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@screenjunkies
@screenjunkies 6 лет назад
Which moment from all of the Jurassic franchise is scariest to you? One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate. Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated. Three: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse
@cca3848
@cca3848 6 лет назад
Screen Junkies the fact they've made so many films
@LiuTheRick
@LiuTheRick 6 лет назад
Alan!!!
@theonemememaker3704
@theonemememaker3704 6 лет назад
Screen Junkies the scariest moment was the layer getting eaten but it was kinda funny
@MinariCapore
@MinariCapore 6 лет назад
"Alan" What's scarier than waking up to find a talking raptor?
@Kaneko2518
@Kaneko2518 6 лет назад
Scariest part to me was by far the part where the kids were in the kitchen and the two raptors were looking for them
@PlanetaTerror
@PlanetaTerror 6 лет назад
That dinosaur saying 'Alan' through the whole video killed me every time
@boredadventures918
@boredadventures918 6 лет назад
ALAN
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 6 лет назад
Had me in tears!
@TheMAan1901
@TheMAan1901 6 лет назад
laughed so hard my chest started to hurt lmao
@linah1998
@linah1998 6 лет назад
was just about to comment the same xD
@nolanhenshall7630
@nolanhenshall7630 6 лет назад
It's such a bizarre moment in the movie that it had to be brought up as many times as it was in this video ahah
@HiddenPoet_101
@HiddenPoet_101 5 лет назад
I came here for “Alan!” and was not disappointed. 😂
@Theycallmejugzy
@Theycallmejugzy 4 года назад
ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!... oh that's not Alan. That's Steve, that. STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
@kylemorello4787
@kylemorello4787 4 года назад
I came here for Barney, actually, and was very disappointed.
@batfreakjoker5611
@batfreakjoker5611 4 года назад
So did I
@AricGonzales
@AricGonzales 4 года назад
Alan or wait Malcom Malcom
@lukemonahan7076
@lukemonahan7076 3 года назад
ALAN
@PunkreviewingPunk
@PunkreviewingPunk 6 лет назад
"Do you remember the sounds they made?" "ALAN!"
@berban
@berban 6 лет назад
PunkreviewingPunk omg hahaha how was that not in the trailer???
@ghostdiv7sion194
@ghostdiv7sion194 6 лет назад
Hahahaha nice!
@ultimateman55
@ultimateman55 6 лет назад
Yeah, great trailer but how did they not do this? lololol
@dihannabandicoot8889
@dihannabandicoot8889 6 лет назад
HAHAHHHHA
@UnderTheTableGremlin
@UnderTheTableGremlin 4 года назад
“The mandatory Jurassic Park child of divorce” I really didn’t realize that all the kids are divorce kids until now
@connorbrennan4233
@connorbrennan4233 4 года назад
The only one who isn't at this point is Maisie, but she was no better a character than Kelly, Eric, Zach, or Grey.
@PittsburghSportsFan43
@PittsburghSportsFan43 4 года назад
@@connorbrennan4233 She didn't have a dad. She was a clone of a dead woman.
@connorbrennan4233
@connorbrennan4233 4 года назад
@@PittsburghSportsFan43 I know. But that still means she's the only major child character of the series to not be in that situation.
@codename617
@codename617 3 года назад
Fun fact: In The Lost World by Michael Crichton, there were two kids. Kelly and Arby. Kelly was older and smart and Arby was younger and smarter. They were both social outcast in their middle school, hence why they were friends. I don't remember either of their parents being divorced.
@Crichjo32
@Crichjo32 3 года назад
I just realised these movies treat kids really badly. They're all suffering traumas from divorcing parents, and also getting nearly eaten alive by dinos at every turn.
@julianagil2427
@julianagil2427 6 лет назад
This trailer could have been just four minutes of "Alan"
@derrellmccollum4798
@derrellmccollum4798 6 лет назад
Nana Gil LMAO HIGH AGREE
@VortechBand
@VortechBand 6 лет назад
They could reuse it for an honest trailer of Fallout 4: "Shaun!". "Shaun?". "Shaun! (sarcastic)". Hahaaa, Shaa-uuunnnn? Shaun! Shaauuuunnn, hehee...
@DaDualityofMan
@DaDualityofMan 6 лет назад
My name is Allan, I would love an Honest Trailer of just that lol
@sphinxweasley589
@sphinxweasley589 6 лет назад
What about the little Kid watching Barney?!? ¡?!!
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 6 лет назад
That word will never gets old! The only thing that memorable on Jurassic Park 3!
@JasonandaCamera
@JasonandaCamera 6 лет назад
*Alan intensifies*
@deeya
@deeya 6 лет назад
Honest question, why is this still a thing? Not the reference itself, but the hate behind it? It was a *dream* sequence, it wasn't even real. 17 years down the road and people still can't let that go?! But Raptor T-Rex Diplomacy in Jurassic World was good and fine? Amongst other stupid scenes from that movie. I just really don't get the vitriol behind a throw away joke in a dream scene, over the more stupid, plot affecting aspects of this franchise. Mainly most everything that Colin Trevorrow has wrote into it. I'm glad that more people have taken their nostalgia glasses off for Fallen Kingdom, and realized what utter hack work he's done for the series.
@shameerakrambaig2767
@shameerakrambaig2767 5 лет назад
Alan!
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 5 лет назад
@@deeya To me, it's because it was amusingly stupid, instead of offensively stupid like 99+% of the rest of the movie, and so harmlessly goofy that it seems completely out of place in the franchise as a whole.
@warreng675
@warreng675 5 лет назад
Alan!
