Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny 

I did love the fact that in the end, Indiana was literally begging to be left in the past. And he was straight up knocked out to deny his request. It really feels like even the writers knew how much the studio was abusing the franchise.

This is an objective fact: they should have ended it with The Last Crusade. Also, "He belongs in a museum!" was just brilliant. I could barely breathe.

The 40-year old version joke was brilliant 😂😂

The Wolfenstein reference was absolutely spot on. Chef's kiss 💋🤌

This movie should have been about Indy teaming up with Sallah and Short Round for one final adventure. It's amazing nobody came up with such a simple yet effective premise.

I feel like it’s a common sequel trope to turn our once beloved hero’s into depressed, broken, former shells of themselves.

Indy rode off into the sunset with his dad and two best friends, Marcus and Sala. The Holy Grail is still safe, guys! There were no other Indy movies after that. I've been a devout admirer of Indiana Jones since elementary school. He is a timeless hero who is worthy of a hero's end, not "elder abuse." Once gain, Honest Trailers does a better job at the movies than the movies themselves.

"He's the only German alive with bad time management skills" had me rolling 😂😂

"Everyone hated Crystal Skull's happy ending"? I thought everyone just hated Mutt trying to take up the mantle. I never heard anyone get upset about the wedding before.

Despite Crystal Skull’s reception, it gave Indy a proper ending. It actually gave him a fitting end to his whole journey. But I guess Disney and modern Lucasfilm didn’t want our hero to have a beautiful future so that’s why this movie exists. 😤

2:24 I'm in Honest Trailers :D! ''The Wolfenstein boss you have to take out to get the blue keycard'' lol. One of my lifegoals became true, many thanks Screen Junky

'He's more obsessed with WWII than your dad.' I thought I would need an ambulance.

This movie is really good at making you nostalgic for older, better movies : the 80's Indy of course, but also the better time-travel ones (back to the future, T1&2) and even the better peplums/historical epics (Gladiator which is now 20+ years old)

1) I never understood why people complain about Indy doing nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark. One of the bad guys flat out declares "We are merely passing though history, this IS history" 2) My favorite grizzled old man not believing in magic was from Batman Beyond. Terry, new Batman, is shocked that Bruce doesn't believe in ghosts and Bruce is like "No, I totally believe in ghosts, but this is just way too high school."

"He belongs in a museum!" killed me! 😂

If asked under torture how many Indiana Jones movies there are, my answer will always be: "There are THREE movies."

"His students no longer want to sleep with him" hahahahahahaha OUCH

I will say, this movie does a great job indulging the fantasy of being able to *fix* a sad old person.

The "He belongs in a museum" bit was certanly priceless and briliant. Had me dying. Such a nice call back to the original films, namely The Last Crusade.😀🤣🤣

I love how Ford just looks be done with everything. Specifically this & star wars. Let the old man rest

In memory of Steve Harwell, please say "Only shooting stars break the mold."

2:31 I love how "Mads Mikkelsen's third magic Nazi," is sentence that now exists. 😆🔮

The alternate title at the end really got me. Well done, Honest Trailers.

Had a lot of laughs with this one (that Wolfenstein pun was epic), but what the heck, I enjoyed a lot this last ride with Indy, got nuts with the back in time thing in the last part of the movie and cheered and applauded at the end with the last shot of the hat :)

0:08-From the studio that turned Luke and Han into Puke and Gone. Classic.

Ok, "He belongs in a museum" absolutely sent me.

The literal Straw Hat Pirate reference made me so happy!

Gotta admit: Harrison Ford looks incredible (shirtless scene) for an 80 year old not juiced up on HGH or something. He's always been in incredible shape, and you can tell that is really him. Pretty sure Putin would love to look like that in his shirtless pics riding dinosaurs/sharks, etc...

