Just been read this script. Managed to keep them going for 20 minutes. Funny how they always have British names but always have heavy Indian accents. Always fun when I tell them what wankers they are at the end of the call.
They do read from a script as I have listened to a few of these back-to-back and its the same! I had answered one of the earlier ones a long while ago and they called me up to 28 times per day, for a few weeks!
"Each and everything is recorded", do not interrupt me. This is because he is reading from a script like a parrot. I get quite a few of these and all they get is a few swear words in Hindi.
I get a lot of these and I love them, I just love to wind them up and waste their time and while I’ve got them talking they can’t scam anyone else, at the end of the conversation I report the number to 7726.
I brilliant call you kept them going for quite a long time he didn’t have a clue about you all the law one thing that always screams scam to me is the fact they always insist you have their badge number which is a very American thing not the UK and the use of the word courthouse again a very very American expression in this country we call it the court not the courthouse I really enjoyed your cool keep the good work up and keep them coming
James i try to waste as much time as i can on all these callers. Had one about any debts i have so i made up a list of loans/credit cards and store cards and said my business that does not exist also has debts. Just wasted their time with 3 different people for 30 minutes then said leave me your number if i need your services. Also on some calls i play a doorbell sound saying i need to collect this parcel so could you please hold. Then after coming back i play a mobile ring sound and say i have to take this call as it is my Doctor about my test results. Then after that i give them the old was that D for David or B for Ball. My record is 38 minutes with the old computer virus call. They just get strung along when they ring me.
If you get a call about funeral plans , enjoy the wind up and end with very much wanting a deal but just add that you wish to be buried at sea................they'll be knackered............
The lines are being faddarralee recorded? In the UK? You are going to fight your case in the court house, in the UK, with a criminal lawyer, in the UK? Hang on, something fishy here!
Ooh, ooh, me sir, me sir! Whoever calls you from the "official line" is going g to have a thick Indian accent, but a generic English name, I'm guess Mike Vilson!
Don't even answer it my friend did said fake stuff then at the end she said his proper address and his phone was saying alert alert and they were on his phone and stole all his money