@ayayaya3690
@ayayaya3690 6 лет назад
I laugh every time the dinosaur says "ALAN"
@donaldsanabria8951
@donaldsanabria8951 6 лет назад
It´s inevitable!
@MsNotzi
@MsNotzi 6 лет назад
I did too! 😂😂😂
@bendomino8476
@bendomino8476 6 лет назад
me three!
@pablobsantiago
@pablobsantiago 6 лет назад
hahahaha this is perfect ! who can not laugh at this ?!?!
@Xirpzy
@Xirpzy 6 лет назад
When? I only hear Mary
@soundwave8466
@soundwave8466 6 лет назад
Take a shot everytime the raptor says Alan
@leandrociarrapico9256
@leandrociarrapico9256 6 лет назад
Soundwave 84 now i'm in prision for drinking too much
@meowistforlife
@meowistforlife 6 лет назад
Leandro Ciarrapico died of alcoholism
@coolguy13swag96
@coolguy13swag96 5 лет назад
Thhhaatttt wwwasssss goooooooddddd
@vivektam
@vivektam 4 года назад
Only once in the movie!
@scl1332
@scl1332 4 года назад
Reports show over 1,000 people have died of alcohol poisoning
@Qwazin
@Qwazin 6 лет назад
This is probably my favorite Honest Trailer so far just because it commits to repeating the same gag over and over until it's run into the ground but it's equally funny every single time.
@andrewhicks5676
@andrewhicks5676 6 лет назад
It actually somehow gets funnier the more it is run into the ground.
@luckyasmr1374
@luckyasmr1374 6 лет назад
Andreas Nordvall EXACTLY
@JTHMGOD1
@JTHMGOD1 6 лет назад
See the thing about it is that it was in regards to teaching the bird at the beginning of the movie to say his name. Since his obsession with the intelligence of the velociraptor was prevelant and they made that 3d sculpture of the speech pattern of the brain for Raptors, his lucid dream was about raptors being smart enough to say his name as they are relatives of birds and he just tried to teach the other bird to say his name. It's actually a really good joke so I don't understand the flack that it constantly gets. =\
@nathenhutchison6182
@nathenhutchison6182 6 лет назад
Yeah, I get it. It's just not that funny and it doesn't really add anything to the movie. The reason it gets so much flak is because it is an easy target in a bad movie. If it were the worst scene in a good movie, then it wouldn't be mocked so relentlessly. Unfortunately, it is not anywhere close to the worst scene in this movie.
@JTHMGOD1
@JTHMGOD1 6 лет назад
Nathen Hutchison your opinion bro
@benm5970
@benm5970 5 лет назад
“The one where a dinosaur says Alan” Yup, I think about sums up the only reason people actually remember this movie
@shinigamiphantom1391
@shinigamiphantom1391 4 года назад
Not for too dumb to live divorced couple that yell "Eric!!!" on a island full of GMO monsters?
@bukiman4311
@bukiman4311 6 лет назад
that "ALAN" made my day
@arceuslordofcreation8824
@arceuslordofcreation8824 5 лет назад
Which one?
@gillianfleischer5620
@gillianfleischer5620 4 года назад
Arceus Lord of Creation all of them
@CygnusTheSilly
@CygnusTheSilly 4 года назад
Alan
@TermiNation_45669.
@TermiNation_45669. 3 года назад
Alan
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 месяцев назад
ALAN
@Vankoto
@Vankoto 5 лет назад
2:23 should be - Remember the sounds they made??? - ALAN :D
@IllustriousCrocoduck
@IllustriousCrocoduck 5 лет назад
And they proceed to make an entirely new sound that is nothing like in the others
@t3chkn1ght
@t3chkn1ght 4 года назад
@@IllustriousCrocoduck ALAN!!!
@battleupsaber462
@battleupsaber462 6 лет назад
alan ALAN *A L A N*
@Renogade
@Renogade 6 лет назад
ALANAAAAAAA!!!! Lana: WHAT!?
@ChengHooSew
@ChengHooSew 6 лет назад
Ow OW oW Steve STEVE!
@lui_lui4988
@lui_lui4988 6 лет назад
who else read all 3 Alan's differently
@lmactanssc2
@lmactanssc2 6 лет назад
Alan
@alan62036
@alan62036 6 лет назад
What?
@izzy8719
@izzy8719 4 года назад
The velociraptor saying “Alan” is the real star of the show
@haasher10
@haasher10 6 лет назад
i died from laughter every time they showed the raptor saying Alan!!
@lagrangepoint9386
@lagrangepoint9386 6 лет назад
Aren't you easily amused.
@ShahirHameed
@ShahirHameed 6 лет назад
+Hunter Me too
@paulpaul8861
@paulpaul8861 6 лет назад
If you died how did you write this comment? You. Are. A. Li. Ar
@amaru73
@amaru73 6 лет назад
M E T O O
@gillianfleischer5620
@gillianfleischer5620 4 года назад
The dinosaur saying “Alan” is the perfect representation of this movie
@Polkiu
@Polkiu 6 лет назад
After the third “Alan” I was like come on guys it’s getting old. After the fifth one I was like man I can’t stop laughing. I don’t know why
@Rattercrash88
@Rattercrash88 6 лет назад
the family guy effect
@1vaultdweller
@1vaultdweller 6 лет назад
Kory Turner *ALAN*
@maxverellen7265
@maxverellen7265 6 лет назад
I believe it's an old comedy rule. I don't remember where I heard about it. Rule of 3's or whatever. first time is funny. second time is not. third, it becomes funny again, and so on, but it jumps around. something like 1, 3, 5, 12... most writers, I've noticed, don't go past 3. at least, not often. if you look for it, you can see the formula.
