House Flipper - 985 Mile 

It always works when you put blue in petsmart

Isn't that always

@@ponponpatapon9670 classic petsmart architects

12:47 normal?

ಠ_ಠ

Yooo love your kirby animations!

This game does something to him

As you're lying there seething in pain from the recent cinder block injury, you hear a faint Taz as he chases down another child to eat its soul

@@seniorchonkza997 and steal *their* voice too

Funny enough, you and Jerma just vaguely described a story where a guy took a drug that made him live 8 million years in his own mind!

Average Jerma moments

Absolutely ZONKED

damn too bad I don't know what zooted means, kids these days and their slang

@@sabinoliver1290 smoka da marijane

@@MrBananun he doesn’t smoke it I’m pretty sure

a ruthless tyrant.

1984 Andy

@@addaccount9246 1489 andy

@@addaccount9246 Jerma1984

Chat: Jerma please impregnate me! Jerma: what the fuck are you talking about!? Mods, ban that guy for 5 minu... ban that guy for 2 minutes!

Jerma quote pretending unquote there's a whole group of different people he talks to is actually something let's players do and i've always liked that.

yeah hahahha

And I would walk 985 more

just to be the man to walk 985 miles to fall down at your door

DIDIDIDIDI

BAPIDIPAPIDDIEPAPIDDIEDADADA

if i could just see you... tonight DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU

Bugs are his friends!! He would never harm one :)

@@hyche_-6790he has sexual fantasies about eating bugs with a doctor. He is sick

You fight what you know deep down is true

he would never eat them! unless a handsome mountain biking doctor told him too 🤔

*rapes

My crew is big and it keeps gettin' bigger, that's 'cause Jesus Christ is my...

@@CWINDOWSsystem32Jigga985

I'm gonna shake you boom boom pow

27:04 proves that he shouldn’t ever use autotune

@Whtsàpp†⓵⓹⓵⓷⓶⓻⓼⓼⓸⓶⓹ Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - yeah you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" I'M GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. YASS. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead. "If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm actually saying that I'm going to put this bot in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.

I know exactly which story you’re talking about and that one fucked me up for a while.

which one??

@@snowdevil002 that one

what story is this?

the story is called Long Dream

you forget that by beating hit & run he has effectively seen all of them

One two one two check the mic let’s see You’re a mess man, you’re a walking disaster I’m serving up rhymes just call me grill master Your rap is so weak You ain’t got no flowwwsss Cartoon slipping on a banana peel Better call the banana bros Five foot three influencer wannabe Call yourself an e-clown but you ain’t even funny After you diss you’re not even gonna survive I’ll eat up your ass, Call me nine eight five (Gas gas gas gas gas)gasgas()

"Don't worry. Mr. Jeremy does not have schizophrenia, he just has special earbuds to talk to his workmates from afar."

@telegrandjerma37 Among? Can't believe Jerma would SCAM people by getting them to add him in TIDDYGRAM he's truly THE SUS GUY

Jerma is like a succubus man.

His S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats are all maxed out

It honestly felt like someone was trying to brainwash me

@@executioner_ecgbert884 DO NOT DOUBT YOUR THOUGHTS, HE'LL DO ANYTHING IN HIS POWER TO NUMB YOUR SENTIENCE IN ORDER TO ASSIMILATE WITH YOU

Assimilate with me? Don't threaten me with a good time lol

About his answer, I feel the same way about Death Stranding, come to think of it.

When the rhymes are subprime! 😳😳

When the cadence is outrageous 🥵🥵😳😳

When the prose is throes! 😮😱😱😳😳

When the penance is your sentence!

Yes, but the entity doesnt exist so do not worry

the sound a man makes after writing his manifesto in blood on the bathroom stall before ending it with a shotgun

holy shit i did not expect that when i clicked on the timecode

no 27:13 was

@@droozlex doesn't have fart sound=not funut

@@droozlex how is he still doing the same impression 15 minutes later??? what a psycho

HOLY SHIT AS I PRESSED ENTER HE SAID DMT. HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS. WEED THOUGHTS WILL BE THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS SOON

Just get him on Joe Rogan

on dmt reading a clock will be the least of his problems

@@tree4364 He’s literally said he smokes before

@@DeathnoteBB PSYCHEDELICS

Ryum

rüm

it's a Boston thing LMAO

its like how bo burnham says it in look whos inside again

Xd

he sounds like an AI generated deepfake

this is how speech jammers make you talk

Le troll incident moment (Really with this music its weird as fuck)

Following orders is a thankless job.

what the fuck.

When epic games ads The Three Stooges he will have to do it

God I hope not

He does it in the shower everyday

Oh, this is something he’s been doing for years; he’s really good at beatboxing, so he uses it a lot in jokes

Yeah what’s going on? Are they on break or smth?