Horror Game Where You Have 10 Minutes To Stop Nuclear War but will you? - Coldline 

Yes

I pick it up Also I'm fine ty

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haiii

Hello? Hello hello ?

Thank god definitely didn't happened in the real world

@@DEV-rw7eu did it happen?

Don’t forget Stanislav Petrov in 1989.

Technically it almost happened due to a false alarm back then.

Skynet: Yeah... ...faulty.

Are facts really fun?

@@tomlavelle8340 fun fact: it's a fact that facts are fun

@@anthonypineda9373 there will be always be a conservative who cant keep his mouth shut 😁

@@anthonypineda9373 a poor pathetic guy who deserves no rights again....

@@ESALTEREGO ok jew

this is the comment of all time

There is a movie about that it's called Dawn's Early Light

That would be tense if I was a official and the time is going to 1 minute, what you said before is pretty funny

Fail Safe (1964) is sort of similar to this.

Memento Mori Unus Annus

I think that's the funniest part.

"As you know nuclear threats to US soil is very important to us" :)

Oh you don't have the correct code ready? Damn. Guess we are fucked.

Hahah nuclear bomb go Brrrrrr

Same feeling as calling your network provider cuz you are missing channels and they ask the name of the plan you are using or what TV you use and even the size of your house and walls-

When seconds matter, managerial assistance is only minutes away, and when minutes count, bureaucratic help is only hours away, unless it's a holiday, weekend, or any time of day in which one would logically have more free time to address emergency life threatening matters.

Lmao 🤣 This made me laugh so hard!!

Bruh moment

Basically every ISP in existence.

Hahahahahahhaha pls what time is that

ah yes, the us government.

@@frostytheiceberg1127 phone menus. Same shit everywhere.

​@@Слышьты-ф4юIt's the US government.

"To confirm your identity, please enter the mathematical solution to the three-body problem, encoded in decimal."

@@denverbeek!Spoiler warning! "But the three-body problem HAS NO MATHEMATICAL SOLUTION!"

All I can imagine is the caller just taking the phone and slamming it against every visible surface and their face out of frustration only to end up back at the main menu accidentally.

It's also a different kind of "horror"

for anyone who has had to deal with numerous phone option menus, this is torture... and yes i speak from experience

The horror of nuclear holocaust/Armageddon in the Cold War along with the tedious pain of dealing with automated phone lines is so stressful it’s smart

I think it's funny, but at the same time it gives me flashbacks to that one time I had to call the police. Yeah, our emergency line used to be operated like this back in the day.

I can imagine a series of games based on this concept. Like a serial killer stalking you or dealing with a home invasion and the police have a “new and improved” automated service, lol.

@@thomasjess5029 "If you are violently dismembered by a stranger with a chef's knife, press 1, if the stranger uses a utility knife, press 2"

@@blueee0088 "if you are deceased currently, press 3"

@@blueee0088 "Hello, welcome to the Automated 911 Rescue Service, we are experiencing an unusually high amount of traffic today, if you'd like to speak to a live representative, your wait number is: 28th in line. If you are dealing with a home invasion, press 1, if you are dealing with armed robbery, press 2, if you are being stalked, press 3, if you are experiencing another crime please stay on the line."

@@thomasjess5029 "If there is a child playing in their parent's backyard under supervision, please hang up the line and allow them to enjoy their youth in peace." "Thank you, your call has not been important to us at all. Goodbye, Karen."

No.

Yes.

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2

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"BLIN, I NEED TO TALK TO THE PRESIDENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, IT'S A HORRIFYING EMERGENCY, AND YOU'RE HERE TELLING ME THAT YOU TAKE MY CALL VERY SERIOUSLY?!" "We are deeply sorry that you're very frustrated, but please, understand that the president isn't available at the moment, however, you can order a special military mission, if you know the code" "WHAT?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SERIOUS THIS IS?! JUST INTERCEPT THE DAMN MISSILE ALREADY CYK* *angry russian noises* " "Please enter the code to intercept the missile" " *sighs and gets calm* alright, guess i have to put the code. *inputs code* There, happy?" ".... Are you sure you want to start the mission? If yes, press 1. I-" "1" "Are you really sure? Once it starts, you cannot order another one. To continue, press o-" "1, ONE! INTERCEPT THE DAMN THING ALREADY!!" *timer stops and gets greyed, indicating it was intercepted* "finally." Imagine if this happened. You only had like 10 minutes to call to the big guy, but he isn't available right now, and you already spent like 2 or 3 minutes trying to get a code, only for the big guy go outside and drink coffee or something, and your only hope is trying to get through all the gov bureaucracy bs, until you managed to finally get the military involved to stop the missile.