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 6 лет назад
Kenneth Donnelly *A L A N*
@Zimionz
@Zimionz 6 лет назад
When a franchise goes on for too long and produces too many mediocre sequels, it eventually becomes a parody of itself. Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Star Trek... there are numerous examples.
@rachelelizabeth6017
@rachelelizabeth6017 6 лет назад
*A L A N*
@JustbeJealousHD
@JustbeJealousHD 6 лет назад
rachel b dr grant
@1Piecer
@1Piecer 6 лет назад
*J A S O N*
@francesbrooks228
@francesbrooks228 6 лет назад
🌈🌈🌈 *I МÀSТURВ!ÀТЕ Т0 VIDЕ0S 0N МY СHАNNЕ!L! L0!0K!* 💄
@TheMovieKnightProductions
@TheMovieKnightProductions 6 лет назад
how
@TrippingHawk
@TrippingHawk 6 лет назад
ALAN
@MythicTyrant
@MythicTyrant 6 лет назад
ALAN!
@paulpaul8861
@paulpaul8861 6 лет назад
It's cute when the dinosore says it, but not cute when you say it.
@No_More_Eyes545
@No_More_Eyes545 6 лет назад
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
@dontmindme5879
@dontmindme5879 6 лет назад
dr grant?
@AlanMartinez-bj7kw
@AlanMartinez-bj7kw 6 лет назад
MythicTyrant WHAT?
@Sebastian-qt2ii
@Sebastian-qt2ii 6 лет назад
ALAN
@fette6232
@fette6232 6 лет назад
That "Alan" part, it cracks me up every single time
@eduardojara6955
@eduardojara6955 4 года назад
I know I love when they say Alan
@pinstripecool34
@pinstripecool34 4 года назад
A L A N
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 4 года назад
Dr. Grant?
@eduardoubanell
@eduardoubanell 6 лет назад
That Velociraptor "Alan" clip never gets old 😂😂😂
@pythiasibyls6269
@pythiasibyls6269 6 лет назад
Even the extra long sketch on the Nostalgia Critic review is still worth it because of "Alan!"
@TheOneTrueLeo2002
@TheOneTrueLeo2002 6 лет назад
*Say this in your epic voice* Dog says woof. Cat says meow. Raptor says “Alan!”
@TK-nn8jd
@TK-nn8jd 6 лет назад
Dew it!
@eddieolshefski6467
@eddieolshefski6467 6 лет назад
Hell yeah
@Kyoobur9000
@Kyoobur9000 6 лет назад
But there's one sound, that no one knows...
@annienunyabiz6627
@annienunyabiz6627 6 лет назад
Wait. The Army sponsored this? But, my taxes sponsor the Army. So does that mean my taxes sponsored this episode of Honest Trailers?
@Slagtheangry
@Slagtheangry 6 лет назад
You won one whole internet.
@EksaStelmere
@EksaStelmere 6 лет назад
SnomanOO2 Most of it goes to medical care and those goddamn stealth jets no one ever sees anywher-wait a second...
@peytonbrown2000
@peytonbrown2000 6 лет назад
Eksa Stelmere kills Eksa* you know to much
@jordanreid3122
@jordanreid3122 6 лет назад
Let me ask you this- was it worth it?
@AndresLopez-wn8lt
@AndresLopez-wn8lt 6 лет назад
Eksa Stelmere Genius😂
@khallell
@khallell 5 лет назад
Alan should do cameo in every single video in Honest trailers, just sayin...
@cassianandor4103
@cassianandor4103 5 лет назад
He DOES do a cameo in every honest trailer, at least ever since this honest trailer. They are hidden and hard to find, but they are in there somewhere. Look deep into the comments and you'll find at least one comment from the guy that found the Alan in that particular honest trailer.
@kallistos87
@kallistos87 4 года назад
@@cassianandor4103 I just found four of them! I'll keep looking 😂
@zhierden
@zhierden 4 года назад
@@kallistos87 tell me what honest trailer are those 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chiimchauu
@chiimchauu 4 года назад
@@cassianandor4103 and here I thought I was going crazy being the only one finding Alan references on other honest trailers. 🤣
@shinigamiphantom1391
@shinigamiphantom1391 4 года назад
Comedy comes in threes, Jane.
@AlanGohel
@AlanGohel 6 лет назад
ALAN
@vincent_8817
@vincent_8817 6 лет назад
ALAN
@dannyhoffman3635
@dannyhoffman3635 6 лет назад
vincent sal DR. GRANT
@TheGamingAlienTV
@TheGamingAlienTV 6 лет назад
STEVE
@goodjobeli
@goodjobeli 6 лет назад
DONKEY!
@JensAppelgreen
@JensAppelgreen 6 лет назад
Alan Gohel Allan*
@Fluffykeith
@Fluffykeith 4 года назад
To be fair, Billy taking the parachute makes a certain sense. In a survival situation it’s dumb to discard or ignore something like that just because you can’t see an immediate use for it.
@saintniccage2818
@saintniccage2818 3 года назад
And miles of rope
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад
True.
@EphyStorm
@EphyStorm Год назад
On the other hand, a parachute of that type easily weighs 11 kilograms (24 lbs) and takes up pretty much all of space for survival goods you may have otherwise stashed in there. That is over what most people can carry over long distances without neck, should or exhaustion issues.
@Fluffykeith
@Fluffykeith Год назад
@@EphyStorm Yeah, but Billy is a strapping young type who seems to know his way around a few extreme sports, so its not unfeasible that he at least thought he could handle it.
@sellammichael1796
@sellammichael1796 6 лет назад
the Alan running gag is killing me!
