HORROR MOVIES THAT WOULDVE NEVER STARTED IF BLACK PEOPLE WERE THE CAST 

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We don't play the games lol

IM NOT PLAYIN THESE GAMES

For real 👌

Accurate

Your old ass got a doll with a knife and a fucked up face

Mmmm he wondering about the real sh***

This is the part where we ask why does he need a doll...Unless it's to shoot a reboot for A Haunted House 2- when Marlon Wayans marries a white chick with kids and ends up going crazy for a freaky-looking doll in his step-daughter's room...

*you thought that was clean*

He didn't need another reason after that,to return that haunted-ass doll.

Lmaoo💀💀

😅😅 Why is taking a shortcut so important to movie characters anyway? Lol.

@@Bill_Cipher1995 Right! I like my car rides long and nice

@@snowangel7635 Whatchu got, son??

In the movie, the GPS wouldn't work les be for real

For real Lmao

fr

What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

@@jackbauer408 True just corner scream and make em suffer

Plus : "Who's driving ???"

Gotta whisper so the demon won't hear, I swear I would've been the same way! Ctfuu

xD i would leave

Me tho

shit had me dying lmao.... no explanations just get your shit we gotta go!!!

Dude Sandstorm he had me dying lol

666th like

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I paid 50$

what scares the hell out of my is my great grandparent has a life sized chucky doll she used to play with as a kid. it literally looks like chucky in his teens. we now have it and im not allowed to destroy it. i mean its been in the house for like idk 15 years and nothing has happened so im safe i think. now that i said that we are all going to die tomorrow.

This one took me out

💀im dead

“he look distraught”😂😂

Missed the greatest party of the year at least I got to see it on channel 6😂

That one was the best... And probably accurate

That shit had me crying

Desmond be steppin on too many legos, my man's had enough of it😂

@@WillAyeAmNot that killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hahaha

Ethan Benner right! Or hit his elbow

That's good XD

Raziel Slaughter i died at that shit 😂

Raziel Slaughter I was in tears

This was the funniest one.. 😂😭😂😭

@@turtleonthetrack lol yea that was the funniest one tho. I was actually rolling at that one.

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Then when he left him with the doll was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

"Where he go Ant"?! 😂

"How he get over there Aff!?" 😂😂😂

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One time I was bored and answered one of these callers by blowing an air horn in the speaker then hung up. Boy when I tell you it was quiet for a good day.

Underrated comment 💯

Mayne! 😂😂

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Crimes that wouldn't have happened if whites were cast would be a more accurate vid than this...

@@kevinramage1839 Underrated because he is like the 5th person that posted that same shit or similar hahahaha

Lewis Baools 😂😂😂 so fycking true the white homies would have been like cool

same with the whites and reds and blues and blacks and greens. and every color. but there all diffrent. never the same

@@TSProductionsVideos Trust me I would live in a house someone died in if it was the last house on Earth.

@@pikapika3198 same. i think we all would.

@@pikapika3198 its either 1% chance of death or 99%

Big facts. It’s been a pleasure to watch their come up.

Seeing this after many yrs too, it's awesome

Raymond Kubiak underrated 🤣😭☠️

Hahahahaha oh man it's so funny because it's racist ! Hahahaha hilarious

@@themerovingian4252 and there's the triggered guy. Always one lol

@@themerovingian4252 I mean... is it?

@@themerovingian4252 how is that racist lmfao

Matter of fact, I'm staying in my room. I'm not investigating shit.

I mean they gotta make sure the homie wasn't jumped 😬

Bullshit, you need to see for yourself before drastic moves are made

Andrea P then ur white asf

okay! And how about always follow the cat or any animal running the other direction 😂

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I’m not blac but they say black people are pre intelligent

What if the GPS was wrong?

What if the GPS was possessed?

@@Nopeasaurus I could see that occuring also. There have been videos of people driving off of the road because of gps. Or the phone.

@@kiamaria331 that's some cabin in the wood sh*t

@@lamedrawing2251 cabin in the woods was a parody of horror movies

The black guy always dies by having a logical reason that he plays out until hes almost finished and ends up getting killed in the car OT when hes about to sleep.

Lilia Kovács the black person is there for a long enough time (like 1-2 opening scenes) so the writers can say they’re being diverse and then they die

The white blonde girl is the first to die though

Mortyy VC sleep is for the weak lmao we don’t sleep

Mortyy VC lmaooo

Anaya Smith who?

i know lmao i tought that was the funniest one bro!!!

Shows you how smart they are, I only exist on your dreams.

I've seen all of them and that is what makes it so funny.

