Honest Trailers - After Earth 

lmoa!

+Rocco Z lmfaooo crying!

cryyyyying

lol

Jaden was terrible, but I think alot of people misunderstand the character Wiill Smith played. The trait of his character was to lack fear and emotions, since that's how the monsters hunted you. Will Smith's acting wasn't bad, he just played his character. Now everything else was pretty bleh, I agree.

+Gail Butler Then I've done my job.

Stupid joke son.

Love you profile pic ^_^

BAHAHAHAHA

TAKE A KNEE

XD ikr

+Moloch Yeah, my dad would've smacked the ever-living shit out of me if I did something like that, but it sure sounds cool.

+Moloch And there in lies the problem with kids today, no respect for authority, let alone their parents. That's nothing to be proud of.

+Lance Browning To be fair someone from every generation says that about the next generation.

+Jake Theberge ummmm no sir. Anyone of any generation who would think it's ok to disrespect a parent like that is unacceptable

good one

I actually love this idea. Kickstarter? 😂😂😂😂😂😆

Holy hell.

nobody should ever have to hear a Shyamalan twist through boring exposition that is directed by Tommy Wisesu

only if they added Uwe Bowl

I love you for this comment

What…are you referring to some sort of…Suicide Squad?

@@voiddweller9622 Did you not see the Oscars this year?

@@themcusbiggestfan3210 well yeah, I just thought in terms of films he’s done. Besides he’s made a lot of poor decisions it’s hard to pick one in particular

Honestly this still beats the Oscars night simply bc he still got the Oscar

+James Lawson-Donnachie I was thinking that too. Also, the movie didn't show much of anything that is hostile to humans aside from the stupid slug and the cold, lol. Their colony on their home planet seems a lot more hostile with the alien monsters. A lot of inconsistencies in the story. I don't know what the theme is. Is Katai trying to get over the guilt of his sister dying? How does overcoming guilt make him able to kill the beast that senses FEAR? Is he trying to overcome fear throughout the movie? But he didn't show any fear from beginning to end... The editing is also terrible but I am too lazy to list out everything.

+James Lawson-Donnachie Pretty late to the party but I have an idea. Maybe the reason they evacuated earth was because animals started evolving to kill humans and with earth's harsh new conditions which humans could barely survive in they became even stronger and better at surviving than humans. Movie still makes literally zero sense though.

But what I'm saying is they would have lost the reason and then ability to kill humans in the 500,000 odd years it took for them to come back. And secondly why would you send only a man and his son did they have no prisoners. I feel I need to say now the only things I know about it are whats in the official trailer this one and it's rubbish.

+James Lawson-Donnachie Well he doesn't really mean they were evolved to kill humans but rather evolved into something very dangerous for humans and alike

+James Lawson-Donnachie Because black people need to feel important on Earth.

talent!

jaden*

At one point the accent was too much lol.

Saoudia Ganiou Good catch, my friend. :)

why?

KEEP MY SON'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH

"Son of a Hitch"

Darkrise714 And NO ONE ELSE

DarthSinistris don't forget the pursuit of crappiness

"Did someone actually read this before they made it a movie?"

yup

That stole the show

From the beginning, we knew he's going to start disgusting

He'll Be Back For Walking Dead.

Hey, he's called "epicvoiceguy" 🙄

you win the internet for now

Nathan Griffiths Haha I don't think I've ever done that before.

I don't think he was speaking literally humans. He meant it evolved to kill in general, and if a human gets here he is a big targed fot a kill(unlike real world where only a few predators would actually hunt humans)

TabalugaDragon man are you trying to prove that this movie wasn't awful?

TabalugaDragon He specifically says humans though. If he meant everything, then he should have said everything.

best you tube choice

SAME

You're not alone. It's so hilarious when folks make fun of terrible movies because they are just so awful!

Video has over 6 million views but yep you are the only one!

+Matheus Lacerda um no??? 90% of honest trailers are for bad movies... and their purpose is to make us laugh.

Why the fuck would you be the only one that likes them? Stupid comment.

Matheus Lacerda most honest trailers of bad movies r good

And the trees as trees use as much oxygen as they make, if not more on average

bro the thing is they live on out space , atmosphere levels there are diffrenet then earth .

