Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond 

"Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

"how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

"This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

"This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

It's always Sunny's "the implication" part was the funniest!

Dennis's "implication" Came out of no where and killed me

Dalton is hugely underrated!

Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

9:42 Saying “You’re my snickerdoodle” in Sean Connery’s accent is tight! LOL RIP Sir Sean; you were a legend.

Lazenby's Bond, is the one most people don't bother with. Yet. It is one of the great ultimate bond movies. No doubt about that.

Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

Awww, man ... I'd've asked for "Suck it, Trebek" if I knew the Connery accent was in play for the outtakes.

"Yike-sh!" that made me laugh more than it should have haha

You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

2:14 “A lounge singer bursting a blood vessel” 😂 😂

British spy life in Bond movies: Gorgeous women, beautiful locales, fancy hotel suites, fine drinks and dining, etc. British spy life in real life: Sitting in a basement in West Berlin going over a stack of notes.

"James won't bond alone" is probably my favorite line so far!

English fantasy where they're still at the center of geopolitics 😂😂

4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.” Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin? Nope. I’m just pathetic.

I gotta be honest, the "YIKESH" got me

Noone questions the golden Connery era, but why is Dalton so underrated??

People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

Lazenby was actually quite good. OHMSS was a modern Bond movie we weren’t ready for.

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" :XD HAHAHA. That was funny on so many levels

now you have to do "the hunt for red october" and say "Vasilly, one ping only"

Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

"bachelor pad of evil" You just gave me the name of my new house!

Should've called it "The Spy Who Slapped Me". Best Bond ever.

Can't wait for them to make an honest trailer for every Roger Moore Bond.

Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

I like how your ranking doesn't have numbers and is bookended by Dalton and Lazenby so you can't really tell whether it goes from best to worst or vice versa.

The Kobe stuff is definitely just him practicing his disc golf putting.

Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

"The iconic defender of an empire responsible for most of the world's problems". Said by an American; oh, the irony...

Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

"I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..." Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

I like the "busy work" in old movies! It's better than the ADHD movies of today where every scene needs to have melodrama or an explosion!

„This is why Space X will never get to Mars“ dying 😂😂

From Russia With Love is my favorite Bond film. All due respect to Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, and Skyfall.

Proving that MI6 might have an M and a Q, but it’s definitely missing and H and a R 😂😂

"Every Girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hourglass and the name of a drag queen."

James Bond: Master of the "Implication".

Now we NEED an Austin Powers honest trailer

Ther "missing H and R " gag was clever

That montage of booze identification is the funniest alcoholism I've ever seen.

Absolutely need one for Moore, possibly with reference to "The Saint" and "The Persuaders", since they are all a similar style

So Tom Jones sustained a note and busted a blood vessel? That's nothing. Weird Al held it so long in the song from Spy Hard that his head exploded.

"When I'm gone, there will be no more dragons, Moneypenny."

'..a rich European man, with the body of an egg...' hahahahahahaha... yep, you nailed it!

Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye holds a special place in my heart. 🤷 Do a Goldeneye Honest Trailer!

Do an Honest Tralier for Only Murders in the Building

Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

Honest trailer for the Timothy Dalton Bond films, I know there are only 2 but they are amazing

That line about the villains at 2:33 was brilliant and so accurate 🤣

Dalton is underrated

Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

I lost it at the It’s Always Sunny reference

Since 2022 is the 40th anniversary of the best Star Trek movie ever, can you do an honest trailer for all the movies from 1979-2002?

I wheezed when the Implication scene from IASIP just popped up 😂😭😂😭

And yet, Sean Connery will always be awesome...

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

Bond girl should always be iconic.

"Q. The only mad scientist on Bond's side." Classic.

I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

Of course at 61 now l have seen all the Bonds. In fact my first date ever, l was 16 the summer of 1977, was my boyfriend taking me to see "The Spy Who Loved Me", with Roger Moore & Barbara Bach. Coincidentally Barbara Bach married Ringo Starr a few years after that & are *still* married today!!👍 But I'll watch anything Sean Connery is in, even his foray into Hitchcock with "Marnie", where you also aren't always sure if you're watching Connery or his Marnie character with a little Bond thrown in,lol! Enjoyed the video; thank💐you!🌈🇨🇦☘️⚜️

Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂

The always sunny in Philadelphia joke is golden

Okay I know people will say it’s boring, but I freaking love the bug searching section

2:13, actually Tom Jones only remembers hitting that last loooong note for the Thunderball theme, then waking up on the floor of the recording booth… he blacked out from lack of oxygen.

My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

Lazmby was great and has one of the best movies of the franchise.But Connery first 3 movies are epic.

I just watched Bond documentary on MN+. What a coincidence.

4:02 That completely perplexed “Why?” was my undoing!

This is one of the best honest trailers - epic

“This is what peak evil performance looks like” lol

Bond is a Time Lord. He regenerates