Honest Game Trailers | Elden Ring 

Okay here's the jump button.... and here's the Tree Sentinel good luck lol

Literally impossible to figure out most quests in Elden Ring without an online guide. Ridiculous xD

@@trackert3358 I know right ! I bought the game at the launch as a traditional rpg player. I refunded it within a few hours because I was sick of wandering around Limgrave lost without direction to progress. Got it again 6 months later launch, I am having a blast now. Ign & polygon & pcgamer guides + youtube are basically my quest logs and markers 😅

Had me on the floor laughing historically for 5 minutes

Best line of this video. So true ☺️🤣

I spent the majority of the game wishing I'd went Faith because for the longest time it seemed like it was the only gear I would find.

ruuuuuuunes

Nice

Frrrr💀

@@nickfizer401 I just went full faith and now I miss my great swords lol, the blasphemous blade goes crazy at high level though

😅

Not really it's more like bad game design

😂😂

@@reiysasoffioti6159 or maybe you just gotta get that one thing

@@KobeAndersonCactus Meaning?

Underrated comment

You get a debuff:( std from the pretty huh lady

She gives you a 5% health debuff when you hug her... even in Souls games, kindness kills you :(

@@darkodev6961 worth it

@@KOAHUNT3R something most people probably don't even notice until they see a random comment on a wiki or a RU-vid video.....

*Sees boss in gameplay video, has no context whatsoever for said boss, realizes it probably doesn't matter*

@@MrDalisclock Probably doesnt matter, will still get beaten to a pulp 50 times until you realise all you had to do was one thing correctly and you couldn't even do that. Sadness.

Oh come on now, it's so easy to follow this time! You're the seeker of the Elden Ring, a hibamabaginis that fell from somewhere outer space but that wasn't really outerspace instead a thingy inside a box that in reality wasn't really a box which was sealed (not really sealed) away by 4 big boss bro guys you have to kill because you found this nice sword that said "Go kill them" so you killed them but in reality they instead killed your soul and you have to reclaim it by reclaiming the Elden Ring. Come on, really easy!

Please do chicken invaders

Big facts I’m almost 120+ in and idkwtf is going on

*king shaming (play on words with the first game, King's Field)

It's so true. Criticizing these games usually causes some guy to get super defensive as if you were insulting one of his kinks

He said king shaming.

Actually sounds better as kink shaming and now I cannot unheard that

Kinks should be shamed though.

Not to mention treats you like you're a hundred times more beefy than you actually are 😂🥴🤔

Yes with a side of omg yes

so essentially.... YOU DIED

Precious item ahead.

*Picks up new spell/weapon, realizes it has a faith requirement, cries.*-me, probably

@@MrDalisclock me but with Int requirements. Curse me wanting to kill people with the wrath of God.

@@askingshoe2 I decided to be adventurous this time and spec for strength, dex and int. I keep finding stuff that needs faith(like dragon spells)I feel like a failure and I'm not sure why

This is the way

@@MiguelAngelGutierrezRamirez absolute maidenless behavior.

Wait until the dlc makes everything highly resistant to magic, bleed, and frost

@@osets2117 yeah mages will need 4 seconds instead of 3 for bosses

@@haveldudler lol yeah probably

.......any open world can do this

@@dmolmalowski they can.......... but can they do it successfully ?

@@dmolmalowski They wouldn't dare. Imagine devs sweating over this thinking to make their world least user friendly. You need guts to make these type of decision.

@@grade3328 they do it with no real skill

@@samadkhan6934 >You need guts This is embarrassing.

yes, from software are on the mission

Gud*

As someone who has never played a souls game before this, this is accurate

@@PsychoticWolfie its not really bud lol this game let's you summon like 5 guys to help you. go play sekiro then talk to me about getting good 😂😂

Git*

You atleast didnt dream about nuclear war

@@izawa9211 Did playing Fallout cause you to dream that?