They aren't used to the oxygen on Earth dude. So they need those inhalers to let their lungs cope with Earth's air.

Nicholas Madden Another Oxygen? Are you kidding? Sweet O is the same everywhere in the universe. As long as the atmosphere has 17-30% in it and the other gas is not toxic, you can breath it.

I've just realized that M Night Shyamalan really likes trees that kill humans.

Sounds like a Stripper name

@@MelkofficialYT A stripper villain from a James Bond book after Ian Flemming.

i thought for a planet that evolved to kill humans it wast really that dangerous except for the air

True, overall it was just a heavily flawed movie

I felt there was no real need for Will Smith to be in After Earth...

CallumBrine Apparently the movie, the story itself was something he came up with and M.Night directed for him. Oh excuse me, shat upon for him.

CallumBrine I felt there was no real need for After Earth.

You're goddamn right,bro, this movie is so awful

3?? He made 6+ shit films in a row. Signs, Lady in the Water, The Last Airbender, The Happening, this piece of shit, The Visit, the list goes on

Critic reviews, public opinion and personal opinion will all differ but Signs was all built up to a horrible "twist" and I couldn't sit through the visit, that little shit started rapping and I walked out.

+MysteryBounty but that was for comedy.

From what I heard, The Visit wasn't terrible

+Kristina Bergie yeah and they've okayed a sequel for the Last Airbender now too, didn't that get like 6% on rotten tomatoes? What is happening??

You know!!! Its like what the fuck, is he forcing a British accent or is he just holding in a fart?

He did? Oh well. Django was still a great movie. Jamie Foxx fits the role perfectly.

Maybe he wasn't jumping at the opportunity to play a slave?

Amy Falconer It's better than being unnecessarily serious in this movie.

SoratheHedgehog100 lol urinating shards of glass is better than being in this movie.

Amy Falconer XD ikr

Toy Ops Did that with Dragon Ball Evolution and The Last Airbender, Then I turned around to endure them. If I wasted money on a shit movie, I might as well see it through and rant about how bad it was till the day I die.

+Joey Deguelle and theyre getting squeals, isnt that lovely!

*spawns angry mob* *equips them with fiery torches and pitchforks for the purge of shymalamanmamamaamammaanananamanamanan*

Austriker AU It will be written down as: "The Last Night of M. Night."

Joey Deguelle And will be more entertaining than all his movies combined

i know that was so funny

Cipher Rage quit

omniunown no..just no

I watched like 50% of the movie then turned it off lol

Thomas i slept though the movie

frenk the tenk hahaha I liked it too hhahhaha 😂 but I just watched it once

Lol, i watched this movie when i was 13... i was clearly an idiot. I have it in upscaled 4k rips, I'll visit it soon, when I'm on a trip down memory lane. Stay tuned for feedback.

Me too hahah I was younger and only watch it coz it has will smith But looking back now am not even sure he worths it

That'd be a better title than After Earth. You know what I'm taking a knee for your epic comment.

dnmstarsi I think this 3 minutes trailer better than the whole movie

Frank Shadows It pretty much sums up the movie.

dnmstarsi Agreed

kizza samson second best after Honest Trailers Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in which Michael Bolton guest stars

I dunno, Jupiter Ascending was pretty epic. So was Les Mis.

I dunno… twilight.

Cats?

He destroyed the live action last airbender movie. It was awesome

I think the present earth is more evolved to kill us more than this. I mean cancer, AIDS, Bio weapons, Nuclear weapons, pesticides, chemical additives in our food, you name it. We've got everything to wipe ourselves out.

Lol !!!!

And that's saying something since he did wild wild west as well :P

@Starfish Prime lolz guilty as charged

@@abhishekparmar6702 wild west was stupid....but it never took itself seriously. After Earth did.....

He says that after every movie 😒

@@abhishekparmar6702 I actually enjoyed wild Wild West because it was genuinely funny and didn’t take itself very seriously. It knew it was on the Spoofy side

What if I told you... Will Smith. The Matrix. Smith. Matrix. Matrix. Smith. Agent Smith.

