Honest Trailers - Jurassic World

Подписаться 7 млн

Просмотров 10 млн

50% 1

Become a Screen Junkie! ►► bit.ly/sjsubscr
All ScreenJunkies tees on sale for $12 for the rest of October!►► bit.ly/SJMerch
Relive the dino-sized summer blockbuster that left audiences cheering at the awesome dinosaur action - and groaning at pretty much everything else.
Got a tip? Email us ► tips@screenjunkies.com
Follow us on Twitter ► / screenjunkies
Like us on Facebook ► www. screenjunkies
Get Screen Junkies Gear! ►► bit.ly/SJMerch
ScreenJunkies approved! Watch feature-length movies for free on Break ►► brk.cm/MoviesonBreak
Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, and Andy Signore
Edited by Anthony Falleroni and Dan Murrell
Also while we have you, why not check out more HONEST TRAILERS!
Honest Trailers - ALADDIN
brk.cm/1LJ6rfb
Honest Trailers - AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
brk.cm/1McSkPK
Honest Trailers- PETER PAN (1953)
brk.cm/1KIIhUV
Honest Trailers - FURIOUS 7
brk.cm/1KxTJPX
Honest Trailers - THE HAPPENING
brk.cm/1VYY1rO
Honest Trailers - FROZEN FEVER
brk.cm/1OvnrsM
Honest Trailers - MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
brk.cm/1UktfMB
Honest Trailers - KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
brk.cm/1NGWlRd
Honest Trailers - 8 MILE
brk.cm/1NhvprS
Honest Trailers - FANTASTIC FOUR (2005)
brk.cm/1L36Vzq
Honest Trailers - MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE
brk.cm/1SO1Exl
Honest Trailers - SUPER MARIO BROS
brk.cm/1DyyAD2
Honest Trailers - IRON MAN
brk.cm/1gModqj
Honest Trailers - MAGIC MIKE
brk.cm/1IbYWM0
Honest Trailers - TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
brk.cm/1Hfh5yg
Honest Trailers - TOY STORY
bit.ly/1GDNGdF
Honest Trailers - THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK
bit.ly/1edUZ2x
Honest Trailers - ENTOURAGE (TV)
bit.ly/1IAo6K3
Honest Trailers - ARMAGEDDON
brk.cm/1cvIBJr
Honest Trailers - JUPITER ASCENDING
brk.cm/1HwhL1J
Honest Trailers - PITCH PERFECT
brk.cm/1e3wk0f
Honest Trailers - FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (100th Episode)
brk.cm/1H47dH1
Honest Trailers - HULK (2003)
bit.ly/1Kb4qJI
Honest Teaser - BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
bit.ly/1DvwS3A
Honest Trailers - DAREDEVIL (2003)
brk.cm/1NftULG
Honest Trailers - INTERSTELLAR
bit.ly/1CeZnC7
Honest Trailers - THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (feat. HISHE)
bit.ly/1IzpGIN
Honest Trailers - LEPRECHAUN
bit.ly/1NdvsCE
Honest Trailers - CINDERELLA (1950)
bit.ly/1CakOdV
Honest Trailers - THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY, PART 1
brk.cm/HT-MJay1
Honest Trailers - DUMB AND DUMBER TO
brk.cm/HT-Dumb2
Honest Trailers - BOYHOOD
bit.ly/HonestBoyhood
Honest Trailers - The LEGO Movie
brk.cm/HonestLego
Honest Trailers - THE MAZE RUNNER
bit.ly/HTMazeRunner
Honest Trailers - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
bit.ly/HTPirates
Honest Trailers - GONE GIRL
brk.cm/HTGoneGirl
Honest Trailers - TAKEN
bit.ly/HTTaken
Honest Trailers - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (2014):
brk.cm/TMNT14
Honest Trailers - THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG
bit.ly/HTDesolation
Honest Trailers - GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
bit.ly/HTGuardians
Honest Trailers - DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
bit.ly/HTDawnPlanet
Honest Trailers - LOVE ACTUALLY
bit.ly/HTLoveActually
Honest Trailers - THE LITTLE MERMAID
bit.ly/HTMermaid
Honest Trailers - MALEFICENT
bit.ly/HTMaleficent
Honest Trailers - SAW
bit.ly/HT_Saw
Honest Trailers - X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
bit.ly/HTXmenDOFP
Honest Trailers - TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
bit.ly/HTAgeExtinction
Honest Trailers - THE FAULT IN OUR STARS:
bit.ly/HTFaultStars
Honest Trailers - GODZILLA (2014):
bit.ly/HTGodzilla2014
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (CinemaSins crossover):
bit.ly/EWWSpiderMan2
Honest Trailers: GHOSTBUSTERS:
bit.ly/HTGhostbusters
Honest Trailers: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
bit.ly/HTWinterSol
Honest Trailers: THE EXPENDABLES
bit.ly/HTExpend
Honest Trailers: TMNT 2: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE
bit.ly/HTOoze
Honest Trailers: DIVERGENT
bit.ly/HTDivergent
Honest Trailers: GREEN LANTERN
bit.ly/HTGreenLantern
Honest Trailers: PLANET OF THE APES (2001)
bit.ly/HTPlanetApes
Honest Trailers: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
bit.ly/HTTransformersROTF
Are you still reading this?? Type "It's about mutual respect" in the comments!

Кино

Опубликовано:

12 окт 2015

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 12 тыс.

@JPOG7TV 8 лет назад

every jurassic Park film has a divorced couple

@JPOG7TV 8 лет назад

+jorgedontola092 the two kids in the first film: divorced parents malcoms daughter: divorced parents Eric's parents: divorced jurassic world kids: parents getting divorced it's mentioned briefly in each films dialogue

@limon16025 8 лет назад

I didn't notice about the first one But nobody cares about Eric's parents, that movie was the worst Jurassic Parc by far

@i3xxxhot 8 лет назад

Holy shit...you're right

@NarutoUzumaki-sj5rq 8 лет назад

Who was divorced on the first one?