@@sabianwatts8515 i think so

Honestly the "just to collect every weapon you don't have the build for" part hurt me 🤣

Nothing is quite as demoralizing as being killing by terminal velocity squirting...

Lobster spit=one hit and that's it. Poisonous gigaflower holy lasers from the sky kill you slower.

Bell bearing hunter in caelid is the worst

I can now with confidence say "I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you"

The Magma Wyrm at the Consecrated Snowfield had severe trouble against an Octopus. It did more damage with its tentacles than I did and I had swords. Which I then shoved right up its beak hole because it had no health left.

Nothing better than coming up on a bunch of messages expecting something important and them all being: "try finger, but hole"

I have been leaving "Offer Pickle, then seek head" by every waist lv hole in the wall.

@@shaunsmith9013 I’ve seen your message lol

@@blackrat1228 secret passage ahead.

@@popkhorne5372 Liar ahead

... wait ... what? ... I ... thx for the info ... I need to do something right now ...

That's why taking Vitality from 20 to 30 is much more meaningful, than taking it from 10 to 20. Even with Balachins you're not a one hit kill anymore.

What.ur telling me I’m playing with -10%health

Ohhhh, I hugged her once because she looked lonely... Guess that came back to bite me in the ass huh?

Still working on Mohg here, I can assure you it's been a LOT more than 20x. I have no pride on this one.

I wss SO glad that I could just run off and do something else when I got tired of getting rekted by him

Yeah especially since everyone who says 20 means actually 50. A friend of a friend told me…

@@bingobongo1615 I am that friend of your friend. Hi friend of my friend

I have not beaten Margit yet. But, I Atleast got him in his second phase once. Yea, I suck at souls games but, I keep coming back. Lol

Thought it was just me, I even fight huge bosses on foot because of that

But Hole

😔 The pain

I feel like half the people don't know that with L1 & L2 you hit on the left side of your horse

@@insomniac1389 It literally took me 10 hours to realize that lol

Dude please try all the other games...

Listen to @heni63

Did you listen to the other guys and tried the other games? (Also are you excited for the DLC?)

​@@heni63 What makes you assume he hasn't?

@@PancakesEnjoyer "My first game..."

I want to like... but don't want to screw up your 69 status for the original comment...

I think my wife is considering making me maidenless...

Lol, same! We all do it eventually. "F" this. Take a break and go farming or something.

I quit Dark Souls 3 most of the way through. I just stopped caring about it. I can't remember what boss I was on, but the thought of grinding against it over and over was the least appealing thing I could imagine so I uninstalled and put the game away. Never picked up another souls game after that, never even considered Elden Ring. Just don't care to do the grind anymore.

@@brianmorgan7703 your loss noob.

@@rawadosa90210 I'm sorry I didn't want to finish the game. Maybe the game should have been more interesting

@@brianmorgan7703 i've never grind in a soul game and still finishing them just fine, who ever tells you you need to grind is stupid, beating a boss gives you more souls than you need

Or bloodstained from getting killed by crabs, lobster and bears 🤣

Yes!!!

He missed the moment @ 4:10.

Well maybe the joke was that the game gets a lot of patches 🤷‍♂️

When it comes to Patches, _you're_ the joke. Anyways, see that cliff, friend? Seems there's some mighty fine treasue at the bottom! Why don't you go have a little peek? A little curiousity never hurt anyone...

@@conspiracypanda1200 Not this time, Patches, not this time.

It's Patches, the mascot of From Software's Soulsborne games. Why wouldn't he be there?

@@jgkitarel It's weird because for some it seems it natural for NPCs to just walk across settings. Surely enough, just because patches is a thing in one universe he could be an unrelated thing in another. But I mean...still different universes.

The bane of my Tarnished existence right there.

With bears always hit their buttocks

Giant Hands has entered the chat....lolol

@@bigshoednappa8678 my child have you ever heard of the screaming mutliple hands teleporting human centipede ? Those giant hands are only dangerous if you didnt know where it was, the human centipede on the other hand........ my only advice is dont go to the base of haligtree in the bottom of the city, i would fight knights, trolls and dragons but that thing... its scares me

@@grade3328 Heal spells do big damage and stance break those.