@michaeldohndelara2240
@michaeldohndelara2240 6 лет назад
SELLAM Michael same hahaha
@Dlmc85
@Dlmc85 6 лет назад
It deserves it. That idea was ridiculously bad. It needs to be shamed to hell.
@gristlevonraben
@gristlevonraben 6 лет назад
Me too, my name is Allen.
@miriamc361
@miriamc361 6 лет назад
SELLAM Michael I laughed every time. Every. Time.
@AliGhaleb1
@AliGhaleb1 6 лет назад
SELLAM Michael it makes the review
@Heiach
@Heiach 6 лет назад
Haha that "Alan" bit just doesn't get old!
@mrsinister8978
@mrsinister8978 6 лет назад
Heiach Still very cheesy though.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 6 лет назад
"Well, that talking dinosaur was weird," you think to yourself. "Meh, it got a chuckle out of me, but it definitely couldn't be funny a second time." And then it was funny EVERY TIME.
@cobraBLACK
@cobraBLACK 6 лет назад
It was actually funnier each time - the way they used it like a scene wipe - and then they went and called it The One Where A Dinosaur Says 'Alan'!
@Antonh.
@Antonh. 6 лет назад
True. This was actually the first one that made me laugh in a long time. Kudos!
@JamesPhoenix88
@JamesPhoenix88 6 лет назад
The Alanraptor was funny 2x but then it got worn out fast
@Nightwolf--og3du
@Nightwolf--og3du 6 лет назад
Montesama314 It literally scared me as a kid. But now it’s just funny to me.
@mr.stuffdoer8483
@mr.stuffdoer8483 6 лет назад
Montesama314 It got dumber each time, but whatever floats your boat.
@kcheeseicecream7251
@kcheeseicecream7251 6 лет назад
Alan! - you flying first class?
@MimMdance
@MimMdance 6 лет назад
May I see your ticket Dr Grant?
@preciousinfinity
@preciousinfinity 6 лет назад
I love the bit where the Spinosaurus is just standing there, ringing away, so freaking funny.
@ajmsmith4
@ajmsmith4 6 лет назад
Like a Teflon clad ninja
@babyyoshi3099
@babyyoshi3099 6 лет назад
Yeah, I think the reason why people hate this movie is because they don't realize that the scenes like that and the "ALAN!" scene are SUPPOSED to be funny.
@MR82ad
@MR82ad 6 лет назад
Babyyoshi309 Nice try
@babyyoshi3099
@babyyoshi3099 6 лет назад
+Marcos Ramirez What?
@1987Matilde
@1987Matilde Год назад
Actually to me that scene is absolutely terrifying 😅
@ally2335
@ally2335 6 лет назад
I laughed harder every time the dinosaur said "Alan" 😂😂
@theajitmore
@theajitmore 6 лет назад
Me too ! Lol
@theajitmore
@theajitmore 6 лет назад
*A L A N*
@moviemaniac9034
@moviemaniac9034 5 лет назад
Alan Parrish in "Jumanji" opens the closet after beating the lion, and when he opens it, the raptor is there and says, "Alan."
@toniodivichi5749
@toniodivichi5749 4 года назад
Comments like these are the icing on the cake after every video.
@jasmine7744
@jasmine7744 6 лет назад
Sponsored by the US Army??
@Ichsukatanuka
@Ichsukatanuka 6 лет назад
No sponsored by ALAN.
@MrSafior
@MrSafior 6 лет назад
Yacks.
@jqowens777
@jqowens777 6 лет назад
for the space force!! lol
@feykro222
@feykro222 6 лет назад
They need volunteers to disable land mines
@sparkydoodle696
@sparkydoodle696 6 лет назад
They want us to fight raptors!
@grandmasterblueberryice6108
@grandmasterblueberryice6108 6 лет назад
Take a shot every time the raptor said "Alan!"
@JulenPuertas
@JulenPuertas 5 лет назад
I actually loved the scene of the phone ringing inside the dinosaur's belly.
@bobsteb61
@bobsteb61 4 года назад
Alan
@aland7236
@aland7236 3 года назад
@@bobsteb61 Yo! Sup?
@bobbobbington9328
@bobbobbington9328 6 лет назад
is the US army weaponizing honest trailers?
@YnseSchaap
@YnseSchaap 6 лет назад
Oh my God ;-)
@priess0
@priess0 6 лет назад
Alan?
@Leprechaunproduction
@Leprechaunproduction 6 лет назад
Say what you will about Alanraptor, but you have to admit, making an animatronic dinosaur say someone's name is pretty damn impressive from a technological perspective. They even get the tongue to move in sync!
@factsandstuff2832
@factsandstuff2832 6 лет назад
I thought it was funny
@frozenaorta
@frozenaorta 6 лет назад
Pretty sure that was CG.
@evanreade3374
@evanreade3374 6 лет назад
No one cares
@Meushell
@Meushell 6 лет назад
It was. I never really understood the hatred of this scene. People treat it like it wasn’t a dream.
@killerbee2562
@killerbee2562 6 лет назад
Yeah but it's continuity error, it should have looked like raptor from the first movie because Grant hadn't seen that raptor version yet.
@Meb2x
@Meb2x 6 лет назад
Does anyone remember the main character’s name? I swear it’s on the tip of my tongue.
@wolverine3149
@wolverine3149 6 лет назад
Meb2x Alan
@nathaniel201
@nathaniel201 6 лет назад
Alan
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 6 лет назад
Chad.
@boyenjoyer7
@boyenjoyer7 6 лет назад
Meb2x ALANNNNNNNNNNN
@jorgehanel8837
@jorgehanel8837 6 лет назад
It's Cooper!