@NarutoUzumaki-sj5rq 8 лет назад

+jorgedontola092 how do we know they're divorced?

@MaCabaret 7 лет назад

You missed an excellent opportunity to say "Jurassic parks and recreation"

@saetainlatin 7 лет назад

Andy Dwyer is my animal spirit

@UnderTheTableGremlin 7 лет назад

I'm so proud of you

@mattschumacher4581 7 лет назад

Wow this is the first joke from the comment section I've read that is actually clever and funny

@infamousspade3845 7 лет назад

totally did lmfao!

@karinacole218 7 лет назад

You are amazing

@ARCtrooperblueleader 5 лет назад

"She doesn't even know what SHE is." - Dead. xD

@eddmund3973 4 года назад

Lol😂😂

@iforgot87872 3 года назад

... It's a funny edit... but she's clearly the park manager while Masrani is the owner.

@naaviii7034 3 года назад

Same HAHAHAHAHA

@daverobson3084 5 лет назад

" Is the assistants death scene cool, or completely excessive and unjustified?" YES.

@PViolety 3 года назад

Unjustified

@aaddiis45021 3 года назад

Cooool

@jenniferscott4900 3 года назад

Over kill and cool all at the same time 😂

@e.j5813 Год назад

I’m guessing he never red Lost World book. I’d say is a lil more disturbing than The Jurassic World movie

@Dynaman21 9 месяцев назад

Knowing she asked for it to be over the top and then delivering has me leaning towards the former.

@MusiColeMF 8 лет назад

Say "I'm gonna have to science the SHIT out of this"

@mediawatcher9225 8 лет назад

Did they just reference Steven universe?

@mmicb0b 8 лет назад

+Mediawatcher yes

@mediawatcher9225 8 лет назад

+mmicb0b I want to see an honest trailer for that show, see what kind of joke they can make, like how the fanbase loves lapis and peridot even though they tried to kill Steven.

@mmicb0b 8 лет назад

Mediawatcher yep same only they make fun of the gayness (Amethyst and Steven are pretty much the only two main characters that aren't gay)(we don't even know if that applies to Amethyst too)

@PanfuSerenity 8 лет назад

+mmicb0b And now I just need to make a "Draw me like one of your French girls" meme with that one large painting of Amethyst in Vidalia's garage, thanks for the idea.

@KittenoftheBroccoli 8 лет назад

My aunt and I watched this, and we eventually just started creating our own narrative. Our version of the movie ended with Blue calling on his Pterodactyl sidekick to come pick him up so they could fly away to fight crime together, while the T-Rex left the island to become an accountant at a law firm.

@joakimmyanna6853 8 лет назад

+fireclaw316 CWUUL.

@pathora44 8 лет назад

+fireclaw316 No no no we all know the raptors escaped the island by building a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. There Blue would lie low and take odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. Points if you get the reference.

@Johnny0lovely69 8 лет назад

+pathora44 Everyone's a Critic.

@pathora44 8 лет назад

John Goodrich AHHH you get it.

@KittenoftheBroccoli 8 лет назад

pathora44 I don't, but it was funny, anyway.

@avalynamara 5 лет назад

“When shopping carts can’t even leave 20 feet away from the store” I’m dieing

@mitchellhughes5180 4 года назад

Dying

@DeepikaGinger 3 года назад

That ride was a seriously bad idea

@MelkofficialYT 2 года назад

dying

@lalehiandeity1649 2 года назад

I don’t know what stores are using that technology, but it ain’t the one I work at.

@HerooftheWild 2 года назад

Dying

@jdnm797 4 года назад

“That first park was legit” Really? How would he know? It never opened, it was abandoned after people got eaten by dinosaurs.

@christopherhamilton5557 4 года назад

Hey good point! You are so right. I loved the statement so much I never really thought about the fact that the park NEVER OPENED!

@ashworld1016 4 года назад

The idea of making actual dinosaurs instead of hybrid I think.

@Ghostiification 4 года назад

Well, on the same scene the lady boss says something like "people died there, show some respect" so I think it's safe to assume what happened there isn't such a big secret. Also it's still the same company that owns this park too.

@soccerguy2433 3 года назад

Lol... You think news of that disaster, death, corporate espionage, and that there are STILL REAL DINOS there (don't forget the JP2 and JP3) wouldn't get out? His statement makes sense.

@NorrYtt 3 года назад

I think that line is more about the writers of this movie giving props to the creators of the first movie.

@dynamitejimi 8 лет назад

Love how Chris Pratt says the I-Rex was raised by itself so it was antisocial, then it immediately talks to the raptors for the first time and becomes their alpha lol.

@mathew6596 8 лет назад

Extremely true

@blazejefferson 8 лет назад

He may have been referring to the psychological definition for antisocial as in antisocial personality disorder and not antisocial as in not social. There are psychological studies of animals raised alone in cages with no nurturing figure. They have behavioural problems.

@blazejefferson 8 лет назад

hockeyking30 I'm referring to the big rampaging dinosaur not the raptors as the OP was talking about.

@dynamitejimi 8 лет назад

+PRASHANT SHAAN what are you talking about? The I-Rex wasn't violent with the raptors. It literally met the raptors for the first time, started communicating with them and then they turned on the humans...

@dynamitejimi 8 лет назад

+PRASHANT SHAAN gotcha. That part makes sense to me. It's their first meeting that was so funny to me.

@TimedropStudios 8 лет назад

No Vincent D'Onofrio Daredevil reference?! "Watch as Vincent D'Onofrio plays a comic book villain more cartoonish than when he actually played a comic book villain"

@FractalPrism. 8 лет назад

+TimedropStudios haha, well said! i can hear it in epic movie guy's voice.

@MrBrotherKnowledge 8 лет назад

Ha! Nailed it!!

@HOLLOHAN 8 лет назад

*immediately starts plan of taking over screen junkies*

@trevorbatesanimation1883 8 лет назад

perfect.

