Holiday Shopping at The Nothing Store | ASMR

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It's that time of the year again! And what better way to show those special people in your life how much they really mean to you this holiday season than with the perfect gifts from The Nothing Store! (As long as you can stay awake long enough to pay for them, that is!)
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@cthulhu5702 3 года назад

"We don't accept First born" Me: *[Puts second child on counter]*

@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 3 года назад

I’ve come to make a bargain

@chargedyeti7155 3 года назад

Oh. Hey Cthulhu.

@pencil_1078 3 года назад

Cthulhu has two kids?

@wickeli 3 года назад

Ah didn’t see this before I comment a similar thing 😆 great minds think alike

@vitobru8361 3 года назад

@@pencil_1078 he has like 4 actually

@randonb-l200 3 года назад

I quite like how "we do not accept... first born" implies that all of your other children are good for nothing

@thecamper127 3 года назад

I like to imagine someone came In with there firstborn instead of nothing so they had to make it a rule to prevent it from happening again

@AndreaMMc 3 года назад

The fact I’m the second child offends me so.

@stikkippy1481 3 года назад

Ohhhhhh, that makes a lot of sense

@danny-fy3qo 3 года назад

I-

@chandragablaze2075 3 года назад

In Germany we joke "Kids are like pancakes - you never know what you are doing at the first one". So - in germany it would be "only firstborn" ^^

@pancarialice 3 года назад

the way he throws the clipboard to the side and _carefully_ puts down his pen sends me every time

@moonadoo1006 3 года назад

When does this happen?

@pancarialice 3 года назад

@@moonadoo1006 at 0:24 :)

@moonadoo1006 3 года назад

Thank u

@doom4157 2 года назад

@@pancarialice never noticed before😂😂😂😂

@magpieinthelibrary5691 2 года назад

Why is is so quiet! Like how I’ve thrown many clip boards in my life but even throwing them is loud.

@J.Augusto_Ibarra 3 года назад

You can grab any product directly from the screen, even if it's off. Oh! and if you take a look in those shelves behind, you can find a pack of how much she loves you. If a thief enters the store, does he steal everything and nothing at the same time?

@loosylucy92 2 года назад

*Macintosh Plus - Floral Shoppe plays.

@heathchisenhall1732 2 года назад

@@amosneek1052 why does it matter? The joke still works, doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or girl or non binary robber

@jellyhamster1872 2 года назад

F**k i was gonna give give this comment a like for not havings tags

@robotwizard1066 Год назад

Schrödinger's heist

@SweetTodd Год назад

@@heathchisenhall1732 His comment is invisible. What's he say?

@HoundSyrup 3 года назад

Me: *puts first born back in car seat*

@Facekick48 3 года назад

*Picks up second born*

@Gae_rat_in.a_hat 3 года назад

@@Facekick48 𝕠𝕞𝕘 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝟜𝕥𝕙 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 :-/

@door.4975 3 года назад

This comment. WAS A MISTAKE

@Im_mso 3 года назад

@@door.4975 it was already a mistake duh 🙄🙄

@Justme2278j 3 года назад

@@door.4975 Humanity was a mistake

@chinmustache6420 3 года назад

“They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day”

@TrevorEllison-lh5yo 3 года назад

Person named nothing:

@australium7374 3 года назад

Usually I don’t laugh at these but I laughed this one time

@icanseeyounow 3 года назад

Useless child

@frds_skce 3 года назад

"It impossible..."

@mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801 3 года назад

Well you exercised your thumbs typing that comment soooo…

@hamsnadwich6767 2 года назад

My "theory" for the nothing store is that every item is so magical and unobtainable for humans that our brains (or maybe even NWO microchips) block it automatically and replaces it with the word "nothing."

@maximumeffort1006 Год назад

I like ur theory

@bobenskiwatontop Год назад

[[hyper linked blocked]]

@weelolol Год назад

ah i cant wait for the [NOT NWO COMPLIANT]

@bd_ares Год назад

Reminds me of Sindri and Brok. They teleport in realm between realms, but because our mind can't understand it, it decides to see nothing at all

@flopp_idk Год назад

So basically, your saying nothing is kind of a substitute for something or someone incomprehensible.

@achichingle4148 Год назад

Finally a store where I can walk out with nothing and not having a guilt feeling

@That_one_dude07 Год назад

So true

@crystalmanta9443 3 года назад

I can't wait for a trip to their rival business across the street: the Everything Store.