@@Wake_up._This_isnt_your_world love it! But you forgot to add "blyat" in the second reply 🤣🤣🤣

@@daryatislenko4651 heh. Should've added that XD

“We do not care.”

Lmfao, most accurate representation of today's customer service

Interesting!

These are rampant in Israel.

I'd advise you not to create those God forsaken things in the first place. Or at least put an option to speak to a person in the first layer. Otherwise my feelings towards you become violent.

@@Gr3nadgr3gory I just want to preface that this comment isn't meant to come off as aggressive. I just want to clarify the purpose and importance of call trees in a company setting. Call trees are used to route calls to the people that are most applicable to the issue at hand in order to maximize workplace efficiency (i.e. Company Number -> Accounting Department -> Specific Person). If it were done manually, the person you call would have to route the call to ea ch next tier of the tree anyway. In this game, it was taken to the extreme with so many layers and with such specificity that it the call tree became pointless. A well optimized call tree is supposed to balance the ease of use from both the caller and operator. A three layer deep call tree should only take maybe 30 seconds MAX to get you to a real person.

@@rogersakamoto9035 I'll never understand the importance of using computers in areas where a human could have honestly gotten it done in less than half the time. Besides, in my experience this game is on the low end of the spectrum as far as these trees stupidity goes. Microsoft and US Bank have very similar systems.

basically same, thought i got close on the first try (I was nowhere near) but on my second I managed to get it with like 2:11 left

these interceptors must be lightspeed 😭

doesn't seem long enough to intercept a missile

A short and simple, but well designed game. Kudos!

I pretty sure that the the blast would’ve killed people but guess this universe says no

Imagine dying because someone couldn't call the president of a nuclear power country. Lmao.

​@@justamanofculture12 Oops sorry humanity the President was out for lunch.

@@StrongandStable17 Nah if it's american then probably spending half the day out playing golf and the other half creating propaganda to disguise or hide corruption

I'm just imagining heroes taking a full-on college course to navigate the phone menu efficiently and needing to take refresher courses every 2 months for any updates or reworks, having to balance the courses with the lives they could save

bro got no replies?

Its a game where you are the grandma

XD

@@Ice_elite Now that sounds like a challenge!

I don't get it. Please explain

all you gotta do is wait!

@@1Thewmatsounds like a song referemce

@@ImPedofinderGenerallong live marxism-leninism

Lmfao that line alone gave me ptsd 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

@Johnny bro you cant say that word

@@ArcYT It was accidental bruh

Its just a nuke...

@@ArcYT yo kalm

now i understand why the president having difficulty picking up the phone

a real horror game, for sure

why make confusing phone menu navigations just give them a touch control screen

@@ron133. remember, this game takes place when before the USSR collapsed. They didn't really have touch screen phones.

Like when she said the code and he wasn’t listening so he wasted time to replay the code🤣

yeah, imagine if it was something urgent like nuclear war and I had to spend over an hours going over a stupid automated menu like this? wait a minute...

I think the funniest thing was that he wasn't even aiming for it this time, he was genuinely trying to navigate phone menu hell and failed to do so in a timely manner as someone who had never used the system before (because let's be real, nobody could ever get through one of those menus in less than ten minutes on their first encounter with it).

Absolutely! Haha 😄

Yeah😅 wait....

Zero Escape be like:

Bad ending?

Oh yeah, the Shin Godzilla movie. Loved that one.

Godzilla is pretty much a nuclear apocalypse allegory so it checks out

Most good horror films have a statement on the society it was made in.

True Because theres ALWAYS red tape Which is why my people have authorization code omega Alpha It basically overrides all red tape for emergency use only

@@thebilldozer7970 i initially think of earth as a society, so i love the mental image of aliens making poignant commentaries on their own societies through inconceivably foreign horror content

plot twist: this was the only way to buy an apartment.

Unironically there really are a lot of open real estates in NYC

AND THEY PROCEED TO GIVE YOU 10 THOUSAND CODES FOR YOU TO PUT IN

They are regretting their mistake.

"No computer lady, I'm very sorry *you* will be experiencing an emergency related to nuclear war IF YOU DON'T CONNECT ME WITH A @$!&ING HUMAN BEING!"

