for entertainment, mrfreeze2244 for challenge advice.
@CoopRaccoon
@CoopRaccoon 3 года назад
Man, I loved just chucking wine bottles at people's faces when I was grinding mastery on this level. It was funny as hell.
@timothyoswald8618
@timothyoswald8618 3 года назад
47: master of the traditional art of Teabag Tango.
@Marthe06
@Marthe06 3 года назад
Andy's reaction to his diabolical kill is "Oh my God!!!" Mine is "What happen to her clothes?"
@Tabbyclaw
@Tabbyclaw 3 года назад
The same thing that happened to her bones. That's a *really* powerful press.
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 3 года назад
The cloth wouldn't be as compressible as her bones, though, and probably would have left some fibers at least on the grate.
@henryviiifake8244
@henryviiifake8244 3 года назад
Andy - Grape Press (novel, interesting) Jane - Electrocution (a classic) Mike - Mike
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 3 года назад
and yet Mike's closest to a "good" guy...
@ClumsyByFact
@ClumsyByFact 3 года назад
I feel Jane will be pleasently surprised with the ending of this mission 😊😊
@davidgross316
@davidgross316 3 года назад
"It is I, 47!"
@GriffinWolf
@GriffinWolf 3 года назад
Jane is clearly shipping Diana/47 so hard and I am 200% on side.
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor 3 года назад
I both like and dislike it because for one thing it is super sweet and heartwarming, especially since later she trusts 47 so much that she knows that he'll do what needs to be done during the final mission even if he thinks that she betrayed him. On the other hand, it shows a major problem with many fandoms in how people can't really see really close platonic relationships/friendships and assume that it's a romance even if the developers explicitly say that characters are never going to be together and are only really close friends like with many relationships within the Kingdom Hearts series. The thing is that when people assume romance from close friendships it basically implies that two people of opposite gender can't just be really close friends which in my opinion can actually downgrade their relationship.
@NekoEcho13
@NekoEcho13 3 года назад
I love Andy's reaction to the wine press aftermath. Like he wasn't expecting there to be blood and bits everywhere. I can't. 😂😂😂
@se7endeadly418
@se7endeadly418 3 года назад
"Looks like Tamara hadOHMYGOD..." 🤣🤣🤣
@mediarare2386
@mediarare2386 3 года назад
Andy - for the very first time in his unsettlingly successful Hitman career horrified by his actions that he can't even come up with a clever quip.
@Cinnis121
@Cinnis121 3 года назад
except for that one wood chipper incident.
@BrandedSoren
@BrandedSoren 3 года назад
the edit on this was phenomenal, i loved the transition from mike's kill to andy's to jane's AND how all three were committed basically in front of diana!
@brnman7383
@brnman7383 3 года назад
I LOVE Diana, this is the first time I've seen her (sue me) but she does NOT match her smoking-for-50-years voice and I love it
@delugesofgrandeur
@delugesofgrandeur 3 года назад
47 cosplaying as Samuel L. Jackson in Andy's run.
@AdamusPrime24
@AdamusPrime24 3 года назад
Thanks to Jane; "it's just grapes, man" will be my response to anything to do with wine and the culture/posturing that goes with it XD Them: 'Ahh, the Bordeaux '58 vintage...a fine year' 'I'm getting the aroma of the fermentation strained through hundred year-old aged oak, slightly charred for a smoky aftertaste that leaves you wanting more...' Me: 'It's just grapes, man...'
@jonathandavies1716
@jonathandavies1716 3 года назад
Followed up with a cutting "lol my dudes"?
@abydosianchulac2
@abydosianchulac2 3 года назад
I don't think Bordeaux chars its oak barrels.
@Kilthan2050
@Kilthan2050 3 года назад
@@abydosianchulac2 It's just grapes, man...
