Caliborn might actually be based on this one weird guy that Hussie encountered on the forums. Said weird guy acted a lot like Jigsaw from Saw, and demanded that Hussie draw him Muppet porn. One of the comics he asked Hussie to draw is in the comic. Dave finds it pinned to his door, and he rips it up.
@@greentetrahedron7992 Dude, I think he was simply reffering to the page the little comic they mentioned Dave read was on. its here: www.homestuck.com/story/565
i think that comic is also referenced when karkat finds the aftermath of eridan's temper tantrum. he also goes "haha, make-believe time is over!" and right after he checks kanaya's computer and he talks to doc scratch, just like how rowlf talks with jigsaw in the comic
It is also incorporated in the comic itself. You see, the lil Cal Dave's Bro has, has Caliborn's demonic soul, and therefore, telepathic influence on Bro. It is the reason Bro likes Saw , and he created that comic to psychologically manipulate Dave.
He was pulling the strings so he could pull the strings before he or the strings existed, so he pulled these strings to create said strings, so that they could exist and he could pull them
Antagonists in other fiction:* have super valid reasons for actions * Homestuck antagonists: one massacres multiple people across a few sessions all because he didn't want to wear a hat. The other just wants to kill his sister just to kill his sister
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays kings, ruins towns, And beats high mountains down: *Time.*
Homestuck fans: **LE happens** Fuck FuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuck Other fandoms: you okay Homestuck it's only the character of the big showdown. Homestuck: PREPARE PREPARE HE'S ALREADY HERE. **distant murder noises**
@@chillyavian7718 Scratch is the host of Lord English’s soul, because he was created by Snowman (as the Black Queen) using Lil Cal, as well as a magic cue ball.
after lil cal was banished to the void, it is described by doc scratch that himself and eventually LE have appeared in countless universes. dude was committing omnicide on every universe in paradox space
I keep coming back here, not just because it's a good song, but because the answer was in front of us the whole time. Doc Scratch told us right off the bat. "I am an excellent host." Showed us the big picture from the very beginning and we never saw it coming.
I've been learning on how to play the organ for the last 6 years on one of the biggest and older ones in Rio. My teacher has passed away 4 months ago and since then, by the church's rule, me and two much older students of his "inherited" the right to play the organ for one hour of our choice at any time of day. Last thing I played was this song, and it souded fucking incredible. I guess some people even stopped to listen, which is pretty rare.
i made the comment a while ago, but i think it was the "everyone who acted like they knew what the deal was with the game was actually either super wrong or just straight up lying and now we have like an hour to get everyone in the game" part
honestly it's one of my favorite parts of the comic, way more tense than any of the pre-alternia alpha-earth moments. wow this fandom has some horribly convoluted terminology
He is coming for us all. A number of us already know his weakness. He cannot afford to allow that information to slip. Prepare. Prepare. Prepare. Because he is already here.
thekaboominator1 .....That wont be enough. Hussie created LE by getting me to become angry. He used kumoricon 2014 as the means to summon the dragon in to this world....I tried to stop him but no one would listen to me, even as much suffering as I told them I endured to keep this from happening. No, you need the two archangels....Jesus Christ & or God both.In either case, you've all allowed what was called skullmaster in mighty max breach his way through to this world. This is not the sort of enemy you can defeat by any means that you would call normal because satan is not normal.Jesus Christ & sticking together & joining together...both races, trolls & humans can any of you hope to defeat this monstrosity that has deceived you all from the start.
so youre the religious type... you know he can be defeated by an oddly constructed, intangible house object, right? also that he is ABSOLUTELY. UNCONDITIONALLY. IMMORTAL. so your only defense is trapping him eternally.
also, it has been confirmed thats what it takes. so im not gonna trust that the reason he exists is because some youtuber with an invasive profile picture was angry.
WAIT. THERE'S A LONGER VERSION?? It took me about nine months to finally find this song in high quality after playing the second intermission just for the song? Well, I'm glad I found it, But I'm surprised no one made a HQ video of the version with a lowered pitch that was used in Homestuck.
