Honey Heist 3: Tova's Honeys 

The best thing about Honey Heist is that since it takes place in the regular CR universe it means bears canonly have better tech than the people do

I love how Marisha always incorporates mini games into the main game. It’s refreshing and gives a fun break in the action.

As Mr Clay would say "This is just... the best... this is great."

Villain attempts to start his evil monologue -- immediately gets cut off by the entire squad roasting the shit out of him about his life choices

I would love to see the Sweet Brothers and Tova's Honeys all team up for a mission. I think it would be straight up panda-monium and a bear-ral of laughs.

I love the thought of Marisha and Matt just sitting play testing the kerplunk part over and over

Marisha: *Describing Paddington* Me: "Is this fucking Charlie's angels?" Marisha" *Pulls out speaker* "Hello Tova" Me: "This is fucking Charlie's Angels"

31:15 "We've been investing in a local weapons manufacturer known as Ripley" and Laura's and Dani's expression are the only one at the table like. oh shit... that's bad. this is amazing

I saw a really great fan idea for a honey heist one-shot where vex gets turned into a bear Brave style and her and trinket and the other bears have to work together to get her a thing(potion, artifact or whatever) that can turn her back. I need that to happen so bad it would be amazing.

The High Bear Nation would have fought Vecna, but he wasn't as big a threat as losing the supply of Baloo-tonium.

I love Laura's reaction when she hears "Ripley's manufacture"

Marys comedic timing is amazing. Her puns and quips all game long was A+.

Honey Heist 4: Honey and high water Honey Heist 5: Hive mind your Beesiness Honey Heist 6: Bearface Honey Heist 7: Polar escapade Honey Heist Ocean's 8 Honey Heist nein: Queen beear Honey Heist X: Fast and the Furriest

I love that they went from almost canon-compliant tech in the first one to retina scanners and transforming spy cars.

Bearsley: "We been buying weapons from weapons manafucturer 'Ripley'...." Laura: :O *looks around* Everyone else: cool

Honey heists are pure joy every time. I would watch a full season of this. Marisha is such a great DM. Bullshit with confidence at it's finest.

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing 1:50 Honey heist intro 2:35 Episode Starts 4:10 Paddington props 07:50 The Muscle 10:45 The Face 12:45 The Hacker 14:05 Bear down 14:35 The Driver 15:35 Barney 16:55 The Thief 18:35 Tovally spies 22:35 Drew is a little bit off 26:40 I hit whatever it was 28:20 Get the shades, Barney 29:20 Cool shades 29:55 Inserted 30:30 Laura speaks fluent French 32:05 00Salmon 32:45 Wheel prop 37:50 HATS 41:20 Human disguises 48:05 Parking in Stillben 50:40 The back entrance 55:20 Walking like humans 57:00 Clair’s distraction 1:01:35 Crispin Glover 1:06:30 Color choices 1:07:20 Fudge you up 1:10:45 Beardapest 1:11:45 The shippers come out 1:20:05 Ghost Glover 1:21:00 Maven’s seduction 1:43:55 Break Starts 1:54:45 Break Ends 1:55:30 Flashback 1:57:15 They’ve had a lot of whiskey 1:58:00 Thanks Vin Diesel 2:06:35 All out seduction 2:08:55 Put this bag over your head 2:12:50 Of course, that’s why she took the eye 2:13:55 Sound technology 2:21:55 Loyalties 2:24:00 This pact is gonna be about death somehow 2:27:15 Takes me back to somewhere 2:30:40 Laura figures out the secret 2:34:25 Get in formation 2:37:40 Wow, that’s your motivation? 2:41:20 Defusing minigame 2:44:50 That went surprisingly well 2:53:05 Almost eye contact 2:55:05 Hacking skills 2:56:55 The ship actually gets better 3:00:35 Paddington wraps things up 3:01:55 They didn’t defuse as well as they thought 3:05:15 Post-game 3:09:45 Episode Ends Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

A bear in opera gloves and a hat, water skiing off the back of a steam punk speedboat being driven by Crispin Glover who is being choked out by a werebear Only on critical role

these bears have fraking tech avaliable to them that is YEARS beyond the rest of Exandria... Trinket has been holding out on mum and dad XD

Both Claire and Liam Las Vegas kill a human within seconds of coming into contact with them. I don't know what that says about honeybadgers but damn

Got to love how marisha always includes practical elements to her games. They are always a highlight for me. Good game and well played Marisha.

Laura's French accent is the best thing ever. And everyone here did a great job

Does Honey heist even count as a one shot any more? It may as well be the third campaign at this point.

"You're gonna jump 3 stories!?" I was really hoping Mary would say "it's ok we're gods"

Dani's "Question... Why does the car have bees?" made me cackle like a cartoon witch.

I'm at 2:22:38, and only now have I realised "High Bear Nation" is a pun on hibernation...

Huge props to Marisha for running another great installment of Honey Heist! The Charlie's Angels set up makes me very happy.