To connect to a human, hang up the phone and call someone. Press 2 to return to the menu

The real horror is the stress and peer pressure

"Fuck it, guess nuclear genocide is the answer"

hello god

At that point they deserve it lol 😂

Yo God

lol, imagine clicking on a video thinking its a game but its the defense department of a foreign nation broadcasting live their frustration on reaching officials regarding an accidental nuclear war

OK now, this is what we call: "Comedy"

💀😭

Perfect ending

Nah💀

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That would take a montage when the phone was thrown out of Kremlin.

Only 50%?

make it 90 % and you got true horror

_We’re all gonna die..._

Even better, make it one of those systems that doesn't account for half of common use cases and doesn't provide a "speak to a representative" option so you have to try and figure out how to confuse the system enough to trigger the backup "speak to a real person" command. Lemme tell you, that was a fun time back when one of my meds had a shortage and I had to call a bunch of local pharmacies to see if they had any and if I could switch over my prescription. Whoever designed those automatic phone programs never thought to include "speak to a pharmacist about my medications" so I can only imagine the kind of infuriating things they'd leave out of a "speak to the president to prevent nuclear war" menu. (But seriously whoever designed those speak-instead-of-numpad menus deserves to burn in hell)

Then an option to call you back..ugh

I can picture it now, I have a kid, they are 7, and ask me where we get money from. "Well you see son, I actually get all of my money, by being sponsored by raid: shadow legends." *My wife laughing out loud from the next room overhearing this* Someday I'm going to make this joke to grandkids, and they won't have a damn clue what the hell I am talking about.

​@@ChristopherCravenhopefully that is the case; yt sponsorships are Forgotten past.

Kafkasque

Babasuqi

I love how this is a perfect emulation of automatic hotlines, while being chill about an emergency Also that waiting music is just 🗿🔥

Stress*

That actually happened

There was a real hotline. Obviously you haven’t looked into the cold war

@@thorodinson6649 what they’re implying with the comment is that the US made a hotline that was too convoluted and complicated to operate effectively, we know that there was a hotline in real life

@@thorodinson6649 So them talking about the hotline in the game somehow means they didn't know a real hotline exists (even though that's not what they were talking about) and you decided to accuse them of not knowing about the Cold War.... Maybe fucking think just a little bit before you post this rude shit next time, thanks.

@@thorodinson6649 ok?

LMAOOO

Because, ironically, i think there was a time there was a false positive on a nuclear launch. If that kind of bullshit didn't got on the way we will had a nuclear war years ago.

This is why all countries need to create a Cut through all red tape security code

@@rayplays06 which is why nuclear codes are usually 00000000 because the security around such bases is good enough and you need more than one commander anyway.

@@kotzpenner Its actually not there is an alpha numeric code that changes every day and both the president and the director of a launch site have to agree so if they wanted to they could override the presidents decision if they believe he is compromised

@@mid1429 Well, for decades it was just zeros. I also know that launch silos need two guy with keys to turn their keys at the same time to even activate the nukes.

And all of new york

@@julianfarnam6246 and the world

not that important tbh​@@julianfarnam6246

A very Terry Gilliam kind of line

it IS a Terry line... that's hilarious

thats so interesting, thanks for sharing!!

Cool fact, as it should be cause 30 minutes of diplomats and officials backing up the phone during Nixon's drunken rants seems unneeded if nuclear weapons are going live and could use cooperation or just notify the other MAD user.

@@James-wu6qh Damn, Mr. Finneran straight up lied to me lol. Damn school.

@@kristofevarsson6903 To be fair, it's not school if someone isn't lying to you in at least one subject.

@@James-wu6qh If I recall, it is still in use and it consists of 6 teleprinters, three in Moscow and three in DC, with the DC teleprinters being made in East Germany and the ones in Moscow are made in the US. They do hourly message checks which consists of quotes from poems and pop songs

Great minds think alike xD

"LET ME SPEAK TO A PERSON PLEASE, HOT DAMN!"

@@handsomejack4125 OPERATOR! OPERATOR!

Press 2 for Spanish.

"does this situation endanger U.S soil, If so press on-" "YES 111111" "did you know you can order a special interception-" "OH FFS JUST PUT ME ON THE LINE"

i know what you are

Truly kafkaesque

The person at the phone was a man turned insect the whole time. Who used to be a hunger artist.

how tf you got trauma over bureaucracy 🤣

@@jackspies444 It's like American Healthcare and paperwork. One wrong move and you have to go back. Just like endless homework. Homework after homework you have done but it never stops

@@damien678 yea thats pretty bad

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@@BradKesalowski no bitches

@@naturalLog26 no rude bitches atleast

@@BradKesalowski wait why does it show there’s 3 replies but only one before the reply?