@Jen4Jolie
@Jen4Jolie 6 лет назад
I watched this video just to see how many times you showed the dinosaur saying, "Alan!" It did not disappoint, I am literally laughing out loud so hard!!! My favorite running joke you guys do. Thanks!
@andrewsnyder1656
@andrewsnyder1656 6 лет назад
The "Alan" on repeat made me bust out laughing
@michaeldohndelara2240
@michaeldohndelara2240 6 лет назад
Hahaha same
@magstheghoul
@magstheghoul 6 лет назад
Best Honest Trailers meme
@fearofthedark88
@fearofthedark88 6 лет назад
This is the longest running joke in screen junkies history.
@leahmack8894
@leahmack8894 6 лет назад
Omg me too!!
@peli-nota5504
@peli-nota5504 6 лет назад
Alan! Alan! Alan! Killed me
@IndyMuttProductions
@IndyMuttProductions 6 лет назад
a l a n A l a n Alan ALAN *ALAN* *A L A N*
@TheEntrepreneur420
@TheEntrepreneur420 6 лет назад
*A* lan
@eynidhelipp9348
@eynidhelipp9348 6 лет назад
Dr Grant
@parkerhaller4738
@parkerhaller4738 6 лет назад
Next year they will be sponsored by Space Force
@EvanG529
@EvanG529 6 лет назад
Gotta hope
@cyberbilly1
@cyberbilly1 6 лет назад
If the Space Force doesn't sponsor a Starship Troopers HT, someone should be fired.
@billybutcher8083
@billybutcher8083 4 года назад
The talking raptor deserves an oscar
@Ian-oe9wp
@Ian-oe9wp 6 лет назад
Eeeerrriiiic !!! ... ALAN.
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 6 лет назад
Jason! SHAUN!!
@saculnnamremmiz
@saculnnamremmiz 6 лет назад
Snake?! SNAKE?! SNAKEEEEEEEEEEE?! *insert jingle*
@Ian-oe9wp
@Ian-oe9wp 6 лет назад
Shaun ! T !!!!
@psykopandaz
@psykopandaz 6 лет назад
WILMA!!!!!
@2WARDEN2
@2WARDEN2 6 лет назад
Please say "Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, Shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL, but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. "
@juansalcido2037
@juansalcido2037 6 лет назад
Hash Slinging Slasher. yeeeeeeeez
@MikeyJ2306
@MikeyJ2306 6 лет назад
The One Where A Dinosaur Says Alan. Brilliant, XD.
@sageoftruth
@sageoftruth 6 лет назад
It pretty much tells you everything you need to know about the movie.
@sborsa7891
@sborsa7891 2 года назад
"Oh my god" the "Alan" scene kills me everytime 😂
@linker94
@linker94 6 лет назад
damnit, as a kid I liked this one the most since it had the spinosaurus and I just loved it!
@timwortman3878
@timwortman3878 6 лет назад
linker94 This movie scared me so much as a kid I cried. I still think the plane crash is intense. And the Spinosaurus ringtone.
@LilTurtleBug
@LilTurtleBug 6 лет назад
i like this one better than the second!
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 6 лет назад
I'm 63 and I still liked this one better than the first two. It had more action, more dinosaurs, and was 100% less preachy.
@MrHEC381991
@MrHEC381991 6 лет назад
Just because the internet criticises one dream scene shouldn't change your opinion on it. The idea of the raptors evolving communication with each other and hunting in pairs is pretty scary. Other than Jurassic World that just has humans domesticating them for a Disneyland/SeaWorld park.
@kiarai8622
@kiarai8622 6 лет назад
I loved it too. But you know, they realized that people got mad because the T-Rex wasn't the ultimate dinosaur. That's my theory on why the T-Rex was the hero in Jurassic World and this next one probably. Just saying.
@Lolmeep
@Lolmeep 6 лет назад
The "Alan!" kept getting more funnier instead of less funny. What is this sorcery?
@mcdonalds5972
@mcdonalds5972 5 лет назад
"alan/10 needs more alan" -IGalaN
@aland7236
@aland7236 3 года назад
I'm here now.
@sidhantawasthi1259
@sidhantawasthi1259 6 лет назад
SERIOUSLY THE US ARMY SPONSERED IT
@teardropp7471
@teardropp7471 6 лет назад
The Army sponsoring sarcasm about people being tricked into risking their lives. Meta.
@rafaelalodio5116
@rafaelalodio5116 6 лет назад
Go figure.
@gargamellenoir8460
@gargamellenoir8460 6 лет назад
ALAN!
@E3ECO
@E3ECO 6 лет назад
Weren't they the ones trying to make dinosaurs into weapons or something in the fourth movie? Makes sense then.
@sidhantawasthi1259
@sidhantawasthi1259 6 лет назад
Mitchell Conner this one was a bouncer to me
@sadmanh0
@sadmanh0 6 лет назад
i thought the whole us army sponsoring was a joke
@LegendLeaguer
@LegendLeaguer 6 лет назад
sadman hoque I don't even see a reason for it. "She sent the navy AND the marines" was that the closest connection?
@sadmanh0
@sadmanh0 6 лет назад
LegendLeaguer I'm more disturbed by the fact that a supposed national defense force would have the need or funding to advertise for new recruits like this.
@thema1998
@thema1998 6 лет назад
sadman hoque Out of all things the Army could have chosen to sponsor, why did they choose an *Honest Trailer* episode? 😂
@Personal_Chizo
@Personal_Chizo 6 лет назад
sadman hoque The fuckers already do it on every major American sports league, why wouldn't they try to do the same on RU-vid?
