Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones Trilogy 

I missed you.

It's eerie that you did an HT for the IJ trilogy, since I asked CinemaSins to sin the IJ trilogy an hour ago.... O.o

Tell Jon I said hi

you forgot the 4th movie

Can you say, "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard"?

That's a really good joke, props for the TT developers.

It gets better, they even added a SUPER SCREAM red brick power unlock, wherein by screaming enough, YOU CAN LITERALLY KILL ENEMIES!!!

HAHA YESSSSS

Those lego games were so much fun tho

@@generalhorse493 yes!!!!

Nah, that was a replicant

Kylo Ren: but Daaaaaaddd!!! You promised me I’d get it once I became a Jedi. Han Solo: For the last time your uncle Lukes lightsaber is far too valuable for us to hold onto. Kylo Ren: You never let me have anything I want. I’m gonna go to my room and listen to my nickel back CDs.

SO DO YOU!

Still don't know how Kylo knew that was Vader's lightsaber, but it's another story. Typical JJ nonsense...

Given that it's at least 55 years old it probably does!

Ahh. Of course. The Joss Whedon Conundrum.

And then...he married her!!!!!!LOL

I'm very much in the minority here, but, in spite of all its flaws, to me Crystal Skull is more enjoyable than Temple of Doom. Temple of Doom would've been excellent if they'd just finished the movie they started out with. Indy fighting Triads in pre communist China would've been much more enjoyable, in my opinion.

"She's a screamer." --Steve Spielberg

@@mattdavis9601 I agree with you actually. Glad to see I'm not crazy.

The real life spy which Bond was inspired by once said that he wouldn't make it in real life...

Maybe if he didn't constantly tell people his name in a way that was super memorable.

@@vampricramen Right, maybe he should use an alias once in a while.

Doesn't matter cz he always has Q's greatest invention... plot armour

@@Statalyzer that was his Alias btu he always blue it by using it too much

shouldn'tv'e been so damn good.

That’s because it is!😎

It's only flaw was not being the last one ...

Yeah i found it better than the second one

It's so perfect.

U unironicly used the cowboy emoji.......

I want to be angry about that statement but, objectively, it is true...

X never, ever, marks the spot .. except in Venice.

Must have been Jackie Chan's mentor for the animated show

i mean, it's very true tho... he goes for the shiny stuff and constantly destroys everything a real archaeologist would actually find interesting :D and it's still always the first thing you hear when you say you're studying it... "what, like indiana jones?" no, he's a thief XD

Then slaps him right back down making reference to hitting women comment he made. Sad.

“It was with your mother, trebek.”

I think it was more so the fact that Indy and his dad slept with the same woman

@@robertcortez4956 Cave brothers = Eskimo brothers?

@@Scoupe400 Oh no, Honest Trailers made fun of something, the horror.

Which is crazy considering it’s the worst fight scene in the series

@@brandonhicks9926see yourself out

I legitimately laughed out loud at that joke. So true!

Miracle Whip

Ironic since his character in Star Wars is also a pilot.

@@musicalhistory4392 Hes a better space pilot cause there are less obstacles

@@kelsouthdeaton5093 Miracle Hwip......

Lmao, now i gotta hear more super mundane synopsis! Ok chat go

@@oldpremium1493 "A police force that's been defunded to high hell blows what's left of their budget on a super sweet car." Mad Max, 1979

So thats why the Nazid had less tanks and vehicles than the allies.

I suspect Harrison Ford now *distinctly* knows how Alec Guinness felt in the 70's and 80's.

Still though, answering idc to who shot first is pretty much the most Han solo answer there is lol.

Probably how Elijah Wood feels at this point.

"The same way your black ancestors did"

I don't care put the ship down Anakin Skywalker attack of the clones

@@zadros7 made them?