@@martincornejo7273 idk yt glitch ig

And the fact this is based off the real one 😅 (not the exact situation, but similar.(

1K like and no comments? Let me fix that

@@cristiancastro5853 why do this it adds nothing to the comment?

That frustrated me so much

Hey I didn't pick up on it either.

I guess he forgot that he was the chairman of the USSR.

Presses 3 Still let answering machine deal with the call.

Not only that but Game: Your verification code is 03467 ManlyBadassHero: *puts in random numbers*

Lmfao

He lose once

@@BatteryAcidEaterhe loosened once

@@benjaminmontenegro3423 ok

😂😂😂

Then I would have honestly said "fuck it!" and just let the damn world Explode 🤣 I don't got time for this shit! You feel me! Edit: It's been a month and I'm now realizing I forgot to put "Explode" in my comment..! 😅

Still doable since by then you more or less know the menus. But it feels that it was made to be finished in your 2nd or 3rd try, that menuing is really desperating lol

@@Seblak It would definitely be hard to do it on your 1st try. You'd have to aggressively press the numbers to navigate and re-navigate the menus. The worst part would be having to wait to be told that the President is away *twice.*

​@@tomaetoma359this comment is so black

why isn't this comment more liked

@@neoqwerty probably... a missed dial. x'D

Yes, funny))

victim lol do u mean president

​@eddiekaspbrak4624 the victim is the country.

​@@eddiekaspbrak4624victim 1 of the accident is the USA. The accident is a nuclear missile being launched due to technical failure. The accident will be percieved as attack. The attack will be retaliated. All of humanity now falls victim. End

I believe it was a Us destroyer/Us carrier task force dropping practice depth charges to try to get the soviet submarine to surface

@@Warsie either way, its pretty unnerving to know the fate of the world very much depends on the decisions of people who generally make stupid decisions, but lickily this wasn't the case.

Wow between that and Stanislav Petrov we owe a few russians our lives

A bear also almost started it..

During the Cold War, U.S.N. and Soviet Navy nuclear submarines used to meet on the surface near 49 degrees South, 123 degrees West, aka Point Nemo, for secret and highly unauthorized "summits", which began as grim acts of desperation after the Cuban Missile Crisis, although by the 1980s they had become more like "Burning Man at Sea". Nuclear submariners had a shared perspective no other people on Earth could understand. That's why not even the KGB political officers aboard the Soviet subs ever reported the gatherings, and looked the other way while logs were fudged to conceal them.

No? Nothing seen in the game is in any way real, therefore it is not reality

@@tanker00v25 I feel like that's kinda the point. I know we probably shouldn't look to deep into it, this could literally just be funny haha the world's ending and you need to get through the funni phone menu to save it. But people can have different interpretations, and I think OPs interpretation is perfectly valid. Most things that are social commentaries are always exaggerated and blown out of proportion, to exemplify the intense emotions the author may feel about the topic. This just shows how ridiculous and stressful red tape and bureaucracy are, it uses the example of nuclear fucking Armageddon to make the situation that much more stressful. It's like how in Wall-e the company's solution to pollution it to just skedaddle out of the planet and leave it to rot. Again, could be taken as symbolism of how companies just run away of environmental issues. Could also just be worldbuilding and nothing else. It's up to interpretation :)

@@qwertydavid8070 I understand this interpretation and I do believe that the point if the game is to make fun of bureaucracy and robocalls, however I still wanted to point out that this is just a mockery of something real and bot reality itself

​@@tanker00v25 But with the phrasing that OP used, everything he said was a very apt description of reality, not of the game. Depending on political views, you might differ on the question whether the world is on the brink, but assuming that OP takes climate change seriously it's an accurate description of reality. The phone line thing might seem blown out of proportion, but I recently did have to take on a phone menu on a matter as serious as securing the livelihood of a friend.

@@marzipancutter8144 fair point, but I don't really have anything to say that I haven't already said

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No loss, but please take the entire west coast also

You must be confused because he didn’t make any noise when the operator said the president isn’t available.

@@fishscalecocaine 9:03

Actually, I think it is. Your comment must be in top, so the other people can know about the historical event that have become an inspiration for the game)

this not only happened in 1980's but also in 1960's

@@someguy4512 Oh yeah, the world has nearly ended several times.