The first time I saw English, I thought "Well, he looks ridiculous." I mean, overpowered as all get-out, but ridiculous. Beefy green monster with saw-like teeth, multicolored wardrobe, a SKULL for a head... what, is that supposed to intimidate the readers? It's unsettling that he moves like that, I know, all shaky and unnatural-like, but so what? That's not enough. Then, he is stated to have ended an infinity of timeless beings, a number of which had ascended as gods, goddesses and monsters in a game that encouraged violence, and made himself feared by a number of... things, eldritch, impossible entities between dream bubbles, deep in the void. And I thought, yeah, the squiddles were all cute at first, remember that? And then I find out that he was what Caliborn chose to become. Caliborn. That little, immature prick, biologically conditioned into chaotic evil since his conception, gained all that power. Of course he decided to become a ridiculous, beefy green monster with saw-like teeth and a skill for a head. The only thing he probably didn't choose was the Cairo Overcoat, and him being a Cherub, I doubt he thought much of it. All that power and he decided to be THIS. ¬-¬
@@Isuream6331 yea I think he can, his main personality and bodily form comes from Caliborn, who god-tiered, and god-tiers can fly, we just aren't shown that.
Other fiction: The villain is coming and we aren't ready to fight! Lets run! Homestuck: The Villain is already here and we aren't ready to fight! *dies*
Other fiction: Ooh, the big baddy is here, time for an awesome fight scene Homestuck: The baddy is here, but he wont do anything but stand around til the very end where he dies offscreen
sometimes i like to think about the possibility lord english is literally caliborn NOW WAIT before you start saying, 'he is lord english you numbnuts' i KNOW he is technically lord english, but caliborn is the juvenile, less threatening version. So sometimes i like to imagine lord english just going somewhere and praising himself, being like, really childish, and saying, "YES CALIBORN YOU HAVE DONE WELL. HEHE, I KNOW I HAVE I AM A BIG BAD GUY NOW NOBODY CAN STOP ME. YES I AM THE BEST THERE IS. ALSO MY NAME IS NOT CALIBORN NOW ITS LORD ENGLISH IF YOU PLEASE I MUST HAVE A PROPER NAME TO SUIT MY AMAZING CUEBALL EYES AND DASHING COAT. YES, ME OKAY. I WILL NOW CALL YOU ENGLISH. YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. NO OTHER CHERUB'S GOT ANYTHING ON YOU. YOU DESTROYED WORLDS, YOU GET ALL THE LADIES! I BET I WOULD, IF I ACTUALLY CARED FOR ANYONE, WHICH I DONT. OH YES THATS RIGHT MR. ENGLISH YOU ARE ABSOLUTLEY STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL. HELL YEAH, I DESERVE MY PRAISE AS BEING THE GREATEST OF ALL THINGS EVER. I BEAT AN IMPOSSIBLE SESSION AND GOT FROG-ELF-LEPERACHAN-FELT MEN. FUCK YOU, SISTER! I WAS ALWAYS STRONGER! I KNEW IT! MUAHAHAHA! HEY SIS, I'LL FIND YOU. AND KILL YOU. BUT, IF YOU CAN SOMEHOW HEAR ME, HERE ONE FOR OLD TIMES SAKE! tUMUt BYE YA BITCH" its fun to think about XD
i know, but like, if lord english had all the personality of caliborn inside him it would be quite the treat to hear him cursing everyone out and just... say that monologue to himself every now and again
I'd love to see a training montage where Caliborn develops into Lord English whilst traversing 4 iterative universes, , but it's actually just him talking to himself constantly whilst inside a puppet.
Note: I know nothing about this fandom at all. 0:00 Okay...starting small. 0:16 Aw, kind of sad. 0:38 Oh shoot, something evil is here. 0:51 The bad guy won, right? 1:13 It's speeding up....! 1:22 WHOAWHOAWHOA 1:43 Eep! I have chills! 1:55 Huh? Where'd it go? 1:59 (Flies out of chair) RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRU
Most other fiction: The Big Bad has shown themselves, time to have an awesome fight scene! Homestuck: The Big Bad has shown themselves. Everyone's fucked.
