Jerma is the only person who would gaslight his own audience by making a fake video promising to play a different game than the one he was gonna play today.
"Guys im not gonna do the whole house with mirrors" Proceeds to cover the whole living room in mirrors and has a mental breakdown when he looks at it The Epitome of a Jerma Joke
The broken down example of every Jerma stream: "Guys I'm not gonna do X!" *_does X_* "Hey did you hear about the guy who did X, ON STREAM?!" And it is funny every God damn time.
I tuned into this live and wanted to watch desperados, but as soon as chat mentioned house flipper the hive mind consumed me. The only thing I wanted was HGTV.
They're beach houses. What do you expect? I have never seen one that didn't have at least one absolutely hellish disaster room. Usually that shack area underneath the house itself.
Local Streamer breaks into newly renovated house and pisses on carpet. "You couldn't tell there was piss in those carpets, THERE WAS NO SMELL!" sources say they heard as he was being taken away by police.
The funniest part is, he made that video saying he will play House Flipper on the 19th before the stream. Giving pre stream chat the pre recorded video and lie to us lmao
@@Nick_Senny Yea I've already seen superdazza's edit of this and I wish the 2ndjerma edits were willing to break the "formula" and show us stuff like chat and give extra info, etc. but it seems like part of the 2ndjerma style is to not have any of that and only show the pure stream footage which honestly sucks. But hey, at least we have third party editors willing to give the people the extra funny context.
I remember he went on a rant about how tomatos are too watery and then on stream he CLAIMS he has a tomato garden... And he didn't eat any on stream...
@@FortyBot it’s either because they’ve been in the store for awhile; grown in a bad area (like with bad water and soil); or just contaminated with tons of chemicals to prevent it from spoiling so fast (at least I think). That’s why growing your own tomatoes usually yields better results since you’re getting the ‘day one’ version of the food.
@@Dr.Oofers It's because tomatoes are really delicate and would squash in shipping so they're bred to be robust and presentable for sale. But that makes them pretty tasteless and watery.
@@Dr.Oofers You and Manu Leach might have missed the primary reason home grown tomatoes taste better than store tomatoes: the home tomatoes are allowed to fully ripen before harvest. Some fruits continue to sweeten after they've been harvested, but tomatoes aren't in that category.
I really hope the Thanos-Mr.Satan-Freddy Krueger-southern baptist preacher-Goofy-Dutch Van Der Linde-wrestler voice makes it into its own video because it deserves it.
@@ninjamonkey2251 He literally said he loves his chat and doesnt mind the teasing at all in the interview with valve news network a few days ago, he knows its all an act and said when the time is right his chat is super supportive
i've definitely seen worse. in fact, as someone who doesn't really participate in chat, i think jerma's chat is possibly the most entertaining and playful chat i've seen yet. jerma's playful personality really shapes how chat acts and talks. jerma's choice of not taking anything said in chat seriously also contributes to the playfulness of it. that's my two cents on the matter i can understand why people think otherwise
The video skipped my favourite part of the stream, where he looks at room at 32:40 and completely seriously says "This looks normal now, it looks like a bank"
I had a dream that jerma was streaming and talking about how there aren’t games that can satisfy his intellect and then without pause talked about smelling wild oysters and slurping then down, complete with slurp noises and miming it. Transcript: “You know I uh.. I feel like games now a days don’t uh... aren’t smart. Like I don’t find my intellect challenged anymore by games these days. You know the smell of oysters? Like smell a wild oyster and it’s like the best smell. It’s like the ocean like I take an oyster, crack it open, smell it like *deep inhale* mmm yea that’s a good oyster and just *slurrrrp* inhale it like that. Best thing in the world”
I had a dream where I accidentally installed a computer virus which wrecked one of the library computers, then I woke up into another part of the dream and had amnesia
Every other streamer/youtuber upon seeing vtubers: I want to make a cute uwu animu waifu version of myself and get simpbucks Jerma seeing vtubers: I want to be a gross slime monster and then he'd overtake my personality Me,Myself and Irene style
@@Dr.Oofers Nyanners, very popular western vtuber currently. She used to be relatively well known before though, mainly because of her Pomf Pomf music video. A few years later, she took it down and, in an extensive letter, said how she's ashamed of making that video in the first place and how lolis are wrong etc etc. Now she came back as a Vtuber and her model, surprise surprise, is a loli!!
"retire as jerma and be mr slime" Jerma just explained the dilemma of vtuber perfectly before being one wow. It actually happened quite a lot right now
@@Zorro9129 the guy deleted their reply but i think i know what they meant. No i'm not talking about her, also she's not retiring from being a youtuber, just changing format
@@bizarroderek5481 it was at the end of his stream. Also nyanners had a pretty big reaction to it as well. I forget who, but someone made a highlights video for this stream which included the raid
I have that as my alarm cause i need to wake up jerma, not because i want to get out off bed with a smile on my face. Rosy tweeting birds dont wake me up, imminent gas explosion does
has anyone made a Jerma edit of 12:19 to be Gus Fring's reaction to the imminent explosion in Breaking Bad because I swear jerma makes the EXACT same fucking scream that Fring does
I'm actually the same as Jerma. I have a really weird phobia of gas stoves. Especially the idea of a gas leak. Although I'm also scared of potentially electrocuting myself, the fear of getting brain damage or just dying from a gas leak is stronger. I know I probably sound like a crazy sycophant. P.S. That last word was autocorrect and now it makes no sense but I wanna keep it there.
There is NO other streamer on the face of the earth who would record himself lying before a stream and tell people to link that exact clip so that he can blackmail himself into playing the game he wants to play instead of fucking Desperados 3
Oh man I had no idea that House Flipper had new DLC. I'm still waiting for the DLC crossover with Thief Simulator, where you rob houses and then fix them back up, then you sell them, the owners install better security, and you fuckin rob it again
Ah, it’s quite the nostalgic feeling to hear Grandpa again. And can we just appreciate that VTubers have spoken great things about him? VTubers, people who probably have careers of their own while doing their own thing as a new, fictional face; can we appreciate the idea that Jerma has fans that don’t even exist on this physical plane?