@balibee91 8 лет назад

+TimedropStudios Wait what. I just googled it. What. That was Kingpin? With Starlord? Was this a Disney movie?

@richardpaxford5792 4 года назад

"Velociraptors with fricken lazerbeams attached to their heads!"

@Macrochenia 3 года назад

That was actually a cartoon in the 80s- Dino Riders. Good times.

@Hessed3712 6 лет назад

“Dr. Evil levels of stupid.” 😂😂😂

@jeuryrabassa4724 Год назад

And he's not even wrong. That does sound stupid.

@isabellablu1240 8 лет назад

Say "Soooft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fuuur!"

@TayMcKenzieNZ 8 лет назад

+Isabella Blu YES!! xD

@ZigealFaust 8 лет назад

+Isabella Blu Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!

@smashedomelette 8 лет назад

+Isabella Blu Rise to the top, my friend.

@netligence 8 лет назад

haha. pls say that :)

@Feynstein100 8 лет назад

+Isabella Blu Happy kitty sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

@k.c.slawncare6046 8 лет назад

That tone change at You're my boy Blue!" XD

@JessiV2 8 лет назад

+Kyle Clement Blue was a female...

@blackrose86lh 8 лет назад

+Jessi V Think it's a clip from Old School

@JessiV2 8 лет назад

blackrose86lh Ah Never saw that. Reference was lost on me :(

@BrynjarReynisson 8 лет назад

+Jessi V you should watch it. So funny

@BrynjarReynisson 8 лет назад

It was will ferrell

@blackdarkdarkerbleach7100 6 лет назад

You misssed the opportunity to say "Crisp Rat"

@feynstein1004 4 года назад

Lmao mate

@ameliasv222 4 года назад

Ryan George?

@sparker2857 5 лет назад

Dr Evil : I want sharks with freaking lasers on their head. James Wan - that's it? (shows him aquaman end battle scene)

@elliotgale470 7 лет назад

HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO OPEN UP THIS MURDER THEME PARK????

@aileenarip 7 лет назад

Elliot Gale the real question is how many times would the Costa Rican Goverment let the USA destroy one of their Natural Wonders like really wtf

@elliotgale470 7 лет назад

what national wonder?

@aileenarip 7 лет назад

***** The Island where Jurassic Park it's supposed to be it's the Cocos Island, one of the Country's Natural Wonders If I'm not wrong I think it also used to be one of the 7 Natural Wonders of the World but I might be wrong

@elliotgale470 7 лет назад

cool

@nataliasolis1616 7 лет назад

No, the islands featured in the movies are Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna which are both fictional islands BASED on Isla del Coco, (Coco's Island).

@trevorbatesanimation1883 8 лет назад

Tyrannosaurus Ex Machina? More like Deus Rex Machina.

@e2daron 8 лет назад

+TrevorSpace Animation or the Motherfucking T-Rex

@Jpicc89 8 лет назад

+Ronald7984 ...I think you missed the joke there...

@Zoxide_ 8 лет назад

+TrevorSpace Animation More like Dues Ex Reptilian

@ChrisTopher_Urbanism 8 лет назад

+TrevorSpace Animation Haha niice

@Dethclaus 8 лет назад

+TrevorSpace Animation Nailed it !

@Busher50 4 года назад

Was wondering how long it would take before "Alan" was brought up hahaha

@Jarville 5 лет назад

So many questions but who cares? Because the raptor tag-team fight was AWESOOOOMEEE!!! HA! I'm dead

@salemmostafa3661 4 года назад

He is right though

@jaegerbawmb687 4 года назад

I see Levi, I like the comment

@user-fi1ze8nn1c 4 года назад

It's was true, though. I watched the movie mostly for Blue and the iconic T Rex, didn't really care about the human characters, sorry.

@shivanilathiya3727 4 года назад

We all are.

@applicationpostgraduate7507 4 года назад

It was awesome !!!!

@TheCircle465 8 лет назад

Look at the bright side: At at least they didn't kill off the only black dude with a name.

@FutariHitoriDAi 8 лет назад

Trueee lol

@TheCircle465 8 лет назад

Viceful Valentino that would've sucked

@FutariHitoriDAi 8 лет назад

+TheCircle465 I would have done the "I am disappoint" face

@Blaziken36 8 лет назад

The movie didn't even give him a name. It wasn't until LEGO Jurassic World video game where he was given the name Barry.

@TheCircle465 8 лет назад

Anil Kurumlu Barry? Really?

@baller9real 8 лет назад

I saw the Deadpool honest trailer on Facebook, so I hopped on RU-vid, and found this channel. Now, I can't stop watching honest trailers.

@hakamadam8258 8 лет назад

same. It's a problem.

@SherwinSeby 8 лет назад

Welcome to the cult.

@billwest9090 7 лет назад

Same but I started with Breaking Bad

@wasimaktar5558 7 лет назад

+Billy Westley I started with pokemon go

@sanderflop 7 лет назад

Glad to have you with us friend

@southlondon86 6 лет назад

'Why don't any of these girls call the cops on this creep?' Lmfao!!!!!

@killjoyer 7 лет назад

"Zoo lord" "Star lord" "Talent lord" "gag lord" "so freaking chill lord"

@Nebuchadnezzar31 8 лет назад

I loved the movie, but I call bullshit on the idea that people have gotten tired of dinosaurs to the point where they need to create new hybrids. Pssh. I would never get tired of a DINOSAUR PARK. Seriously, I would work there.

@paulod27 7 лет назад

and get eaten

@Nebuchadnezzar31 7 лет назад

+hikelfin da fuk?

@AlbinoTuxedo 7 лет назад

+Edgar Allan Poe I thought Poe was into ravens??

@sanderflop 7 лет назад

We've gotten bored of seeing them on film therefore they try to do new things with them. It mirrors reality and if we did have real dinosaurs people would get tired of it

@luckydominguez2654 7 лет назад

what if they put ravens and black cats there?