@thedarkderp2520
@thedarkderp2520 6 лет назад
i love how much you guys are hung up about it maybe they just enjoy their content hell maybe bill gates will sponsor the next one ALAN
@WaitWhatWho
@WaitWhatWho 6 лет назад
Say: the devil took my soul in exchange for an epic voice. Now I have to read out people's comments for all eternity.
@zameguyi4931
@zameguyi4931 5 лет назад
No, say : Alan For The Win
@jessemast5319
@jessemast5319 6 лет назад
Love it! You can never have too much..."Alan!"
@ssrivastava1190
@ssrivastava1190 4 года назад
"Honestly, I can have a gallon of Alan'"
@BBRRTT98
@BBRRTT98 6 лет назад
Shouldn’t it be sponsored by the Navy and the Marines?
@bluemountain4181
@bluemountain4181 6 лет назад
Maybe the Army are hoping to star in the next film so they're building up their fanbase
@asaflivni
@asaflivni 6 лет назад
Starship Troopers Honest Trailer!!!
@stanleyposey2989
@stanleyposey2989 6 лет назад
asaflivni I love you
@Stuck313
@Stuck313 6 лет назад
I second that
@ludwigs34270
@ludwigs34270 6 лет назад
I want to know more !!
@texgransh
@texgransh 6 лет назад
sir! yes sir!
@Schwedeballz
@Schwedeballz 6 лет назад
Would you like to know more?
@ASSADZMANFILMS
@ASSADZMANFILMS 6 лет назад
Haha haha Alan!!!!
@theguytoyourleftspacebar528
@theguytoyourleftspacebar528 5 лет назад
Alan
@alexisyanez8666
@alexisyanez8666 6 лет назад
Alan Alan Alan Alan
@pieterboelen2862
@pieterboelen2862 6 лет назад
It doesn't matter that it was a dream/hallucination in-film, does it? Ridiculous is as ridiculous does!
@Orosian5
@Orosian5 6 лет назад
Deja vu.
@SaiyanHeretic
@SaiyanHeretic 6 лет назад
...oh that's not Alan, it's Steve.
@SonicXD001
@SonicXD001 6 лет назад
Dr. Grant
@chiffmonkey
@chiffmonkey 6 лет назад
Steve Steve Steve Steve
@tonythetacoguy316
@tonythetacoguy316 6 лет назад
Say "Bumblebee stop lubricating the man"
@dreww304
@dreww304 6 лет назад
Alan
@janjavukovic6597
@janjavukovic6597 6 лет назад
alan
@Goro_Maj1ma
@Goro_Maj1ma 6 лет назад
Alan..
@TheMjr2534
@TheMjr2534 6 лет назад
Alan...
@jackdark123
@jackdark123 6 лет назад
ALAN
@TheElnots
@TheElnots 6 лет назад
Alan!
@TsubakiK520
@TsubakiK520 6 лет назад
ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ... Oh wait, that's not Alan, that's Steve... STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
@disasterdinosaur2925
@disasterdinosaur2925 6 лет назад
Bring on the hate, I actually liked the movie! ALAN!
@yuta_yugami
@yuta_yugami 6 лет назад
CausticBURN Me too!! Especially back in the day when I was a kid obsessing over dinos 😂
@giovannigiovanni.7220
@giovannigiovanni.7220 6 лет назад
I liked the movie too very underrated just like the 2nd one.
@philipptapsell3112
@philipptapsell3112 6 лет назад
I liked it but hated the parents of that kid.
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 6 лет назад
Well, at least we didn't have 200 characters running around, BS environmentalist preaching or the worst ending this series has ever seen. I don't know if it's actually superior to The Lost World overall but certainly does several things better.
@schokitotoro
@schokitotoro 6 лет назад
Me too, even more than the second one🤷‍♀️
@shironasama0445
@shironasama0445 6 лет назад
“WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE ALAN! ALAN!”
@JTISREBORN
@JTISREBORN 6 лет назад
“Alan” in all honesty I prefer this movie to the Lost World. It’s shorter, it knows what it is. The characters aren’t as awful, it’s faster paced, plus you get to see more dinosaur action throughout
@auqustfire
@auqustfire 6 лет назад
JTISREBORN Ikr, Lost World was terrible in comparison. Ian Malcolm was a good side character, but not good enough to hold a movie all on his own.
@JTISREBORN
@JTISREBORN 6 лет назад
auqustfire agreed. As much as I love Goldblum. He’s not the same enjoyable character we saw in the first movie. He’s a lot more depressed and gloomier. (Granted a lot of it has to do with his experience at the park. But, with that said he still kept his sense of humor even after being chased by the T-Rex). Still, Alan Grant does carry the movie better.
@RedMal7
@RedMal7 6 лет назад
Definitely. I mean, it’s not good film by any means, but it was my favorite JP sequel until Fallen Kingdom.
@JTISREBORN
@JTISREBORN 6 лет назад
The Rarispy hey at least they aren’t like Vince Vaughn in the lost word where he sabotages the other operation on the island rounding up the dinosaurs getting all those people killed, and even after the other crew saves Vince Vaughn’s crew he steals their bullets preventing them from defending themselves from the T-Rex.
@JTISREBORN
@JTISREBORN 6 лет назад
RedMal7 I look forward to Fallen kingdom.
@bookadmirer.3699
@bookadmirer.3699 3 года назад
"Do you remember the sounds they make?" "ALAN" 🦖
@liamp1217
@liamp1217 6 лет назад
ALANNNN
@alan62036
@alan62036 6 лет назад
WHAT!?
@Rbnalv
@Rbnalv 6 лет назад
U.S. Army? Really? This is how they recruit now? Lol
@LaniakeaDenizen
@LaniakeaDenizen 6 лет назад
Yep. It's not the worst I've seen.
