Holding Out for a Hero (Medieval Style) 

New Warlord, same as the Old Warlord, it make little difference tae me whot great lahrds in their tow'rs be doin'. S'long as Ah dunnae hafta fait in wun'o' dayur damn fool wahrs me own laif will change not-ah-oll

"More heat, less foam."

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Yeah, alongside a kitten

@Fortunate One To be fair, that was based on things I've learned from my Linguist friend, things I've learned from scottish twitter, and just doing my best to write things out phonetically.

>Gods "That's a burning" Papal Inquisition

@@Kaarl_Mills Perhaps the better term would be saints?

prepawh're art thou scholarly h'rcules to brawl the rising odds hath th're not a white knight upon a fi'ry ste'd far past dusk toss and turneth and desire of what i hath needeth of i needeth a conqu'r'r i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the starteth of dawn that gent hath to beest brawn and that gent hath to beest swift and that gent hath to beest green from the clash i needeth a conqu'r'r i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the daybreak lighteth that gent hath to beest definite and t hath beest anon and that gent hath to beest most wondrous'r than being most wondrous'r than being somewh're aft'r twilight upon mine own most barbaric vision somewh're just beyond mine own grasp someone grasping backeth f'r me charging upon the thund'r and advancing with the heateth t' wilt require a dragonslay'r to scour me off mine own feet up wh're the mountains meeteth the heavens above out wh're the lightning splits the flotes i wouldst holidam yond th're beest someone someplace obs'rving me through the windeth and the stingeth and the rainfall and the tempest and spate i can feeleth his approach liketh the blaze in mine own claret liketh the blaze in mine own claret liketh the blaze in mine own claret liketh the blaze in mine own claret liketh the blaze in mine own claret conqu'r'r i needeth a conqu'r'r i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the daybreak lighteth that gent hath to beest definite and t hath beest anon and that gent hath to beest most wondrous'r than being conqu'r'r that gent hath to beest brawn and that gent hath to beest swift and that gent hath to beest green from the clash i needeth a conqu'r'r

​@@LanceCowhutCPTS Thou'rt an artist. A true mast'r.

Zounds don't you know that if this is the middle ages it would be before, "The Great Vowel Shift"? That doesn't look like Middle English at all. :)

I see you're a man of culture aswell

XD

You mean the shrek movies aint historically accurate? Blasphamy!!!

Now i need a historically accurate shrek

What about the Scientifically Accurate Shrek?

She doth rolleth over in thine grave

Her wings do not work anymore

to be fair, it was inevitable. People treat COVID like Plague 2.0

This isn't a genre, it's an adicttion.

This better be part of rewind 2020

Right after the murder hornets.

Agree! Not much else that’s great tbh 😒 This almost makes up for all the sh*t

Bruh I sang along to this and it sounds TOO GOOD

@@FflorianASMR I Need a Pinochet lyrics

Ere the witching hour Beyond the faerie sea Whither hence beyond my grasp A stranger beckons out to me He rides the wynd and thunder and rises like the heat One like unto Lancelot to sweep me of mine feet (Chorus) Out whence the mountains toucheth heav'n above And whence the lightnings rend the sea I know forsooth someone out hence beholds me Through the chill, and the storm and the rains And the night he doth not rest His approach lights a pyre within my breast (Chorus)

Now we only need a choir chant the lyrics polyphonically.

Holy fuck y'all I have nothing to contribute but I want to be part of it... Can I be a chorus girl? I don't think my voice will fuck it up too bad with other voices to cover mine up 😂

Thank you so much, buddy:))

I saw someone refer to it as bardcore and honestly? Yeah we love to see it

I take it you're too young to remember YTMND and the hundreds of Medieval versions that were created on that site. This ain't new.

'Tis truly an olde genre reborn unto this world.

@@MsSarcasticity but now its getting popular :/

And lo, thine Paladin arriveth!

@@TheGuardDuck Forsooth, the Paladin may smiteth thone Bard for playing so many tri-tones.

@@luminusprime Lol!

This is the best comment In history

the hero comes and then gets stomped to death by adra dragon. the end.