@Megacooltommydee 8 лет назад

Um... why is everyone suddenly hating Jurassic World? When it first came out in June, everyone loved it like their old childhood friend finally came back after over 20 years. Now, four months later, the opinions are more polarizing. Was it because of how much money it made? Is it because of the Frozen effect, in which something is so popular, hipsters begin to hate in order to stand out? If that's the case, I'm going to be six months ahead of the curve and say that Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a really bad movie, and that J.J. Abrams deserves to die in hell. If this is what happens in six months, I'll just laugh, knowing I was right all along. P.S. If you're reading this, Screen Junkies, I want you to do Inside Out. It's my favorite movie of the year.

@ajga5435 8 лет назад

Oh and yes, the hipster thingy too.

@Megacooltommydee 8 лет назад

AJ GA Not really. The popular opinion on Jurassic World has been polarizing since August or so, way before this honest trailer.

@yetimaster17 8 лет назад

+Tommy Dee hipsters are so annoying

@thomaszelios9811 8 лет назад

+Tommy Dee I've hated this movie since the day it came out when I saw it.

@Xcross15 8 лет назад

+Tommy Dee This guy has cracked the code.

@crowcraven7837 5 лет назад

How that woman outrun a T-Rex with high heels. Lol

@ruturajshiralkar5566 3 года назад

Mystery of the Millenium

@samarthyarishabh5727 3 года назад

Well because just like the director the plot too was busy staring at sweaty bryce in a tank top

@Rei_IsJustHere 3 года назад

Actually it's possible

@samarthyarishabh5727 3 года назад

@@Rei_IsJustHere two words, its not

@thegreywanderer8427 Год назад

I just watched this movie for the first time, didn't seem to have the time until now. Amazing how after failing with the parks three times before, they double down on the idea and create even deadlier, smarter and tougher species and assume this time nothing will go wrong.

@123haninhk 7 лет назад

"you're my boy, Blue!"

@mikrofonija8885 6 лет назад

Glad to find someone who understand this reference

@melesmeles2095 6 лет назад

Yep :-)

@only1icon1801 6 лет назад

All we are is dust in the wind 😉😂

@MrElionor 6 лет назад

I thought Blue was a girl

@luka9911 6 лет назад

yes she is ;)

@victormatterstorm196 8 лет назад

Say " it's just a theory, A GAME THEORY. Thanks for watching."

@stephenrennie1739 8 лет назад

+Victor Matterstorm lol GAME THEORY good

@Hydrauliskk 8 лет назад

Ha! nice one!

@trainknut 8 лет назад

+Stephen Rennie Ooga Booga Game Theory good, me like!

@victormatterstorm196 8 лет назад

I definitely want to hear him say that

@kinotek8567 8 лет назад

+Victor Matterstorm Or a film theory... You know. whatever fits you.

@Fluffykeith 6 лет назад

It was never really intended for public display....Ingen’s real sneaky plan was to make smaller versions of it to train as weapons like they tried to use the raptors. It’s all in there, just not very well explained.

@dolly20ify 4 года назад

This isn’t pink berry you don’t have to use every topping Just cos it’s there 😂😂😭😭

@isaackopstein3367 8 лет назад

The raptor jokes actually killed me.

@osfilms1234 8 лет назад

he got me at Afghanistan

@shamazingcharlotte2453 8 лет назад

+the funny Lego kid same 😂😂

@TheMarkil2001 8 лет назад

I guess you're dead now

@tylerj16 8 лет назад

+Hayden Christensen don't get it

@oneshot2139 8 лет назад

+Isaac Kopstein RIP

@MrKillerswamp 8 лет назад

Screen junkies are NOT allowed to complain about product placement after that review crew video.

@ericparker9907 8 лет назад

For real the hypocrisy is real

@ohair87 8 лет назад

+Giruga x Hakusho You mean how they cashed in on someone else's idea and slapped a logo on it so they could make some money? Hmm, sounds an awful lot like the movie they just made fun of.

@pescigotpepsi129 8 лет назад

+Giruga x Hakusho True dat

@PinkB00mer 8 лет назад

+ohair87 Except that never happened and it was all resolved. Check their Facebook.

@Henbot 8 лет назад

+Giruga x Hakusho I am less against product placement when I learnt that the money from product placement a lot of the times goes towards extra payment for the crew.

@hrishir7339 4 года назад

Chris Pratt says "animals" more than Adam Levine in "Animals - The Song"

@sallyversace6784 6 лет назад

Calling her Jessica Chastain would have been funnier than Bryce Dallas Texas.

@lutascheier 5 лет назад

Yes, for people with humor disorder.

@taitjones6310 4 года назад

I don't get it. I know a guy, here in Texas, named Bryce Dallas. He actually lives in Dallas.

@zztopz7090 4 года назад

I thought it was clever.

@julian1127 4 года назад

@@lutascheier And not for pretentious dicks.

@pmw5422 4 года назад

Don’t know who that is 🤷🏾‍♀️

@sonnychavez6282 8 лет назад

That cute assistant girl really didn't deserve to die she didn't do anything wrong and was just trying to do her job

@alexman378 8 лет назад

+Sonny Chavez Well, pretty much no one deserved to die, but her death was rather nasty.

@ava4358 8 лет назад

i hated her so much oh my god. she wouldnt let chris pratt do his damn job and had to take the lead all the time, even though she was in high heels and a designer jacket.

@ava4358 8 лет назад

OH wait i thought you were talking about claire. yeah the babysitter girl was cool i was sad about her death

@davidtorres4999 8 лет назад

+ava maclean When does Claire die?

@wreckwrack3197 8 лет назад

david torres she doesn't

@DucDucGuz 8 лет назад

The new dinosaur had camo because it was secretly developed as a weapon. BD Wong had a side operation going outside of the theme park operation, which is why he was altering it behind their back.

@GrubbJunker 8 лет назад

+DucDucGuz That "behind their back" though is something alarming. How the hell can you hide something like that. Nobody sees what happens in there? =S

@ThunderOcelot 8 лет назад

It had cuttlefish DNA so it would grow faster.