Other fiction:the bad guy shows up. The writter puts a deus ex machina to make the heroes win Homestuck:the bad guy shows up. The writter gets killed by him. There's no hope anymore
Other fiction: villain has a reason/grudge/ belief to do what he does and shows positive attributes, redemtion arcs possible Homestuck: "ahem" sadistic impulses Sexism Unconditional hate for no reason Kills someone, kills them again after they are already dead, kills thousands of alternate versions of them, rince and repeat for a virtually infinite amount of people. Just cuz The only reason for his power is that his future self stacked the cards in his favor. Ego only 2nd in volume to his hatred for his sister. Literal man-baby. Epilepsy inducing Still Plays victim Did i mention that out of all people, THIS BITCH is the one who is the one who gets complete omnipotence and immortality?... *HE FUCKING SUCKS*
its more like hes forced to play a shitty session of sburb and doesnt actually harm anyone except killing someone he was already destined to kill from the start built up to be a big bad guy for so long massacres thousands to ensure his existance does literally nothing except kill dead people is forced by the plot to stay in the dream bubbles so that he can actually be killed gets nothing villainous done dies
That makes him a far better villain than that crap you like, lol. Cliche sob story redemption-possible villains. Fuck no. Villains are supposed to be crazy sociopaths and psychopaths, going nuts on existence because they feel like it.
Lord english holding the robotic head of Andrew Hussie is such a power move It's basicaly saying:Deux ex machina can't save you from me now,sh*t just got real
I heard this song, added it to my music playlist, then shortly realized I added this to my playlist already a couple days ago. I have two copies in my playlist, and I probably won't remove one of them so I can hear it twice.
"Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him."
Skeleton monster? Flashing eye(s)? Has the sweetest sibling? Wears a weird jacket? Laser beams? Awesome music? Known for obliterating kids?? It’s all there, folks. Time to run.
> Playing Ragnarok Online > Heals myself > I recover exact 413 HP Also,recently, also on RO... > Opens my storage > First item on the list is? 413 red HP potions. >Some time ago, i was waking up at 4:13, every night.This happened for 4 days straight. ... Also i have 413 free GB rn
For a while I would put on homestuck music to fall asleep to, and I would always wake up to this song (i was using a playlist so this song always came on at the same time and the part of the song when it got loud would always wake me up and I would have to skip it before it woke anyone else up T-T)
"English" is a popular leitmotif of Homestuck, often used in themes relating to Lord English or cherubs in general. Some notable examples: - Eternity Served Cold (used in [S] Caliborn: Enter, and [S] Collide) - Oppa Toby Style (used in [S] Collide) - Carne Vale (used in [S] GAME OVER) There are others, but these are a few I could think of.
Looking back at the scene where doc... Becomes.. Lord English I have one question: how?? Was there like, a tiny lil English fetus in him or something?? I'm still fuckin confused.
Because Doc Scratch is made from Lil Cal and Lil Cal is the vessel for Lord English' soul Doc simply let Hussie knock him dead and from his body (which is Cal's body) Lord English arose.
Doc Scratch is the combination of Lil Cal, Arquius, Caliborn, Gamzee (I think), and an omnipotent eight ball. Lil Cal being a Juju that contains and interacts with souls, when Hussie broke Doc the combination of arquius, caliborn and gamzee were all released as a disgusting, fused abomination. A demon named "Lord English".
- Lijosu - well, technically he was named Caliborn, since he only took that name after he was defeated by Jake, then travelled back to orchestrate events
This sounds like a KH fight boss, if Lord English somehow manages to make it as a boss in KH it would be pretty fucking difficult considerhe is the Lord of Time, imagine trying to dodge shit backwards
Young Xehanort does have a time move where he reverses his and our attack, then does a different one. He also has one where you get stuck in Time for a few seconds but the attacks still register.
Other pieces of fiction:Builds intimidation for the man antagonist by killing off main charactars. Homestuck:Builds intimidation for the man antagonist by killing off main charactars.
@@Mr.Knightman912 oh yeah i forgot in Homestuck nobody dies permanently. homestuck would be like SUCH a better story if everyone either stayed dead or nobody died, and the threat of death was enough. hussie having his cake and eating it too in that regard ruined a lot of tension the comic could have had
Lord E: *makes a universe full of people his sister liked so he can torture them to spite her, also creates himself and his sister in the process* Me: What?
For the love of squiddles. PLEASE. Do not watch this at 0.5 speed. You have been graciously warned. And to those of you who go on ahead... I'm... so sorry.
I mean, Lord English even existing in your universe or session means you are fucked from the start as if you try to prevent it you just end up with a doomed timeline.
okay judge me if you want but whenever i listen to this i imagine john and terezi just going at it with their respective instruments (piano, harpsichord) with a whole fucking orchestra backing them for some reason.
@SlyAsAFox8 Sounds more like the track it would play after you beat the final boss but then you find that you didn't actually beat him, and this would be the music playing during the transition from stage one of the fight to stage two. Granted, it would probably not be as long as this song.