When you get teleport trapped to a certain dangerous place. Made me rage.

@@Noltar same like the chest you find in dragon burnt ruins down the stairs with the rats

@@3austin16 That was so fun though. Had fun parrying the miners and getting all those smithing stones.

@@sugoi9680 I have not parried a single time in this game lmao

@@sugoi9680 It's all fun and games till you get ballistic spikes launch at you forever. god I hate those centipede mages.

Sifu?

@@findantu It's basically Dark Souls... but in Kung Fu Style.

I had sort of the experience that someone kept leaving dog messages by turtles

@@shaunsmith9013 that might or might not have been me.

Rule of thumb in Elden Ring: if it exists, it's a dog. No exceptions.

@@shaunsmith9013 well then obviously it wasn't a turtle

aaahh, dog

that's how I felt about the elden beast. Music does not help with that either ...

i somehow beat her on my first attempt a couple days ago XD

rennala?

If you throw a rainbow stone off a cliff and it breaks, the fall will kill you. If it remains intact, you'll be ok.

Protip (from someone who is not a pro but I probably got it from a pro I don't remember): Fall damage in Elden Ring is calculated based on airtime instead of velocity for some reason. Don't double jump to break your fall, you will make it worse.

There is a downside - its only that big 1st half of the game. Its gettin pretty narrow post Liurnia.

I think the funniest part was how when me and friends got past godrick then opened our maps and everytime went "what do you mean theres more" it felt like the more explore the more gets added......then the underground happens.

Still no endgame unfortunatly. Once you you beat it, perfect the build and do some PvP the game goes on the shelf. Hope they add something else.

It still has copy paste issue in the later half of the game but its relatively less than most open world games I have played , Some enemies like Deathbird variations or Glinstone dragons have different unique movesets alongside already seen one , Most of the unique Dragon fights actually takes place during later half like Placidusax , Fortissax or Lansseax Even though Godskin duo or Erd tree avatar felt lazy or a lot of optional dungeons have duo boss that just felt out of place , thank god there is a respec option because I did change my build multiple times as some of the bosses felt unfair for melee build , Overall From software did pretty amazing job considering its their first attempt at creating this large scale diverse seamless environments

@@liamnissanS2K Sounds just like any other single player game. You play it, you finish it, and that's it. You enjoyed it. Is this .... a bad thing?

Have you met any of the crab variants like the soporific crab or, my personal favorite, the death blight crab? Good times

@@stevenwetherbee7573 DEATH BLIGHT CRAB? WTF

@@stevenwetherbee7573 I am horrified by the words you have written. I have already learned to fear lobsters, I now apparently need to dear crabs imbued with the essence of death itself.

@@stevenwetherbee7573 wf there are deathblight crabs? Like the ones from DS3 weren't bad enough

the first time i finished dark souls 3 i kill 0 big crab ,dragon bring it on ,crab on swamp imma leg it

Me buf im a DEX lover

We actually benefit against the last boss with our build since the cosmic pet moves a lot and getting a good heavy flat 1 hit is so good enough before another bullet hell session.

yeah, praise the GREATSWORD!

As an Astrologer with an inventory full of weapons and incantations that scale with Faith, I can empathize

„Ohh a chest, what is inside“ „Ok, into the storage with you“ (Playing a tank and spank strength build)

rump, O rump time for pickle

Yeah but there was no Dog meme

You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right…

@@uajrh1 that gets me in tear when i see this, those message in elden ring are actualy the funniest thing, every fromsoft game gets more and more crazy with those messages possibilities !

@@Shiirya ikr

or.. more like autobiography of himself playing this game 🤭

Documentary about a maidenless man. Feel sad man

"only to ride on his horse because it accidentally became smol" ftfy

true luv

not only any kidn of magic, but gravitasional magic the more complex and powerful magic of all xD

He also eats people...