Do not forget the man of the muffins dear sir, he hath the valor to make such a colossus of sweet breads

Joshua Wilshaw Of course! Let us not forget the noble contributions of the muffin-smith - Without his efforts, the kingdom would hath surely been forsaken!

enchanted biscuit XD

@@AquaFan1998 Doth thou knoweth the muffin man?

@@loonflam8910 i beleve the fair maiden to be married to the muffin warlock!

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE

STORMCLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL, DEATH FROM ABOVE, MAKE OUR ENEMIES KNEEL! SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS, DEATH FROM ABOVE, IT'S AN ARMY OF KINGS! WE REMEMBER IN SEPTEMBER WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

ah yes, my culture

Fucking love the comments here

OH, Lady Von Blingin', where arest thou?

Lady von Blingin’ we beseech thee

I’ve never made a proper video before. I believe it’s time.

With some high voiced, castrated male bard.

@@innerguardianXIII you mean an eunuch?

"Hit it!"

All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots. best ye go, best ye go, outrun me bow

Strawberry Princess Ah, Ay see ye be a lass of Culture also.

@@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT ah yes, true kinfolk of culture

They “best make haste best make haste” you mean?

Someone did Pumped up kicks bardcore, and then someone else attached Old English lyrics

can hear it being played in The Witcher at a pub

Ey yuuuuuuuu back awae from mayh wiyfff

NOOOOOOOOO

Thou must not lay thou filthy hands upon the gummy infused droplet!

Fiona be like...

@@johndoherty487, yes lol

The best one yet

@@stoutyyyy Thank you!

are you trying to combine old English with a Scottish accent?

@@peachesplums It's (an attempt at) middle English, which is the rough way to describe english between about 1100 and 1500. It kept a lot of remnants of old english, with new norman influences. I think the reason it sounds a bit scottish is because scots english kept a lot of the middle english features :)

@@ruthharvey4158 Are you a linguist? 😱

In order that his name might placate jealous Hera, in the vain hope that it might stay her fury toward one of her unfaithful husband's bastards

Heracles sounds more fancy

Could just see Link galloping Epona to across Hyrule to this track

@@TheGearsofwar2010 Breath of the Wild would be perfect for this song!

@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 absolutely. Though I'm more into Ocarina, grew up with the N64. Great times

@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 I'm breaking out the Phantom Ganon armor (minus helmet) and the giant horse for this ride

:)

Next on the list: Shrek but its a caveman remix He just says "unga bunga knursk" over and over

True

Epic escape through dwarven city of Kharz Barag, when enormous crystal powering whole city gonna explode

Me too:))

@@georgeuskolkh8449 yuss

Reminds me personally of Short Circuit 2 ^^

Reminds me of a gravelly voiced Welsh woman in double denim with BIG hair...

Nawww

Gandalf comes in riding on a giant gingerbread man

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

@@eldon8712 COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

so LittleV's version then?

STORM CLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL DEATH FROM ABOVE MADE OUR ENEMIES KNEEL. SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS DEATH FROM ABOVE IT'S AN ARMY OF KINGS

WE REMEMBER IN SEPTEMBER WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!

I'm glad I'm not the only one with memory of the short circuit movies

@@DUSKHUNTER713 used to watch them almost weekly!

Yes! All these kids talking about Shrek, when Johnny 5 did it first and better.

@@jv7x without a doubt.

Preferably Jennifer Saunders.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ac66bQIbPtM.html

I know this is late, but, if you haven't already look up "Holding Out for a Hero" by Hildegard von Blingin'

@@charmanderlover6433 yea I looked up. but thanks bro

And still, Johnny 5's revenge and return from the dead is one of the most satisfying moments in cinema history.

This version of the theme would fit as well as the original during the jousting with tractors at Footloose.

Nah, this would be the BGM that starts playing when you hit a random encounter.

So we all agree to call this genre bardcore

Michael Sayavong yep

Everyone except younglings who humour on edge

Anything is better than nightcore

Bardcore also known as some people’s new DND campaign playlist

YES!!!

Hilgard von Blingin's with medievalised lyrics: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Nx-x_1lIXh4.html

😂😂yeah