Now I'm even sadder that jester didnt get the chance to Disguise Self as Avantika knowing how awesome Laura's French accent sounds wouldve been fun to see her do the avantika impression as Jester

All of this is canonically occurring in Exandria

Mary: "Some people like that color" Noelle: "Can't relate" I DIED!!😂😂😂

Dani Carr...from critter to player...livin' the dream.

Laura: "i pull out my gun" Brittany: "i pull out my gun" Dani: "i pull out my fists" I really wanted Noelle to say "I cast blood maledict" right there.

I imagine one day the Mighty nein wanderign trough TalDorei use speak with animals to investigate a misterious explosion and one poor singed badger says it was an attack made by bears, the ones that survived were saved by the legendary Honeys, and then Caleb says WTF after ending the spell

Man, I love it when Mary joins in. I've missed her so much this past year on CR. I hope a sassy old Zahra pops up, or some new character from Mary. She plays well with everyone but she also knows how to steal the show when she's got something good. Also she makes everything a little gayer and that's beautiful.

At first, I really thought Krystina didn’t want to be there UNTIL I realized she was just in character from minute one. Another great honey heist

I need a badass grizzly bear with dope fighting skills named Bearegard.

Marisha always finds the best props XD

It took me three of these One-Shots to realize that "High Bear Nation" is a play on "Hibernation" :D

As soon as they were given the guns by Bearsley, I said "They will bear arms.*laughs*", and not 2 seconds later, Noelle said the exact same pun and I burst into hysterical laughter. I love these people so much!!

I love that Noelle has played her character in 2 different systems.

Oh my god, Laura can be a wherever-nationality double triple quintuple agent and no one would notice.

Stilben is the city where Vox Machina originally met and formed their group!

Wow, Krystina Arielle has a beautiful singing voice! :O

I really missed Mary McGlynn

I just love Laura sashaying regally through the streets. Reminds me so much of Meridas mom from Brave, trying to act hooman.

having watched all three honey heists within 24 hours, I just gotta say how amazing it was to see Marisha get more and more confident at GMing (BMing?) and just going from getting mountains of sexist horseshit during campaign 1 to leading an Oceans 8-style all-badass ladies one-shot like a motherfucking legend. drinking deep from my cup of Loving Marisha Ray Juice tonight

laura bailey as widowmaker

10:45 I didn't know Laura Bailey decided to play Yvantika for this one-shot

It took me so long to figure out the High Bear Nation pun and I'm furious.

Literally every sentence out of Krystina was enchanting. Amazing

Mary Elizabeth McGlynn is a goddess.. I love every character she plays! Grizz is the best!

Love Mary, Noelle, and Dani. I want them to have guest characters in the second campaign. Honey heist is my favorite spin off. It's always a good time.

31:20 Laura’s face as she processes the weapon manufacturers name 😂

Bear ladies. In hats. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET BETTER

Noelle in the bowler and vest! I love it so much.

I hope they include Honey Heist at some point in the animated series, even just as an Easter egg.

Laura’s French accent is so smooth I’m in love.

4:11 I lost it when Marisha whipped that out , this is gonna be sooooo much FUN

as soon as dani's hat fell over her eyes when the dramatics were turned up a notch I LOSTTT ITT LOLLL.. and mary's oathbreaker oath at the time of the oath speech was a masterpiece omg what a golden episode!!

"I'm gonna give the gays everything they want." - Marisha Ray, 2018

The Sweet Brothers: Trinket and a bunch of random bears he happened to run into in a forest, had to deal with pretty normal if more advanced version of the setting's normal security. "I'm gonna hack the banner (with my claws, hack 'em apart and turn them into cloaks)" Tova's Honeys: High tech spy society with sliding doors, bombs, remote surveillance and the rest.

That announcement by Taliesin during the break is content on it's own

The first two Honey Heist episodes are the reason I'm currently binge-watching the entire CR show, I'm very glad there is a third episode.

Finding this for the first time after seeing the 1st one and it is such a blast! I love especially the contrast between all the cool tack they have at their disposal, but also the fact that at the end of the day they’re still bears. I also think it’s fun to see how Mauritius grown in confidence DMing, since her first attempt (which I still think she did great at but it’s clear she’s more comfortable with the system and the role after doing it a few times, of course)

"You said that I was being crazy" "no one has ever said that... out loud" 8D edit: I feel extremely embarrassed that it took till the last half of the THIRD Honey Heist to finally get the High Bear Nation pun. hibernation, for anybody else who has failed to catch it.

Now I want a Guys vs Girls Honey Heist! Can you imagine the shenanigans between the crazies Drew (Dani) and Peddy (Sam)? And imagine the chaos Liam LV (Brian) would add to the mix.

31:20 Laura wishes Travis or someone from the main cast was there to share the moment of recognition :D

This is the most concentrated lesbian energy I've felt since KDA.