@bigbeast103 3 года назад

I was at Bed Bath and Beyond Saturday. Whole lot of the Bed and Bath, not a lot of Beyond. Don't waste your time.

@DevilJhoMama 3 года назад

It doesn't have a chance

@U_NoKev 3 года назад

But that place is expensive

@DevilJhoMama 3 года назад

@@U_NoKev yeah it costs everything

@GgTTV828 3 года назад

@@DevilJhoMama sad thanos noises

@dogski2822 3 года назад

When the game hasn’t quite finished rendering.

@focalpoint._ 3 года назад

Looks like the Cyberpunk 2077 holiday update finally finished downloading!

@Loafphy 3 года назад

Last time I ran this, the game was loading perfectly fine but the textures were all missing, they should really fix this bug

@seamy8959 3 года назад

Love the wings of fire pfp

@dogski2822 3 года назад

@@seamy8959 Thanks

@SubayAdamm2 3 года назад

Roblox games when some of the models hasnt downloaded

@ryeloaf8292 3 года назад

This is basically me writing a small essay on what I did during summer break when returning to school.

@greenytoaster 2 года назад

lmfao

@captaincashew5291 Год назад

This is so accurate

@That-one-fish-from-spongebob 3 года назад

How can this man talk about nothing for 1h? What a legend!

@Pyxis10 2 года назад

He's done it twice.

@_BDN Год назад

well that's a lot of nothing

@whyiwakeup6460 18 дней назад

I think that’s what hasan does

@DarthSidian 3 года назад

POV: You're at a Sony store trying to buy a PS5

@axetrotl9203 3 года назад

Bruh

@rewindd 3 года назад

lmfaooo

@yvngxshady 3 года назад

lol

@quintonevans8272 3 года назад

it's so true it scares me

@panzerkampfwagenmark6tiger198 3 года назад

20:22

@xandermurdock6131 3 года назад

"or First Born" It wouldn't be there if someone didn't try it.

@chadderbug7587 3 года назад

It's the kind of thing that can go perfectly with the "What the hell happened here" meme format.

@gay.mer9328 3 года назад

Man trades baby for 15 Big Macs. Really happened. America is truly the greatest country.

@Avrage_youtube_enjoyer 3 года назад

Dammit my efforts have gone to waste And I collected so many

@arckosX 3 года назад

The first born joke is from the comment of the unintelligible cashier where someone commented if they accepted first born

@phoenix_egs3045 3 года назад

How about second born

@sunniedayz2450 3 года назад

Plot twist: every child's play/pretend objects end up at these stores

@mrfancyshorts6326 3 года назад

Sometimes i like to think uncle E is literally just a peaceful SCP that can relax people with his voice. Rooting into you brain giving you tingles and makes you sleep.

@SnoFitzroy 2 года назад

this is unironically a great idea for an SCP tho. no horror. no spooks. just a cute creature that makes you sleep when you want to

@mrfancyshorts6326 2 года назад

@@SnoFitzroy exactly, at least someone understands!

@freddiemercury7783 3 года назад

"We DO NOT accept first born." 2nd borns: *Chuckles* "I'm in danger."

@williamvandergrift9741 3 года назад

Frick I’m in trouble

@dull_demon4717 3 года назад

Im both a first & third born depending on what parent you look at Dad - third born Mom - first born

@dull_demon4717 3 года назад

@Robert Scott That was uncalled for

@dylanlunney4623 3 года назад

@@dull_demon4717 Stfu band kid. (Jk lol)

@dull_demon4717 3 года назад

@@dylanlunney4623 im not a band kid tho, im an art kid

@raccoonofmotivation20 3 года назад

This is what happens when his wife says nothing would make her happier

@Charu0 3 года назад

You have to pay a lot of nothing

@thecitizenoftheinternet1077 3 года назад

Wife: Nothing makes me happier than you! Me: 😢

@a_wisepenny9227 3 года назад

Just wanted to point this out has anyone ever noticed that ephemeral rift looks like bogan Jesus

@thedestinyghostdinklebot2574 3 года назад

take ur like and leave

@a_wisepenny9227 3 года назад

@@thedestinyghostdinklebot2574 who are you talking to

@Fern1e_ Год назад

The nothing store series is definitely my favorite set ER has made so far. I keep coming back to both of these videos!