@@anonymousontheinternet4486 - Africa is not care bear land

@@anonymousontheinternet4486 sometimes stole them from raided tribes

He ruins the ruins

☝️🤓um, actually... It's the ruins themselves that... ruin themselves🤔(?) What imean is, they all seem to have self destruct sequences.

Just like ISIS. (too soon?)

It's already a ruin, so...

Had he given a sh*t in that interview, he could have trolled him to ask Zack to stop time to find out who shot first.

hes probably got a drinking game on the questions he gets asked constantly but drinks them all before the interview

@@akosbarati2239 only that was Slater. Meme license under review

=(

@Mar celo It's an instruction :D

the plane in 'raiders of the lost ark " is called "C3PO"

No wonder it was at the high ground.

Indy also shot first

Yet it was at sea level

"Are we hit?" "More or less."

Here, too. Grew up and started college to be Indiana Jones. One semester of archeology and I was like, what?? I don't and run around on adventures "saving relics" while yelling "It belongs in a museum!". Deep in my heart, though, I still want it. Who doesn't want to be an academic hero?

Also see paleontology re Jurassic Park. Thanks again Steve. 😜

@@bendgeddes Lol yep paleontology for me since I was 5 years old. Jurassic Park was my childhood xD

To be fair, his entire lecture in Last Crusade was about debate making his own myth. “X” never ever marks the spot.

Did they expect to punch Nazis in the 90s?

"Indiana Jones and Even Stevens"

I can respect that.

How about for the 3rd movie, "Indiana Jones and his dad rail the same hot Nazi?"

The fourth one is Indiana Jones and the X-Files mystery

But, there were FIVE Indiana Jones fi...

What fourth film? The last crusade wrapped things up perfectly. although perhaps they set up a new person to take indianas role! Actually bad idea. Thank God they never did that

Kinda like how that second Highlander movie doesn't really exist.

@@BAAWAKnight I don't know if the Renegade Cut of Highlander2 makes things better or worse...

@@BAAWAKnight What second Highlander movie?

This. Mola Ram is basically a Hindu Aleister Crowley.

Well the movie showed it being real, not actual Hinduism, take that how you will....

That's what makes it an offensive version.

@@SimonBuchanNz There is some truth behind it though... Kali is a real deity. She's a dark form of the goddess Durga, who was created by Brahma, Vishnu and Siva to destroy an evil king that claimed no man could beat him. There might actually be cults in India that worship Kali on that level. My fellow people of Indian origin who were forced to read Amar Chithra Katha comics by their parents should be familiar with it, lol.

You know what they say in 2020. "Don't let the truth get in the way of a good virtue signal"

If I could give you 3000 thumbs up for that comment I would

Ooohhh damn!!

damn you!!!

OMG I only just got the reference because of your comment, I feel so stupid now...

Elsa was selfish and deserved to fall.

If Indy is Launchpad, I dread to think who Gizmoduck is.

How can you insult Launchpad McQuack like that!? At least HE can fly better that Harrison Ford!!

Belloq - Did you say "fly"? _licks lips_

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, but Launchpad got quickly rejected by an alien warrior who wasn’t interested with Earth....male.

A thousand times this

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend...Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

1 million YES

Haha good

Yes please please please with sugar on top!

no one beats Perry man

They did say a guy

Sinatra did it first

@@cationlegacy3433 true, but he did it his way

The Godfather?

SAME. Its my fave, best one of them all IMHO

Raiders was the great one though!

What? No one watches that one on purpose. 1, then 3. Then 3 again. Trilogy.

@@JohnVanderbeckTemple of Doom is better than Raiders of the Lost Ark

Yeah really. Though I do not really know why the fourth movie is so deeply hated by the masses. There is a RU-vidr, I think Filmeto or someone else entirely, who did a video on why the fourth movie sucks so badly. I agree with that RU-vidr on most of their presented facts. However, do not agree with how the fourth movie somehow destroyed the Indiana Jones franchise. After all, Indiana Jones proved not only was Jesus Christ was real, but Magick is real, and best of all Jesus Christ is the *ONLY* way for Humanity. So how is proving aliens or at least non-human beings who just so happen to be inter-dimensional beings using incomprehensibly advanced technology to be somehow the franchise destroying thing?