@angelocruz3577 8 лет назад

+Thunder Ocelot Would it also die faster?

@ThunderOcelot 8 лет назад

+Angelo Cruz I would think so but they didn't want to wait 10-15 years for it to mature.

@xPUNISHER84x 6 лет назад

“You’re my boy blue!” 😂

@dustinng3045 5 лет назад

"Zoo Lord" it got me there😂😂😂😂😂

@bobsherlock 8 лет назад

Yeah,I thought the divorce part was highly unnecessary and irrelevant.

@big_tyler_m 8 лет назад

+Bob Sherlock hwy bob

@bobsherlock 8 лет назад

Tyler Mosier Hi.

@ThaMobstarr 8 лет назад

+Bob Sherlock The whole movie was irrelevant...there is simply no possibility to create a good Jurassic Park movie anymore. The only way I could see it working is to create a tense situation like in the "Walking Dead", but then again we have already seen it.

@bobsherlock 8 лет назад

ThaMobstarr I personally liked Jurassic World,but I agree. It's impossible to make a JP film better than the first JP.

@Aristocratic13 8 лет назад

Thought it was meant to bring the brothers together

@KM-pn1vk 8 лет назад

it's bittersweet when an honest trailer comes out for a movie you actually enjoyed.. this is going to hurt. and i cant wait

@rewardboy1 8 лет назад

+Myron Ketz it hurt me :(

@daviddrawsstudios6554 4 года назад

“From Colin treveroww.... uh,,, from Colin trerereverow, from Colin trevvvorrrowww, uhhh.... From Not Steven Spielberg.”

@PViolety 3 года назад

From guy who wrote the book of henry

@funnyhappystudios 3 года назад

1. 69 likes 2. Its pronounced Tr - eh - v - air - row

@spdutahraptor777 3 года назад

It's not even a hard word to pronounce

@Julia-lk8jn 3 года назад

That head-desk at 0:46: priceless depiction of half the audience.

@SuperSox97 8 лет назад

5:12 "But who cares, cause that T-Rex and raptor tag team fight was awesome!" Basically how I felt about the whole movie. There were countless faults in the movie, but I was satisfied just by watching that dinosaur fight at the end XD

@ielizabethm2 8 лет назад

"How can the tour balls lead the park when today's technology won't let you take a shopping cart 20 feet from the grocery store." HAHAHA good point!

@knightsoul2430 6 лет назад

pls make the new one "how to train your raptor"

@saharaflower9173 6 лет назад

0:21 I died 😂😂

@AmandaClarkHOOTIE 10 месяцев назад

I don't know why everyone hates that scene in JP3. 😂

@Aaliyahchannel2024 2 месяца назад

I wish.

@Arpin_Lusene 7 лет назад

"There's another name that you might know... Zoolord."

@harmansahani2384 6 лет назад

Who?

@thomaslepage5941 6 лет назад

It's Zoolord man! Infamous raptor trainer? Does anybody know me?

@jonwootton2181 6 лет назад

Most comments are posted by annoying nitpicky people This comment chain It's awesome

@jonwootton2181 6 лет назад

Nice Guardians of the Galaxy reference I loved those movies

@sanchitmathew380 6 лет назад

I understood that reference.

@air-headedaviator1805 7 лет назад

Hey at least the main black guy character didn't die

@49Jacksonlrd 6 лет назад

I wouldn't consider him a "main" character, but I think Air-headed Aviator was referring to Owen's partner/friend that helped him train the Raptors.

@greyscaleb1537 6 лет назад

Ok what's with that stereotype? name me a movie if any that the black guy dies first.

@BattlestarDamocles 6 лет назад

Say hi to Sean Bean, the white guy who always dies in movies.

@sweetjustice8141 6 лет назад

Like all the Jason movies hahah

@broccolinyu911 6 лет назад

mymy. obsessing over race now, are we?

@leedlbagginshield8492 4 года назад

2:38 this part cracked me up 😂😂😂

@griffinite101 5 лет назад

“Can we just focus on the Asset?” Me: Alright, Bucky? *silly codes* Bucky: Ready to comply.

@elizakohl8922 7 лет назад

I f*cking lost it at "Bill Nye the Evil Guy"

@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 7 лет назад

Laura Smiths 5:23.

@AmandaClarkHOOTIE 10 месяцев назад

Vincent dounut fritos was where I lost it

@JohnGalTHM 8 лет назад

I think Dan Murrell may have had at least some part in writing this Honest Trailers...

@nalbisgames 8 лет назад

+DNAlien I bet they locked him in a cage and made him suffer!

@FatumAlpha 8 лет назад

+DNAlien Well, it appears, that the "Plotosaurus Rex" came straight from his argument on Movie Fights

@ambidexterity1 8 лет назад

+DNAlien Dan was right!

@TheRMF1 8 лет назад

Dan is the best.

@TakeThisification 8 лет назад

+DNAlien Good, because Dan should have won that fight against Andy. #NeverForget

@ryanoben4634 4 года назад

2:40-2:57: Made the mistake of watching this at night and accidentally woke my wife up because I I couldn’t contain my laughter. Well done Screen Junkies!!!

@AmandaClarkHOOTIE 10 месяцев назад

Vincent dounut fritos woke my neighbors

@dinosaurgamer8791 4 года назад

This video is super funny I couldn't stop laughing at the names were given to the characters lol

@eluard9238 Год назад

I didn't understand any of these names.

@firereview3052 8 лет назад

I need a Star Wars Revenge of the Sith honest trailer.

@KARAPULKRA20 8 лет назад

+firereview before the force awakens is coming

@acrispywaffleiron4014 7 лет назад

I want sharks with frickin' laser beams!!

@meenmeen8696 6 лет назад

Max Kohn gsyhyfdu

@meenmeen8696 6 лет назад

Max Kohn hjfxhg

@meenmeen8696 6 лет назад

Max Kohn iiop

@meenmeen8696 6 лет назад

Max Kohn Guthrie

@jatin3135 6 лет назад

What movie is that ?