Yep, for Wild Wild West

+DocSkribblez and now I'm sad

+earthling Yep, he was the original choice for Neo.

I know it's insane!

+Meme Iselfaneye it was a great choice in retrospect, Smith himself said he could have done nowhere near a good of job as Keanu did

good point, more reason why this movie is S#@^

What, like in Game of Thrones?

HAVE YOU NOT PLAYED DAWN OF WAR!?!? We need this control point so TAKE! A! KNEE!

i will

I used to be a cadet like you, but I took a(n arrow to the) knee.

I cant i got hit by an arrow! ....by the way did i ever tell you that i used to be an adventurer?

In my defense, I did not actually notice Shyamalan did it until it was too late.

but it was too late for all of us

You do realize it's in the script he's reading off of to rage quit, right? It's not like he was given an actual continuing script of dialogue beyond the rage, but decided to go against it.

Scott Morales I know. But the fact that the rage quit itself was scripted shows just how much they hate the film.

Mike Algiers true, but is there a trailer on a film they do like? They hate everything. Which is good. Just don't decide weather to watch a movie based off of their trailer. you'd never watch a movie.

Jak e They don't necessarily hate them. The fans ask to do one and they find something to make fun of.

Not to mention his child is the main goddamn character. I don't want to bash Jaden Smith unfairly. He could very well become a decent actor. As Harry Dean Stanton said, 'Anyone can be a movie actor.' He can learn to act. He can then find roles that suit his abilities. He's also a kid. We all did embarrassing shit when we were young and didn't have the added trauma of it being captured on film to be archived and mocked for all eternity. He deserves a chance. We all did when we were young. That said, he does come across as an entitled, self-absorbed and delusional rich kid who has been sheltered from the honest ass-kickings and harsh criticisms of everyday life which are essential to becoming a normal, non-douchebag adult. He needs someone to sit him down, tell him he doesn't know what he's talking about, has no observable talent and that he has to work hard and think critically about himself and the surrounding world if he ever wants to stand a chance of not being insufferable for the rest of his life. I swear, being raised rich and famous could almost be considered child abuse. When (or if) he becomes self-aware, the resulting cringe-shock may very well send him into convulsions. All of this is his parent's fault. Oh, and someone should tell him to quit using social media. Just stop. Completely.

Shamalyn is still the director, so a lot of the acting is his fault

Will Smith actually was responsible for directing his son in this movie. M. Night handled blocking, composition, camera placement, color etc. Will Smith is entirely to blame for the terrible performances and script, since Smith hired M. Night to direct this movie, not the other way around.

Patrick W THANK YOU!

Shyamalan could have turned down the job, though. it's not like his choices were either this, or starving to death.

John Gardner How come no one else realizes how cool that was!?

I will give M Night credit in that The Visit was actually decent and entertaining - I guess he can make one good film a decade (so maybe wait till the 2020's to star in another one of his films)

But wait, Will wrote this story and produced it. So you should fought him as well for this movie.

They join because they're hoping it will be another Sixth Sense or Unbreakable or Signs. They're hoping MKS will do some kind of magic and make it amazing. I admire their optimism.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ makes sense ?

Will Smith, now Gael Garcia Bernal.

***** xDD

No it was the accent he was given in the movie

***** A lisp ≠ An accent

TheKeyser94 Yeah, Battlefield Earth, the movie that's considered my many to be the worst movie ever made. Considering that Scientology is basically a state within a state, with their own funds, courts and whatnot, couldn't they get better propagandists? Even Russians do a better job at that.

Sums up a lotta things in life. Sugar, religion, meth...

@@Russo-Delenda-Est Good try Jaden, we know its you.

Weeks weeks, you caught me.😉

@Alec L I think they were maybe joking, but if not then maybe they meant like how you can have a love for your religion but you can see the harm it has on people? Or maybe they were hurt by religion but couldn’t ever say anything bad about it

Kristen = any Oscar winning actor compared to Jayden, in this movie.

Chuong Do Kristen Stewart is an ugly actress with no talent, almost as bad as Jaden.