Also Me: "Prepare To Meet Kali.. IN HELL!"

Kali ma is a Hindu deity

@@prakharchaudhary9797 So Kali was there before The Indiana Jones Trilogy... or was it?

Hom nom shevai, hom nom shevai!

Literally laughed out loud. Perfect...

Genuinely one of their best lines for a long time. Absolutely hilarious!

Yes

Yeah, I remember making that joke in 2015.

To be fair, landing is hard.

YES!

That's because the character wasn't famous yet and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" was more appealing.

NekiTamoL1K OK.

Ok boomer

qwertymanor 🤔 I’m not a boomer tho.

True, which is why I always wondered: what happened to Short Round between those two movies? Did Indy give him up to another foster dad?

@@SalemGhassanHanna Headcannon: Short Round was not allowed to enter the US with Indy due to the chinese exclusion act that was not repealed before 1943.

@@tomihodet354 Good shout!

Which makes the gun vs sword scene interesting

this is why I read the comments

That's why he's so relatable.

My anthropology professor said that he's just a thief - he destroys whole temples and ruined cities (which are of great archaeological value) and swipes the relics to sell them to other parties.

Frank Castle did he watch the movies? he did none of that?

@@exe.velazquez Literally the very first scene of the franchise is him pillaging and destroying an ancient Andean tomb

Alex von Seggern he was obtaining the artifact for the museum before belloq took the idol to later sell it. the temple self destructed it ain’t his fault. he tried to maintain it intact with the sand bag but it didn’t work.

I can still never get it in to my head, that Temple of doom comes BEFORE Raiders.

Actually he did not. The actor said that the fly flew off, but Spielberg cut this scene like he did.

@@avia_cassia so Belloq (the character) did swallow the fly, though Paul Freeman (the actor) did not.

That is a professional stunt fly. He's also been in Troll 2, on that one kid's forehead.

@@jimb.7523 Doesn't he also owe the IRS millions in unpaid taxes.

Dude that Sean Connery impersonation caught me totally off guard.

I didn't get the joke. Was it a reference to another movie's dialogue ?

@@2-minutephysiatry506 he said that it’s ok to hit woman irl

He sometimes slapped women. It was the 1960s.

caught me off guard i died 😂

Hammill doesn't have an onscreen career beyond Star Wars. His actual artistic contribution is his voice acting. Harrison Ford can afford caring less about the franchise acting he has done.

Don't you mean Ford couldn't care less?

That's actually ridiculously in character for them

You'd get sick of being asked about Han Solo in every interview ever too.

*couldn't care less *probably

It's a play on the actress's name, Karen Allen

@@davidjcheney so she is a Karen. Checkmate, Maria

MariaVosa ok Karen 😐

More likely to drink her under the table first.

Marion is a real Karen (Karen Allen) that the proverbial 'Karens' need to fear. Marion would wreck their @#$% Also, that's not a fair burn on Harrison's piloting abilities. None of the crashes were pilot error, and he actually handled a really bad situation really well each time. It's like judging Sully for crashing. Not his fault, and hard core skill that everyone lived through that river landing. Ford is actually a good pilot, crashes and all.

He gave his brother a chance.

He was a great young Indiana Jones Bless his soul.💖🕯

And he was Keanu Reeves' best friend

YOU did not "lose" him, his family and friends did.

@@MandleRoss You suggest that his death gave his brother a chance? Not at all, they went for different roles, and it's inappropriate, immoral and inaccurate to impy that

And Harrison Ford crashes his plane in Indiana Jones and in Real Life! :D

"straight"? That's sexism....

