Hitman Patient Zero Final Mission: 3 Ways to Play (Inferno, Rampage, Worse Rampage) 

Andy was playing hitman, jane was playing left for dead, mike was playing doom.

I can almost hear Andy's incredulous "112 Infected?!" when he went over Mike's footage to edit this video.

Jane: I diagnose virus I prescribe screwdriver I'm not sure that's how viruses work Jane

“I diagnose: virus. I prescribe: screwdriver.” is still one of my favorite phrases of this entire millennium.

The two sides of Mike... "I feel like a monster killing all these people!" 5 minutes later and 111 victims... "Last guy! Well, maybe we should do something theatrical with you. "

Jane: Running after and killing infected. Mike: Running after and killing infected/innocents. Andy: Still dragging that one body.

Mike: I'm gonna have to kill everyone ... As opposed to your usual play style?

Andy: well this isn't too bad, I wonder how Mike and Jane are getting on Jane: 'Mercy killing' Mike: A literal massacre

I think Mike lost the plot of "silent assassin" for agent 47 a long time ago and Diana never had the guts to tell him to be stealthy or she might get blown up

"A mercy spree..." *shoots man 5 times in the crutch* Oh Jane

Jane talking about how good the air must be while choking someone out is literally adding insult to injury. Imagine Jane's victim hearing that before he passes out.

Anyone else notice that whenever Jane and Mike point out how many people are infected, right afterwards more people become infected. But Andy doesn't mention the number of infected and his amount stays at one

I love how Andy is the only one who didn’t have a million people get infected

Wow. I could just hear the joy *draining* out of Mike as this mission progressed.

Andy: What outfit should I wear? Jane and Mike: I'm sorry I'm sorry *BLAM BLAM* (In the distance, explosions.)

I want a separate video showing Andy's reaction watching Mike & Jane's play through!

Andy's infected: 1 Jane's infected: half the level Mike's infected: THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!! Well done Mike! -5 Hitmans

Andy: only infects 1 person and gets perfect on everything. Jane: infects 37 people, gets 1 non target kill, and only completed the main objectives. Mike: infects the entire hospital and still manages to get 11 non target kills.

Andy: perfect assassinations Jane: only murdered half the people in the level Mike: well its Mike

Smoke hung in the air along with the smell of cordite and blood. Police and CSI were on scene, trying to get a handle on the situation. Trying to find a reason behind the deaths of over a hundred staff, patients, and security guards. Killed seemingly at random, with little thought or finnese, the motive of the murderer, no, the butcher, was still unclear. Miles away, a bald man in a suit and tie boarded a plane. He had no luggage with him other than a suitcase. The name on his passport was Tobias Rieper, but of course this was fake. The man climbed into his seat in first class and settled himself as the plane took off. As it reached cruising altitude, he put the briefcase on his lap and opened it. Inside, apart from some coins, some notes of various currencies, and the passport, there was, neatly folded, a clown outfit, complete with shoes and red nose. The man may have not had any use for them today, but there was always next time. Always next time ...

You know there are too many innocent targets when even Mike Channel says "this just feels horrifying."

I swear it’s like this mission was literally _made_ just for Mike Channell.

Pro: Mike did his best. Con: Mike did his best.

Oxbox Strategies: Andy: Only kill when necessary Jane: Try to kill when necessary, but also when panicking and being "merciful" Mike: Killing everyone IS necessary!

Please tell me there's footage of Andy watching Mike's playthrough.

Wow. By the end of it, I kinda wanted an extra snippet of Andy's reaction to Jane's and especially Mike's plays... He had no idea how much work he saved himself by getting the very first infected patient!

Mike: God, no respect for the dead. Dragging him down the stairs? Outrageous. (like 7 minutes earlier) Mike: [giggle] Wow, that meat cleaver is fully in his head. Alright. [drags body down the stairs]

Andy was almost *too* professional and efficient. Suspicious if you ask me.

So to summarize this video: Outside Xbox goes after Patient Zero and now the Hospital has zero patients... Great Job guys!

Imagine going to a private hospital in the mountains of Hokkaido, just relaxing in the spa to then be chased and gunned down in a murderous rampage by a guy in a Hazmat suit, yelling about yellow skulls. History's greatest monster, likely. Nightmare fuel, definitely.

" yeah, maybe I did kill 112 people" - Mike Channel

So after saving humanity, Mike decided to throw the last infected off the edge, into the snow where he and the virus will freeze, be found, thaw out and infect everyone again. Good work 47

I so wish we could have seen Andy's reaction to Jane and Mike's playthrough

"Do you know what else is absolutely lethal? Me!" Mike had no idea how accurate this statement would become by the end of this mission.

That's a heck of a well made screwdriver. I can see the infomercial now: "Other screwdrivers might break after you stab 20 people, but not the miracle screw!"