@kshitizisbest 3 года назад

If only I could have a nickel for everytime Honest Trailers used the Raptor speaking "Alan" scene

@simonnyman9031 6 лет назад

Raptor Rex vs. Dinoshark would actually be a cool name for a movie ;)

@NerdySalemSays 7 лет назад

Real talk: am I the only one who screamed "use your magic Morgana!" at the assistant? And if anyone gets the reference they deserve at least a high five.

@janetomotoso4917 6 лет назад

Sam Bryant Same!!! They treated her too much like an extra! I mean i guess shes probably not tht big to people thtz never seen Merlin but i thought she was gonna be a big part of the movie

@iforgot87872 8 лет назад

I think it's pretty obvious that Claire is the park manager. That's her job. The Indian guy is the owner.

@VMG3001 8 лет назад

Simon Masrani played by Irrfan Khan aka the Indian Guy

@iforgot87872 8 лет назад

VMG3001 Yes that's a better way of putting it lol.

@roasterultimate1529 7 лет назад

and he didn't mentioned Irfan Khan...but took the name of that computer nerd..

@Breyerlover4ever23 5 лет назад

I LOST IT WHEN THE ACTORS WERE INTRODUCED

@spideydew20 6 лет назад

I lost it at "Vincent Donut Fritos."

@buciallstar 8 лет назад

After watching the movie and having all the same questions, i was really wondering how this movie got so successful

@jbvader721 8 лет назад

+buciallstar One word: nostalgia.

@jonbaxter2254 8 лет назад

+jbvader721 And another three words: It was awesome.

@wildmutt1950 8 лет назад

T. rex fight scene

@TheDanbarian 8 лет назад

+jbvader721 I don't know about you but I think a dinosaur porno called JurassicPorn would do great numbers aswell.

@NecrophiliaPro 8 лет назад

+buciallstar Did you not stay until the end? The movie was an average dino movie with something that every single person on the planet needed to see.

@JaxBlade 8 лет назад

I was meh on the movie at first......AND THEN THAT FUCKIN ENDIN WIT THE OG MOTHAF**KIN T-REX and it was the same one from the first movie Teamin up with THE RAPTOR AND HAVING A KAIJU STYLE FIGHT WAS SO FUCKIN RAW and the Whole THeater was getting into it SCREAMING and I grabbed this random dude sitting next to me shaking him and he grabbed me back and we had this Bro MOMENT of yelling for the T-rex and the whole crowd was just CHEERING and THAT WAS THE DOPEST Theater experience of the year for me just cause everyone was Soooo into it hahaha it was like a goddamn 4D ride haha

@TiciTotyTony 8 лет назад

Yeah definitely that fight was worth the price of emission ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )

@ninjarai001 8 лет назад

+JaxBlade Ah... nothing like a good Bro-ment

@CerberusLives 8 лет назад

I thought that final scene was the worst part of the whole movie.

@gigglekisslemur 8 лет назад

+CerberusLives get out

@CerberusLives 8 лет назад

Traposaurus Flex That whole finale was nothing but a giant pull on our nostalgia, they were basically saying 'Look, we made a movie that is totally artless and completely bereft of any of the atmosphere, tension or sense of wonder that the first movie was full of, but LOOK IT'S THE ORIGINAL T-REX AND A RAPTOR IS RIDING IT ISN'T THAT COOL HUH KIDS?' No. It's not cool. It's tacky and cynical and boring.

@ForTheLoveOfNuggs 4 года назад

I laughed harder than I should have at "Bryce Dallas Texas" X'D

@AmandaClarkHOOTIE 10 месяцев назад

That and Vincent Dounut fritos

@colehalford1893 4 года назад

I loved the Dinoshark, & the Dr Evil references. 🤣 A honest trailer I really enjoyed. Thank You. Keep Up the good work.

@polterrrgeist 7 лет назад

Anyone else actually ask themselves the same question when watching the movie? For real, HOW DID SHE OUT RUN THAT T REX IN HIGH HEELS

@thecapedinventor6422 7 лет назад

Fun fact. That's the exact same T. rex as the first one. You can even see the scars from the raptors in the first movie where they attacked it. And if you remember, that T. rex nearly caught up with a car going 40 mph.

@TheGrayMysterious 7 лет назад

Probably cause it's old or something.

@theprancingpony6075 7 лет назад

Aleksandra Stasal Some people can sprint in high heals.

@MisterSpinalzo 7 лет назад

thats true but fucking usain bolt couldn't outrun a goddamn t rex, not in high heels, not in proper shoes

@theprancingpony6075 7 лет назад

The T-Rex isn't a fast creature.

@Damstraight68 8 лет назад

Literally Screamed "YOUR MY BOY BLUE!" in theaters during the ending fight.

@Qb3ify 8 лет назад

+Damstraight68 Blue was a girl.

@Luffy7948 8 лет назад

+Damstraight68 *you're *girl 2 mistakes in a 4 words..impressive and i think *final would fit better.. Grammar Nazi over and out!

@ojigbo 8 лет назад

+Temporarity "in a 4 words"? And you call yourself a grammar nazi? ... nope #fail

@fiddy_ 8 лет назад

+Temporarity Him saying "boy" isn't even a grammar mistake..

@Rosevieenla 8 лет назад

+Temporarity Also capitalization much?

@directiontonarnia 4 года назад

You deserve an oscar for your sense of humour

@smintili 9 месяцев назад

The Highlander Honest Trailer will certainly be a wonderful work of art.

@denniswilliams6519 8 лет назад

HEY! I take offense to that statement! Dr. Evil's laser shark idea makes FAR more sense than the war raptor plan does.

@Daemiex 8 лет назад

+Dennis Williams but a shark with a laser beam has a very limited victim potential, unless your near the water your pretty much same :p

@OmniscientWarrior 8 лет назад

+Daemiex That is why you build an evil mote outside and one inside your evil lair.