Ditto! I haven’t seen these films, but it’s still funny bec I know the horror film trope.

Seriously? They used to air these movies all the time.

lmao

That's me man. I ain't no detective. I dont even want a basement at my home

@D r e a m c a t c h e r I don't even know how to get to my attic

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Lmao

"Secondly: you thought that was clean?"

Thirdly you sleeping with that

Mannz already at the door😭😭😩

Any doll at a thrift store has me running the other way, even if it´s like a princess, those things are creepy af.

Lmao

I don't even answer numbers I have programmed into my phone. You have to text me I don't do all that calling bs

@@selestielwolf7949 that seems slightly autistic but ok

@@Agari.. yeah I have Asperger's Syndrome actually.

@@Agari.. why need to label everything, Someone is not sick just because they don't answer phone calls, many don't do that

I just watch it ring. 😂 They can leave a voicemail.

Time to colonize

@@AD45 As a white man, even I gotta admit that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

@@AD45 British Empire

YeAh SuRe

@Gray Kin I am a white girl, and well...that's true in most of those horror movies.

That's called a pro gamer move

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Raiders X 😂😂😭

Skirrrrt

KK Davis

KK Davis that's my favorite part

KK Davis Your avatar.

lmaoo

3:23...what does he say?

Lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣underrated comment

Lmao stolen comment

@@gregorymarshall4392 who

I didn't steal the comment but it is possible someone might have made a similar comment before me ^^

Or stepped on a lego

Lol

XD

Oh! I figured he got hot pepper juice in his eye.

Too underrated

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Isn't that why in the movie they brought in the preist? He's the Mc from what I've heard.

Eddie Murphy: Delirious lmao. Classic ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-InLfUMjyKNo.html

😂😂😂😂😩😩 this had me dyinggggg

@@marquishester9874 yep, thanks i couldn't remmeber the name of the stand up

Too

Cheap*

I got hard ass feet so it don’t hurt for me

Bet.

@@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd5500 Lucky.

@@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd5500 may i borrow your feet?

Layla the cat sure.

@@diddlenfiddle7311 white guys in horror films

@@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 eh?

Diddle n Fiddle it’s a joke chill

Nah the Jason one would just get you all killed

Ascended seriously why?

you put the apostrophe in the wrong place

@@liquidicy You didn't start your sentence with a capital letter.

@@holycrapitsjohnceena6007 SHSHSHSHSSHHHHH

@@liquidicy Well considering "ain't" isn't a real word. 😂

that had me DYING!!!!

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We're just out here trying to be scooby doo and the gang

white people: *trips over air while they attempt to run*

Peachseok // lmaoo frr

Peachseok Also white people : go without me

White people: *_Alright gang, time to solve this mystery_*

That nigga look distraught 😂😂😭

*holy shut they actually listened*

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DoubleFailMech aw damn

1000th like

Me after having McDonald's sprite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐐🤣

2 in the am pm

I thought it was a Caleb video tbh.

I couldn’t stop laughing man

Nugs VT 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

imagine how their neighbors felt hearing a guy screaming for ten minutes while they filmed sjfhshsh

XD im crying

Christian Young lmao yes they kill the smart people first 😂

Well, it's either the black guy or the dumb blond, so I don't think they exactly pick out the smart ones first. The black guy would've ran and left everyone to fend for themselves.

because most of the time blacks don't play a significant role in the story so it doesn't matter it has nothing to do with race

coppergold if they aren't playing a significant role then doesn't that have to do with race?

Christian Young Yeah always because (no offense to whites) but their the ones that are smart, whites are the ones that always act dumb if you haven't noticed.

In friday the 13th it was his mama the killer and she was a normal human being

KingAwesome KA Jason can't die though........

I'm aware of that. But because comedy, he can

Ed he's on about ghost face from screen

3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

@@diddly_bop bruh wtf r u even saying ?😂😂😂

Yep

@luvfey your right in scary situations I just sing the pi song 😔

@@homie_zack3915 the pi song👁👄👁

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_Spilled_Milk_ Pro-Champion-at-Life i’m 1000 like

But they just go straight to the red flag 💀😂

@@_cmbkobe good job

Top 3 stupidest decisions to make in Horror movies: go where the killer is, go to investigate, go to the red flag.

And in real life

That nigga disTRAUGHT

As a white girl, I can confirm this. I investigate every weird sound I hear

Ahh fuck, I just realized, that really is me bruuuh

lmfao

I do the same.

I don't do haunted stuff.

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funny asl

Underrated comment lol

Nah I think he stepped on *LEGO*

Lmfao fr 🤣

you

Lol

Facts

Lol right

Shortest black film ever created?

