this video is an honest fan made commercial for land rover/jaguar vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
contact email:
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
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Voice-over:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
youtube: / @jessycausey
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Song used:
Paper Kings-Ain’t seen nothing like this
• Paper Kings - "Ain't S...
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
Jaguar F-pace
Jaguar XE
Land-Rover Range-Rover Sport SVR
Cadillac XT6
Lincoln Navigator
Bentley Bentayga
Toyota Land Cruiser 300
link to their site: boosty.to/kenemationmods
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special thanks to spadie for providing the 2020 Land-Rover Discovery
link: / discord
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script:
Football, played with feet
Fast food, made with fish
Smiling, with crooked teeth
And Cars, that look like this
Is what being British is all about
We can do anything the American can do
Our muscle cars are also rowdy
but forgettable
Our Offroaders are very capable
And overpriced
And Our SUVs are pretty damn fast
not fast enough
But there’s one thing those pesky Americans can do that we can’t
Withstanding the elements
Good thing it never rains in Britain
But who cares
We’re like the hot girls you see at the club
We carry a lot of baggage
We’re very high maintenance
And We drink, ALOT
But, once you enter
You regret it a little less
Is there an STD Metaphor there as well
SECURITY
Toyotas excluded
Every car depreciates
And so do we
But We don’t get a bad rep like other brands
Our cars either get scrapped for parts
Or are driven by people who are terrified of breaking them
There’s also Some who burry them
but that’s not recommended
By the way jaguar might be going through a very German situation right now
But We would never sell out to the Germans
But you did sell out to the Indians
Yes, and We have great tech support
technically we sold them to the Indians
By the way we don’t care that we’re the bad guys in every movie
Because being bad never felt so good
The other kind of bad
Land rover
the suit and tie of the automotive industry
Omega speedmaster not included
Broken marriage implied
Jaguar
No one cares
#ad #landrover #jaguar #car
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19 апр 2023