@kamrynashley6634 Год назад

Why is his voice so calming man😭

@Ilikefoodbrodie Год назад

Kinda what asmr is supposed to do

@desbugfan8429 10 месяцев назад

Well he's been practicing for about 11 years

@VRN_Sieger 3 года назад

Ah yes, the amount of "Nothing" has expanded in "Nothing" alot since i came here. "Nothing" could be better

@user-yq1kn1dg6c 3 года назад

I can sense your comment will get over 2k likes :)

@dermarsianer3338 3 года назад

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@dermarsianer3338 3 года назад

@@user-yq1kn1dg6c 90 de a

@dermarsianer3338 3 года назад

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@leolion3323 3 года назад

@@dermarsianer3338 Tru doe

@masonkertson7451 3 года назад

“I’m sure there’s someone that deserves nothing”

@Civilized_Yankee 3 года назад

"I'm in this picture and I dont like it"

@masonkertson7451 3 года назад

@Mason Mierzwinski whatl’s up Mason

@marley9800 3 года назад

what are the damn numbers

@D.b._Lord 3 года назад

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN

@masonkertson7451 3 года назад

@Christian Ball I guess so

@boi4841 3 года назад

Just yeets the clipboard. If he makes a video about how it flew so far it landed into a different characters video thar would be legendary

@legendarypillow1450 3 года назад

“Is everything here the same price?” “Yes, everything costs nothing” *i’ll take your entire stock*

@jellyhamster1872 2 года назад

Stock of what 🧑🏻‍🦰

@legendarypillow1450 2 года назад

@@jellyhamster1872 nothing

@jellyhamster1872 2 года назад

@@legendarypillow1450 u know go to Asmr gibi

@umairxd6558 3 года назад

ER: tries selling me nothing Me: *I’ll take your entire stock*

@raconvid6521 3 года назад

Nomega stonks

@Bowl_lit 3 года назад

But do you have enough nothing to pay?

@TS-ic9cg 3 года назад

Epherial rift it is time you are now referenced in multiple videos that arent even ASMR related you need to take control now rise you have waited a very long time for this

@zzz928 3 года назад

Shut up and take my nothing

@PodDaGoat 3 года назад

I wish they had the new nothing 5 in stock I’ve been searching every nothing store

@peopleandanimalslovm 3 года назад

"what do you want for Christmas?" "Oh I don't know, nothing really" *SAY NO MORE*

@ArchdukeJake 2 года назад

Underrated

@stevenkooker9615 2 года назад

*no more*

@captaineldeezee1336 2 года назад

Nod 's good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean, nudge nudge?

@captaincashew5291 Год назад

How about "say nothing more"?

@quantum6046 2 года назад

I rate this place 5 stars, I once went shopping here and I was lucky enough to find a vintage Nothing Trading Card Pack, I pulled a Onega-Rare card that you can sell for NOTHING ONLINE! Isn’t that crazy, and I got the Pack for the very decent and fair price of Nothing. This place has nothing you need, it’s great

@StormierNik 3 года назад

Imagine how chaotic the world outside of this shop has to be in order to be able to offer nothing to its customers. That would imply that humanity is at a point where it lives in a state of constant sensory overload.

@legm2607 2 года назад

Search up this one artist who sells artpieces of nothing.

@clockjaw5189 3 года назад

“Perhaps when you come back again I will be wearing nothing” *I have been lied to*

@SnorkLayton 3 года назад

You dont know that, he could be wearing nothing jewelry

@superknux13isaid 3 года назад

*Perhaps.*

@kirayoshikage2661 3 года назад

Well he is wearing nothing under his clothes

@johanngaming2956 3 года назад

@@SnorkLayton CURSED BUT TRUE

@johanngaming2956 3 года назад

69th like LETS GOOO

@masterchief8904 3 года назад

0:24 Uncle E: "Ah yes, welcome and happy holidays" ALSO UNCLE E: *throws the clipboard across the room*

@vincezockt127 3 года назад

Yeeeeeeeeet

@Willow76ny 3 года назад

That made me bust out laughing. Love his randomness!

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 3 года назад

Uncle...

@evanpalmer4893 3 года назад

I wonder how he did that without us hearing the clattering

@Quantumact2908 3 года назад

@@evanpalmer4893 pillows, thats my guess

@darkofalltraits9149 3 года назад

Plot Twist: Everything in the Nothing Store is invisible and they are just calling it Nothing cuz they have their own brand

@stephanier.9130 3 года назад

ER: "Have I seen you before?" Me: "Oh, why yes you have. Thanks for remembering. We have a daily appointment to help me sleep." Love your videos, thanks for helping me get a good night's sleep:)

@LEON_S_K 3 года назад

“Is their someone in your life who deserves nothing?”

