Hitman is an accurate portrayal of the average American's day

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Hitman: Absolution is one of the best worst games ever. Its the best because it has a level that takes place in a gun store, and it's the worst because all of the other levels are not gun store levels. But even with this massive flaw, it still manages to be an enjoyable third person shooter.
"Hitman: Absolution: Stealth has never been more optional!"
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@garretjenkins8720 2 года назад

Maybe the real stealth game were the friends we made along the way

@wreckedstamps3025 Год назад

This joke format will always make me laugh.

@gaminninja5536 3 года назад

"you know this is a stealth game right?" "What is a stealth game?"

@DarkOmegaMK2 Год назад

If you kill everyone no one will be left alive that knew you were there, therefore, stealth.

@peace_.was_never_an_option 3 года назад

As an American I can confirm that this video is 100% accurate

@badas45 2 года назад

No...gun shops are known for getting shot up significantly less than gas stations An armed society is a polite society Why is there a very clear plan to disarm us???

@ALL_that_ENDS Год назад

This comment I can confirm, 100% accurate.

@realperson7649 Год назад

Average texan day

@FindTheFun 2 года назад

Wait wtf that dude on the missing poster WAS the guys outside... I feel like this is some kind of undiscovered easter egg.

@TheProdigie 3 года назад

Honestly was one of the most fun videos lately

@snekbreadmoncher408 3 года назад

I can confirm, this statement is correct!

@codygericke1 2 года назад

Yes.

@ascendedisamazing 3 года назад

I gotta admit - that ending had me laughing

@ababilashari9970 Год назад

samee

@thelongestpage7555 2 года назад

I love that 47 somehow has Deadeye

@xmlthegreat 2 года назад

The end slate saying "We have way more guns than that" really got me

@leoornstein8739 3 года назад

I don't orderly yeeha but this video is a fkin yeeha

@Gef105 3 года назад

Fucking christmas!

@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 года назад

It’s yeehaw yeeha is more like yeehah but haw is more drawn out at the end Bruh that mans mispronounced yeehaw

@Shen7272 2 года назад

Yeeha

@lord_snaxx5117 3 года назад

ah yes, the good old, stylith pants will conceal my identity trick

@ravath6574 Год назад

This is honestly one of my favorite games of all time. It was unique, brutal and the scene when the girl goes off was well earned and a surprise.

@razumovskyi 3 года назад

5:27 that's a dunkey reference if ever I'd seen one

@pidgeotguy3400 3 года назад

oboe did you mix up your main and secondary channel

@kyleolson8977 2 года назад

I tried to play this game long after release and after stealthing my way through both Dishonored games. I was playing it wrong.

@teddys1359 3 года назад

Hey Oboe have you voted for Bionicle in Lego's 90th anniversary poll?

@Sam-yp1zi 3 года назад

this video was actually very entertaining, thanks shoe

@Trupiato 3 года назад

I'm suddenly glad that covid has been keeping me from visiting Murica

@ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle Год назад

yeah don't come here if you do you'll just get brutally murdered by a militia of crazy sister-fucking rednecks, basically the only thing that happens here 🤷‍♂👩‍❤‍👨👩‍❤‍👨👩‍❤‍👨👨‍❤‍👨👨‍❤‍👨👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧👪👪🧟‍♀👯‍♂🦹‍♂🦘🤠....

@maxstrebel8764 3 года назад

Theres nothing oboe does better than hitting on men

@JudaroTianqia117 3 года назад

The Il Cartographer reference got me good. Golden content.

@Blindashitmetalasfuck 3 года назад

Good to see that your done ignoring this channel! P.s. This games graphics hold up REALLY WELL!

@TheYTSucks 2 года назад

Just an FYI I believe those were Union Soldier Gnomes.

@himecora 3 года назад

I wish you got as many views as compared to your subs . This content is 10/10

@IllusionTheCoffeeAddict 3 года назад

I mean, i used to replay Penthouse Genocide because you can have neat drip and silenced M4's

@Entropic_Alloy 3 года назад

Good use of Homestar references.

@chrisandrew7577 2 года назад

The fireworks room was an awesome turn

@joshualbarham Год назад

giggled like a child at the firework part

@Wack.. 2 года назад

We as danes have a right to make assumptions of american gun stores since americans either call us Swedes, Dutch or only think we ever made LEGO

@jamesflames6987 Год назад

You also made IKEA.