Watching this in 2020 is probably a bad idea, but totally worth it.

I was oscillating between sympathetic frustration on behalf of Jane and Mike and the hard time they were having, and laughter at Andy and his straightforward, professional, same as usual performance.

Jane: Living proof that physicists should not be confused with physicians.

"DROP THE AXE!" *drops it in his face* classic mike

I really want to see the debriefing that happens after their, where Mike, Jane and Andy reconvene and tell each other what happened during their run. This one would be golden.

I must remember this excuse for the future. "No m'lud, it wasn't a murder spree, it was a mercy spree, they were all infected with a deadly virus. I was just helping out."

I am pretty sure, the virus wouldn't have done much more damage then Mike did. Also - Is Mike, after this mission - considered a natural cause of death? Like: Death certificate - Cause of Death: He got miked. Loved this episode :D

I can only imagine Andy having his head in his hands when editing together Jane and Mike's 'successes'

Five minutes into the video: you know, in retrospect, this was a terrible time to be watching this

To Mike: why not wait outside until everyone is infected and go in with and assault rifle?

I was COUNTING on this mission to be the one to finally stump Andy. But of course five stars, silent assassin, that's all she wrote.

Mike- "Well, off to a strong start!" *Hunted*

I’m totally not watching this while Coronavirus destroys the world around me...

You gotta love the 3 ways to play: Andy gets in, finishes the job and gets out Jane tries to keep things under control with partial success Mike shoots everyone in the AO I actually have a name for each: Assassin, Mercenary and Murder clown Try to figure out which is which

No matter how many times I watch you guys, this still remains my favorite "3 Ways to Play" video. It showcases your play styles so well lol

Mikes playthrough: 47 is going in for a standard mission; kill the bad guy and an innocent but obviously dying patient, and protect the public. However, he is suddenly faced with the information that the infection has spread to an innocent. It is unfortunate, but can't be helped. As he kills the targets, he realize that the infection has spread further. It is now not just the abstract question of saving the world, but rather of saving the much more concrete, real people in the building. The pressure builds, the stakes doesn't rise but get much closer to heart. 47 kills a few, but the infection keeps spreading. And spreading. And spreading. As the theme from 28 days later starts playing in the background, it is soon no longer a race to save as many as possible - It is a race to save anyone at all. The infection spreads. For a brief moment 47 starts getting his hopes up, as he finds a pocket of uninfected in the spa, but as he desperately tries to contain the spread the music rises. He can't be everywhere. He can't save them. While his back is turned an infected gets in to the spa, and their fate is sealed. 47s inner clown cries as the music reaches its crescendo. He is now just killing. Killing. Killing the innocents who just got in the way. The innocents crying for help, not understanding why they have to die. They beg for their life. They seem perfectly healthy. Only 47 knows why their deaths are necessary. Slowly, the music fades out, as do the screams of the victims. A blood soaked 47 leaves. He has saved the world. His boss congratulates him. But the clown inside still knows he failed. Fade to black. Silence. End credits roll. The music starts again.

The distinct differences between the three are hilarious. Andy the professional no-nonsense assassin. Jane, a bit more sloppy, but still pretty controlled with only a single non-target death, and primarily handled relatively elegantly with the screwdriver. And then we have Mike, who's basically playing Mass-Shooting Simulator 2017. -.-

Mike getting good practice for the the Oxbox Christmas challenge where they had to neutralize everyone Jane going on a "Mercy" Spree Andy doing what he does best. This was the best episode

Really love how unique the experience is. If you rush in, you can see a nurse flirting with a hazmat guy and Patient Zero passes her, infecting her. She goes down to talk to 2 guards and after that the infection spreads like wildfire.

The virus is lethal, Mike is lethal... I wonder which spreads the danger faster? I mean, they're both wildfire.

Andy: otherwise things are going to spiral out of control. Cuts to Jane with 24 infected. Lmao

Im pretty sure mike should have got a silent assassin because there was no one left to tell the tale

Jane was actually more or less on form and Hitman finally found a way to make Mike almost regret his ways (or at least found karma for the (few) times Mike's methods beat Andy's), but the standout here is Andy. I know Andy is the best of the three at this game but this is by far his best performance in their 50 videos playing it; he was just RUTHLESSLY efficient. (Side note: actual standout may actually have to go to the cut from Mike to Andy in the beginning at the pilot's room and/or the juxtaposition of Andy's best run with Mike and Jane's worst.

All security in Hitman. "Ah! A bald man with a barcode on the back of his head is trying to kill me!" Moments later after a quick change of clothes by 47. "Hmm..that bald man with the barcode on his head looks familiar. Oh well, he's wearing a slightly different outfit though. Must be someone different."

The editing on this one is really good. The pace of Andy's footage fits well with Jane and Mike's, despite it being 1/4 of the length.

Lethal? Not lethal? Immunity! Perfect.