I love these, Marisha always goes above and beyond

Highlights: Any time Laura "seduces" someone... (growling with the human, sexy talk with bears) Mary singing Bolero during the above.

Can we appreciate Mary’s rendition of Country Roads, plz? 42:26

I loved to see Krystina trying so hard to maintain character during the chaos from the first half

we need a whole new show with THIS CAST. the party dynamic was so good lol

I desperately want the crew from 1&2 and Tova's honeys to meet mid job trying to stop one another to get the honey for themselves. Like both set up as normal to run their jobs and then they run into eachother.

"Fuck there's a cluster?" "A clusterfuck if you will." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

'Yes, as a bunch of ladybears, we have no idea what it means to be underappreciated.' 2:41:12. Dani, I love you and your sass so much!

I looove the honey badger. She made me laugh the most. Noelle Stevenson is really cute.

2:56:38 Watch Laura's reaction face and her talking with Brittany after what Mary says LMFAO

That bomb defusing was brilliant. who ever came up with that deserves a raise.

Already? After having missed it live, I had already accepted having to wait until monday. Thanks for the pleasant surprise! :)

Can we just talk about how much Kryistina Arielle gives me life

I admire Mary's dedication, she kept the bear gloves on the whole time.

Every time she says High Bear Nation, I get amused because there's another live play show that I watch that uses a completely homebrewed system in which High Bears are an ancient race of highly intelligent bears that wear armor and use powerful magic.

This is probobly one of my favourite one shoots. The bear puns alone are just *chef kiss*.

"Want me to punch the horse in the face?" 😂

3 chapters in and just now noticed that High Bear Nation = Hybernation 🤣

They need a catnip caper now lead by Frumpkin.

Laura please stop trying to make me stan you more it's literally impossible

I JUST NOW GOT THE HIBERNATION HIGH BEAR NATION PUN, THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE YOU MARISHA

2:14:00 You cant trick me, that is a version of the sonic screwdriver!

I love how the first one was like trying to do everything with Alexandria 'tech' and now it's full blown cars gps and x-ray sunglasses :D

Each of the groups have a slightly different feel. The men really play up the bear aspects of their characters in their shenanigans while the women absolutely kill the super secret agent vibe.

The reaction to the bad guys reason for his behaviour was pure gold

I just want to point out, the bears have greater technology than humans.

Can't wait for the epilogue where Grizz and Bearah kiss because bears over bros :) no but i enjoyed this episode SO much, they were all such amazing personalities and I love that all the ladies were so much more open to being punny and flirty - Brian's energy as Las Vegas is always amazing but it translates so well when the entire group make the same kind of jokes.

(Copied because I don't want to scroll. Have a nice day!) 1:50 Honey heist intro 2:35 Episode Starts 4:10 Paddington props 07:50 The Muscle 10:45 The Face 12:45 The Hacker 14:05 Bear down 14:35 The Driver 15:35 Barney 16:55 The Thief 18:35 Tovally spies 22:35 Drew is a little bit off 26:40 I hit whatever it was 28:20 Get the shades, Barney 29:20 Cool shades 29:55 Inserted 30:30 Laura speaks fluent French 32:05 00Salmon 32:45 Wheel prop 37:50 HATS 41:20 Human disguises 48:05 Parking in Stillben 50:40 The back entrance 55:20 Walking like humans 57:00 Clair’s distraction 1:01:35 Crispin Glover 1:06:30 Color choices 1:07:20 Fudge you up 1:10:45 Beardapest 1:11:45 The shippers come out 1:20:05 Ghost Glover 1:21:00 Maven’s seduction 1:43:55 Break Starts 1:54:45 Break Ends 1:55:30 Flashback 1:57:15 They’ve had a lot of whiskey 1:58:00 Thanks Vin Diesel 2:06:35 All out seduction 2:08:55 Put this bag over your head 2:12:50 Of course, that’s why she took the eye 2:13:55 Sound technology 2:21:55 Loyalties 2:24:00 This pact is gonna be about death somehow 2:27:15 Takes me back to somewhere 2:30:40 Laura figures out the secret 2:34:25 Get in formation 2:37:40 Wow, that’s your motivation? 2:41:20 Defusing minigame 2:44:50 That went surprisingly well 2:53:05 Almost eye contact 2:55:05 Hacking skills 2:56:55 The ship actually gets better 3:00:35 Paddington wraps things up 3:01:55 They didn’t defuse as well as they thought 3:05:15 Post-game 3:09:45 Episode Ends

At this point, if there is a charity CR is doing a drive for, all you have to whisper is "Honey Heist" and everyone will open their checkbooks and ask "How much do you need and who do I write this to?" Because we'll give anything to anyone for a great laugh :P

"I'm gonna push Crispin Glover into the cloud of bees and jump back onto the salmon"

I seriously hope they continue tge honey heist one shots. They are an absolute joy.

They need to do a second one and find out that Paddington is Mat, not Mat in character but as in Mat himself lmao.