@Wack.. Год назад

@@jamesflames6987 thats Sweden

@user-jx2qe1pv7q Год назад

@@Wack.. Same thing

@hazukichanx408 Год назад

Reminds me of the Hitman reboot where they released a bonus scenario for Sapienza or wherever and spent five minutes explaining what a bad person this one politician is before panning down to me at the back of the audience for one of his speeches... so, out of the seven or so incredibly convoluted ways to kill this douchebag, I picked option 8: Spending five seconds casually drawing my gun, pointing it at his noggin and pulling the trigger. Could almost feel IOI's disapproval as I ran down the catacombs to lose the coppos with extremely pro stealth.

@MenacingBanjo 3 года назад

7:31 Sometimes I forget this is an H*R channel, but then you whip out The Il Cartogropher and throw me back into the two thousand zeroes.

@rafidsadman Год назад

Honestly point shooting is the one feature I was a bit disappointed that it didn't return in the new Hitman games, it should've been at least in the easiest difficulty. It'd make sense for the superhuman assassin with superhuman reflexes to be able to do something like that. Plus it was fun as fuck.

@visassess8607 2 года назад

I remember this game getting shit on because it's way too linear. I think that criticism is ultimately what made the new Hitman games be open world.

@NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад

Absolution is almost literally a linear shooter

@Mirokuofnite 2 года назад

I only bought the game so IOI would develop a proper Hitman game again.

@dl30wpb 2 года назад

@@Mirokuofnite I like the Hitman games but I get bored quickly with them. Roaming around a level to get the perfect stealth kill becomes too tedious for me after a few hours of play time

@vgjunkie8386 Год назад

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola it's not a shooter, but ok

@velveteensallet949 Год назад

They also made 47 kinda incompetent in the cutscenes to get the story moving.

@luisangelestrada1043 3 года назад

Dude I love this game I grew up with it so it’s nostalgic to me

@luisangelestrada1043 3 года назад

I also know how to pass every level stealthy or non stealthy if you know what I mean😉

@ProvidenceXIV 2 года назад

0:27 need a full version of this song

@sfish6 3 года назад

Happy Friday oboe

@renshii422 Год назад

The walt disney star wars joke made me laugh... then cry.

@L.kertiss08 3 года назад

please do more videos like this there very entertaining

@drewping2002 2 года назад

Aww sheriff uniform, gigantic magnum and no: "CORAAAL!"? 😂 Also loving the obscure Strong Bad quotes!

@SmokesKwazukii 2 года назад

you missed out on some of the goofy melee weapons and more importantly the scarecrow disguise in the cornfield, which is the only good stealth section

@Christoff070 3 года назад

Was also hoping for a Tolkien reference with the religious women level- Nun Shall Pass

@Type1-2 2 года назад

you make really good videos

@anthonydelange4128 2 года назад

finished this game recently never finished it the the first time i played it back when it came out back then i thought it was a cool game now i see it didnt age well , you can beat most levels non sneaking and the levels are annoying if you somehow manage to do them silently

@oh-not-the-bees7872 2 года назад

Its really not that hard. Instinct can get you through any situation.

@anthonydelange4128 2 года назад

@@oh-not-the-bees7872 yeah but if you play the game on harder diff your instinct goes down very fast

@chin4581 2 года назад

I was scrolling on RU-vid and about to fall asleep at 1am and i looked at that fucking thumbnail and it felt like a fever dream. I wondered whether it was real or not for the rest of the next day.

@InfiniteHench 2 года назад

This video was going great but I am sorry to say I had to report it to the FBI for the Bear arms joke.

@acid3129 2 года назад

Remember guys if you ever set yourself on fire In an ally full of fireworks FREEZE ,SCREAM AND FALL

@goast_cuard Год назад

Summary of the story: no good deed goes nunpunished

@SolaceMcfly 3 года назад

I thought i was going crazy since i seen him upload on this channel lately

@luigi7146 3 года назад

Oboe play dishonored 2 completely stealthy, low chaos, hard mode, no powers and complete ghost and absolutely not killing everyone, high chaos, easy mode, and all powers

@rofidnurramadhan330 Год назад

This game aim to be stealthy You:going guns blazing

@smolbrain100 3 года назад

Hitman has Absolutely hit 3 men (ill do it for each hitman game he plays combined)

@michaelthayer5351 2 года назад

What person walks next to all of the boxes of fireworks, next to a gas pump, and thinks "Yeah perfect place for a smoke."