I've read that but can't find where that lore is explained. Where can I read that?

They smash you like they're smart enough to know you ate their cousin for dinner at red lobster last night

Leonard. The horse's name is Leonard.

@@mrhappyface4181 *was >:)

Dude literally perfected Gravity magic just so he can ride his horse.... Radahn the absolute chad. Chadest Demi-god in elden ring.

The fan base getting crazy over horse lore is peak fromsoft I love it

@@unknownbenefactor8029 Man that made my cry in manly way

No games weren't hard until Miyazaki made them that is the gospel. There's also no such thing as a bad camera angle, frame rate caps, or bad hot boxes those are all just skill issues

​@@sadisticDwisdom lol

"So here's this giant enemy crab..."

You mean the freshwater lobster with a scorpion stinger instead of a second claw?

Crabs are most dangerous when they are sideways. Role right up to that suckers mouth, and start whacking it!

What's wrong snake? Snake:...Crab battle!

Watching your friend get eaten by a monster crab is an enlightening experience

Do you know which one? I mean the name

@@mehran1333 Road's End Catacomb

There were a couple I encountered. That was 100 hrs ago however and cannot tell you a single name haha. Beware there are some ruins that have hidden floors hidden cellar entrances that can be opened with jump attacks

Lemme introduce to you "50-hit illusion walls"

found one leading to the Carian manor, and one in the academy

Yeah especially the crying part since it's during the time Radahn is riding his horse he gets the player everytime due to his reach and distance from the player ever increasing making Roly-Poly useless.

Yep. Elden ring and horizon both did great numbers sales wise so far but elden ring has surpassed every from game so far. I'm so proud of from coming from such a relatively niche backround prior to demons souls. The days of ninja blade are long past them

@@V-Jes do you even know what "insecurity" means?

@@V-Jes Nobody is insecure, it just brings to light a glaring problem with the game industry specifically with many developers from major gaming companies. They think they know best, when they've been producing the same generic copy paste games for the last 15 years that people are tired of. Their negative response to Elden Ring's success is and should be worrying to gamers who want innovation in their future games.

@@V-Jes A game developer for a company shouldn't get upset over another company's success and start crying about it on Twitter, especially when both games are good. It makes them and the company they work for look bad.

@@V-Jes I think those devs/companies got the exact response they deserved. When you speak on twitter like that and have the positions they have, it is basically coming from the company. They sounded like little kids who turned in a less impressive project and are upset everyone isn't gripped to what they brought in. I think they should have just taken it as a learning moment instead of crossing their arms and huffing about small things that don't take away from the experience of the game.

How did you learn this? Lol

That's hilarious, I love it.

It's also funnily enough true there are two bosses that spawn only at night and only in a certain fortress area.

@@hello-gx6oi It was some posts I saw on Twitter, hence why I put "supposedly".

I saw this meme sign at castle near hermit village next to that lizard dragon boss behind the castle on the cliff area.

woah

Bite the bullet and invite help

I spent the entire weekend getting killed by the Godskin Nobel in spirit callers cave.

@@olicc weak build then. You need to Google the boss, see his dmg negation vs different types of dmg. Holy Fire Blood Physical Magic Etc You might be hitting him with a type of dmg that he is reducing by 80% My best advice is go dual wield twinblade, you can alternate between fire, lightning, holy, blood, poisen, Frost or pure physical dmg simply by switching ashes on your twinblades. This will make all the difference, having the correct type of dmg for each boss. Example being, Elden beast (the last boss) is immune to all status effects (blood loss, rot, frost, poisen) Insane negation of fire, lightning and magic. Hitting him with holy DMG actually heals him. The only dmg type that wont be completely negated here is pure physical dmg. Therefore you need quality, heavy or keen ash on your twinblade, getting the strength / Dex scaling as high as possible, to have the highest amount of physical attack power possible. This way your actual dmg output won't be completely nerfed. And really - most of the time if you're finding a boss to be impossible, it's simply because you're using a dmg-type that the specific boss will reduce by 70%