@jmdnelson4891
@jmdnelson4891 4 года назад
Love the Lego dream sequence, LOLZ!! Raptor: (in Ian's Voice, wearing his shades) "Dr. Grant?"
@captainjacksparrow1518
@captainjacksparrow1518 6 лет назад
I died at.. "This Prat"
@THEremiXFACTOR
@THEremiXFACTOR 6 лет назад
Brilliant
@joshuatharakan3687
@joshuatharakan3687 6 лет назад
I didn't get it🤔
@THEremiXFACTOR
@THEremiXFACTOR 6 лет назад
Joshua Tharakan It sounds like Chris Pratt. Prat means idiot.
@mrsinister8978
@mrsinister8978 6 лет назад
Billy was an idiot. Taking things that aren't yours, just so everyone can get eaten!
@1vaultdweller
@1vaultdweller 6 лет назад
*A* *L* *A* *N*
@joeslickback
@joeslickback 6 лет назад
"Alan" "I HATE THIS SCARE" - Nostalgia Critic
@thecannibalmain
@thecannibalmain 4 года назад
No one: The dinosaur: A l a n.
@cthulhutheendless1587
@cthulhutheendless1587 6 лет назад
Ah, the film that made the franchise extinct for two decades. But nature always finds a way back, doesn't it?
@darkhorse811
@darkhorse811 6 лет назад
Jack Timothy Life, uh, finds a way.
@Sad-iced-coffee
@Sad-iced-coffee 6 лет назад
Barry ALAN!
@ninjahombrepalito1721
@ninjahombrepalito1721 6 лет назад
Honestly, it wasn't too bad. I think it was better than Jurassic World.
@unversedhero6028
@unversedhero6028 6 лет назад
Ninja Hombrepalito No.
@KhanMann66
@KhanMann66 6 лет назад
Loads better. JW just rehashes the old movies.
@hemmingwayfan
@hemmingwayfan 6 лет назад
Say what you will, at least they used animatronic dinosaurs instead of 100% CGI
@sharilshahed6106
@sharilshahed6106 6 лет назад
hemmingwayfan and it looked crap either way. Quit picking at the CGI, the hate is overrated.
@Subparanon
@Subparanon 6 лет назад
Jurassic Park used practical effects many times including a full size T-Rex.
@darrylaz3570
@darrylaz3570 6 лет назад
Heh, wait till you see Fallen Kingdom, cuz animatronics' back baby!
@jonathantefft2902
@jonathantefft2902 6 лет назад
Jurassic Park 3 is one of my biggest guilty pleasure movies. I enjoyed it a lot as a kid and as an adult, I laugh at just how hilariously bad every aspect of it is. It's actually my 2nd favorite in the series. My ranking of the movies: -Jurassic Park 1 -Jurassic Park 3 -Jurassic World -The Lost World
@daveyrobinson3779
@daveyrobinson3779 6 лет назад
I loved this movie. Don't care who knows it!
@destinyborne561
@destinyborne561 6 лет назад
We ought to start some kind of Film Pride Parade, you and I. You know what? I also like this film. I liked this film, and I also enjoyed Doom, Silent Hill, all of the X-Man films and I even loved Suicide Squad! I didn't like Batman Vs. Superman, though. That one kind of sucked...
@lars9925
@lars9925 5 лет назад
​@@destinyborne561 Much or at least some people tend to hate on movies they only don't like ... and thus they make it uncomfortable for some other people to like these movies openly. I don't care about these people and I love Star Wars Episode I. However, Jurassic Park 3 is also in my opinion the weakest part of the franchise; but still a good movie.
@Eternaldarkness3166
@Eternaldarkness3166 5 лет назад
I'm with the minority, I love it too.
@animewizard2029
@animewizard2029 4 года назад
I really liked this movie too, there's nothing wrong with it in my opinion.
@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs
@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs 4 года назад
I think its garbage
@eduardoflores1503
@eduardoflores1503 6 лет назад
In Jurassic Park 3's defence the reason Billy carried the parachute was because grant told him to bring it so when they made it to the mainland of the island they could use it to signal for help. The parts with the raptor calls was because grant had been studying raptors and was amazed by they're calls when they were on the island. Finally as for the talking raptor scene to quote good bad flicks the scene was added to add a little bit of humor and to show us that grant had PTSD from his experience on the first island, and if you think it ridiculous remember it was just a dream meaning that it never happened, while in the lost world Jurassic Park Ian Malcolm's daughter really did use gymnastics to kill a raptor. But glad to see you guys finally made an honest trailer for Jurassic Park 3, the Jurassic Park honest trailer trilogy has come to an end until fallen kingdom comes out on bluray.
@kamil2358
@kamil2358 6 лет назад
Eduardo Flores I totally agree with you. Except I'm not sure daughter killed raptor. I thought she just pushed it out of window. But I may be wrong.
@BulletproofVendetta
@BulletproofVendetta 6 лет назад
If I'm remembering correctly, she pushed it out the window and it got impaled on a piece of wood when it fell
@stevydav1559
@stevydav1559 6 лет назад
The best part of all of this is just the random pauses for “ALAN”
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 6 лет назад
That thumbnail is PERFECT!
@tanadarko6991
@tanadarko6991 3 года назад
I laughed so hard through this whole thing - may be one of the best honest trailers ever *ALAN*
@GrantGarcia1996
@GrantGarcia1996 6 лет назад
Please use the Alan transition in every honest trailer now plz
@hester234
@hester234 6 лет назад
haha yeah or at least in the next April's Fools video
@rbdriftin
@rbdriftin 6 лет назад
Where is the Blade Runner 2049 honest trailer?