T- Rekt. I think Kristen is an okay actress. Nothing spectacular, but ok. Most people judge her based on Bella in twilight. Bella is, literally, meant to be an empty void that any pre teen girl can see herself replacing or becoming. I think she did pretty well in her role of not standing out unless its was plot necessary.

They both went to the Steven Seagal school of acting

Chuong Do Wait a second! Has no one read this comment?! Kristen "no emotions" Stewart, has not won an Oscar. She will never win an Oscar.

Wait! Are you serious with the whole roach being immune and stuff? Because if that's true I'm leaving the planet. I hate those things!!

the movie makes no logical sense, BUT... it is trying to say that animals hate humans for what we do to their habitats. also the movie is actually brilliant and i have no idea why people rate it so low. it is sci-fi and therefore logic shouldn't really apply. i like the fact that it's saying that we don't own earth and we shouldn't forget that. the whole climate change thing is saying that we are f*cking up earth's nature so now takes it's own back (logically it should be a massive heat wave and not a freeze but i guess they had to do that to fit the storyline) and finally he didn't mention the f*cking amazing fight scenes on earth

alex poerio Are you a syfy movie writer? Logic should not apply to SCIENCE fiction. Maybe if you remaking Buck Rogers from the 70s.

Come on, guys, nothing evolved just to be able to kill human. Everything a character says isn't true, you know, he's just trying to convey a message to his son: 'Consider that everything is dangerous.'

that's not "evolution" in "their pushing bs beliefs" that's called Adaptation. Geeze People... their dumbing down has def worked.....

because unfortunately his films still make money. i think...

This movie made 243 million bucks, though I cannot imagine what kind of rancid hilbilly inbred Will Smith addicted yolo shouting barbwire tatooed fratboy gophers were self loathing and dumb enough to actually go and pay for this movie, and for Shyamalan's next turd, because they don't care about what they do with their time as long as things happen in front of them and shit is loud... oh hey I actually can imagine.

Jesus fucking Christ i almost suffocated to death laughing my ass off so hard lol

KierenStudios M Night Shyamalan. That's what happened.

SpiderNinja24 He has the ability to take away anyone's acting abilities, its called, Shamalyzing.

Would've been a whole lot worse than it usually was if the film was made by Uwe Boll

Landon Beckelhimer Isn't he the guy who made those really bad video game movies? (And made a profit off said bad movies due to a movie tax scam)

He's been shyamalized

the inception of action, very intriguing

im gonna punch you in the boob

same, its pretty heroic if you pay attention to it.

indeed

I recommend "I Am Legend"

kittypie And Pursuit Of Happiness

haltopen12 but atleast it's not the ending of the movie that's the twist

Nelson Guerrero oh but there was a twist in this film, the twist being that they end up going back to Earth.

haltopen12 i didn't say the movie was awsome either

David Nguyen no worries and take a knee

Nelson Guerrero There is a twist- it's that Jaden Smith is NOT a movie star.

He would have at least made a less bland Neo. Keanu Reaves can't act his way out of a paper bag. He has two emotions, bland and 'Whoa!'.

+Jito463 Keanu was PERFECT as Neo...end of discussion

Oh COME ON. Smith, the COMPUTER PROGRAM acted more human by comparison. I have nothing against Keanu Reaves, but he has the acting range of a Keanu Reaves cardboard cutout.

Hydro Cannons Reaves has two emotions, "Dude" and "Whoa!".

In defense of Reaves though, the Wachowskis tend to suck the talent out of their stars (see Jupiter Ascending). And Reaves did do quite well as John Wick. A good script and director would let him shine.

Why did you pay money to see this?

I dunno. The idea seemed good in the trailer.

Fr

Have you seen Glass yet?

Yes!, thats a good one! Do The Room PLEASES!!!

M. Night does apparently.

Actually, the story is BY Will Smith, so... he did it himself.

Charles Lindberg I completely doubt that, even if it's true. Will's character in this does not fit his actual personality. In all of his other movies, he did a terrific job as those characters because they were all related to him in some way, that way being comedy.

SoratheHedgehog100 www.imdb.com/title/tt1815862/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_wr#writers

Charles Lindberg Well, damn.