I really think the movie should have ended with him staying in the past. When they started to set it up I thought it was a fitting way to end his story. Indie dedicated his life to protecting history, but in the modern world all he got in return was forgotten, but here he had a chance to live amongst the history he loved so much. But in the end they played it safe and said he made it home safe. I feel like this describes most of the movie, they had they potential for something great, but ended up making something that was only good enough.

"Wrinkled In Time" That's cold AF! I love it.

The fact that this was uploaded on a Tuesday makes Epic's Voice last statement even cooler

So glad my man Indy finally got to play Age of Empires in the end, at least for a couple of minutes.

She’s so set up to be the next Indy they’ve put a map of Indiana on her forehead 😂😂😂 bravo

"The Forty Year Old Version" Perfection.

That joke about maybe you’ll win an Oscar and Harrison Ford will be…oh never mind…that hit hard 💀😭

Logan (the movie) is not like this one: it actually is based on a real comic storyline, and it never allowed Wolverine to be humiliated or embarrassed or owned in his own movie. On the contrary, it gave him the sendoff he actually deserved and everyone can remember fondly.

Do an Honest Trailer of that movie that you were already planning on doing an Honest Trailer for!

Hey now, Boyd Holbrook makes up for everything by being one of THE best characters on The Sandman.

I mean, I loved crystal skull. It reminded me of a good time in my life. When my father was still alive and we were able to see it together. I miss that era of my life so much. Crystal skull will always have a place in my heart.

I REALLY want to see a final Batman film with Michael Keaton, but I strongly suspect it would include a scene of Vicki Vale's British niece telling Bruce he's a fascist (even though BLUE BEETLE already beat them to it).

To be fair, I didn't know anything about the siege of Syracuse before. So it was eductional.

High time we get an honest trailer for Training Day.

If they could get Ford to do some warmups his voice probably wouldn't need de-aging

0:29 The (sadly) official lyrics to the Indiana Jones theme song🤣.

“He belongs in a museum!” 😂

4:21 2023: Well, our new movie heroes are an Italian plumber, a plastic doll and a guy who invented the atomic bomb.

“From the studio who turned Luke and Han into Puke and Gone…” 😂

Oh, Screen Junkies. You missed your opportunity at 5:12 to call this stinker "Plaque to the Future."

3:38 Ok if Harrison is still that solid at 80... which is insane... he might just make it another 30 years.

Indiana Jones is a treasured franchise with a strong-willed lead, grounded stakes, and jaw-dropping special effects that generations will adore. So, another unnecessary installment shouldn't change that.

"From the shallow end of the Deep State"--excellent line! See, studios, you need writers to get content!

1:12 "So do you!"

Please do both Percy Jackson movies for the new Disney+ series in December!!!

Did anyone else notice that the movie kept getting the timing for the theme song swell wrong? It has always been used to punctuate the moment of excitement when Indy does something spectacular, or escapes from a situation in a highly improbable way, but this movie kept throwing it in at seemingly random times. It's almost like they knew the music made the audience feel something, but didn't understand that it was supposed to work in combination with the action, not independent of it.

The way I see it -Young Indiana Jones adventures -The '80s Trilogy -Old Indiana Jones adventures (KotCS and DoD) three different blocks

That last quote was M.BISON from the "STREET FIGHTER" movie. Thank you, Raoul Julia!

Do a trailer for the first Ninja Turtles movie! Either that or Mutant Mayhem.

Please do Oppenheimer next week. It deserves it!

What happened to archimedes with the dial of destiny is called Bootstrap Paradox. Dark does this a lot

"Staaaawp he's in his 80's!" 😂

4:35 Are we sure that’s not Monkey D. Luffy?!

Now we wait for the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles.

Thank you for pointing out the "I don't believe in magic" line. If anyone has cause to 100% believe in magic it's Indiana frikkin' Jones.

Honest Trailers: Calls Teddy a 'literal straw hat pirate' Everyone who's impatiently been waiting for the Netflix One Piece Honest Trailer since the show came out and they binged it: *does the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme*

5:02 Ok yeah, that man is dead.