@michaeljohn1462
@michaeljohn1462 6 лет назад
Rob B Yes! My favourite film of this decade.
@mr.handsomecoffeecup2406
@mr.handsomecoffeecup2406 6 лет назад
Rob B it's too perfect of a movie
@geoanton531
@geoanton531 6 лет назад
I don't know what the US army has to do with sponsoring this Jurassic Park 3 but i'll take what I can get
@herp_derpingson
@herp_derpingson 6 лет назад
!sruasonid fo...
@LaniakeaDenizen
@LaniakeaDenizen 6 лет назад
It's recruiting season bro. Try not to get ambushed by recruiters hiding in bushes.
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 4 года назад
Starring: ALAN! 😂😂😂
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 лет назад
While I dislike this movie, I loved some parts. I do have that ringtone for my phone, because it's so Damned catchy.
@skylarstacey4448
@skylarstacey4448 6 лет назад
Bryce Mckenzie now I'm gonna get it. Good idea
@etrip9134
@etrip9134 6 лет назад
Which ringtone?
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 лет назад
Eeshan Tripathi Kirby Paint and Tile Plus jingle
@LongLiveG
@LongLiveG 6 лет назад
Dun dun dunna nunna nun nun
@MeepMayCry
@MeepMayCry 6 лет назад
Bryce Mckenzie ohhh I thought you had the raptor saying "Alan" as your ringtone.
@UserRedZero
@UserRedZero 6 лет назад
How have I never noticed that? And *why*- why is every child character starring in the series either going through divorce/struggle or has already divorced parents? What’s up with that?
@Liberatorx13
@Liberatorx13 6 лет назад
Cliched movie trope
@kingezikiel5302
@kingezikiel5302 6 лет назад
Let's be honest. If you were on an island of dinosaurs, 6 people saying 'oh my god' nine times in combined isn't what you'd call overkill on the phrase.
@drumsandroses22
@drumsandroses22 6 лет назад
It's satire it's not to be taken seriously really
@TYCOM125
@TYCOM125 6 лет назад
Should have casted Owen Wilson to create some "Wow"s as a balance.
@ironstorm1690
@ironstorm1690 6 лет назад
ALAN!!!!!!!!!!
@thegamingking7504
@thegamingking7504 6 лет назад
A L A N
@carlplayman2962
@carlplayman2962 6 лет назад
King Ezikiel yeahh it isss
@pharmboy730
@pharmboy730 4 года назад
Beetlejuice: "the dinosaur says 'Alan' 147 times and it keeps getting funnier... Every... Time...I... See... It !!"
@EthanButler
@EthanButler 6 лет назад
Please say, "The epic voice guy will never be replaced."
@joribremer5260
@joribremer5260 6 лет назад
Ethan Butler except by Alan!
@damnrapunzel8130
@damnrapunzel8130 6 лет назад
Alan.
@ParZ.2902
@ParZ.2902 6 лет назад
Say "UNITED STATE OF SMAAAAAAAAASSHHHH!!"
@brucekent7438
@brucekent7438 6 лет назад
Goodbye One for all
@faithcastillo9597
@faithcastillo9597 5 лет назад
I'm here for the dinosaur that says "Alan". Best line in the movie.
@sppsports2449
@sppsports2449 6 лет назад
My comment was going to be *ALAN* but since everyone else is doing it, it's no fun...
@declanclayton8914
@declanclayton8914 6 лет назад
Do Dunkirk please
@Rayquaza911
@Rayquaza911 6 лет назад
Do Eight Legged Freaks
@Klm49
@Klm49 6 лет назад
Mega Rayquaza911 Yaaaaasssssss!! I freakin love that movie and it does not get the perfect B movie recognition it deserves!
@donvanjohnson8920
@donvanjohnson8920 6 лет назад
My all time favorite mutant spider movie.
@feynstein1004
@feynstein1004 6 лет назад
I thought I was the only one who watched that movie.
@fujoshiyesiam2846
@fujoshiyesiam2846 6 лет назад
Yesssssss great mentioned
@jamwilson98
@jamwilson98 6 лет назад
Woah I haven’t heard that name in years
@sylendraws1249
@sylendraws1249 6 лет назад
Is it sad the Jurassic Park 3 is the first Jurrasic Park movie I watched?
@Showmemercy123
@Showmemercy123 6 лет назад
Imma say ALAN !
@giovannigiovanni.7220
@giovannigiovanni.7220 6 лет назад
No
@mrsinister8978
@mrsinister8978 6 лет назад
Very sad indeed
@megamoviez
@megamoviez 6 лет назад
SylenDraws I watched it more as a kid because it was on TV more than the first but my parents loved me enough to introduce me to the first one before any of the others lol
@adrenalinex4
@adrenalinex4 6 лет назад
yes Alan it is sad. very sad.
@jimb.7523
@jimb.7523 6 лет назад
*Okay, people. Before you start this video, grab a bottle of vodka. Now, whenever a raptor says "Alan!" in the video, you take a shot. Last person sober wins!*
@screenjunkies
@screenjunkies 6 лет назад
Oh no...no no no.
@lakshaykochhor569
@lakshaykochhor569 6 лет назад
Screen Junkies yes yes yes
@unicorndragon9680
@unicorndragon9680 6 лет назад
i love how he's saying that putting "my god" in 9 times is lazy, when he has the dinosaur saying "Alan" like a million times but don't get me wrong, i love the videos
@elyssahawkins1937
@elyssahawkins1937 6 лет назад
Please say "Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance? Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink? THESE are the important questions"
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