Petrov's actions that day are getting more notice. His part in the nuclear command and control system was solely to pass along the information of a possible US strike, he did not have authority to authorise a strike. He simply delayed passing the alert up the chain of command, as he did not there was therefore no chance for the order to be given. He was criticised afterwards for not doing his job and received a reprimand. The explanation was it wasn't his job to decide if a strike was inbound or not, that was the job of command, who had access to a wide range of sensors, plus the "hot line". The Soviet high command insist they wouldn't have launched a counter-strike anyways (after all, if Petrov could figure out this was a false alarm, then they could as well) his action was not needed, and if it was a real attack their command system was compromised. But we will never know if the Soviet high command would have made the right call, and it's for the best we never needed to find out!

NO ITS NOTTTTT STOPPPPPOO JESUS CHRIST

Don’t forget that on the screen above the telephone, it shows the arrow getting closer and closer to the US. That ticking clock doesn’t help either.

Same

Like just don’t freak out 😂 These types of people should never be in a life/death scenario. They panic too much.

@@CramcrumBrewbringer Too bad you don't exactly choose to be in a life/death scenario. What a dumb comment lmao

@@CramcrumBrewbringerim sure dealing with this type of situation is quite stressful

It's important to note that the actual hotline was a direct line to actual people

Even funnier because for the US, economic problem is the no.1 and literal nuclear annihilation is no.2 according to the order of priorities

If a nuclear threat is 85 what the fuck is 100 lmao

@@martiellmo738 guns

@@martiellmo738 a waffle house closed

That’s… actually pretty accurate to US priorities

Naaah,defcon is fun

There's also a modern remake called ICBM, much less arcade-y and more realistic.

There's also FIRST STRIKE Which is nice

@@seantaggart7382 No, First Strike is garbage. Not only is it extremely simple and unbalanced, it's also broken. There's a chance you'll be stuck on the intro screen when launching the game and no amount of restarting or reinstalling will fix it.

@@AtomicBlastPony Well it worked for me! Also Huh? I've played the game And ITS REALLY GOOD have you gotten the new version?

Facts

I mean, if the world gets destroyed, so will get this moronic machine, so it's a fair exchange

@a skittle in your skittles bag Thank you Captain Grammar, you have saved the city from another heinous word crime. 👍👍

@a skittle in your skittles bag so proud of you

Just like Dr. Strangelove haha

Absurd but I bet something of this sort has definitely happened maybe not on this scale but still lol. I know there’s a story of a Russian general who refused to press the button when orders came from the president after false reports of incoming nukes from the us. Had he pressed the button, after finding out their mistake, this exact thing could have very well happened 💀

Thank you for the work you do. Anyone who does something good in the face of red tape is a damn hero

Here is a linus tech tip for Walgreens; when you call the pharmacy and get a automated voice asking what you want, say "SPEAK TO A PHARMACIST" 2X, you need to say it twice as an answer before you get to talk to one.

yooo I'm a pharmacy tech and if i have to deal with one more insurance company phone line similar to this game while a patient stares at me through the glass assuming that everything will be fixed in .2 seconds of me picking up the phone, i might just lose my mind

I applaud the absolute shit out of you. I'm training to be a medical assistant and just the idea of transferring calls to other clinics makes my blood pressure spike, so I can only imagine how much worse it is to have that shit be 99% of your job.

I've tried to get a new prescription in the past but I had to go through a different doctor and he didn't listen to me and prescribed something different 😐

😶 WTF The last thing that you want when you can have in 10 minutes The armagedon

There is one. I believe you play a man who sorts his own mail in order to toss scam letters, but keeping tax refunds/checks(?) every round. After a few rounds, more scam letters appear. The world around you slowly starts to degrade, and your character winds up in a padded cell, still sorting through scam mail and checks that gradually looks more warped and spooky.

@@2dheethbar Do you know what its called?

You've never played "Kirby Does His Taxes"?

@Work and Stuff oh neat! thanks!

I recommend Papers, Please. It's about the hell of trying to get into another country and your passport getting rejected for even the tiniest of errors. Oh and YOU are the guy at the checkpoint, so have fun stamping REJECTED on anyone's passport with even the tiniest of errors.

They had been the fav spot for alien invasions too

It was probably targeted due to your pfp

With the stereotype y’all New Yorkers have, y’all might have it coming

Nothing of value would be lost

It's always New York being targeted by the enemies in movies. What's up with that?