@AdamusPrime24
@AdamusPrime24 3 года назад
@@abydosianchulac2 Honestly no idea and not too bothered, tbh...just riffing on the ultimate distillation of wine culture XD Hashtag It's Just Grapes Man
@Sazza6
@Sazza6 3 года назад
Or like in that Philip Glenister gin advert: "Overwhelming aromas of pretentious bollocks." 😂
@ka-mai
@ka-mai 3 года назад
So, his full name is Agent 'Notice Me Diana' 47
@Enrique_S
@Enrique_S 3 года назад
Me: Mom can we get Hitman 47 Mom: We have Hitman 47 at home. Hitman 47 at home: 3:22
@rootsandbonesart
@rootsandbonesart 3 года назад
I feel mildly incensed that one of the objectives tells us NOT to eliminate Diana. Like we'd ever even contemplate it!
@soft_butter4629
@soft_butter4629 3 года назад
It would be blasphemy!
@toymachine2328
@toymachine2328 3 года назад
Then a few episodes later she turns out to be the villian and the game taunts you that you had the perfect opportunity to take her out, here.
@joefuller1207
@joefuller1207 3 года назад
@@toymachine2328 She isn’t the villain, she is secretly helping you to kill Edwards.
@HewleyxAngel
@HewleyxAngel 3 года назад
Mike with the ledge push in the conversation like: *push* Hi Diana! Did you like that?
@RobertJW
@RobertJW 3 года назад
Andy’s genuine reaction to the wine press was absolutely delightful.
@billybotany
@billybotany 3 года назад
i laughed really hard when andy saw the mess he'd made of tamara. "OH MY GOD"
@jdbeier8520
@jdbeier8520 3 года назад
If I were going to be knocked out, I would hope it would be in a lavender field.
@deeya
@deeya 3 года назад
I miss watching them play together in Escalation or Hidden Target, because the one thing that can get Andy's heart rate to spike is not horror games like Phasmophobia, but watching Mike play Hitman. Double high peaks for when Mike executes the mission flawlessly with his patented chaos, and Andy has to resort to shooting the target point blank.
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 Год назад
*Gasp* "he touched your hand, 47" will be among my favorite lines from Jane. Right up there with "don't look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth"
@SoItsSara
@SoItsSara 3 года назад
For some reason I never pictured Diana as a real person even tho?? duh??? 😂 such a surreal moment hearing "walking up to Diana"
@janedehart1250
@janedehart1250 3 года назад
Time for the 47 and Diana fanfics!
@danishlightning3232
@danishlightning3232 3 года назад
Man, Jane’s recent Hitman performances have really been ~shocking~
@nickconlan3517
@nickconlan3517 3 года назад
I love how most of Andy's missions begin with 'There's a tour? Count me in!'
@NovastarX
@NovastarX 3 года назад
Jane: "I'm getting a taste for it!" Don't you mean... a taze for it?
@katelynn3663
@katelynn3663 3 года назад
“It’s just grapes, man.” - Jane 2021
@boomamathics2666
@boomamathics2666 3 года назад
Jane treating Diana as her mum will never stop being funny and adorable
@Tabbyclaw
@Tabbyclaw 3 года назад
I always enjoy these videos, but this one especially was exactly what I needed today. Andy's irritated "Do I have to manually ripen the grapes somehow?!" was the hardest I've laughed in a while.
@SyncSeiryuu
@SyncSeiryuu 3 года назад
I mean, the common usage for the term "meat shield" is already pretty literal...
@clairet-rex
@clairet-rex 3 года назад
...I genuinely don’t know how Mike always gets away with it. It’s a skill the others just don’t possess.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 3 года назад
a costume change always works if you don't get seen AND don't change to a compromised costume. Mike had stashed a usable costume in a place he was guaranteed to not get seen in. In real world logic? no f-ing way would that fool anyone, but game logic it does.
@gruggerduggerhoose
@gruggerduggerhoose 3 года назад
Jane “this is the solo tango i call it the 47 tango.” 5:02 *immediately proceeds to drop hella low*
@tommyprisco2433
@tommyprisco2433 3 года назад
Also I let out a little squeal of delight when I see these videos in my queue!
@Nunlk50
@Nunlk50 3 года назад
These kills are really starting to reach mortal kombat levels. That grape press was intense
@toymachine2328
@toymachine2328 3 года назад
I'd say it was impressive.
@olalennstrom8656
@olalennstrom8656 3 года назад
Hey Diana. It's me. Agent 47 from work. Just brilliant. I'll be saying that to myself every time I play this map.