@@Lasse3 good tips but I was doing plenty of damage. My issue was avoiding damage. I know the fight backwards and forwards after doing it 100+ times. Know all the combos and tells. But seemed like some BS would always happen. I could go on and on about it... but I'm sure the general consensus from the community is "get good" or whatever. I killed him yesterday though. Now I'm trying to get the white mask. Having a hard time fighting the invaders without also having to fight those OP birds.

xD who is hiding in Limgrave. "Almost" everything! :D

I enjoy collecting all the weapons, it’s fun seeing what they’ve done with them lol

Yeah lmao I am 35 hours in and I’m still using my default class sword..

@@uajrh1 so am I, I picked the samurai with the uchigatana, I’ve upgraded to a backup halberd and both are around lvl 5 orso lol still working beautifully I must say

@@widdershins5383 yeah I’m using my broadsword, it’s better than all the weapons I’ve picked up lol

@@uajrh1 same XD

Until you come back 5 levels higher just to get beat another 10 times before finally winning

Umm...we the souls community always been here 😅.

They missed "Behold, dog!"

@@Bahador.B This game has expanded our community by a large amount though lol

Tarnished and Maidenless

The fact that he called the resting area a grace instead of a bonfire was a miss, but a forgivable one

Yeah I have it on ps5 and pc it's so good!!

I've been shocked by the size of the map 6 different times. It just kept getting bigger. I thought I saw the whole map, then I went underground.

@@chaotickreg7024 on my second playthrough i was still finding a bunch of new things :)

Worst souls

@@youmessedup7758 I'm still on my first playthrough. I already played 70 hours and I still haven't uncovered the whole map. It took me about 30 hours to venture out of Limgrave, because I was always finding something new just in this starting area. It's incredible.

Endless cheese 🧀😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣. But I think it's better that the games treat us like we have brains instead of treating us like if we were idiots.

@@Nemo.404 Agree but it's still hilarious

Nah the real enemy is the camera angle 😂

@@SoadmanStreams That leads you to fall down a cliff you didn't see

@@SoadmanStreams nope, the real enemy is its broken design

@@SoadmanStreams lmao you beat me to it,there should be a hidden super boss called camera man =p

@@davidebrindisi925 man, you're going around a lot of comments leaving negative comments about Elden Ring as if it personally attacked you, everything ok?

Well its the internet. Where someone will call anything a spoiler. I could just say "the sky is red in caelid" or "theres a boss named astel" and thats enough for some people

I would say because it shows a bunch of enemy types some people might consider that light spoilers since I think a lot of the fun of these games are just discovering the crazy enemies that you encounter

@@vVAstrAVv Why'd you spoil 😭😭

i once countered someone saying that fighting a boss doesn't actually do what they were claiming and they said it was a spoiler that i said i fought the boss

@@vVAstrAVv Not really. Those are still normal spoilers, not any "internet spoilers". But then again, if you are so concerned about spoilers, what are you doing looking at a video about them lol

Honestly the single most important strategy in the game. Without this, we'd all be banging our heads against Margit at level 8 or something, over and over... which would be a bad time, even compared to just Margit in general.

Its success is mainly caused by the huge marketing campaign they did for a couple of yrs.. The fact that the game doesn't hold your hands is good, but the fact that it doesn't explain basically anything at all sucks more than a ho

In Elden ring terms: it cuts off your hand, beats you to death with it, then snaps off the fingers and makes you finger, but hole.

There is a leg that is broken off, while we at it....in game.

It's always been like this with souls games since 2009. Stop acting like Elden ring invented this just because you hopped on the ship now.

@@davidebrindisi925 its success is mainly because the game is actually good

not just you, my dude.

That's me and Breath of the Wild.

Don't attack most of the players mate. That hurts on the spiritual level.

True story, every time I see loot i just go oh shiny, give me and forgets what i'm about to do

i've been meaning to do the crypt under the tutorial area for over a week now, and keep getting distracted!