@Johnny-rx4hs 8 лет назад

Depends how powerful the lasers are. If they could attack submarines, military vessels, shipping vessels, offshore oil rigs, etc. you could cripple the world economy and navies if you had enough of them. The person or nation that gains control over the oceans would have a lot of power over the rest of the world.

@SuperShadowdragon14 8 лет назад

+Dennis Williams Raptor's work work, if not for the... you know..... *GUUUNNNSSS!*

@TheCelticTiger32 8 лет назад

Yeah, I know right, no one likes a cold meal, not even sharks.

@johnhart8856 8 лет назад

dr. evil: "i have one simple request, and that is to have raptors with freakin lazer beams attached to their freakin heads!"

@robertdelatorre7252 8 лет назад

I WANT RAPTOR MINIONS TO DO MY EVIL BIDDING . . . IN FACT I WANT THEM FOR MY REGULAR BIDDING TOO, RAPTORS FETCH MY MAIL!!!!

@johnhart8856 8 лет назад

+Robert “lilbob” de la torre omg, that would be so wizard! and if the UPS man damages your package you can sick them onto him! hahaha 😂

@mzpinksuga 8 лет назад

I just read that with dr evils voice 😹😹

@jjgaming8432 6 лет назад

"Is the assistants death scene cool or extremely excessive and unjustified" both.

@googleloogle4379 3 года назад

The guys who do these trailers are hilarious. Especially the guy narrating this one. I actually cried with laughter during this one. Laugh at all but first one to make me shed tears haha.

@chrisfalcon_vt 8 лет назад

As funny as it may sounds, I'm kinda okay with product placement. Makes it more... you know, relatable to our world.

@najhoant 8 лет назад

According to Trevorrow, it wasn't actually ordered by the studio; he and the other filmmakers added it specifically as a joke about how commercialism works today when product placement is everywhere

@chrisfalcon_vt 8 лет назад

Now that's interesting.

@paulod27 7 лет назад

Yeah, it is tiring though. I think I will become a hermit in the woods to get away from it ha ha

@mattschumacher4581 7 лет назад

But it's just these movies shamelessly selling out in order to make more money. And they'll just shove this advertising down our throats

@brendenhawley2225 7 лет назад

I never noticed the product placement. They in this movie simply decided to use real stores instead of fake ones in the back ground and that is a totally reasonable call. Is it actually product placement when the plot/premise requires there appearance and no more attention is payed than what is actually required. I guess the answer is yes technicality..

@drsandoz2810 7 лет назад

5:18 missed a very good chance to say "the alive Gwen Stacy"

@jolfer1334 4 года назад

Omg! That Dr. Evil part was ingenious! Well done

@camx8027 4 года назад

"And this Chris Pratt"

@bob0s062 7 лет назад

Not one word about Jimmy Buffett rescuing those endangered margaritas.

@golightning291 5 лет назад

endangered margaritas are TIGHT

@simbasorariku3 4 года назад

@@golightning291 I understood that reference

@Greenstrtjs87 8 лет назад

Agree that the assistants death was completely unjustified and brutal.... But it was awesome

@SeachelleMichelle 8 лет назад

+Jarrett Saso I still think that Vincent D'Onofrio's character (head security of the food table...amiright?) should have died that way instead of the assistant. That part really bothered me. She wasn't evil or anything.

@lok2676 8 лет назад

Plus it was katie mcgrath why kill a hot girl?

@CJCroen1393 8 лет назад

+Raise your Kappas Ironically, Katie McGrath herself is in the "The Assistant's Death Was Cool" camp.

@ShadowVincent3 8 лет назад

+Jarrett Saso Agreed, it was unjustified. She wasn't even a main character, yet they gave so much screen time to it you'd swear it was some monumental moment

@lucifersam01 8 лет назад

+Jarrett Saso It would have been awesome if it was Vincent Fatass Afgan Doritos was the victim, because he did deserve it. her only fault was to loose sight of two little brats because she talk too much on phone.

@Klm49 6 лет назад

I close my eyes, only for a moment and the moments gone... Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind... You're My boy Blue!!!!! God I love that movie!! And I love that the same thought that came to mind when they said one raptor was named blue also occurred to the screen junkies crew!

@Noukie032 2 года назад

I am 100% positive my neighbors heard me laugh at 'Bill Nye, the evil guy' xD

@SnorriSnibble 8 лет назад

And why are these pterosaurs eating people while flying away from a fire? They are scared why are they hunting then? That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

@Olive-uu1vt 8 лет назад

+Snorri Snibble I think it's cuz when that big hybrid dino went in, it was communicating with them. like saying to turn on the people orrr...they are dinosaurs and deadly in general. let a hungry lion lose and it will eat

@UnaHobbit1 8 лет назад

I think its because its a movie and pure entertainment. But for scientifically accurate facts you can look for a book or a documentary. There are plenty for strict, extremely clever science guys like you. :)

@abbeyadeyemi6866 8 лет назад

+Laura Martin I love this comment, even though I wasn't such a fan of the film. I think we should allow fantasy films some poetic licence.

@gengar5863 8 лет назад

I mean I know the Park's animals have the DNA and traits of tons of different animals, hence why they look so different from the prehistoric creatures they're based on. But what animal would ever do that? I can't think of any. Eh, who cares, it was still a cool scene, glad the pterosaurs didn't get shafted this time.

@koffieslikkersenior 8 лет назад

+Snorri Snibble Obviously the director had no time for your stupid science. duh. Otherwise he'd have given most dinos feathers and scaled the raptors down to the size of a turkey and made them amazingly dumb. Urgh

@uwalum87 8 лет назад

Even with all of its flaws, Jurassic World was a hell of a good time! Everyone did a really good job on that movie

@KhanMann66 8 лет назад

Yeah I had a good time, but damn it I wish it had a better story line.

@flapjabvanhelsing4125 8 лет назад

+Ichigo1423jfk my thoughts exactly

@oduffy1939 4 года назад

That is the best Honest Trailers yet. My sides are hurting from laughing so hard. Best line: "That's a Doctor Evil level of stupid!"