@queensoff5149 3 года назад

Yo that got me laughing hard

@noeljonsson3578 3 года назад

Of course I know him, he’s me.

@NeverInTime 3 года назад

Well there is the firstborn son I still have- wait that’s me.

@octokw1 3 года назад

Yes, yes

@lonelyteapot858 3 года назад

@@noeljonsson3578 luke: *whines like a little baby as always*

@titanspirit7238 3 года назад

I bought my in-laws nothing this Christmas, kept the gift receipt in case they don't like it.

@cupcake5000 3 года назад

But who wouldn't like nothing?

@greattitan371 3 года назад

@@cupcake5000 Twitter would find some way to hate it.

@cupcake5000 3 года назад

@@greattitan371 lol I'm sure

@misty-skies 3 года назад

Bro, you got a receipt?

@athreya__7255 3 года назад

@@misty-skies no we have nothing

@stevenhardin3398 2 года назад

Now we’re just waiting for the everything shop episodes

@blazikin 2 года назад

He still heartin comments?

@user-qv2ui6ok7k 3 года назад

I like how he chucks the clipboard and then just nervously placed the pen perfectly

@CristopherMenendez 3 года назад

Everytime Ephemeral Rift says "Nothing", take a shot of "nothing"

@Un_Lucky1 3 года назад

I almost died of nothingolism

@coltonwatson4907 3 года назад

A literal gallon later...

@johnrodrigues2018 3 года назад

Nothing happened

@mrplotarmour5393 3 года назад

Every time he says nothing take a shot of vodka good luck

@jsihavealotofplaylists 3 года назад

@@johnrodrigues2018 nothing to it I guess.

@Blue-lb4fj 3 года назад

*walks in* *reads sign* “Damn it!” *throws away firstborn* *walks out*

@franz_. 3 года назад

damn

@TheUncivilizedNation 3 года назад

They don’t accept firstborn but do they accept the firstborns soul

@grungeyfella 3 года назад

@@TheUncivilizedNation good idea speeeed wagooonnnee

@sebastianmujica3960 3 года назад

The sign doesnt say anything about second born tho so...

@escapedarkness7548 3 года назад

Abortion 100

@consof8724 Год назад

Holiday shopping can always seem so stressful, but I have to say that this place really helps me find the nothing that my family wants. The nothing my family deserves

@almostkentish3042 3 года назад

"We do not accept First born" "I'll be back in nine months, hold nothing for me"

@ATypicalguy_anti-UTTP 3 года назад

Lmao

@thomastsohonis1218 3 года назад

Man, he threw that clipboard so fast that it looks like he was embaresed to have SOMETHING. In his NOTHING shop

@worldwidewebster6224 3 года назад

Well you see the paper actually had nothing on it. The clipboard is allowed, as without something on it, it's clipping nothing. Why did he throw it then? No idea. I can come up with nothing

@r.i.pjuicewrld7941 3 года назад

Very suspicious...perhaps a secret message in vanishing ink? I must tell dr corvus....

@satanicangel6384 3 года назад

"Would you like to donate nothing to this charity ?" My empty pocket : My time has come

@kriegsman7585 3 года назад

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 is broke people were always useful , we can pAY IN LIVES

@kriegsman7585 3 года назад

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 personally I prefer the raiding approach, you know *KILL* *MAIM* *BURN* and all that

@satanicangel6384 3 года назад

Yo pog 60 nothing! My life is complete now

@jjxioo8261 3 года назад

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 don't kill me i can give you a couple thousands 🥴🥴

@jellyhamster1872 2 года назад

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 dr pepper

@oroborus4113 2 года назад

After some time and thought I really do like you're nothing bow tie it really suits your whole entire outfit in this video

@Beau-Bo 2 года назад

hate to be the guy but: *your

@martinadefonthana2945 Год назад

it feels like the nothing gemstone ring is a lvl 100 wizard equipment. increases nothing by 80%

@roguigododeltarune4475 Год назад

It would help my nothingmancer habilities a lot

@miauthe1 3 года назад

POV: You're a mom who is trying to get the latest console for their child.