How do you know?

"Operator, give me the US president!" Connecting you now: >just gets thrown to the White House answering queue except they expect you to be a civilian, if not a prankster. You do know what that hotline phone is right? It's meant to be the VIP link specifically for Russia (or in this case 30 minutes of world leaders)

@@KitsuneFyora it’s a long story

@@Petrico94 the “red phone” didn’t have keys or a dial on it. You just picked it up

@@askhowiknow5527 let me guess.....it all started with a pigeon

More like all The world would fuck Up pretty bad

Looks like a fun game, i think i have seen it before but i have no idea what it was.

I miss flash 🥺

Is is please don’t touch anything?

sounds like "There is No Game"

Is it dude stop? I thought about it and it fit better than please don’t touch anything so is it?

😱

you: *sends file* friend: *clicks game* friend: *actually proceeds to destroy the earth on purpose*

@@IndescribableBlackScreenwow man real funny

"Is this malware?"

@@Ryann64. you are more funny

Simply built different

**CONSUME THE NUKE**

I would simply dodge

Just simply suplex it, my dude

I would say no, works every time (if you ignore all the times it dosent)

CHINA. CHINA is Coming. You were warned.

Yeah, like dealing with automated customer service

There was another incident with a submarine where all but 1 person were willing to shoot a nuclear weapon because of an uncertain situation. Had that 1 person not said no... Sometimes yes/no is all it takes to alter history.

@@Buglin_Burger7878 That person was Vasiliy Arkhipov, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, for the record. Or maybe you meant another similar situation. Honestly it probably happened more than once, knowing world history.

I think you mean the story of 1983 with soviet officer Stanislav Petrov,

@@SweIsak it was Arkhipov yea.There's similar incidents for the American nuclear forces buuut the individual officers are less known

Pick meee

Then you should look into User Experience design and test your systems on actual users if you cannot see why this would be considered horror to the vast majority of humanity. If you are the one making these things. Help!

@@jb03hf I definitely can see why this is a horror game, never said otherwise. And there are people who do user experience testing and things like that. We're constantly getting feedback from users and making changes, as well as just listening to calls to see what we can improve. You know how it always starts with "this call is being recorded for quality purposes" or something like that? We actually listen to those calls!

@@DinosaurNightlight All you do is frustrate users into hanging up the phone.

@@DinosaurNightlight clearly you don’t listen to anything

@@DinosaurNightlight I am sure you are one of the "good ones", I appreciate that you are doing the proper UX and field testing. But in my experience, you "good ones" are far and away not the majority with the companies that I have personal and professional experience with doing user experience training.

the accidental part is the conceit of the entire game so this makes no sense at all

Every atleast somewhat sane contry: Nuclear war is bad and should not happen Poland and Ukraine: *intense heavy breathing*

@@somedouchemcbag987 neither of this countries want a nuclear war, perhaps you meant this: Russia

@@tanker00v25 Russia doesn't want a nuclear war, wtf are you talking about

@@BoldTint kinda, in general op's comment smells like propaganda, but if his believe that any country in the world wants nuclear war is genuine then the closest candidate would be Russia, since it is the country that threatens the world the most with the idea since 2000s

You win the Internet today.

Indeed Nuclear war is bad

Players when asked about Nuclear war outside game:- Philosophical view on why we shouldn't have one Players when inside game:- Nuclear weapons go Brrrrrrrrr~ (I haven't played the game but i like to think about that this way lol)

Play ICBM, its a more detailed and realistic DEFCON (has strikeplans so you can order all bombers to attack, also has mods for extra goodies)

@@Warsie ICBM does NOT have the same "horror" as Defcon. ICBM is a strategy game. Defcon is a showcase where you only have the power to kill the other first

@@deveshmahajan4151 The study was this: people who didn't play defcon but researched nuclear warfare: "yea its pretty bad, but it might happen eventually" People who just played defcon: "no this is too bad no1 will ever actually do this"

But on the surface you look calm and ready *To drop bombs*

But on the surface he looks calm and ready to stop bombs But he keeps on forgetting the codes that he wrote down The phoneline takes so long He dials the codes but the system won't take the codes He choking now Everybody's about to die Times up over BOOM

@@ruikaeni.5271 the last line though.

Are these lyrics from Eminem's little-known nuclear satire 3 Mile?

@@doomyboi perhaps （＾∇＾）