Say what you will, but I thought that the first 15 minutes of this movie was incredible. The scenes of him walking through the Nazi train were great, culminating in him showing that his uniform has bullet hole in the front and back. I cracked up so hard at that part.

God bless the man in that test screening that stood up and shouted "Doomcock was right! Fleabag DOES replace Indy!" which caused the producers to reshoot their moronic ending.

If they wanted to actually continue Indie with a different character, they should have brought the actor for Short Round back, he's been a stunt coordinator in Hollywood for a while... and have HIM be the snarky type he was in the old film. He's even got face/name recognition atm due to Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Paramount are probably wishing that they didn't sell their rights to Disney, this movie (not to mention being the final Indy) is a good example, after all Paramount was the sole reason Indiana Jones was able to get off the ground back in 1981

Can we get an Honest Trailer for Meg 2: The Trench?

Map of Indiana on her forehead is where I actually died.

The Wolfenstein reference brought back some memories. Loved that game

I hope there's a commentary! My Tuesday last week wasn't complete without it. 😟

What a great birthday treat!! Nice timing

This trailer slaps harder than your dad’s belt @3:41

I don't know why the Shia LaBeouf joke at 0:50 made me laugh so goddamn loud LOL

Something tells me this was supposed to be Mutt’s adventure, but Hollywood just needed to embarrass Harrison Ford one last time.

I watched the movie. The thing I am most impressed with is the parade scene. I don't know how they do it! So stunning and brings back a lot of memories.

This franchise belongs in a museum!

Lmao I needed that. Thank you. "You believe in magic!" 😂

Haven't seen this installment. But after hearing Indy say he "doesn't believe in magic", I can tell this movie may have, and that's a gigantic "may", done Indiana Jones dirty!

Have never really cared for Indiana Jones, but Bad Pitt?!!! This deserves a medal of honor!

Helena's punch knocked him out for a week Long enough to drag him back to the plane, drag him back through time, drag him back to NY, put him in bed, clear his murder charges and get Marion to come over.

Casual mention of Straw Hat pirate? Thanks for announcing next week's episode 💪

I agree with you about Boyd Holbrook, he was just in the return of Justified and was the most forgettable part of the show, especially with how the season ended.

I loved Indy 5, but I also definitely LOLed at this.

3:27 Time travel paradox be like if your first wish to a genie was to grant you zero wishes.

"Fleabag Waller Bridge" 😂😭😂😭☠️☠️

I kept waiting to see what the black agent's story was only for them to kill her off a third of the way through the movie so...was there any point to her to begin with? 😮

"An agent from the shallow end of the deep state" pure class 😂

0:36-Yup, I hear you Indi!!!

"He's the only German alive with bad time management skills." I'm dead.:)

Finally!!! We're back to the scathing & hilarious reviews. You'd been on a nice streak (despite loads of horrible movies) for a couple years now.

“Maybe YOU’LL win an Oscar in 38 years too…” - 🤣 Burrrrrrrn! Well I LOVED the movie

“Literal straw hat pirate.” 😂

This is one of your all time best! You guys still got it! Fandom Games with Honest Game Trailers though… ugh…

That’s two people who miss Shia LaBeouf. The boy had it, and still does.

Can you imagine being an archeologist and you get transported back to beautiful Ancient Greece, and want to spend your final years of life living there. And your POS goddaughter gives you a concussion, kidnaps you, and brings you back to 1970s corporate America so you can spend your final years dealing with American politics, taxes, financial debts, Nixon, and the Vietnam War. Fleabag is the true villain of this movie. Which is saying a lot considering this movie has time traveling N@zịs.

For the Epic Voice Guy's consideration: "I see what you did there... Now, make it SOUND EPIC! 👋

Please make an Honest Trailer for the 1990s 'Donkey Kong Country' cartoon series.