@tonicox4005 3 года назад

POV: you’re someone at the store trying to purchase toilet paper

@tonicox4005 3 года назад

@Matthew Schurke very funny, but wouldn’t he be the liquor salesperson, and you’re the alcoholic?

@Cubixxx. 3 года назад

Yeah, i live in spain so my mom and i went into a famous brand of supermarkets called El corteingles, we live at the capital, Madrid and we went to the biggest possible supermarket here and when we arrived the told us they had no xsx neither ps5 left i mean I want the xbox but literally there were lots of ps5 empty boxes

@oct197. 3 года назад

@Matthew Schurke my social studies class is on the 1920's unit

@oct197. 3 года назад

@Matthew Schurke wtf

@ggouldie0526 3 года назад

Alternate title “shopping at PlayStation after the ps5 release”

@jimskim8568 3 года назад

@satanicangel6384 3 года назад

True

@chargedyeti7155 3 года назад

I'd like a PS2 with a side of corrupted memory card.

@australium7374 3 года назад

They didn’t even sell cardboard boxes that time

@Jackbeedie 3 года назад

XD 😂

@sinisterpuddle6655 2 года назад

you should make an invisible object store, where you sell us things we can hear but cant see

@panzercrewman616 2 года назад

I’m surprised at how many backgrounds rift has. It’s like he works at Hollywood

@jimmylundblom9370 3 года назад

POV: You walked into a high lvl town an try to buy something while being lvl 1

@sugr_cookie253 3 года назад

Dang, we aren't even leveled up enough to SEE the items lol and the N.P.C is glitching saying that everything is "Nothing" 🕴🕴🕴

@CJ-xp2mn 3 года назад

Ya know what im gonna skyrim you **puts bucket over your head**

@iamsherlocked2882 3 года назад

It’s like trying to hit Goron City first In botw when you have like 20 rupees to your name- tho it’s easier to just run and get the fireproof bois but still lmao ✋ everyone just blows you off like a useless lil shit 💀

@valkaerie8715 2 года назад

POV you go to Vivec immediately off the ship

@masonbruner1239 2 года назад

@@iamsherlocked2882 "gee squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what ya just said!"

@stanyard 3 года назад

"is there someone in your life that deserves NOTHING?" oh yes, i could go on and on..

@dedotrongames6402 3 года назад

Nobody deserves nothing. Nobody is a good guy.

@MISSGNOMETF2 3 года назад

Nice pfp

@soup2074 3 года назад

How does he not laugh while saying

@Wuuuuuush 3 года назад

Rift: “You can also pay with an arm and a leg.” Edward Elric: _angry short person noises_

@uahwjeh458 Год назад

Honestly, i feel like this store is placed in a world where everyone uses their imagination, and their imagination got so realistic that they could see and hear things in nothing (the word as well) but the viewer is the only sane person that can see that it is nothing.

@josephstalin9298 Год назад

Nothing?

@klysew Год назад

@uahwjeh458 Год назад

@@josephstalin9298 Yes. Nothing

@happigoth 3 года назад

“Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here, nothin’ and a nothin’. Carry the nothin’..”

@xol3909 3 года назад

you get -10% of nothing

@icarusiskidding7207 3 года назад

I read this and it killed me. i rarely find people who’ve seen Firefly

@happigoth 3 года назад

@@icarusiskidding7207 Finally, someone who gets it!! I was waiting for someone to understand:)

@icarusiskidding7207 3 года назад

@@happigoth by far my favorite tv show ever made

@sodoesrachael_ 3 года назад

"I'm sure there's someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season." SAVAGE, I love it! (Also, so accurate.)

@evidant 3 года назад

ok rachel

@Vampiratejurien 3 года назад

Why do I keep reading Sausage instead of Savage on everything. Am I dyslexic.

@thelastnutbender6857 3 года назад

@@Vampiratejurien or you are hungry

@scatmann6502 3 года назад

Might be me, tbh I feel I’ve been a dick to my mom, however she says otherwise.

@GhostlyNerd31 Год назад

Watching ephemeral rift makes me realize the most random stuff sometimes, like how the shelf in the background vaguely resembles the first level of donkey Kong.

@thattf2guy86 3 года назад

4:10 Gotta love the Planes, Trains, and Automobiles reference.

@someguynamedsam6785 3 года назад

Seeing this in my recommended filled me with inscrutable joy

@siri6840 3 года назад

Wow, we really do get exited for nothing these days, don't we

@arandomhobbit7690 3 года назад

@@greattitan371 Some Guy Named Sam was literally excited over nothing. The video is about nothing. He is excited for the video. He got excited for nothing.

