hitman in vr made me a bad person... 

Hey Crusty, you may wanna hear this. I don't particularly like violent videos but as someone who struggled to learn English as a second language I love your accent, your rich vocabulary, the elaborated sentences, aristocratic language, use of phrasal verbs, etc.. Your use of language distills elegance and culture. Please keep it up, I'm learning a lot with you while having a lot of fun. Thanks!!

"is that butter? no it's soap that makes more sense" that had me dying of laughter.😂🤣

Crusty’s personality = half Beetlejuice + half insane pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp. I freaking love this guy. This is probably the only gaming RU-vidr I’ll actually watch. 😂

Ah yes, the series about the confused bald guy who just wants to let everyone experience the ultimate peace

"Sorry doesn't dry the blanket." - Crusty

“You’re so naked,” says the clueless lady to the man lying face-down in a pool of his own blood...Makes perfect sense to me!

3:44 ‘I will turn you into yourself’ 😂 i’m not sure whether that was horrifying or hilarious. The fact that the dude bounces off a lounge chair like a rock skipping on a lake just puts the cherry on top. Good show.

"You call me an asshole?" *man starts vibrating to heaven*

I could just fucking imagine all of this being done in Jack Sparrows voice.

I can just see Crusty as the perfect villain in any movie. Presumably this is all improv, imagine what he could do with a plan!

“The hell are you doing, connect the dots?! You make me sick” 😂😂 11:02

"Oh you think it's bad? Watch this!" *hits lady I mean, he made a point. Also, the mighty Crusty remembered the Bird man. Never forget that fallen hero.

I turn on a Crusty video...the wife "oh not this guy" then proceeds to giggle and mumble what the fuck man several times. Slowly we will convert her to the dark side of humor...she is already breaking.

5:17 "look out for the bonk" I'm in stitches 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

Feels like this channel is a record of Crusty's slow decent into madness, and I love it

"I here to relax. I dont want hurt anyone... else" Pure genius.

5:28 Im literally imagining a man just face plants on a window looking at her saying that XD

(thud) ....that is Yuki Yamasaki The timing of that had me dying and repeating about as many times as there where body's in Crusty's art work 🤣

Feels almost like watching Joker enjoying his average day from 1st person perspective.

you have nailed the "charismatic villain/lunatic" we would see on comics

I enjoy this character he's portraying, unless it's actually him, but it's a good mix of Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow lol

I love it when they float away 😂 "don't give him the jiggles" gave me the giggles 🥁

I feel like watching The Joker from Batman in first person video game. I love it, keep up the good work.

@1:24 This was actually an NPC gaining sentience that he was a pawn in a video games, and was breaking the fourth wall concerning video game boundaries and an effort to communicate that he is indeed alive and sentient. And then you killed him upon him expressing his first act of freedom.

One of the most humorous yet! Laughing and cringing all the journey along...

Found you a week ago, fun stuff Crusty, thanks for the great entertainment!

"you can be part of the artwork" *Bang* that was badass

Somehow it’s Captain Jack Sparrow playing hitman VR hahaha I haven’t laughed so much in months. Even the hand gestures ahahhahaha

I just found your channel recently and I have to say... Most entertaining vr videos ive ever seen. I laugh out loud while watching every episode. Good shit sir, hats off to you

Out of all the videos THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!! "BIZARRE? YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely love how playful and energetic you were in the first bit, and at the end, youwere dark, calculated, and brutal.

"Sorry doesn't dry the blankets" is probably the best killphrase I've ever heard

I'm Loving these Hitman VR videos Crusty :)

it’s always a good day when crusty posts

3:48 always turning people into balloons

I'm sensing Malcom McDowell, Johnny Depp and Troy Baker levels of insanity. And it's fantastic! XD

"Hello Kai, time to die," I spat out my water

For a lack of better words to intensify the meaning of the phrase: that was an extremely enjoyable video. The humour you display in this video, as well as the voice employed for the job, fit the gameplay really well. In short: the quality you have given to this video is nearing absolute perfection. Here, have another subscriber. Keep up the great work, and have a nice life.

"I will turn you into yourself " sometimes it's the simplest of statements that are the most profound.

"..is that butter?...no that's soap that makes more sense.." 🤣I can't even explain why i almost pissed myself laughing hearing that at 8:27

Love watching Jack Sparrow play hitman

Not even the most relaxing of retreats could erase the pain of the neglected Birdman. Crusty, your pain, can be soothed...with more fishy fish. Keep up the amazing work, you brilliant fiend.