LMAAAOOO ME TOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BOI STRAIGHT UP ATE THAT FLY LIKE SOME KINDA FROG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They don't have the ballz to do it

Why hasn’t this happened yet?! lol

The only movie that still gets away with blackface.

leberpr plus, the character is such a self-centered idiot, he audaciously sees nothing wrong with blackface. But mainly what you said.

leberpr that’s what made the blackface work; Alpa Chino was the comedic foil to Kirk Lazarus and his ignorance to what he was doing, basically calling out old offensive Hollywood practices lol

_Screw_ Mutt

@@chiefscheider 😱

Yeah, I would much prefer it, if sort round was in the kingdom of the crystal skull, rather than Mutt.

You call him Doctor Jones!

Finally someone says what we were all thinking!

That is really sad if you think about it. 100 years ago so many Monuments was ruined only for money or just some people can do it.

Yuyue sun Or so they could grind up the mummies and eat them.

well thx to him they made Lara Croft, which gets destroyed by a monsters in tombs, so no reason to complain.

@@yuyuesun1573 oh please. Did you live through summer 2020? Those freaks were tearing down monuments for money. A lot more of them. And on purpose.

@@codascot7341 Statues are the lamest monuments

Well I disagree. They're both. JMHO.

Because it is.

Good, Because we are so not going to mention nor talk about that god awful forth movie.

And the other ones were to save his life

He could've easily tackled her to prevent that. I would have a hard time trusting some Nazi woman to actually listen to my warning.

When Lucas came up with the storyline, he actually took inspiration from the DuckTales 1940s comic

:o ?! You're right!

@@GandWizard seems yellow and orange together means adventure ever since "raiders" came out

This is a trilogy. THERE IS NO FORTH ONE!

@@bobbychristian2450 you can hate the 4th movie all you want, doesn’t mean you can just pretend it doesn’t exist.

Well it doesn't make sense why Hinduism real if Christianity is real so is Judaism and vise versa cause old and new testament and ark of covenant is also a Christian artifact still doesn't explain Hinduism and the aliens thought

I remember watching the making of for Temple of Doom. They LITERALLY had to drug her out of her mind in order to shoot that scene.

So, long story short, there's a rom com about 2 people who get married, then fall for other people. They try counseling, etc... nothing works. At the end, when they decide to break up, one of them mentions how if they actually loved each other, they'd find those weird, or annoying little things about their partner cute or charming. That's what his statement reminds me over.

Essentially every guy and their first girlfriend.

@@Ambaryerno I just have to ask. How do you metaphorically drug someone out of their mind?

Nice.

Indiana Jones: From the Cradle to the Grave

Cradle to the grave 😏

NICE

Villain [shakes Indy’s hand]: “So this is the hand that robs the cradle?”

Also the guy's heart getting ripped out.

And many kids from then on have been scarred for life... (I was one of those kids)

Hardly a fun fact, and hardly an excuse too. My problem being with George Lucas, not you my man 🙂

Was it Lucas or Spielberg ?

Whoa.

Blind Red Dragon that’s a bit harsh to Lloyd

I can see that. Like Lloyd melting in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

No, every time I see that scene I think Christopher Lloyd, and Tales from the Crypt.

@@ritchietodd409 Yeah I was thinking Crypt-Keeper, but yeah I guess when he still had flesh.

I see it. The plutonium from the delorean must've exploded in his direction at some point.

WarlockofWordsReturns RB - And Johnny Depp arriving at court today in built-up shoes.

Peter Mayhew is Chewie, he HAS to be that tall, also Sir Christopher Lee...

@Dödelmann they made Dinklage look small for GoT, but if you watch infinity war you'll see he actually dwarfs Chris Hemsworth

@Ricky Shiffer Well, there' knowing someone's tall, then seeing them in real life tower above you

@Dödelmann They use those Lord of the Rings techniques of oversized sets to make him look like a little guy.

South Park would disagree...