@severeautism5055 3 года назад

Welcome to the club

@MaRo-gj3fr 3 года назад

I have been filled with determination

@queenximena 3 года назад

Agreed friend

@saturdayted 3 года назад

WOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOHOO

@sleepinggod8323 3 года назад

Have a good day lol

@spongierbear2046 3 года назад

WE'RE MAKIN A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT

@sleepinggod8323 3 года назад

@@willowthewisp8659 That's exactly what i've wanted to hear

@AlekVen 3 года назад

I totally agree, loved the first one so much!

@tatert0tter347 3 года назад

Same lol

@maxwellgrinnell8272 Год назад

Me: *steals something* Officer: “Hey! What is that behind your back?” Me: “…nothing…”

@alexwojokim5072 Год назад

3:32 Wait he said they were nothing stores in the past and future omg I would love to see a cyber punk and 1930s nothing store

@twest903 3 года назад

ER you should make shirts for your tee spring that say “I went to The Nothing Store and all I got was this stupid shirt”

@somethingasmrr 3 года назад

Or “all I got was nothing” 😂

@lazer-exe9178 3 года назад

make the shirt transparent

@marionettehone 3 года назад

The Emperor’s new clothes

@nntel3467 3 года назад

@@marionettehone 10/10 short story

@norton_antivirus 3 года назад

I got that when I was born

@Issengan 3 года назад

When you're broke, but still have to go Christmas Shopping

@ladyteekitty 3 года назад

drink a glass of water everytime he says "nothing" stay hydrated

@exorjack 3 года назад

ide prefer not to have my bladder explode thanks /j

@gabe13hunt Год назад

Your creativity and ability to run with your God given intuition is amazing, been watching you for several years and have only seen you improve and spread love. From your amazing outlandish roleplay’s, to the relatable father and son talks, we thank you for being a haven!

@Vamilator7165 3 года назад

Rift my dude. The humor in this is masterclass, The clipboard at the start and the ”your last name” at the end. And your delivery is just perfect.

@angelinamasih2542 3 года назад

When I ask my mom what is she gonna buy me this Christmas My mom: Nothing

@LuckyArceus 3 года назад

Pog

@wiltchamberlain3484 3 года назад

@JasonRBeing 3 года назад

I been told multiple times I am good for nothing!

@ESCL2004 3 года назад

@@JasonRBeing I, too, have been told I was worth nothing.

@smallerhumanoid3882 2 года назад

This is the first time I’ve laughed at an asmr video “do you know someone who really deserves nothing!”

@jodywelds5379 3 года назад

“It’s doing a great job spreading awareness about nothing” Like the Red Cross?

@labdG 3 года назад

"Have I seen you before?" Well, I've watched/listened to the grand opening of the Nothing Store before sleep countless times.

@riccardobarbolini6799 3 года назад

Saaaaaaame

@arckosX 3 года назад

The first born joke is from the comment of the unintelligible cashier where someone commented if they accepted first born

@LoveAndDeath 3 года назад

That's really interesting.

@vincezockt127 3 года назад

Ah so you Remember him to

@Ethereal-ss3jh 3 года назад

That's actually really nice.

@australium7374 3 года назад

Beautiful

@DoofXMachina 3 года назад

I dont know if that's true but in too lazy to check so... *likes comment*

@AC-xu6tk 3 года назад

The real beauty behind this is when he throws the clipboard, he silenced the sound when he edited this so you just hear the paper flying through the air

@thevoid8853 3 года назад

Pov: you're actually there to listen to the non-existent music at the nothing store to steal bunch of nothing and run out of there with nothing

@Our_Remedy 3 года назад

"Y'know what, I'm gonna get that kid nothing" It's hard to tingle when I'm trying so hard not to laugh

@ItsLsloSand 3 года назад

Great profile pic!

@Our_Remedy 3 года назад

@@ItsLsloSand ;)

@serenitygrant8127 3 года назад

I have a love hate relationship with your profile pic 😂

@Our_Remedy 3 года назад

@@serenitygrant8127 That's the correct response. I have a love hate relationship with you knowing what my profile pic is

@thexylophone 3 года назад

@GameDox 20 i mean does it really matter?

