this video is an honest fan made commercial for porsche vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
contact email:
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
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Voice-over:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
youtube: / @jessycausey
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Song used:
in my bag - S.O.
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
porsche taycan
porsche panamera
porsche cayanne
porsche 911
Audi RS7
link to their site: boosty.to/kenemationmods
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special thanks to Spoolingdiesel for providing the tesla model 3
link to their site:
/ spoolingdieseldesigns
/ discord
crownconcepts.live/
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script:
This
Is what you look for in a romantic partner
We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity
Mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years
But we are on the other side of history now
We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring
we don’t always make sense
For example We could’ve easily moved the engine to the middle
but nooo we had to keep it in the back, because we hate how accurate the beetle comparisons are
We also made the tycan, turbo S
Which is actually electric
hey at least our bodygaps don’t belong under a birthing gown
But our mature audience appreciates those details
They don’t buy a porsche to learn how to race
They buy a Porsche after they’ve crashed their bmws
except or adam
although for some reason they’re obsessed with aircooled engines
They spend tens of thousands to gain a few horses
If air cooled engines were actually better we wouldn’t have stopped making them
We make cars for everyone
We have the cayanne which is an actual SUV
Even though the first gens spent their lives as content making machines for youtubers
We have the panamera
Which is like if the RS7 and the S-class had a baby
Assuming those two were first cousins
We have the cayman
Which is the porsche you get if you want to bully miatas on the highway
If they don’t have the ebay package of course
We also have the 918
Which is an actual supercar
But id stay away from dubai
We’re currently working on our own fuel
Which will hopefully save the planet
The same planet which that one guy tried to take over
We’ve also tried to take over VW alot
we’re currently in a confusing space where we both own and are owned by VW at the same time
At this point even we can’t tell who’s fucking who
Porsche
If it aint broke
Don’t fix it
stop correcting people when they say porsche not porsche, no one cares
also Stop saying your cars are technically supercars
Supercars aren’t based on technicalities
#ad #porsche #car
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13 июн 2023