@patatosalad
@patatosalad 3 года назад
With all of these electrocution kills, does this mean Jane officially takes up the title of the Electrocutioner?
@TheOmegaXicor
@TheOmegaXicor 3 года назад
I'd be shocked if she didn't, and knowing her I'd probably be shocked if she did
@lemminglobber1854
@lemminglobber1854 3 года назад
Yeah, my "my former handler is using my affection and trust against me for her own nefarious ends" sense is tingling. I'm calling it now: Dianna will be a target at some point.
@may2rose
@may2rose 3 года назад
You know what they say, if 47 can't have her then no one can.
@toymachine2328
@toymachine2328 3 года назад
I think she'll call for an obviously morally dubious kill, and turn out to have been the villian all along, all 47's kills were evil that could have been avoided if the player had questioned it more thoroughly, taken a more pacifist route. Nah, that's too obvious.
@johnyshadow
@johnyshadow 3 года назад
@@toymachine2328 I would have liked that possibility, if the targets weren´t so obviously evil in the first place...
@toymachine2328
@toymachine2328 3 года назад
@@johnyshadow Were they obviously evil, or is that just what you were told... by Diana?
@Demonprincess666
@Demonprincess666 Год назад
Spoiler: You‘re killing her in the first mission in Absolution 🔪
@tallest4eva
@tallest4eva 3 года назад
I like how Andy is too traumatized by the wine press to deliver his carefully crafted one-liner!
@petsdinner
@petsdinner 3 года назад
22:03 Agent 47, town crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions: one: where's the wine; and two: gimme the wine
@happybob1441
@happybob1441 3 года назад
I understood that reference.
@sgtraytango
@sgtraytango 3 года назад
I'll be sad when they finish the game, I love these.
@mevans_snavem9159
@mevans_snavem9159 3 года назад
The 3-season arc of Jane and screwy. That's what I'm here for
@Kilthan2050
@Kilthan2050 3 года назад
Its 1:45 am and i bellowed with laughter at the "pressing engagement". I knew it was coming and it was better than i could have imagined.
@colind3639
@colind3639 3 года назад
Crouching Tango, Hidden 47
@gothmissstress
@gothmissstress 3 года назад
Underrated comment🤣🤪
@chipsk8361
@chipsk8361 3 года назад
Damn, beat me to it. Here I thought I was being clever
@livixdesardet
@livixdesardet 3 года назад
Wow! The kids are so needy for mama Diana's attention! Hilarious!!!
@AchtungBeccaC
@AchtungBeccaC 3 года назад
Have to say, Jane has become quite the skillful electrocution based hitman. And, glad to see she learned the lesson from last week! The wine tour is fun, so many Diana aided opportunities. I think i waited to push her into the big vat of wine, it was far less gruesome than the press! And, man, it all went a bit Mike there! Same time next week! Can't wait!
@happybob1441
@happybob1441 3 года назад
I was replaying a Hitman 1 level and set up an electrocution trap. Twenty one non-targets wandered into it. I learnt nothing from Jane's problem with the poison room.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 3 года назад
hmmm not the grape mangler?
@barrettgreen1483
@barrettgreen1483 3 года назад
Mike, I'm pretty sure chucking the bust at the end of that escalation in Sapienza was the dumbest thing you ever did in Hitman Jane, absolutely enchanting dance moves and I think you're evolving into an electric type Andy, you should've asked if it was ok to get a little bit of human in the wine
@yorkshirepuddin_
@yorkshirepuddin_ 3 года назад
Mikes Agent 47 doesn't drink on the job. Unless of course its the freshly woodchippered blood of his enemies
@johnsharplin
@johnsharplin 3 года назад
And so, with that kill, every last vestige of that feeling of satisfaction from that one Silent Assassin kill was erased from Mike's mind.
@theonelincoln
@theonelincoln 2 года назад
“Diana it’s me, Agent 47, Hitman” Andy is always funny
@Der7mas
@Der7mas 3 года назад
Everyone: It takes two to tango Jane, an intellectual: I call this the solo tango, the 47 tango
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