@JamyBot 2 года назад

Hitman: Master of slight of hand

@lordmortos979 3 месяца назад

This video is a piece of history. Proof that even the most humble of youtubers was a complete covidiot.

@woolfieMcP Год назад

4:06 Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got myself in this situation

@JanJansen985 2 года назад

Yeqh i forgot the sexy nuns were in absolution when i bought it It was a funny surprise for me

@heyheyitsjae2475 3 года назад

I for one am offended, there weren't near enough McDonalds in this video

@logangustavson Год назад

I haven't watched enough of this channel yet, but does the piano ever make discordant piano note sounds when shot?

@redacted702 2 года назад

That was a union garden gnome i think. It looked blue

@kamileu1 3 года назад

wait that isnt hitman 6 . that's hitman absolution

@julienandrus4169 3 года назад

oboe please shout out the lego 90th aniversery vote

@ANobodyatall Год назад

If I saw them on sale, I'd buy a Johnny Reb gnome.

@LeSwexy 2 года назад

LOLLLL That actually WAS Kane or lynch, idk which one never played, but its a Kane a lynch Easter egg lol nice find.

@TheFunnyman1233 Год назад

Not enough guns

@ericgeorgescu3391 2 года назад

Top content

@christopherdempsey3878 10 месяцев назад

This was one of those games that people ether loved or hated.

@ANobodyatall Год назад

Hated it in Fallout: New Vegas where you could gun down the Gun Runners but not then steal their gun stash afterward. I mean what!?

@vanessanedd4172 Год назад

You can bye hitman at walmart nice

@ScarFail Год назад

'Murica Simulator: Hamburger Edition

@davidjacksonjr3994 2 года назад

Bruh I wish HM3 had the same mechanics as absolution .. the slow motion the atmosphere! Everything was perfect fr but new hit man just took off with the graphics and sites an guns bring back dual weapons too Mfs !! Like wtfff happened in HM3

@wehttam2koolbruh562 2 года назад

the review guys channel name is critical nobody

@wheelman1324 2 года назад

A gunshop in South Dakota has Confederate Army gnomes then something is off. Same thing with a Texan-type dude with spurs that doesn’t ride horses.

@Laggingkid 3 года назад

Yes

@duckwish301 Год назад

his name is actually agent 47

@randomperson2797 3 года назад

Day 227 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP It’s not really America until you replace the bullets with hot dogs

@ahmetsezginn 3 года назад

this is not hitting on men 3

@isaiahwilliams9413 Год назад

5:56 😂

@SuperTrollolo 2 года назад

As one from Denmark yes we do think a lot of werid thing about you guys lol

@whocareslol7386 3 года назад

chug bungus

@B0RYTH 3 года назад

How can it be an average American's day without nuclear explosion on the bomb factory?

@charliesanders9079 3 года назад

I perfected this game a few years back LUL

@CashewBestofNuts Год назад

Needs more of the nuns and females to be a good video

@pazsion Год назад

Lol I’d have an entire knome Gettysburg in my front yard with cod modern gnomes on the confederate side.

@pazsion Год назад

Why would you not sex the nuns first? That’s not right

@alexanderkidonakis9185 Год назад

You legit jump scared me with the bear 🐻 Also do binary domain!!

@sirspegy1390 3 года назад

A day in the life as an American

@xboxfcontent_yt Год назад

I used to love hitman absolutelion

@mmmmmmm.4789 Год назад

4:08 JEFFREY DAHMER??

@SonicGear95 2 года назад

I'm not good at stealth games never have been like when I play metal gear solid and I'm told this mission will require stealth my dumbass immediately fires a gun in the room and that now all of china knows you're here meme gos off in my head

@jebronlames5997 Год назад

Was this a remaster? Or is this just the original pc version? It looks amazing for an Xbox 360 era game if it is original.

@coffeecrispy2673 3 года назад

5:26 Did you watch dunkey?

@besacho1808 2 года назад

i agree wuth the title of thi video

@jhonviel7381 2 года назад

dont know why but i enjoyed this...

@BrownEyePinch 2 года назад

An Americant's day

@connormcmullen3226 Год назад

as an american i can confirm

@BrownEyePinch 2 года назад

Murika

@simplementepersona 2 года назад

Have tried ghost recon future soldier?

@MindlessRipOffs 2 года назад

This title is completely inaccurate. I only have a day like this two, maybe four times a month in America. And only when I'm picking my kids up from school.