@mr.incredible9284 5 лет назад

5:17 zoo lord! 😂😂😂

@TheLunarAssassin 8 лет назад

That Jimmy Fallon burn at the end tho...

@46jkm 8 лет назад

I think im the only person who saw one of the tourists run back for his margarita when all the pteranodon(flying dinosours) started to attack

@JackHagar 8 лет назад

Oh my god, when I was watching it at home with my dad, he saw that too XD

@Dracorex13 8 лет назад

+jonathan mendivil That man was literally played by Jimmy Buffet.

@Lilithly 8 лет назад

+jonathan mendivil you weren't, that scene is pretty popular because of that guy so I'd say most people noticed it^^

@MVPMVE 8 лет назад

+jonathan mendivil Hey, the man was not about to die sober. I can totally respect that.

@cinemabon 6 лет назад

Love this one most of all, especially the end credits.

@AmandaClarkHOOTIE 5 лет назад

VINCENT DOUGHNUT FRITOS!!!!!!!! I'm gonna be evicted for laughing 🤣🤣🤣📣📣

@hubertfarnsworth2020 8 лет назад

I just think the plot needed to be changed entirely. The GMO dinosaur thing was a good idea, but 9/10 of the movie kind of sucked and not in a good way.

@TheDr3000 8 лет назад

+Alaric Williams How can something suck in a good way?

@hubertfarnsworth2020 8 лет назад

Roland Emmerich movies suck in a good way. Michael Bay movies suck in a bad way.

@lsfaraone 8 лет назад

+Alaric Williams I liked the original premise that was scrapped for being too dark. Instead of dino mixing, it was human and dino dna being mixed together. Super creepy, but super awexome at the same time

@kakkacarrotcake1340 8 лет назад

+Alaric Williams How does something "suck in a good way"? o.O

@diogosouza83 8 лет назад

+Kakka Carrot Cake Seems like your parents never gave you "the talk"

@TheGunslinger44 8 лет назад

I lost it at Plotosaurus Rex.

@definitelynotofficial7350 8 лет назад

+James “GUNSLINGER” Blackburn I almost lost it at Bill Nye the Evil Guy and I officially lost it at Tyrannosaurus Ex Machina.

@EphPhaThaINC 8 лет назад

+DefinitelyNotOfficial True, True, True. It also says no matter how new, creative, innovative, and even bad ass your evil dinosaur is that you built up throughout the entire movie. One thing will always be ever-loving-constant. DON'T F*** WITH THE ORIGNAL BIOTCH! When the T-Tex came on screen for the very first time in this movie, the first thing that came to my mind was Nautagia Critics original song for his review of the first Jurassic Park, "I'm The Mother F***ing T-Rex" And just like he did 20 years ago, he did the same even now. He stole the whole entire movie in one single moment.

@alduweiner9811 8 лет назад

+Patrick Shutt the rex is female and her name is rexy

@EphPhaThaINC 8 лет назад

I know that she is, and still she is a bad lil biotch. ;-) A Mother F'Ning T-Red Named "Rexy".

@rocketguardian2001 8 лет назад

+Patrick Shutt She's too Rexy for this film.

@BalaDevelops 3 года назад

I would love to see a masterclass on making great films from you guys!

@XtoriezNovel 5 лет назад

Jurassic World spit on the first Jurassic Park. At the end of Jurassic Park, a banner falls in front of the T-rex that says, "Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth." In Jurassic World the two boys find the banner, wrap it around one of the broken bones, light it on fire, and use it as a torch that they don't really need.

@danielwilliams7161 8 лет назад

Say "cookies need love like everything does" -Agent Smith

@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 8 лет назад

+Daniel Williams A person who commented hiss got more likes than you. My faith in humanity has decreased greatly.

@fightapathyordont8931 8 лет назад

+theyoutubecommentepidemic You must not like the reptilian army...

@danielwilliams7161 8 лет назад

theyoutubecommentepidemic Don't worry, they're not human.

@007MrX007 8 лет назад

+Daniel Williams ♟♞♝♜♛♚ David Cortese - Manga Chess ♙♘♗♖♕♔

@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 8 лет назад

fight apathy or dont Well, I was fine with it at first, but you guys have been posting these hiss comments on almost every video I have been to. It has become kind of obnoxious at this point. You guys are essentially spammers. Every time you post a hiss comment you are essentially advertising for this Leafy guy's channel. How would you feel if I started spamming you with # berndownforwhat, or something?

@MrClickity 8 лет назад

The movie was dumb as hell and Chris Pratt's character was the only one I gave a shit about but I have to admit I enjoyed it on the big screen. It was definitely one of those "don't think about it too much" kind of movies.

@HonestyJZ 8 лет назад

+MrClickity I found Chris Pratt's character to be pretty cookie-cutter action here. Silly quips, adventurous, wants to save the animals.

@MrClickity 8 лет назад

HonestyJZ Yeah, but at least he was Chris Pratt.

@ColtonG826 8 лет назад

+MrClickity Yeah. My favorite part of the movie happened within the first 15 minutes where we see the entire park and John Hammond's vision come true. That was a very nostalgic moment right there. The ending fight was "cool" but this Honest Trailer gives MANY reasons as to why this movie was ridiculous. It wasn't Transformers stupid, but it was still kind of stupid. Still entertaining though.

@esmenouvelle9439 4 года назад

'Focus on this Crisp Rat', lol. Once heard it cannot be unheard. hahahahaha

@ellahicks2693 3 года назад

SeaWorld pretends their whales are just “toys”. It’s like how Claire feels about the dinosaurs at the park just being “assets”. Owen, on the other hand, loves and actually cares about the dinosaurs.

@anandiganguly3086 3 года назад

It's funny how they completely switch personalities in the sequel. She is now a dinosaur activist after seeing those things kill a bunch of people and he is a cold hearted mercenary. Cool cool.

@ellahicks2693 3 года назад

@@anandiganguly3086 Ha I know right! Great movies