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury....exhibit A: jar jar binks

well obviously he DID stop asking for ideas during episode I tru III

I disagree with Steven. George was at his best when he had better filmmakers to run his ideas by. People that could actually make the decision to say "no, that's a bad idea". People that could edit. People that could direct. George needed trustworthy people around him to help him make good movies. Without them, all of his ideas made it to screen, and many of them stunk.

😆

Yessssss!!!!!! I am a phan!!!!!!!🎭

A properly-worn fedora is cool PERIOD.

they have angered the *phandom*

Raymond Reddington is the ultimate fedora wearer.

@Ricky Shiffer named* if we are getting specific. "We named the dog Indiana."

He was named after a dog!? Betcha he had a lot of fond memories of that dog! 😉

@@Badenhawk The DOOOOGGG‽

It should be "we named the dog Indiana", but I love the idea lol

He has to say it with Sean Connery's accent, otherwise it doesn't count.

Biff's 1985 was better than 2020.

I remember there was a person who requested that on the last video. That is the first time I've read a request that was actually said by Movie Voice Guy.

That's freaking savage!

@@takerdust Back to the Future part II's 2015 was better than the real 2015.

Someone _REALLY_ needs to get Lloyd saying that in his Doc Brown voice on audio... insert it into post credits in some special release or something. 'One more thing Marty, whatever you do, do NOT go to 2020... '

It only looks like he swallowed it. There is a scene cut out where it shows the fly crawling out and flying away.

Yes

same I always ride the "jungle cruise" ride by day at disneyland and WDW, too spooky by night it's a jungle out there

ANYTHING GOES, best rendition of that song ever, and great tap dancing scene

"Asps, very dangerous. You go first."

Sinatra: Challenge accepted!

*Al Capone has entered the chat*

Aw man

TRUTH

Temple of Doom inspired Mortal Kombat's fatality.

In the high pitched toasty sound byte too

Last crusade was best for me

@@joshuamartin2858 But we all agree Temple of Doom 👎

Sunny G Maybe for you. Temple is campy fun.

DefenestrateYourself Calling Temple campy is like calling Batman And Robin dark.

Temple of doom was awful.

Does temple of doom take place before raiders? If so I never knew that

Pearse Molloy It actually does yeah. :)

@@pearsemolloy9656 According to the timeline Temple of Doom is 1935, Raiders is 1936 and Last Crusade is 1938

@@pearsemolloy9656 Yes.

@@EndellionQT And Crystal Skull in 1957!

Who’s George? Do I wanna know?

@@AlexRN I'm going to assume they mean George Lucas. He created IJ and Steven Spielberg directed these movies

Benny Mardones would like a word.

😳🤯

Well, the script said it was supposed to be outrageous, not comforting.

What? Last Crusade is a goofy mess of a movie. Connery is the only thing that makes it watchable.

Michael Eastman you’re tripping... what’s bad about the last crusade?

Easily my favorite

I've heard several different people over the years basically say "Last Crusade is my favorite... but Raiders is the best film." And I actually don't really think that's a cop out, I can understand it.

Compared to todays movies Last Crusade is great but compared to Raiders and Temple of Doom it is inferior imo

I like your shoto profile pic

But that isn't even one line, two different characters said those.

Back when the first movie was being filmed, they interviewed Harrison Ford on set and in costume, asking him what Indiana Jones did for a living and he did his classic slow-burn cynical laugh and said, "He robs graves."

To be fair, the plot of Temple of Doom should have been definitely cut short back in Shanghai airport. Or in the mountains. Or in the palace room at night. Or... in dozen other places. But Indy has a plot armor which would make even MaRey SueWalker embarassed.

@@TallorianFirst of all stfu about Rey….. Second of all Indy’s plot armor is most noticeable in KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.

@@thegoodreylo4749 bwahahah the first time I see a hardcore fan of Disney's "Star Wars" trilogy. I thought those are mythical creatures. Thanks for the laugh, mate. Cheers!

@@Tallorian Star Wars fans are nothing but a hoarde of rabbid braindead zombies. Glad to not be one of them.