@lordbroccoli4182 3 года назад

“Oh. Greetings, and happy holidays.” *Y E E T*

@WinterFreSh00 Год назад

This store's selection is even more relevant in 2022. Best value for our money

@eCouchPotatoe 2 года назад

I picked up a gift for my girlfriend from this store. You should have seen the look on her face when I told her I got her nothing.

@awesomeindependence9435 2 года назад

I bet she was ecstatic

@levimccarthy1259 3 года назад

It's getting harder to find stores that accept first born sons nowadays "Sorry jimmy you'll have to deal with me for a little bit longer"

@TheMimicBox 3 года назад

When they said, "Would you rather have nothing for Christmas!?" I think this guy took it WAAAAAAAY too literally.

@courtneyadams1743 Год назад

I wonder if there is a nothing person in the multiverse where we still have clothes but are invisible to the naked eye

@joelquintanilla917 2 года назад

This man is a genius

@chinmustache6420 3 года назад

The Nothing Store is my favourite! I love that the sequel is holiday themed, and that the store is still open when we need it most. And I do know people who deserve “nothing” this Christmas

@Xulitus 3 года назад

Someone should write up an SCP document for this.

@danielcorey377 3 года назад

Extradimensional SCP-The Nothing Store Would be interesting to make it so that people fixate on it even though there is nothing there. Like millions of aisles of empty shelves and people stuck constantly browsing

@dannydevito1204 3 года назад

@@danielcorey377 almost like scp 3008 but where the shelves are empty

@Jonnyboy6667 3 года назад

@@danielcorey377 similar to the ikea scp where the store is endless and no one can escape

@detectiveunknown9304 3 года назад

Lol

@susanshields2063 3 года назад

@@comrademepmep1634 how did your finals go ?

@bidensbestfriend5250 Год назад

i can get all my christmas shopping done here. 10/10

@Seriously_Unserious 3 года назад

Me: "What's your favorite villain in any story, could be a book, movie, tv show, video game, whatever?" ER: "The Nothing, from the Neverending Story. Great movie where the hero fights Nothing - literally."

@astoriasasmr 3 года назад

"Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season?" LOLLL.

@chlonley 3 года назад

Nobody: ER: YEETS clipboard, but sets pen down GENTLY

@coopercounts6581 3 года назад

the clipboard never landed...

@ESCL2004 3 года назад

@@coopercounts6581 it entered a rift, where it was sent to a Nothing Store employee of another timeline.

@robertharris6092 3 года назад

@@coopercounts6581 had to land on something cushioned.

@rococoblue 3 года назад

I don't know what you're taking about i saw nothing in his hands😏.

@prioryt6977 3 года назад

lol

@deat2393 2 года назад

the way the clipboard made zero sound when he tossed it horrifies me, even though it was probably just a blanket or something

@Jaketheaxman 2 года назад

When you simplify the sentence "...you know that when you donate nothing to them, it is used properly," it becomes "nothing is used properly"

@warehouselead 3 года назад

At first I was worried I couldn't pay because of the sign on the register, but then I remembered I still have arms and legs. What a relief.

@NoEntertainment 3 года назад

Half off nothing. I can't believe it. I think that's legitimately the best deal I've ever gotten on anything.

@anthonynoneya1460 3 года назад

no, it isn’t, it’s the best deal you’ve ever gotten on nothing

@NoEntertainment 3 года назад

No.

@ThatKayen 3 года назад

Look at you two, arguing over nothing

@YellowStarLine 3 года назад

0:20 oh greetings and happy holidays *yeets clipboard across the store*

@MicrowaveConsumer 8 месяцев назад

The fact he said he saw "us" at the grand opening a MILLENIA ago gives us the fact this man has been managing a sustainable business for 1000 years Now that's dedication

@somebodylikesbacon1960 3 года назад

This store has so many of my things here, they have the instrument I play, my girlfriend, and my will to live.

@chargedyeti7155 3 года назад

(X) S ame

@thatnicklongo5939 3 года назад

My car, my wallet, my education, my furniture, so many wonderful things!

@di24jj69 3 года назад

My IQ as well

@fruitpunch7482 3 года назад

Now this "sequel to the nothing shop" this does put a smile on my face

@OhsweetOhno 2 года назад

Your videos are amazing. I love just listening to them for their stories. When I’m listening to them so I can fall asleep I get way better sleep than normally, you’re just amazing at what you do

@unsaiinted Год назад

I like the idea that the nothing items serve the function of the items they’re supposed to be like imagine riding a nothing bicycle, just casually floating mid air moving fast