To the crip

To the crib nigga

Georgie: To the crib nigga, fuck you mean.

silverblade357 pennywise would had kill georgie anyway he wont let his food get away

Derin Applu hey nigga don’t blame him he might be white he don’t know how to spell hood or crib

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Fr. He was literally on fire, and still slaughtered two grown men--one via throwing his flaming machete like a lance to impale him as he ran at his top speed. Lol. (F vs. J)

fr lol

Bruh lmao

Omfg I love this comment 😂

Micheal Myers goes to Harlem and thinks he got a deal on 3 tee-shirts for $50 when the sign says $15 each.

LOL

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@@iputsyruponyourpancakes2758 😂

The killer

No one would die. Everyone would DIP before a thing happens.

@Kit Fr, you cant run, your life done. Facts.

The fat one

lol

Nope I love god

😂

John Pappadopoulos They are what they eat

@@od3stroyer771 chicks?

Chill Out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

best part no cap😂

Chill Out that had me dead asf bruh

Had to get this to that 1k lmao

3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

Hahaha nice one

😂😂😂😂😂 you are a legend this comment is soooo underated

*lmao*

@Kevin Lehné care to explain

@Kevin Lehné didn't get our win like movie awards and shit

Landon Harris You kinda described American Horror Story: Season 1.

Black people:Then why the fuck you selling me this house dumb fuck

Trolling Flash21 🤣🤣

Lmao

Funniest comment tho(17 PEP 😂)..I JUST SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON NETFLIX HAUNTING SERIES...LIKE REALLY!!!... SELLER: YOUR OK WITH LIVING WITH DEAD PEP OH YEA SURE...WE CAN FIND AWAY TO COEXIST TOGETHER,SO WHERE DO I SIGN? 😀😀😀

I visited a friend and he whipped out a ouiji board and I did in fact agree to use it ... Nothing happened lol

As a white person i can say that I hate watching horror movies, not because they scare me but because of how everyone is always so stupid in them

Roflmao I actually did that.

They all die at once a brother never abandons another brother if one of us die we all die

My happy meal ass would have done fled the scene, not today Satan !!!

Nice

They were going home. Nothing for us that way.lets turn around since some random dude/crazy telling us to turn around. Seems legit.

Yep. Follow the rules

Sailendranath Murmu I would turn around

@@ytnasir8561 really? Then I am saying leave you tube and never come back. So are you gonna leave because I told you to?

Lmao that would be awesome. But if jason was the killer that shit would not work

Ruby H. Ikr lmao he’s near immune to pain and weapons, words and 4 dudes threatening to jump him isn’t really gonna stop him from marching in there with his machete and chop the black outta them

@@madjaster9620 lol i wanna hear a line in a movie saying ," chopped the black outta them"

@@madjaster9620 He couldn't do shit. No way in hell one white boy in a mask outrunning 4 black guys running for their lives.

@@Yadid1 mhm

Guessing you white just a guess so ima help u fam its: My homies be like: Helll Naw! Wtf?! Drop the wtf depending on the homie but thats def a naw moment

I was laughing my ass off watching that movie! 🤣🤣🤣

"Hey u wanna go tk the woods to look for a witch that kills people?" *pointing at wife* My homie "oh found her"

I can tell you're white because you used a comma after "hell". It's just "Hell no". In fact, are you even American?

Boy get ya dumbass outta here

Black people are invisible in the woods anyway 🌲🧔🏿🌲

@@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 Weird flex but ok

I really wanna say that was racist......but it was true😂😂

@@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 woah too far

I shouldn’t be saying this because it’s stupid but to damn far

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Sleep is fo the bunk!

Sleep for the poor we don’t stop getting paper from round here

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Yunus Ali Akbas lol 😂

Lmao

It touched his front teeth

@@helpmereach70kwithnovids98 I act like that when that happens

@@F4H4D_EXE bro same

shit caught me off guard lol

@TIV67 Playz nobody asked

Facts

@TIV67 Playz first of all, being nailed to a cross aint the worst, second of all atleast put your spam post bull where its relevant

@unicorn_papaya Wowww Lol I'll help u sacrifice him what your Lord of Darkness offer to newcomers

Axil Gaming me to

Axil Gaming yeah me to

Axil Gaming same

Axil Gaming I'm crying at that fam 😂😂

Axil Gaming but that's real tho

My dumbass thought he said "Who drugged him?" 😂😂😂

ScritzCure SAME

@@TheScritzCure 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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nah, homie just stubbed a toe