Watching back through all the Oxboxtra videos, as I oft do, and I love how Andy is "Oh no a security camera!" not realising the road not taken of triple digit deaths. It's such a shame H3 was so short on content for extra videos. I know these are a pain to edit but I love them so.

Dear Overlord Jane, please know that being able to witness your 'first choking of the day' was a rare privilege. May your glorious radiance always shine upon us, especially as you participate once more in the annual "OutsideXbox Christmas Challenge" by choking Mike, Andy, Ellen and Luke.

This mission hits different during the quarantine

Andy: Super smooth, no outbreak Jane: Mercy rampage, small outbreak but contained Mike: MURDER EVERYONE!! Classic Mike

Jane: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" *as she unloading clip after clip into fleeing innocents* 😂

* sees title * Huh... Inferno, okay, normal Mike I guess. Rampage? Er... Jane isn't usually that effective... Worse Rampage? Andy finally snapped I guess. ... What do you mean that's not what happened?

That transition between Mike and Andy at 1:06 was flawless and whoever edited this video deserves a cookie. 10/10 would recommend to friends.

Jane really screwed that up...

I love how Mike is surprised he has to kill 29 people as if he doesn't already do that regardless of if they're targets or not

Hitman Patient Zero Final Mission: You can Kill Everyone* *Inspired by the Mike Channel Method

I just love the juxtaposition of how Andy is talking about putting on a turtleneck to stay warm and casually strolling toward the exit, while meanwhile, Mike is having an existential crisis over killing an entire hospital full of people.

This Hokkaido facility really seems like a dream place to rehabilitate, until you find out how badly they contain infectious diseases. Also, they do have an occasional problem with murders.

Watching during Corona Lockdown is like watching Titanic on a cruise 🤣

I like how Mike is concerned with Diana’s cursing, and not the murderous rampage he went on immediately after.

Oh come on! Andy gets silent assassin first try on this mission? Seriously?

"You need to drop the axe, NOW!" Mike pushing the definition of "drop" to the limits there. I think we've also discovered the limits beyond which even Mike is uncomfortable slaughtering people.

Mike really seemed to be contemplating his own existence at the end of this. It's like he's looking at his hands and saying: "What have I become? Now I have become death, destroyer of worlds."

I'm genuinely surprised there was no achievement for killing more than 100 people in one level.

Mike: "The numbers are going up faster than I can kill people" Me: 0_0 XD EDIT: Andy finishes in 10 minutes, Jane in 30, Mike in....46 minutes. lol.

I kinda want to see a full story with this concept. The whole moral issue of whether it's okay to kill a bunch of people to stop a virus.

Inferno, rampage, and worse rampage? Is this just Mike playing three times?

The moment those people got sick they were "screwed" xD

World: Pandemic RU-vid: Recommends this video

I don't know what I loved most: Jane's quips, Mike's rampage or the contrast of Andy's run. And they all completed the mission! :D

So we are living in the reality that where Agent 47 failed this mission, right.

🤞clown suit🤞 🤞clown suit🤞 🤞clown suit🤞 DAMN IT

Andy: Perfect Jane: Kills hostiles and some civs Mike: There is no infected if there is nobody to infect

Did Jane meet the ironic kill quota because the infected were... "screwed"?

Using this video to make me feel better on my first quarantine workday. The best idea ever? Probably.

It seems you missed one infected with Covid-19 and now look where we are! LoL

Andy: "Well that wasn't so bad, stopped the infection before it barely started, although I wonder how everyone else did." Jane: "Well, that was sort of a downer, but at least I got it done." Mike: "...so many dead..."

Andy: I'm going to carefully sneak around and eliminate the targets Mike and Jane: *goes full Remember No Russian*

I have come to the conclusion that I would only want to be an NPC inside of an Andy let's play I have no idea where this strange thought comes from however

Andy: chaos is best avoided. Jane: chaos is a ladder Mike: Ladders can also be descended

All that work Mike put in to use a breaching charge to Kill both targets and Andy just pushes a button.

Jane was a cold calculated serial killer. Who might I add did not leave any evidence behind to track down who did the murders Mike was a psychopath who appointed in an explosion he activated!!!! Then when overwhelmed by the severity of the level, deciding to overwhelm the level with his severity. So much so he even feels bad for his own ruthlessness. Buy at the end of the level he looked like a boss you would fight at the end of the next Dead Rising game Andy played what look like a tutorial on how to traditionally pass the level As to be expected

I honestly don't know what's more impressive. Andy's flawless run or Mike killing nearly every single person in the stage. I feel like both were a master class in their respective styles.

On the inside, I'm still a clown. Add a picture of a sad clown and make that a shirt, and you'll print money

Jane: "at least the blood splatter will be excused. And understandable, because I'm a morgue doctor" As a pathologist I can confirm that I do NOT go around covered in blood, thanks. xD