Man this is the best vr content on the Internet

3:44 imagine your just at a spa doing spa things and then some guy who sounds like an off brand jack sparrow grabs a guys neck so hard he DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS and just flies away XD

Amazing! World's Greatest Hitman AND World's Greatest Content Creator! Is there anything Crusty cannot do?! Let's not dig too deep...

Idk why but when Crusty gets this manic it reminds me of Johnny Depp with D.I.D.

How the hell am I just now finding your content?!? Your the most delightful blend of John Cleese and Captain Jack Sparrow. Keep up the epic content my good man. Kudos!

5:19 “Watch out for the bonk” , I wish real life could be so magnificent

A man being snapped in half then starts to fly 3:46

2:07 it’s funny that you’re more worried about the carpet then the actual dead person and his body twitching

3:40 is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in gaming PERIOD 🤣

"Dont shoot me" "Dont shoot you? Ok ill shoot her * shoots someone else*" i died at that part😂😂

You are for real one of the funniest people on this platform

“Orphan storage… and the morgue…. Oh, organ storage-“ -Crusty, 2022

you belong as an actor in movies playing a genuinely friendly guy who just wants to help people.

I can nearly hear it now...Crusty saying, "How do I love thee? Let me count the bodies."

Thank you, you've made my day much better. Loved the birdman references.

When he chocked the guy and he lagged and went flying I laughed so hard

1:52 was too hilarious lmfao

One liner after one liner and it's somehow immersive as hell, this is so awesome!! 😆👍

You're not a bad person Crusty, they are merely not intelligent enough to understand your magnificent plans!

It feels like Trevor Plays Hitman VR😂

Really nice to see you on a vacation!

I think is is high tier crusty. This is one of your best videos. The effort you're putting into editing shows. Much love

Oh crusty! You can never be a bad person when people around you are so stupid lol love your videos!!

I just got Hitman 3 before I found this video, and the juxtaposition between my (failed) attempts to be quick and stealthy and to avoid killing anyone except my target unless absolutely necessary and this just shows that two approaches can be so fundamentally different, but so equally valid.

I need to see Crusty in Ukraine

I dont get how this video has only 203 likes.. im sitting here, laughing my ass off and having a great time watching videos which seem to be the best content anyone could ever create with VR 😂

I think we finally found a replacement for Heath Ledgers Joker.

orphan storage had me dying of laughter

That was legitimately the best way I've EVER seen a channel ask people to subscribe. Count me in, A+ content

10:40 literally seems like something the joker would do

It was the soap and "Well, no one ever asks that" that got me! 😂😂😂

"Hehehe Strangle Snap Pop" That made me laugh 🤣🤣 Oh crusty... you always make such good training videos. 👏

“He called me an asshole!” STRANGLES THE PHYSICS OUT OF HIM

Orphan storage! And a morgue, (Silence for a second) (Realisation) No wait organ storage. 10:43

The mainframe sabotage and malfunction machine murder actually scared the hell out of me 🥲

*If you squint your eyes* it kind of feels like you’re watching the *body cam of a hitman* lol

i don't know why but your voice, attitude and spirit reminds me of the overall chaos of fleetway super sonic.

RIP bird man. May you find more bird people in your afterlife. You will be missed.

I think a Terminator game in VR like this where you play the Terminator would be awesome.

"such a breathtaking view!" *the camera pans to see keanu reeves*

I love this guy his accent is amazing, he should be an actor or at least a joker voice-over.

Crusty: orphan storage Technoblade: Target practice?

14:26 I love how he just leaves the guard alive.

"Sorry doesn't dry the blankie". Bro....what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8:38 nice protect

That Kane and Lynch poster brought back a piiile of memories xD

Havent laughed out loud so much lately. Thanks for this. Really make me chuckle uncontrollaby

THE FLYING UGHH I WAS DYING ON THE FLOOR 3:49

I’ve been watching him pretty regularly ever since I found the Vader Immortal video one night at like 1am. . I laughed so hard that my wife kicked me out of the bedroom and my stomach literally ached. Been hooked ever since.

"your coming on a little too strong....you think thats bad try this" lol

YES! This is the exact Hitman voice that I imagined the whole time 😆

"Don't shoot me!" "...ok, nobody ever asks that"

Yes, VR really makes the game easier than it should be, too bad I don't have glasses. To knock someone out you go from having to do a combo fight to just punching them in the face.

Lady-I think your coming a little strong Crusty-Oh you think that’s bad imagine this Crusty- *Punches lady in the face* Lady- *Just falls over*

“You shall be part of the artwork”

Crusty is just the best . The absolute best at what he does and no vr youtuber can compair to this man 🤣

"Oh you think thats bad? Imagine this...." lol

Can't wait to see the new Hitman movie starring Johnnie Depp as Agent Sparrow.